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So I follow this person on instagram that occassionally posts really chaotic dishes she makes that usually involve strange game meat combined with large amounts of flower petals and fruits. I have no idea if this is common in some country or culture but the dishes often come out looking like something a 4 year old made out of things foraged in a backyard. Is there any possibility this is good? Are bees actually edible/nutritionally beneficial/tasty? I have a lot of questions about the thought process behind these meals. This might just be a form of performance art at this point, but perhaps I’m ignorant.

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Another photo from this meal

>> No.10852533

>>10852521
wait what, is there actual bees on that?

>> No.10852540

>>10852521

Sounds like some sort of paleo bullshit. I'm pretty sure she's using honey soaked beeswax, not bees either way.

I see no bees there. Unless they're bee larvae.

Flowers can be nutritious, though. Not a lot of calories, but they can taste good and have lots of dietary junk in them.

>> No.10852547

mentally ill people.
I've tasted bees once. they were not supposed to be there with the gyros, but they were. they fucking were. loads of em.
they tasted like burnt hair. not enjoyable at all. it was from a small food truck.

>> No.10852596

>>10852521
Jesus, this reads like something straight out of American Psycho. I half-suspect this woman has fantasies of re-enacting the ancient practice of cannibalism. I

>> No.10852619

>>10852521
I don't know where that 'plate' finishes and the 'food' begins. Fucking terrible.
If that were my daughter I'd feel so disappointed in myself.

>> No.10852635

is she having a mental beakdown

>> No.10852644

i know you shouldnt but share the account
this is the first time ive seen art on 4chan

>> No.10852704

>>10852530

That plate looks like stuff was taken from the garbage can. No seriously. Except for the flowers everything looks wilted and slimy.

>> No.10852711

>>10852704
thats what makes it so great, dont you get this? this is pure kino

>> No.10852715

>>10852547
Kek

>> No.10852717

>>10852540

No, theres actual bees in there. See those strangly shaped black globs? Those are dead bees, covered in honey.

>> No.10852820

>>10852521

>honey-soaked bees

This is the food equivalent of Trout Mask Replica.

>> No.10853135

>>10852820
wew lad

>> No.10853159

>>10852533
*sigh* yes, you philistine

>> No.10853166

>>10852820
reported for posting cb

>> No.10853178
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I have more heavenly feasts

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More bee snacks

>> No.10853195

>>10853178
there it finally is, the name
i love you rn op
this is what it must have felt like to first see a jackson pollack painting
history in the making

>> No.10853211
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I know her IRL as an acquaintance and found her eccentricity pleasantly refreshing. But her meals, i just don’t know if I can handle ROSE DIRT BEE CAKE. She eats these meals all the time, and serves them to people at poetry shows all the time. She used to only post about drinking raw milk everyday.

>> No.10853225

Post more OP, this is good stuff

>> No.10853228

>>10853211
>intraning
>she
bruh

>> No.10853235

this actually is kino
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeYCTMl3tz/?taken-by=devilintraning_

>> No.10853241

>>10853211
wtf theres literally dead bees on that

>> No.10853243
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I mean, adding psychidelics to an avant garde pie is pretty incredible

>> No.10853245

>>10853178
this is like an excerpt from the diary of a female serial killer/gardener

>> No.10853250
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>FORAGED LEMONS

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>> No.10853264
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I present, le chéf

>> No.10853265

>>10853250
this looks like a fermented egg crossed with a lemon
i dont want to repeeat myself but its pure art

>> No.10853271

>>10853265
I love her honestly.

>> No.10853281
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This new meme is great

This bitch crazy, I want videos

>> No.10853301

I probably wouldn’t eat most of these, and her presentation is terrible. But I respect her experimentation, and rose and cardamom panna cotta sounds pretty good desu.

The bees are a little much...

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>> No.10853326

>>10853304
eggs look kinda messy but nothing wrong with this

>> No.10853328

>>10853326
Way too much cheese

>> No.10853515

>>10853187
looks like baked beans over the dusty fake flowers my mother has kept in the hallway for 15 years.

>> No.10853536

>>10853178
Way too many ingredients in all these dishes

>> No.10853564

>>10853254
My husband cooked some of the placenta from our second child. We buried the other half and grew an avocado plant.

He made it into a pasta sauce. It tastes like the strongest, most potent liver ever. I could barely eat it.

>> No.10853572

>>10853271
This is pretentiousness meets borderline insanity. I can't stand art like this.

http://navel.la

>> No.10853581

>>10853326
Those eggs are fried....?

>> No.10853626

A mix of schizophrenia and pica.

