/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10854136
Here's a timestamp if you don't believe me

It's vegetarian (have some vegetarian friends), the base is black and Pinto beans, mashed with a jar of Salsa and chili powder, paprika, salt/pepper, liquid smoke, garlic powder, some Sriracha, etc. Put in a 9x13 pan, pickled jalapeño on the next layer. Sharp cheddar, let the cheese melt under the broiler, unsweetened Greek yogurt and the olives/Tomatoes/iceberg lettuce/white onion that you see. It's pretty tasty

This after rubbing in mustard/ brown sugar pork rub, plan on 2hrs/lb or 190 internal. Happy 'murrica day

>>10854173
Comfy! Have a smoker or are you just doing an oven? Happy America day to you my friend, enjoy your freedoms

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>10854152
destroying the american dream with (((vegan)))....

>>10854136
Bone-in Ribeye, seasoned with kosher salt, black pepper, and crushed garlic while the water bath heats to 56C. The steak is packetized with a thyme sprig, then immersed for 3-4 hours. At the end of that time, it's removed, patted dry, then seared with a propane torch.

>>10854207
I would smoke ribs or a brisket, but such are the limits of apartment living.

>>10854213
get a dry rub and bake some ribs

Burgers, hot dogs, some barbecued chicken, potato and macaroni salad, and my mother is making a cherry pie.

And beer of course.

>>10854205
There's a layer of cheese and Greek yogurt. Beef would make it a bit better but taco dip doesn't need beef IMO

>>10854207
Nice dude, sounds like you're a pro. Never done a sear with a propane torch. How many Steaks are you
making?

>>10854245 I don't think it gets more American than this. Good job anon

>>10854285
We're also having baked beans with >>10854245, but I didn't think of it.

>>10854285
One steak, nothing too big (1.3 lb) but on the reasonably thick side. A torch isn't too hard to work with for searing, but I think I'll get better results when I pick up a searzall:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5oW_LNbA8
Searzalls are basically handheld salamander broilers.

I could make the same steak faster with a reverse sear, but sous vide (even if it's a meme technique) lets me mix a little slow cooking in where it wouldn't be possible to make the dish even better with less effort.

>>10854285
t. autist

>>10854314
That searzall looks awesome. My worry with a direct torch approach would be an uneven sear since the flame is so narrow. This searzall looks like it spreads out the heat.

I need a sous vide machine, it'd be fun to try. Enjoy your food anon, happy 4th

>>10854330
The narrow flame isn't too bad to work with, it's just slow and takes a lot of movement to avoid overheating one area. Without having used a searzall I think a torch might work better for rendering fat. The more direct flame does a great job at getting a lot of heat deep into a fat cap, which makes the finished steak a lot nicer.

If you do get a sous vide machine, grab a stick model. They'll work with whatever size reservoir you want, I use a big stock pot most of the time but you could get away with cooking a titanic amount of meat in a cooler or even a bathtub if needed.

2 microwaved hot dogs while I solemly visit my alcoholic mother for 4th of july and watch her wear skimpy slut outfits from 20 years ago to try to show off her stomach paunch and wrinkles as she texts multiple men at once, falls down while trying to walk to the bathroom and struggles through her mid life crisis
today was a rough day anons

Oh, the amount of blueberries, strawberries, and whipped topping that will be devoured this eve...

>>10854363
Here's how you make those hot dogs better: hit them with a torch, or wave them through a gas stovetop burner until you get that great browned/charred surface that you expect from grilling. It takes seconds and it makes any microwaved dog much better.

>>10854371
thanks anon but im pretty sure the gas got shut off due to my mothers inability to pay bills on time

>>10854381
that's a shame. At least you have this knowledge for future slightly-less-lazy hot dogs.

>>10854398
thanks for the advice

>>10854136
I'm just cooking burgers.

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

>>10854381
>stick two pieces of conductive metal in your outlets
>using rubber non-conductive gloves, use hot dog to complete circuit
>this will give you a nice char

Memes aside, get an electric griddle, or use a camping gas stove/grill. You can't live off of microwave food alone

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HELD AT THE TWIGHLIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

>>10854443
its okay anon, im not living off of microwaved food, im leaving tomorrow

WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FLIGHT

>>10854443
If he was desperate enough for flame-touched meat, he'd just use gathered wood instead of risking electrocution

>>10854136
Do you shart in the mart?

