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I'm fucking hammered and I am about to drive to taco bell, what should I get?

>> No.10872886

>>10872881
A DUI you irresponsible fuck.

>> No.10872888

>>10872886
/thread

>> No.10872889
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10872889

>>10872881
A DUI

>> No.10872892

>>10872881
Tacos.

>> No.10872902

>>10872881
6 cheesey Gordita crunches

>> No.10872917

Chicken chalupa, black beans on rice, watermelon freeze. Cinnamon twists are optional

>> No.10872950

>>10872881
Just yell into the speakers and then drive around and wait expectantly

>> No.10872952

>>10872881
home again safely.
Take care, OP.

>> No.10873422
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10873422

A bullet to the head

>> No.10873426

>>10872889
As if she isn't going to drive away uncharged after a quick BJ.

>> No.10873430

>>10872881
A mcchicken

>> No.10873527

2 crunchy tacos, 2 soft tacos, 2 double decker tacos

>> No.10873533

>>10873527
le a le dwi lel xD

>> No.10873550

>>10872881
Of you're driving drunk, make sure to drive fast so as to minimize your time on the road. It's just safety.

>> No.10873555

>>10873550
also take the turns quickly so as to shake any potential cops tailing you

>> No.10873567

>>10872917
Cinnamon twists are fucking awful.

>> No.10873647

This shit has been posted like 3 times a week for what feels like years now and you troglodytes still fall for it.

>> No.10873649

>>10873567
Taco bell has exactly 2 items that don't taste like garbage. Chicken soft tacos and cinnamon twists. Neither of those are good but they atleast aren't trash like everything else they serve there

>> No.10874021
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>>10872881
Riding a motorcycle stoned as fuck to Jack in the Box is far better than driving your econobox drunk on malt liquor to fetch some Taco Bell.

>> No.10874340

>>10874021
>*dies*

>> No.10874777

>>10872881
a DUI

>> No.10874779

>>10872881
Whopper and 2 mc chickens

>> No.10874780

>>10874021
Can you go through drive thru on a motorcycle?

>> No.10874948

>>10872881
I hope you crash and don't take anyone with you

>> No.10874958

>>10872881
>this same thread every single time
But just in case it's real this time...
Meximelts are amazing while drunk.

>> No.10874965

>>10874780
No they deny you service.

>> No.10874975

>>10874780
No they call the cops

>> No.10874995

>>10872881
>I'm fucking hammered and I am about to drive into taco bell, what should I get?
ftfy

>> No.10875516

>>10873422
How does he keep getting away with it?

>> No.10875564

>>10872881
i miss those days
getting drunk heading to toxic hell for 2 crunchwrap supremes. then drinking more and most likelyend up puking

>> No.10877220

>>10872881
Fuck yeah taco hell!

>> No.10877229

>>10872881
My jam used to be the volcaney burrity, but then Taco Bell became as gay as a faggot on Frisco street. Dollar menu of tickle-fancies is your best bet.

>> No.10877231

>>10872881
a cruchwrap supreme, a chipotle chicken griller, and a nacho griller. or if you're really feelin yourself, a taco 12 pack of half nacho and half cool rancho doritos tacos. i tried that once but i could only make it thru 10 tacos :(