>> No.10853649

>>10853281
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEES LMFAO

>> No.10853704

>>10852521
The kind of person who cooks bees is the kind of person who needs to have their arms and legs zip-tied and thrown in the river.

>> No.10854182

>>10853211
>rose
Literal rose
>dirt
Literal dirt?
>bees
Literal bees??
Fuck these shit

>> No.10854598

>>10852521
>bees

>> No.10854812

>>10853187

Holy shit, there are literal bees on it.

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>>10854812

BEES IN MY SNACKS BEES BEES IN MY SNACKS
SOMEONE CALL THE HEALTH BOARD I GOT BEES IN MY SNACKS

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>>10852521
There was that one dude who bought 7kg of dead bees for some reason and tried to find recipes here. If only those two met.

>> No.10854901

>>10854878

I remember that thread..

Werent the bees pretty expensive per lb? I think it was 7 lbs at like $40/lb or something like that lmao

>> No.10855138

>>10853264
>her

>> No.10855523

>>10853243
Well there you go, people do and eat weird shit when they are high.

>> No.10855784

>>10853211
Is that literal dirt? WTF, how do teeth survive that with all of the cracking? What is the fucking point of seasoning ith non edible items in a dish?

>> No.10855799

Well there always was the guy on /fit/ who was raising and cooking cockroaches as a source of protein, if someone has the screencap pls post

>> No.10855803

>>10853178
This is literally the style and exact type of spelling errors a mentally ill woman i knew had

>> No.10855830

>>10853564
u r fuckin gross dude

>> No.10855974

>>10852547
>I've tasted bees once. they were not supposed to be there with the gyros, but they were. they fucking were. loads of em.
Why did you eat those bees?

>> No.10855995

>>10853304
needs more bees

>> No.10856465
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>thinkin about those bees

>> No.10856561

>>10855799
I'm more grossed out at the fact they apparently taste like licorice more than anything. I don't know how well you can incorporate that flavor into meals to be using a significant amount of your "crop"

>> No.10856886

why the fuck is she eating bees though like look at this fat nigger there's no way she has a bee farm so HOW DOES SHE EVEN GET THESE "BEES"?????

>> No.10856918
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illfag here, the shit in this thread made me throw up with the power of a thousand suns. Now I feel better. Just wanted to say that.

>> No.10856942

>>10853250
>FORAGED LEMONS

Translated- "I stole them from the neighbor's tree. I got the rest of the meal from their trashcan. He thinks it was knocked over by a possum, tee-hee"

>> No.10856974

>>10853178
...What the fucking fuck

What the fuck is the logic of literally any of those ingredients? How the fuck do fennel and mushrooms pair with fruit? And rabbit with fruit? What?

>> No.10856988

>>10853243
magic mushrooms taste like shit though

>> No.10857022

>>10853250
>shes black

now it makes a bit more sense

>> No.10857046

>>10852521
Fascinating stuff OP, its like something a schizophrenic person would make if they watched nothing but cooking shows

>> No.10857053

>>10856465
Thos*

>> No.10857059

>>10852521
Looks like a green chili and cat shit tortilla pizza

>> No.10857097

>>10853243
That pie doesn't sound half bad desu

>> No.10857099
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>she

>> No.10857110

>>10857099
Who are the 300 people liking this shit?

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>>10854862
One high IQ shitpost right here

>> No.10857132

>>10857110
queer shapeshifting lizard inter-dimensional pedophile vampire jews

>> No.10857136

>>10857099
OH NO NO NO

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>>10857110
Me 300 times

>> No.10857234

>>10853261
This might be cool for something like Halloween.

>> No.10857241

>>10857099
>see image
>that looks like cum
>read the text at the bottom
>oh

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>>10857241

>> No.10857295

>>10857110
I just went down a sort of rabbit hole of reading the comments and checking out those people's profiles and so on. Holy shit, what a cesspool. I'm really glad these people are mostly confined to the west coast and other lefty faggot containment zones.
Unironically >>10857132

>> No.10857571

>>10853235
>it's a fat chimp looking niggresse

oh wow color me surprised

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>>10852521
Devilintraining?
Navel.la

Post more.

>> No.10857669

>>10853243
>honey soaked apples
>sugar and butter reduction
That's not how it works.

>> No.10857712

So this is the power of american cuisine

>> No.10857734

>>10856918
Nice. I hope you feel better after throwing up now Anon, good job, I'm proud of ya keep it up keep it coming because if you don't I'll be worried so please stop feeling bad and don't let the bed bugs bite thanks

>> No.10857752

>>10853243
>baking psilocybin
rip

>> No.10857944

She should learn how to plate a little better and take picture with good lighting. This shit is interesting. I wanna try the bees, honestly. Sounds neat.

