/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10841351
this guy should be hanged

>>10841351
>not knowing his food vids just fund his asian sexcations

>>10841351
>*Fucks your basic asian gf*

This guy still alive? I subscribed when it only had 100 followers. You would think he'd catch some parasites or STDs because he sure didn't look wholesome at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8xxnwAcC8
>10 minute talk about how rich the food is
>eats in a literal shithole full of flies and little nig nogs in the middle of fucking nowhere
how is he still alive?

ngl his videos aren't terrible but he has the most obnoxious punchable face in the world.

What's up with his wife? She seems like such a cold boring bitch.

>>10841371
I wonder if this is all an act? He went to ASU aka party college

His voice was deeper, but it looks like he still works out.

>>10841611
it's called being asian

>>10841351
based mark triggering jealous boomers

I had to stop watching this dude because of his goddamn mugging for the camera. Literally the same fucking bugeyed, head shaking, orgasmic bull shit after every mouthful of food. I tuned in for the food, not for your grandstanding, Mark.

>>10842156
>it's called being asian

>>10841351

You hate this guy because he embodies a genuine and everlasting ability to enjoy simple things. I'm not a fan of watching a dude masturbating on 3rd world food either but why so much obsessive hate ? Is /ck/ secretly gay for him ?

>>10841351
>taste just like my aunties house
>The granny just gave me a spoon
>Just like butter
>OwO
>mmmmmmmmmmHHHHHHHHmmmHmHmmmmmHHHMMMMHmmhmhmhmMHMHMMHmmhmmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmhmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHhHH... ahhhhh

based Weins

>>10842365
>when you drink the new soylent flavor

>>10841356
>>10841359
>>10841360
>>10841611
Based.

>>10842299
>>10842365
I dislike him entirely because of his face. This may sound rude but he does not have the face proportions of a human being, it is more akin to a doll when he does that jizzing-in-my-pants-at-taste look. It is worse then that though, it triggers something primal deep inside my brain that just screams at me "THIS IS NOT A HUMAN! THIS IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY! KILL IT OR RUN! IT WANTS TO EAT YOU TOO!". It is just this fucking sensation of being in the presence of something that can ALMOST pass as a normal human but most definitely is not. I don't know if it is somehow because he got the worst mix of happa genetics or what. I don't think there is a group of humans alive for whom his face does not fall into the same uncanny valley I described, but maybe I am wrong.

>>10842299
are you face blind or something? how in the fuck are you not noticing those horrifying faces he makes?

>>10841389
because he's a chad and not a pussy bitch like you

>>10841611
>What's up with his wife? She seems like such a cold boring bitch.
No, she doesn't. She just wants to be offcamera not showing a baby's face on camera (a privacy and safety big no-no), not walking around in 100F when other tourists and locals are not out and about. There's a language barrier that is getting less and less, for sure, but it's still a woman who wants to speak other than to the camera in a language she isn't perfect in yet, lest she be judged, so she does her communication very quietly around it.

My projection is that she is not boring, but at times bored. Their vacations have less play and exploration than overall eating and being stuck for hours at a table, possibly with longer filming and camera work than the meal required. There's not enough to do on these "vacations" other than eating. I don't see much spendy things in the form of renting boats, rental cars to explore in, getting out on a boat, going to shows or concerts. Restaurants are part of it all, but not a substitute for nature and seeing that the right way. Yes, they have a baby, but they should also feel young. They _are_ young.