Just opened up a electric smoker we got during black friday and using 4th of July to test it out. Bought some Brats, a rack of Baby Back Ribs, a salmon, burgers and some country style spare ribs.

Just threw the baby back ribs in as a test, and then the salmon and then tomorrow night the burgers, brats, and spare ribs. Got the spare ribs and brats in beer right now.

>>10854483
My first few experiences doing poultry in a smoker showed me why people add bacon to a lot of things that, while the bacon is nice, isn't necessary. Bacon is a low-effort way to add smoke flavor to another meat.

Smoke some chicken breasts or quarters. You'll love it.

>>10854495
Yep, Chicken is the next thing we are planning. Gonna do that one probably within a week or so. Also got a pork roast in the freezer I have been saving that i'll probably marinate and do a rub on.

>>10854443
I have a cable just for that occasion!

>>10854499
Your digits are as good as that meat will be. If you want to get REALLY disco with your birds, check this out:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA0j0fEirPI

>>10854136
Totally thought this was a cake at first glance

Just got back from my "4th" of July party. We had hot dogs roasted on the fire and smores shortly after.


Here in Juneau we celebrate the 4th right at midnight so that there is some darkness

>>10854136
I have no friends who are reliable enough to do cool shit like cookouts. And all my family is deceased or far away so I'm going to new york to be around people and have a good time, feel like I belong somewhere.

>>10854136
making bourbon tea from edward lees cookbook today and also doing a white bbq sauce from chef john

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>>10854152
>Here's a timestamp if you don't believe me
Sir and/or ma'am.
I don't think anyone doubted you.
Also today I will eat Burgers,because fuck yeah!

>>10854245
If she made apple pie that would be more American,but I'll rate your day as 2.5 Canadas/America.
(It takes 2.8 canadas to make on America)

>>10854483
Ribs came out pretty decent. Had some good flavor and tasted way better then when I used to do them in the oven. Biggest things I would change for next time is to do a marinade and let it sit overnight, and probably take them out a little sooner.

>>10854173
Nice, I'm grilling up some burgers later today. Only beer I have on had is mexican stuff though. So I'll have to go to the store later and pick up a red blooded american lager. Happy 4th boys.

>>10855408

Can't you girl men drink booze? Beer is like water to most people.

>>10854136
FUCK AMERICA. BURN IN HELL YOU SHIT EATING MAGGOTS. I HOPE RUSSIA NUKES YOUR GULLIBLE RACIST TWO FACED SHIT EATING ASSES.

-from your friendly neighbors from the north

>>10855427

>>10855419
I drink liquor as well. But drinking a beer while grilling in the hot sun is nice.

>>10855231
It's a good day for burgers.

>>10855427
Blow it out your ass.

>>10855427
Get out of here commie.

>>10855558
Well aren't you the perfect place to shart then eh?

>>10855575
>calls me a commie
>has a president who bends the knee to Czar Putin

>>10855431
rost

>>10855590
I didn't vote for him.
Also the leader of my country doesn't represent my opinions.

>>10855620
still your president
bow to your sensei

Smoking Prime grade beef today fuck yeah

>>10855631
Leafs on suicide watch

>>10855590
>bends the knee to Czar Putin
He defied both Putin and his voterbase when he attacked Syria. Twice.

>>10855630
Whatever commie.
I'll keep enjoying America day.

I had a swell time on Canada day.

Smoked ribs with a Kentucky bourbon and brown sugar glaze and some thick cut freedom fries.
Then be drunk and try not to blow fingers off. But even if I do, enjoy the best medical care in the world.

