/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would. Why wouldn't i?

>>10855594
ill eat you and your whole family

>>10855594
Based porker

what did he mean by this?

>>10855594
Not yet, porklet. But one day your time will come. And you will be delicious.

>>10855594
Not until you're at least a whole pork chop, otherwise it's a waste of time.

>>10855594

a cute

>>10855594
kawaii

>>10855653
:O

>>10855594
Eat?
No.

>>10855613
>>10855627
>>10855653

>>10855594
I ate parts of one of your bretheren just the other night. So tasty

>>10855594
Spare me your porkster tricks, you're nothing but a crunchy little bite for me.

>>10856306
IMAGINE HOW TERRIFYING THIS IMAGE WOULD BE IF PIGS WERE SENTIENT AND INTELLIGENT

>>10855594
Of course I'd eat you, you delicious little piggy.

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>>10856374
by definition, pigs are sentient and intelligent

>>10856649
I wanna fuck that piggy

>>10855594
>You wouldn't eat me right, anon?
Not before cooking you, no.

>>10856306
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Better watch out man, you just can't go around triggering people like that.

lul

I pretty much quit eating pork after I had a few drinks with some farmers and they talked about how smart and self aware pigs were. They said chickens on the other hand, were so stupid if one of them would get a prolapsed asshole, the others for some reason would peck it until the chicken died from blood loss. I have no problem eating an animal that fucking stupid.

>>10855594

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>>10855653
>>10855627
>>10855613

YOUVE WRONGED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, ANON.

>>10857175
I eat meat and even raise a few backyard chickens. I will say they have distinct personalities so it isn't so easy just to dismiss them on the basis of our interpretation of their intelligence. Also, have you never seen those chickens where you can wager you can beat it at tic-tac-toe, yet they work it to a draw every time?

>>10857175
>homo chicken has gay sex and gets prolapsed asshole
>other chickens rightfully kill him for his degeneracy
Nothing stupid going on here anon

>>10855594
not yet
you need to bulk up to slaughter weigh

>>10856306
>giygas music in the background

>>10855594
He's adorable. But I bet you could gut and fry the whole thing up like a little pork nugget and it'd be delicious as fuck.

>>10856374
Have you never seen torturous executions or something? It's way scarier when youre a hyper intelligent human still alive, flayed with no legs or hands. Newfag.

>>10856590
>literally triggered
God, vegans are such reddit tier faggots. We use to spam gore to scare faggots like you off other boards.

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>>10855594
>You wouldn't eat me right, anon?
sure little buddy

So many infidels. You are misled by the djinni and do not even understand your sin.

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>>10855594
not until you grew. but i would season your ribcage and slather you in homemade molasses bbq sauce. i would also name you crispy. but i would love you. you wouldnt see the hammer coming.

>>10860044
now i have a boner

>>10855594
Not until I befriend you "Ellie"

>>10860082
i hope you die vegan scum

>>10855594
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10860138
if they are ao intelligent. than why are dogs in the common household and pigs are food? answer that.

its because pig tastes good. dogs are tools.

quit being a faggot.

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>>10860150
im not afraid of my small penis.

eating meat doesnt equal abuse you dumb queer.

>>10860150
>hunting is abuse
>trying to convert people to your cause by insulting them

This is how you know these images are just made for circle jerking. These people can't actually argue their cause reasonably and I guess they don't want to either. It's pathetic.

>>10860153

why do vegans think we eat only those cute puppies? pigs are horrifying monsters that are only made for food.

>>10860153
thats a good lookin piglet there. i wish i could be in the kitchen with you while you beautifully prepared it. Cheers

>>10860150
If I go vegan will I get more girth?

>>10857419
N-NANI?!

>>10860161
no you will look like skeletor and your teeth will rot from the insides.

however your penis will look the same. gross and ugly.

>>10858242
Djinni are not real, you superstitious fool

>>10860156
Fuck yeah! Humans are number one!
Alpha species coming through, bitch fish.
USA! USA! USA!

>>10855594
:(

>>10860178
i just jerked my meat eating thick cock to this picture

now that the cutesy shit didn't work, the triggered vegan tries to spread his message by shock images.

>>10860153
>>trying to convert people to your cause by insulting them
>wahh his superior moral ground gives him the chance to hurt me psychologically

>>10860180
We buy and butcher a pig once or twice a year, depending on if my parents want a piece too or not.
We buy it from a local pigfarmer and select the pig long before it's time to kill it. I have no kids of my own by I take my nieces to visit "our" pig and feed it treats. I know it doesn't live in a cage and doesn't get kicked around.
If your porkchops come from a supermarket it's your problem, not mine. My chops had a good life.

>>10860190
my feelings.

i dream about about butchering a vegan and eating its stringy undeveloped meat while blowing my meat filled load in its quivering anus.

>>10860199
This is the worst type of backwards rationalizing. You forced a pig to live inside a glorified cage just so you could eat it, even though you have no good reason to.

>>10860188
>shock images
That usually works really well on this website

>>10858099
that music legit scares me
it's so uncanny

>>10860204
that looks goddamned delicious

>>10860188
>shock images
>on 4chins
I can only cum so many times in one day.

>>10860203
If a free-range pig is living in a "glorified cage" then I guess we all are.
You might say your parents forced you to live in one by having you. In fact, you probably do say that while listening to My Chemical Romance and cutting yourself, don't you?
And if you think I have no good reason it's because you've never had a really juicy 'chop.

>>10860207
>pretend he's part human with human thoughts and feelings
>still just feed him whole apples

>>10860214
dat carnie cope

>>10860225
im fully erect thinking about this. dead animals fuel my thirst for dead fags and animal suffering. i am going to kill twice as many animals than my hunger desires and just throw the rest in the trash.

>>10860230
i will never have enough cum for atuff like this

>>10860177
swim well, piggers

vegan left thread. i hope he still knows im going to kill twice as many animals to offset his faggotry.

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>>10860233
The only animals you've ever killed were the cockroaches in your mom's basement.

Is there really sone faggy vegan discord that wants to raid /ck/?

I ate a whole lot of you yesterday and today.

>>10860854
It's one or two angsty kids. Hardly a raid.

>>10855594
>You wouldn't eat me right, anon?

Not yet, you're far too small to make a decent meal yet.

In about 8 months I'll be glad to.

>>10860964
So edgy

So should I shave them when I butcher them and try to make cracklings or is it to much work for what I get?

>>10861023
Easier to burn it off. I do, and I definitely find it worth it.
I use one of those gas-powered blowtorchlike things make for burning weeds.

>>10861035
I was thinking of using a propane torch but was told it didnt get rid of all the hair.

>>10860150
Oh please, like your sheltered ass wouldn't piss himself the second you were placed in a ring with a n animal weighing nearly a ton.