/ck/ - Food & Cooking

alcohol is food

No. Those girls are hot so I don't understand your post.

Veganism will turn you into a god.

Eating the standard American diet will make you fat, greasy, and retarded. See: OPs pic

>>10869964
that's england displaying it's full inbred glory

>>10869964
Fat, ugly roastie detected

>>10869945
losing bodyfat will generally make your face look better as well (sharper, more defined features)
>>10869970
eating healthy will turn you into a god
veganism will turn you into an obnoxious evangelizing fag, as we can see by your example

>>10869945
>grill on far left

>>10870460
she cute! :)

>>10870460
She's the only one with good bone structure too. What a shame.

Fucking bongistan

>tfw I am unironically attracted to at least 2 of those girls

>>10870563
I've got pretty low standards but this is taking it to the next level.

>>10870008
>losing bodyfat will generally make your face look better
Didn't work for the trash man, though.

>>10869979
Hold on now, that pic isn't real is it?

That's clearly Adam Sandler second from left, right?

>>10870563
w-which two?

>>10870992
Far left and second from right

>>10869954
This is true. Being drunk makes you look better

>>10869945
>go to Englandistan to visit an Irish friend doing a stint as a servant in a golf club
>every single attractive girl we saw was American, Australian, or Polish
>every native Brit was a 6/10 at best
They've been cooped up on that island too long

>>10871066
the one on the right looks like I could overpower her and she wouldn't say shit. maybe she'd cry during or after. probably not before though, she would have no idea what was coming.

one on the left looks like she'd put two and two together right away. she'd scream and try to get away, and ruin everything. no thanks.

>>10869945
from left to right
1. would bang
2. no
3. would bang
4. kill it with fire

>>10869945
>far right girl

A good diet helps. Keeping hydrated helps. But what can turn a plain or even sorta ugly person good looking? Money. And I'm not just talking the status that comes from having it, but the things it buys you. Take a borderline ugly person to start with. Get them a trainer and the time to work out so they get into the best shape they can be. Get them a stylist so their hair and clothes look as good on them as possible. Give them some time to get used to the confidence that comes from knowing you look pretty good and never have to sweat it about money. Do that and you can easily turn a 4-5/10 into a solid 7 or 8. Half of the good looking rich people out there wouldn't be good looking if they were poor.

>>10871179
Like them pictures of Bezos and Musk from the 90s compared to today.

>>10869945
>2nd from the left
Is that Brianna Wu

>>10871239
Hahahahah...I forgot about that awful fucking faggot. I think he got blacklisted from the indie scene for being an insufferable cuntbag.

>>10869945
Eating lots of vegetables will lighten your skin which will make you objectively less ugly.

>>10871022
so you’re thing is fat blondes?
patrician taste

I would fuck all 4 of those chicks. Goddamnit I am fit and make about 9 grand a month sometimes more but I still live at home with my parents. 2 out of 3 of our toilets are broken and I am too cheap to pay for a plumber.

I have a single size bed. I watch Macguyver seasons 1-4 every night before I go to sleep.

Oh and food that makes you look better?
Go with this guys I swear it makes me look glowing:

Nutribullet
Organic spinach, carrots, carrot juice, greens superfood powder, beet powder, polyphenol fruit powder, MSM joint sulphur, spirulina powder. Blend 45 seconds and balk it down.
Drink carnivore mass in the mornings.
Take these supplements:
A good quality men's multi
P6 Black
Vitamin D - take like 20,000 IU
fish oil
magnesium
calcium citrate
stress assist (l theanine stress complex)
300 mgs 5htp before bed on an empty stomach
SAM-e in the morning on an empty stomach but drink some pineapple juice with it or just water
try not to fap to porn it will make you stupid and lazy
Find a passion and run with that shit. It's gotta pay though and pay well.

But I am still at home and haven't gotten laid in 8 or 9 months or something. Wait, since early December. However long that is.

I am going to finish the rest of my movie called The Stepfather. Not a bad flick. Sorry this isn't TV but hey.

I have arthritic pain in my left elbow and it grinds. So distracting.

Anyway, if anyone thinks I should hang myself with a belt please let me know I might consider it. Goddamnit I am so lonely.

Oh and one more thing. My fav is the 2nd from the left. She reminds me of Ava Coxx. Goddamnit I am not typing that into google I have gone like a month without porn. Next thing I know I'll be popping amp pills and watching weird shit again.

Oh hey here is another good make ya look right food. Goji Berries.

And also check out smoked trout. If you are in the south go to Publix they have a great smoked & peppered trout and goddamn it's delicious. I say another good one is king oscar sardines. Those are good for you - just work off the cals if you get the one in olive oil. Drink the olive oil from the can or dip bread in it. Hmmm that stuff is amazing.

Stay away from sugar and trans fats. Also cut out coffee and only drink a little bit of tea every day.

Kombucha is good too. Plus you'll never get sick if you drink it.

Stay away from alcohol. Quit drinking and never look back. That shit makes anyone look like shit. And of course no smoking anything.

If you really wanna get crazy start applying a facial mask in your morning routine with proper skin hydrators like semen or coca cola syrup. The last part is BS but I am tired so fuck off.

>>10873587
You'e like me, I'm a fit health freak lonely autist making good money, I sleep on a rickety old mattress from 1-800-mattress, my AC only turns on and off by physically unplugging it, I ritually cycle through the same ancient TV show over and over to go to sleep at night, and I occasionally add up all the account balances in my 4 bank accounts and wonder if I'm fucking up my life by just hoarding a huge pile of cash. I just tell myself I'm waiting for the big crash so I can buy assets on the cheap, but to be honest I probably wouldn't do that. I'd just agonize over whether to do it, and keep on piling in cash.