>> No.10858049

>>10853264
>watermelon candle
lol

>> No.10858088

>>10857097
How do you even get that much cum to cook with?

>> No.10858118
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>>10853264
is that NIIPPLES

>> No.10858173

>>10856465
did anyone edit the hat to say beans

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>>10853211
Sounds very try hard on her part.
>look how unique and whimsical I am.

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>>10853281
breh i'm dyin

>LITERAL BEES

>> No.10858362

>>10852820
excellent

>> No.10859136

>>10853178
It's like space station 13 food but real

>> No.10859188

>>10855784
It's for textural and visual effect. Kind of like edible gold foil.

>> No.10859197

>>10852521
>hibiscus cured egg yolk

Is this real

>> No.10859225

>>10853264
So, I'm guessing this crazy bitch is into some weird "religion" or something, like voodoo or some weird witchcraft kind of thing to have all these weird fucking ingredients. And just fucking look at it.

>> No.10859234

>>10859197

Im sure you could easily buzz up some salt with hibiscus and then cure the yolks in that salt. It sounds really good actually.

Thats thebone thing youre going to take issue with?

>> No.10859286

Anybody send any of these to Gordon Ramsey yet?

>> No.10859305

>>10859286
he would secretely like it
this is the best content ck has seen in a while

>> No.10859329

>>10853178
I'd eat this I guess

>>10853264
Not prepared by this person though

>> No.10859359

>>10858275
So what did this shit do before?
Carbonize?

>> No.10860495

>>10856942
That lemon stealing whore

>> No.10860564

>>10852530
I;m thinking about thos Bees

>> No.10860603

>>10853264
oh, this explains a lot

>> No.10860614

>>10857099
that cant be cum

either that guy shoots monster loads, or its more than one guy's cum, or it's one guy's cum from several days which she stored in the fridge

>> No.10860662
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[ERROR]

These look fine, honestly. But of course
>bees

>> No.10860669

stop eating fucking bees, they're endangered

>> No.10860951

this is one of the most interesting therads on seakay in a while

>> No.10861074
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Mmmmmm...

>> No.10861091
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[ERROR]

There must be something more going on here

>> No.10861098

>>10853264
New cursed image

>> No.10861106
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[ERROR]

Good thread, OP

>> No.10861112
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[ERROR]

>> No.10861120

>>10856465
11/10

>> No.10861189

>>10853250
What the fuck is that brown thing under the lemons that keep showing up in her pictures? Is that a handcrafted plate? Or is it part of the dish? Is any of that even edible?

>> No.10861205

>>10852711
It's honestly what I come to /ck/ for

>> No.10861284
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[ERROR]

>>10853264
So would you bros? I think I would the sex is probably kinky beyond my threshold desu but I could say I've done it and apparently she milks your cock completely dry to make cookies after so that's gotta be a plus

>> No.10861395

>>10853243
>sugar and butter reduction
>balsamic vinegar reduction
this whole fucking mess should've been reduced

>> No.10861440

>>10861284
>encouraging bestiality
fuck off

>> No.10861742

>>10853250
>trash lemons served with more trash
The worms i ate as a toddler from our backyard were more healthy than this

>> No.10861752

>>10852521
>censoring name
>>>/r/eddit/

>> No.10863494

>>10855974
You eat what's on the plate, young man

>> No.10863510

>>10852596
you what????????????

>> No.10863558

>>10853264
#white_boyfriend
How fucking thirsty would you need to be, holy shit.

>> No.10863577

>>10852521
Is this from red wall?

>> No.10863585
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[ERROR]

I can feel the less than 5% native blood in me boil as I see these posts of her eating BEES and doing weird shit in general. Who eats bees? Why? It seems so gluttonous.

>> No.10863843

>>10852820
FAST AND BULBOUS

>> No.10863961

>>10856465
Well meme'd, anon

>> No.10863971
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[ERROR]

>>10861074
is that a fully uncut union on that plate

>> No.10864260

>>10852521
she makes it sound nice but its fucking awful from the pictures

>> No.10864319

Do you think she is wondering where all these new autistic followers are coming from?

>> No.10864406

>>10863971
It's a shallot you philistine

>> No.10864419

Keto niggas be like

>> No.10864431

>>10853187
>he doesn't eat bees
this woman is living in the future

>> No.10864440
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[ERROR]

>>10853254

>> No.10864452

>>10858088
By knowing how to stroke the shaft

>> No.10864704

>>10853187
https://www.botanical-online.com/english/passion-flower-toxicity.htm

>> No.10864721

>>10858118
I hope not, disgusting

>> No.10864735

>>10852521
That looks like she's eating butterflies.

