/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cast iron piping hot

>>10870681
Not this same fucking stupid image again.

chopped onions, he also uses greens in the video but i dont have any

Added salt to the egg, whisk it up, pardon, but the toast on and flip it so it gets soaked

>>10870681
What a waste of egg shells...
You know damn well theres plenty of sweet, sweet cloaca juices on those little guys.

Added curry, i don't know what he added in the video when he flipped it but since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry

And there we have it, I added a little bit of Tabasco as well. It wasn't really quite a banger. Needs more flavour

>>10870681

>>10870740
Did you cook the onions long enough? Also you forgot poo.

>>10870681
>Nobody cared until I started cooking eggs

>>10870707
It's salt. That's literally all it is. Egg. Salt. Onion. Bread. Done.

>>10870740
Nowhere near what it is supposed to be like. If you can't make a simple egg sandwich, you don't belong in a kitchen.

>>10870810
Looks like a pretty simple egg sandwich to me.

>>10870707
>but since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry
Sorry I laughed. This is just so moronic.

>>10870707
>since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry
Solid logic you got there OP

>>10870824
>>10870838
why?

>>10870707
>indian

Why do I see this in every thread having to do with that guy? The men seen in the video are clearly mestizos. I would guess Mexican since I've been to Mexico and saw egg stands just like that.

>>10870810
That is pretty much exactly what it look like in the video

>>10870838
>>10870824
Why is it retarded to assume its curry?

>>10870854
>>10870838
>>10870824

>crazy honking in the background (typical indian behaviour)
>indian looking dude with an indian mustache eating in front of the stand
>egg omelette isn't an indian street food

yeah, clearly not indian

>>10870875
pic of the guy eating with mustache

>>10870881
He was what made Mexico register in my head in the first place. Mexico is full of middle-aged guys who look exactly like that.

>>10870875
You forgot the assumed curry.

>>10870896
Hes indian and its a common indian street food so of course thats curry, retard.

>>10870894
Mexicans dont have these round faces and have a different skin tine. Also indians rock these mustaches. Also the honking, which clearly indicates india

>>10870913
That's a lot of words just to say "I'm retarded."

>>10870923
Great counter-point.

>>10870740
Was la

>>10870907
What if he is Indian, and he is making common Indian street food, in Mexico, is it still a curry or turns into a taco?

>>10870969
How do you explain the honking? And the Indian guy eating it in front of him? And the fact that Egg Omelet doesnt exist in Mexico and is a famous indian street food? And the fact that when you Google Egg Omelet its all indian stuff that pops up?

>>10870989
So in a Mexican city you will never hear bustling traffic with honking cars?

>>10871011
There's no point in talking to you.

>>10870989
I don't know so I ask.

What if he is Indian, and he is making common Indian street food, in Mexico, and he actually speaks English, talking to a Japanese guy who is eating it in front of him, so is it a curry, a taco, a burger or a sushi?

can we get someone with a brain to cook this instead?

>>10870989
Look at how big those eggs are compared to Surly King. He's clearly like 5 foot nothing. Mexicans only get that short when they're near-pure native, and Surly King is very clearly not that. So he's some flavor of pajeet.

you need cheaper oil, cheaper bread, and overcook the eggs more

>>10871113
>>10871052
>>10870942

This is now a thread where people post their own terrible forced memes

>>10870740
Iiiih, du kaufst bei DM ein

>>10871086
For me, it's Egg Omelet with curry powder, best Indian made sandwich.>>10870681

Can't use salt or made by a Mexican though, it will turn into a taco.

>>10871143
>>10871143
>their own terrible forced memes
>their
What memes? It's logic.
So Indians must be eating curry, right? What if he tries out Japanese curry, can he still be an Indian or he turns into Japanese every meal?

>>10871226
>"b...bu....but what if it is actually an African-American with a very light skin color and his drag queen friend who is wearing a mustache and they are in Iceland preparing an egg sandwich and filming it? And the honking is playing in the background on the TV?

Can't argue against that? Ha ha, it's logical ."

>>10870682
>cast iron on a glass cooktop

>>10871011
Why do you have such a boner for Mexicans anon? Do you want to tell us something?

>>10871273
It's induction, poorfag

>>10870942
>Was la
based phoneposter

>>10871226
I'm sure you call this "Mexicanposting" or something retarded along those lines and giggle to yourself whenever you post it

Do you have an escape plan?