>>10855695
>Most notable Canadian """""""cuisine"""""" is literal French fries covered in gravy

And they call us Amerifats. At least we steal all kinds of food culture and combine it all, only thing more unoriginal than Canadian cuisine is British cuisine

O! SAY DOES THAT SHART SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

>>10855657
>>10855620
>hurf not my fault

just like an americlap to deflect blame and pretend it's not their problem
why even pretend to celebrate the 'values' of a country so obviously corrupt and hypocritical as your own? there is no american dream, no freedom. america is all about fucking the next guy over and the guy on top taking all the spoils for himself. that's what america is about. and your president is proof of that.

blueberry, strawberry, and vanilla macarons

>>10855814
feels good to be #1

>>10855656
>muh Syria

as if rich shits give a fuck about that shit hole. which btw is still in russian control. the only thing the autocrats care about is hoarding wealth and they've done that now by repealling the tax reforms and removing russian sanctions and unfreezing russian bank accounts. those are the things the russians and the filthy rich americans who back them really care about. now all that's left is leaving the rest of you peasants in such utter confusion you won't be able notice how fucked over you really are until it's too late.

>>10855717
>enjoy the best medical care in the world
>ranked 37th out of all countries, 2 positions above Cuba
Dream on amerimutt!

>>10855816
>macarons

you mean tiny freedom cakes

>>10855832
>>10855828
dat third word angst doe

>>10855814
>and your president is proof of that
But like I said I didn't vote. So I really don't give a shit about his values. I just like living here. Stay jealous commie.

>>10855870
>But like I said I didn't vote.
>doesn't vote
>doesn't agree with presidents values
>not my fault
>doesn't vote
>U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

the average ameritard, folks

>>10855870
*snap*

My friends and I were forced to pic related because reasons, but I went ahead and cooked some ribs and made a pasta salad.
Car crashes ruin holidays, so please don't drink and drive the day or week before one, thanks.

>>10855888
Correct - we do not have mandatory voting. Dude can vote or note and no one but you gives a shit.

Again - thanks for keeping up with whats going on over here. We really notice and appreciate that.

>>10855888
I didn't say I don't agree I said I didn't give a shit.
Also disagreeing with the president isn't "unamerican" we're not supposed to worship him like a king.
As an American I have the right to not give a fuck about whatever I want.
Stay seething commie.

>>10855915
Izzat pic some libertarian shit? I've been told I've very libertarian views and I agree with that pic 100000000%.

I'm going to a party with no grill: we're planning on doing brats on the stove top in beer, then just griddle or bake the burgers. What're your thoughts /ck?

>>10855929
>have the right to not give a fuck about whatever I want
Clearly personal hygiene and diabetes are high on this list.

>>10855947
Flat top for burgers is ideal.

>>10855948
>ad hominem
Like clockwork

Bought this lemon pound cake at Dollar Tree so I'm eating that.

>>10855947
Pan fry the burgers, mate. Why bake them?

>>10855950
>>10855993
Because we have to make like 20 of them and I'm not sure she has a griddle. I guess we can fit 4 or so burgers on a pick non-stick pan? Then keep them warm in the oven? The other problem is the kitchen is the hangout area so I have to help make food in advance

>>10854136
Raining its ass off in my neck of the woods. Prolly gonna go to chula's to drink beer and eat shitty 'mexican' type food.

>>10854420
well your just doing what you are born to do.

>>10855558
It's always a good day for burgers.

>>10855695
nothing gay about that pic,if you remove all the people.

>>10856047
Tell that to Boudain.
That burger definitely was having bad days.

>>10855795

>>10856031
The oven will cut down on the (visible)mess and cook time. And you can keep them warm and easily melt cheese

>>10855943

you are an American,not a word.

this is BOOKERS YEAR LETS GO

>>10854136
I'll be the guy at your party avoiding the lettuce and olives

>>10855947
>bake the burgers
People think burgers need to be grilled,this American is exercising his freedom by cooking what he wants,how he wants.
God bless Anon,and God bless America.

>>10854136
eating reaaaal good today

>>10856094
* hands you a burger on the sly in candas path*

>>10856111
>choice

>>10856135
Isn't it considered disrespectful to use the flag as clothing?

>>10856141
An actual flag, yes. (though it's usually overlooked if the person wearing it is actually hot).

A costume or outfit with a flag-like motif? That's not an actual flag so it doesn't count.

>>10856141
>No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.
Yup.

>>10856081
>you are an american
As of a few years ago, anyway.

>>10856141
>>10856164
The rule is referring to taking an actual flag and using it as clothing. Not wearing clothing that has the same colors as an American flag.

>>10856114
whats wrong with choice m8?

>>10856164
HOWEVER...
Article 69 has this pic as an exemption.