>> No.10865983

>>10853159
>*sigh*
KYS you flaming fagggot

>> No.10866070

>>10853264
My ability to ever get it up again is lost.

>>10857099
So is my desire to ever eat again.

>>10861074
God is dead

I fucking hate this place. I have no idea why I keep coming back. I guess I'm retarded.

>> No.10866090

>>10866070
What is wrong with you? Threads like these are what makes america great again

>> No.10866339

>>10853301
>the bees are a little much
And what about the dirt? The literal dirt?

>>10861074
>whole shallots
>blackberries
>watermelon(?)
>garlic
Is it all slopped onto a fucking turtle?

>> No.10866384

>>10852521
>Bees soaked in honey
Cruelty incarnate

>> No.10866399

>>10853211
Bitch drinks raw milk?

>> No.10866403

>>10861074
>>10863971
>is that a fully uncut union on that plate
>A FULLY UNCUT ONION
LITERALLY PSYCHOTIC

>> No.10866411

>>10853264
Jesus has left us

>> No.10866419

>>10853304
Joe where the fuck are the bees!?

>> No.10866426

>>10854901
Damn nigga how much for hornets? I got a few pounds of dry hornets.

>> No.10866432
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[ERROR]

>>10853264
I guess there really is someone for everyone- more so if you are absolutely insane and want to hang around other insane people.

>> No.10866442

>>10859359
I bought a shit cheap no name brand cheese once, instead of melting it started sweating, wrinkled up a bit then turned the color of cardboard before turning to black Ash.

>> No.10866447

>>10861074
Are there no bees in Coachella valley?

>> No.10866456

>>10866432
I can smell the stank from here.

>> No.10866462

instagram.com/p/BgwbMVBDjgx/

Anyone want to see her cervix... not sure the image will fly on a blue board.

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[ERROR]

>>10853254
>Recently ate a chunk of my wife's placenta.

>> No.10866477

>>10866462
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
this thread is more intriguing than anything I've seen all year

>> No.10866488

>>10853178
What a waste of some gorgeous looking figs

>> No.10866489

>>10866462
Also, what in the actual fuck

Again, not sure the limits of the blue boards but it’s censored on Instagram

instagram.com/p/Bc574lxDe9g/

>> No.10866540

>>10857099
She confirms later on down that it’s only icing. Regardless, I can’t figure out if she knows a lot of people as insane as she is or if some of this is satirical or something and everyone else realizes it and is sarcastically agreeing.

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[ERROR]

>>10866540

>> No.10866558
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[ERROR]

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[ERROR]

>>10866462
Goddammit

>> No.10866701

>>10864704
>What are the symptoms of passionflower poisoning

>Symptoms of psychosis occur with about 300-400mg

>> No.10866705

>>10853649

UNDERRATED KEK

>> No.10866706
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[ERROR]

How do I delete this person?

>> No.10866738

>>10852530
nigga why did you make these photos Uranus sized? 4chan servers sucks curdled goat dick

>> No.10866747

>>10866738
Fuck you I like large images.

>> No.10867719

>>10866747
Large images? More like SMALL images!

>> No.10868350

My words can not describe the utter disgust and disbelief what the actual fuck

also:

>BEES
>YOU COOK FUCKING BEES
>ACTUAL FUCKING BEES

>> No.10868408

>>10853187
Bees are absolute boys... Why would anyone want to eat those guys

>> No.10868419

>>10853264
Her instagram story has a video of her dog taking a shit

>> No.10868424

>>10853581
I think the melted cheese is what makes it look like it hasn't been fried

>> No.10868812

>>10853187
>killing bees

i would fucking shoot her

>> No.10868816

>>10866545
Don't know about the insanity in that first comment, but dogs do actually need to get their anal glands expressed every now and then.
If not, then my dog has been getting raped by the qt nurses at the vet

>> No.10868824

why is thos bitch killing bees and eating them

>> No.10868829

>>10866432
This is one of the most repulsive human beings I've ever seen that isn't actually deformed and people EMBRACE it. Absolutely fucking insane

>> No.10868830

>>10868812
How do we know that the bees didn't die from natural causes?

>> No.10868832

>>10857099
ho.. how did she get that much cum...

>> No.10870646
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the dog....

>> No.10870731

>>10866558
>actual retards raving about muh mouthfeel

Can't say I'm surprised desu

>> No.10870895
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>>10866558
>tres leeches
Had me staring at it trying to find the leeches until I realized she meant "tres leches". Would not put it past her to eat leeches.

>> No.10871024

>>10870895
Thank you, I was also confused by this.

>> No.10871063

>>10860662
>the color of that hand
It explains everything

>> No.10871247

I can't tell where the plate stops and the food begins