>>10871305
Another Guy forcing his own meme ?

>>10870740
this doesn't seem too bad. I might actually try this for breakfast. needs cheese though

>>10870707
>since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry
With this level of thinking let's just assume you're retarded and call it a day.

>>10871314
"how does he get out" is a well established /ck/ meme. why are you so against memes? Protip: all memes are equally forced, it's just that you don't realize this about the ones you like.

>>10871326
Because its soooooooooo A rational to associate Indians with curry, right???

>>10871329
So funny when people enter threads and post their own created Memes you are completely random shit that nobody understands and absolutely no one responds to them, it's so comical.

>>10871342
>a rational

They don't just put curry powder or garam masala in everything

>>10871342
>Indians don't use salt
Who the fuck puts curry on eggs?

>>10871349
where exactly do you think memes normally come from?

>>10870707
>>10870875
>assume it's in india because honking
>assume it's curry
Do you just live your life assuming things based on stereotypes?
Believe it or not people live quite different lives outside your cartoonish idea of how the world works.

>>10870923
It's funny. in your rush to try and seem not-racist, you clearly fail to identify what is clearly an Indian street scene and say it's Mexican, because they're dark skinned and have moustaches.

>>10871380
Indians. They put curry powder on eggs. This is common as fuck and you will see it all the time in New Dehli.

>>10871273
and what's wrong with that exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFASSclhZEU

>>10871394
How do people like you even find your way onto this website?

>>10871394
Indians like curry. Have you never been to India?

>>10871394
>muh stereotypes

If I see a horse at a river drinking water, I shouldnt assume its a horse but that it might actually be a bear dressed up as a horse and that the river is not made of water but white wine. Right? Because why on earth would I assume that it's a horse at the river drinking water? I clearly must be a racist.

Do you now understand how retarded you sound?

>>10871473
no they don't. you're racist

>>10871485
Look up curry on wikipedia and read the first sentence.

inb4 wikipedia isnt a reliable source and its all lies

>>10871299
>giggle to yourself whenever you post it
In fact, I must confess, I did.

I laughed like I stated in my first post. I've gone a bit far after he threw sarcastic comment at me. And I assume if he knows sarcasm, he must be able to take some jokes. But at the end this is a lonely place, I giggled to my own retarded comments, while on the other end he stays grumpy because he believes he is right.
I've calm down a bit now, after having a cup of English breakfast tea. You can safely assume now I speak English with a recognizable accent.

>>10871492
nice try bud, you probably just edited the wiki page with your racism

>>10871409
>try and seem non-racist

I've literally never done that on the internet.

>>10870913
>Mexicans dont have these round faces

Yes, they do

>and have a different skin tine

You're an idiot

> Also indians rock these mustaches

So do Central and South Americans, especially seasoned generations

That video was taken in Mexico. I would probably bet $40 on it. Anyone have sauce on the original?

>>10870690
And he uses red onions

It's 100% India not Latin America. Anyone who says the opposite is retarded.

It's 100% Sri Lanka not Latin America. Anyone who says the opposite is retarded.

>>10871394
get a load of this faggot

>>10871394
shut up currynigger

>>10871563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

does that language they're speaking sound like spanish to you?

>>10870681
Thanks for the OC, though.

>>10870682

Not Propane

>>10870690

Wrong onions

>>10870702

Wheat bread instead of white

>>10870707

??? you actually got every step wrong

>>10871712
Your spirit cries for your bodies mistakes.

>>10872117
Finally! Someone submits to my intended troll. Thanks for playing, everyone.

>>10870682
>>10870690
>>10870702
>>10870707
>>10870721
based as fuck

if you want to shit on it, quit being a lazy nigger and do a better job yourself and post it

10/10 OP well memed

>>10870707
Oh fuck I kek'd

This is why we can't have nice things.
OP made a good thread and some /pol/, Mexican, and Indian retards showed up to ruin it because of one joke

this is why we need poster flags like pol. I want to know

>>10870740
Well, you managed to cook a meal. You are now above 75% of this board, how does it feel?

>>10870682
>>10870690
>>10870702
>>10870707
>>10870721
>>10870740
rare footage of OP not being a faggot

>>10873431
We absolutely do not need flags, you fucking newfag.