>>10856187
>>10856164
Also this pic.

>>10856164
Also this pic does appear in the constitution.
They had shockingly good cameras back then

>>10856175
You're right but I still don't approve.
Flag design clothing is tacky and redneck as fuck.
A good quality, discrete lapel pin is enough for me.

>>10856201
>Tacky as fuck
Agreed. But I also think that's kind of the point.

>>10855838
Never forget that France played a vital part in American freedom. Probably just because they wanted to piss off the English.

>>10856118
Haven't seen that one in a while. And full size as well. Nice.

>>10856174
our lose,good sir.
>>10856164
also this drawing appeared. (how did the draw this with only squid ink available,be cause America,thats how.)

>>10856218
Thinking about that steak.

That pic is going in my America Fuck Yeah folder.

>>10856232
>our lose,good sir.
wut

>>10856031
That makes sense.

I'm ready lads

>>10856327
The fuck...?

Our founding fathers found this an acceptable use of our flag as attire.
How did they know this would happen in such a glorious way?

>>10856327

>>10856218
>Probably just because they wanted to piss off the English.
Extremely valid reason, fuck those guys.

>>10855241
She's making apple pie too

>>10855979
good post

Living by myself now and while I love my mom I hate her new worse half.

I tried to do something on my own. I'm off work today but I will drive up there tonight to serve some stuff to my coworkers who have to work. I also did a cake and potato salad not shown.

I also bought a steak but I'm so scared of ruining it that I need to youtube this shit over and over before I attempt it. The last time I tried a lamb steak for easter and it started cooking the outside way too fast. Had to finish it off in the oven but I wasn't extremely happy with the outcome.

Hanging out with my dad today, we've got pork roast going on the smoker. Going to have it with cole slaw and beans. Fire works for later.

>>10854136
wow. 50 olives

>>10857219
>Fire works
>contribute to the most air polluted day in the US while risking starting wildfires and scaring the shit out of domestic and wild animals
I hope you blow your balls off with a roman candle.

>>10857356
You sound like a cuck.

>>10854136
Just made this burger to break in my new grill and my first time grilling.

I used a pepper jack, for the first burger and a sharp cheddar for the second burger in the picture. Now I feel like i'm gonna puke and im full of burgers.

My only complaints, are there I made the burger too thin, and didn't add the cheddar early enough so it only got half melted.

>>10857356
Fuck the air, fuck the trees, fuck the animals, and you have a nice day

Made some Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos and Burgers before work

>>10856327
Patrician snacking

>>10855590
>>10855427
>>10855828
>triggered 3rd world shit

RENT FREE BABY GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>10856433
oh,well that's good to hear,buddy.

New York strip with some red potatoes.

>>10854152
Why are you friends with retards?

Just some burgers and dogs. Money is kinda tight.

>>10856111
>all that fat on top
>those fatty pieces on the left
>that uneven color
>the doorstop style cuts
The 2 years of meat cutting in me is frankly disgusted.

>>10854136
Tenderloin steak, garlic and shallot mashed potatoes, and a lobster tail (which was a waste).

Some fried plantains and hotdogs

>>10854504

>>10858559
That's one way to cook a pig.

>>10858411
dude i literally look for the fatty pieces, they're the most delicious and nutritious cuts, for all your experience you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>10854152
So like vegetarian five layer dip? Would gnosh. Party on, patriot.

>>10854314
That valley girl accent is driving me up the wall.
I'd pay her five bucks to day "ugh, like, gag me with a spoon."

>>10855590
This is actually a decent come back to America's hat. Suprisingly good bants for Canada.
Day of the rake soon.

>>10856386
Based frogposter.

>>10856262
I think he assumed you meant you were formerly an American, and are now an expat. Whereas I assume you mean you've been an American since two years ago. Welcome, brother.
He's probably drunk. It's Independence Day. I know I am.

>>10857164
Looks good to me, anon. Keep on trucking.

>>10857356
What a fucking faggot.

M-merry independence, anons!

This 4th was a success. Thanks to all who participated in this thread, yeah America!! (still a but drunk)

Everyone knows that handguns go on the right side of the place setting, unless the diner is wrong-handed.

>>10859506
RIA?