I chat up girls on okcupid just long enough to remind myself I probably could get laid if interacting with humans wasn't so exhausting, but then I ghost on them when it comes time to arrange a meeting. Also I feel that I shoudln't try to have a social life until my wardrobe is perfect and I won't be embarrassed to go outside (I have spent around $2000 on clothing in the last 6 months and I have calculated that only another $2500 will get me to my goal wardrobe, although experience has shown that whenever I reach my "goal wardrobe" I realize it's all shit and pointless).

Also don't kill yourself, they say everyone who tries it and survives regrets it at the last instant. Just go see a shrink instead or something. Do as I say not as I do, I'm just waiting for my depression to go away on its own (if only I just exercised even harder, right?)

>>10869945
>Those wretched faces

>>10873599
Thanks man I didn't think anyone would have anything nice to say. Wish you the best and hope you can find a decent chick.

My wardrobe is shit. I have 4 pairs of shorts. One pair I've had since 2011 and they're falling apart. Just bought 2 pairs of shoes recently.

My shirts are kinda cool though. Actually, not really nevermind.

Well man you talk to more chicks then me. I got 2 on a facebook page thing I got and they I believe are both scam artists. Wish I could go more into detail but this whole thing wouldn't be too anon then.

Most of the money I made went back into my work. Or to travel when I was seeing some chick kinda far away. She had me by the balls and I passed up a lot of cool chicks who wanted to talk when I was with her. Now it seems like I get none of that. Maybe I blew off all the ones that wanted to talk.

But hey you got cash stacked and have options. And a nice wardrobe and fit. That is a great start man. Hey I would say fuck it and meet one of these hoes. Buy a queen size bed and get someone to come in and look at your A/C. It is hot down here and muggy I cannot imagine life without it. I used to have no AC but then a girl I used to date years back spent 8 grand on a trane unit for me. I dumped her because I used to be an addict/moron. Gotta love it when ya throw away something good.

And thank you I will take on another day.


Oh and the greens powder is called Green Vibrance. This stuff is great in shakes and it really helps ya keep a good tan if that is a thing you like. I am pale so I tan often. So phyto nutrients are key.

Gotta love this site I am new to it and goddamn I love how everyone is anonymous. This is awesome how long has this been around? Okie dokie.

>>10871066
Bitch got flushed

>>10873613
What do you make money with? I am a cook and the business is killing my soul I need out bros but I don't know anything else and I have some savings but not enough for school and starting from square one in a new industry

Fasting will make you look like a very handsome man like Cole Robinson.

>>10869945
It could, as confidence is highly attractive. Feel good, look good. But do it for you, otherwise you're wasting your time.

>>10873613
>>10873587

Are you high? I don't ask that sarcastically. You sound like the written equivalent of the verbal deluge that comes out of me when I'm blitzed.

>>10869945

Hemlock maybe?

>>10875432
That's meth or some kind of upper.

>>10875432
I used to abuse drugs but right now I am sober.
I haven't had a drink in over 2 1/2 years.
But I did smoke a ton of weed for years and recently quit that. Coughing up tons of black tar.
The one fella suggests meth or an upper. I have abused amphetamine - always prescription and once I got an old bottle of benzedrines off ebay. Type in Benzedrine on ebay and sometimes it comes up. Old crank never goes bad.

Back to this thread because I wanna try to put in info that is on-topic at least.

Almonds - men should eat almonds and also another healthy food that will help with overall glow is mulberries. Dried mulberries are delicious and rich in vitamins and minerals.

Also one more thing, I woke up today looking at those 4 brit slags and they are still hot to me. Goddamnit I need to get myself back out there.

Another dude asked what I do to earny my money. I cannot tell you man I'm sorry. But all I can say is find something you are passionate about and get into it neck deep. It will make you all the money you'll want or need if you stick to it.

>>10873587
Don't hang yourself but goddamn man, buy your parents some fucking toilets.

>>10875641
You sound like your a bit manic at the moment. You might want to talk to your doctor about Bipolar Disorder sometime.

Thanks for the advice fellas. I'll pick up two toilets and I just might talk to a doctor. But I'd hate to get put onto some list. Would absolutely love to get by without meds. Probably bi polar but what the hell could a doctor really do for me? Put me on citalopram or zoloft or some crap. It would ruin me and my work. Plus I'd end up getting put on some list of sorts. It's a tough call.

Then again maybe I should. The thoughts I've had running through my head are pretty bad.

>>10870008
this, sorta
>>10874346
this, more or less, unfortunately. there are no miracle foods for curing ugliness. I will mention a few things that will help a bit though:
>cutting back on sodium will make you retain less water, thereby reducing puffiness and eyebags
>if you're pasty-looking, getting some beta carotene in your diet will give you a bit more colour
>limiting sugar intake, drinking enough water, and getting enough B vitamins will help keep zits down

that's about all you can do for your face. getting some exercise (doesn't have to be marathons, just enough that you're not flabby) and making a conscious effort at good posture will help your overall attractiveness.

>>10869979
>inbred
or
>bongs are all muslims
It’s a burgers can’t make their minds up episode.

>>10869979
>England
>conquered and colonized 3 times
>inbred
Retard.

>>10871066
>being drunk changes lighting
What did you mean by this?
>>10871067
That’s the only way you’ll ever lose your cherry
>>10873587
Cringe

>>10878729
>>being drunk changes lighting
...are your eyes okay? The lighting in the two shots are identical. Her face is just really flushed in the shot on the right. It's what happens when you get drunk.