>>10873601
Some moron has been advocating for flags for years, I think it's the same guy because he's usually complaining about the mean foreigners attacking America (every time someone disagrees with him about food it's an attack on America and the other person is OBVIOUSLY a foreigner and their words wouldn't carry any weight if only we had flags to prove the TRUTH)

I'm almost certain he's from Wisconsin

>>10873621
It's not one person, it's just newfags that come in through /int/, /sp/, or /pol/ and think that the environment on those boards would be good on all boards. Naturally, they are retarded.

>>10872612
I really enjoyed the argument about whether egg fort man is a beaner or a pajeet

a little white onion, two eggs, smoked paprika, some habanero cheddar and a little bit of 'racha on two mini pitas. how did I do, /ck/?

made it this morning for breakfast. quite tasty

>>10872238
Here. I fixed your elephant pig.

>>10870788
They always forget this because they follow the video 1:1 but don't consider the eggking's shit-infused fingertips

>>10874330
morning? this is clearly a night time food as shown in the vid

>>10874787
I'd like to see the guy that is next to the kings method for eggs. too bad he's not Chad enough for customers.

>>10874324
looks good my man

No one ITT attempted to use red onions and green chili peppers. No wonder y'all ended up with bland omelette sammichs

>>10871416
>They put curry powder on eggs.

It's cayenne pepper or chaat masala. Curry mix powders don't work for anything other than their intended curry recipe.

t. Brown boi

>>10875246
>chaat masala.
I'd count that as curry powder.

>>10875257
There's no curry that corresponds to chaat masala (well, none in the traditional sense anyway). It's primarily sprinkled onto prepared dishes as a more flavourful substitute to salt & pepper.

>>10870690
Those are chillies not green onions you moron

>>10870681
>want to make something from a famous webm
>don't even gather all of the ingredients first
This started as a failure.

>>10870681

Red onion, diced pepper or chili, ghee, wok.

>>10875528
No

Inspired by OP I might do this one too or another famous WEBM, any recommendations? bonus if it's actually edible food not some ja/ck/ concoction cause I actually need to buy food

>>10875928
that one Spanish one where he stuffs chips and all sort of nonsense in a tub and mixes it around


or recreate the avocado image

Okay you fucking retards. Curry here.
We have them in every smal marketplace.

Here are the ingredients.

Finely chopped green chilly
White bread
Chickenegg
Red onion
Salt
Vegetable oil

The thing that is added at the end is chaat masala (a fine mixture of powdered coriander, blackpepper, mango powder, cumin powder). The chat masala can be skipped.

>>10877798
>pic related

>>10877798
Finally some logic. Op did everything wrong and ended up with a bland sandwich. Kys op

>>10877798
>JPEG_20180215_180548.jpg
>>10877814
>JPEG_20180702_215244.jpg

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10874275
He's a fucking paj, yo

>>10872045
absolutely, utterly, and completely
BTFO
TFO
FO
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OP I don’t know if you are just a hapless idiot or some kind of next level troll but this thread is fucking brilliant, well done

>>10872045
>>10871563
i always thought this guy was mexican

>>10877798
>>10877845
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10877798
Yeah no shit, anyone with common sense would know those are the ingredients after watching the video. OP is just a fucking retard.

>>10877798 (You)
>>10878193 (You)
samefag

>>10870707
Makes sense

>>10878187
rekt, he deleted it lol

>>10878208
samefag

>>10870707
people getting mad at this shit like he's not right for the most part

>>10872045
>>10871563
You owe this man $40

>>10878208
Neither of those were me, actually.

>>10878494

>>10878494

>>10878494

all samefag

>>10870824
You sound incredibly butthurt about something very reasonable.

>>10870707
>since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry
Jesus christ you're stupid as hell

>>10878751
>being butthurt over this
4chan is maybe not the place for you

>>10874324
I pan fry farls in bacon grease.

>>10878843
>frying farts

>>10878852
You sound incredibly butthurt about something very reasonable.

>>10870707
>but since he is the Indian I assume it's Curry
You know DAMN WELL what you did OP

>>10878891
yes, indians use curry a lot so its not unreasonable to assume its curry

>>10878751

there is literally nothing wrong with what i said

>>10878910
You sound incredibly butthurt about something very reasonable.

>>10878935
me?

>>10871394
Of all the hills to die on you're choosing food stereotypes? Are countries having popular dishes a right-wing conspiracy?