>>10841351
Why can't I watch anymore? It's a combination of:
1) prolonged childish reactions to bites of food or almost-laughing narration, it's the unnatural spastic way that he does it that defies what a face or eyebrows are supposed to do. Not supposed to see all the teeth all the time (monkeys know that as agression). Small children recognize matching emotions to facial expressions (autistics are delayed/retarded in those skills). At some point you know a mismatch. Mark does the wrong things inappropriate to the regular way a face reacts to sour food, or sweet food, for instance. You don't bug eyes and purse lips on both.
2) horrible table manners and etiquette. No one is on video #20 or more without having heard someone inform him how to improve acting/etiquette and carefully, with care, try to improve. It's downright offensive to shovel things with a spoon rather than a fork, load up the fork with 6x the amount of a single mouthful, and talk and chew at the same time. It's horrible to have hands in air, utensils in both hand, both being used liked shovels and holding both fork and spoon up, waving them or freezing them mid-air. Elbows out. Shovels food in like a toddler. Drinks with fingers up. Just overdoes everything. It is offending staff and other diners everywhere he goes.
3) Why is he so skinny and unhealthy looking? For a gorging overeater, his neck muscle and facial fat is that of a person ravaged with cancer or years of calorie restriction. It's a mismatch

It's a shame, for me, that he has more distractions than good reasons to watch. I travel to markets and dine well when I travel and he goes countries that I wouldn't, but alas, I am too distracted. Tone it down a little, Mark. Work on your manners.

>>10842365
He either has a massive chin or a really thin neck.

>>10845000
>>10845557
>>10845634
Imagine typing out posts this long

>>10845634
>prolonged childish reactions
>unnatural spastic
>does the wrong things inappropriate to the regular way a face reacts
>horrible table manners and etiquette
>unhealthy
actually all americans are just like this. hth

>>10842365
Goddamn, why does ALL the hapas have those serial killer eyes.

>>10846496
>that 30 year old boomer who doesn't have the attention span to read two paragraphs

>>10842299
>genuine and everlasting ability to enjoy simple things
How do any of his reactions look genuine? He's hamming it up.

>>10846496
imagine pretending to be "too busy" to read something on 4chan.

>>10845634
>load up the fork with 6x the amount of a single mouthful
I can understand the rest from an autism or psychopathy standpoint, but jesus christ WHY does he take these bites that are obviously way too big?

>>10845000
loved reading that, anon

>>10845557
>Baby's face on camera
>Big safety no-no
lolwut

>>10841389
>high quality audio of him chewing
>gag.gif

>>10850858
jesus fucking christ

For the love of god, just ignore that douchebag.

>>10850858
Dear god. Things will never be the same.

>>10842365

>>10850858
Wow, Detroit Become Human looked better in trailers

>>10842365
I find it extremely lucky that I don't find him obnoxious at all, I get a of laugh because how silly he looks when he eats

>>10841351
>wow
>amazing

What's up with his son, it seems like it cant grow any hair

>>10852973
What if he genuinely think it tasted really good ? It's not like you guys haven't eaten delicious things, you know how it feeels

>>10841351
How many kids has this guy fucked?

Asians are just terrible actors and they don't know how to properly emote or look expressive without exaggerating it. Probably something to do with the lack of a soul and all

>>10852100
Based oldfag

>>10841351
So how much does his viewership go up every time you post this?

>>10853002
you don't have to act like a fag about it though

>mmmmmmm ohhh *spits* rice
>it's very fragrant

>>10853002
Nobody gets that excited about anything, no matter how much they like it. We are humans, not cartoons.

>>10853488
Girls do get that exited, also if you get very high you can experience it too

>>10847078
>>>10846496
>>that 30 year old boomer who doesn't have the attention span to read two paragraphs
Heh. I think he's just such a poor touch-typist, he can't understand how the rest of the world does things via this inconceivable 10 seconds of thought instantly transferred to keyboard. at the same speed of the mind To him, he thought someone spent 45 minutes on that, as he would have.

>>10852973
the etiquette...oh man.... put the hands down. Mark, set down the food and utensil while you talk. Even when your hand is empty, you hold that arm way way up. Don't put a spoonful of food and then lift up the hand really high scraping the spoon off the lips on the way out of your mouth. You look like a baby eating baby food.

>>10853282
>Cockmongler
>Oldfag

Pick one newfag

>>10846496

>long

>less than 2000 CHARACTERS

lmfao, i can read a 2000 character post in under 11 seconds.

>>10850858

i want to kill him so fucking badly.

>>10853567
>Implying anyone here besides us remembers cockmongler

>>10841356
You meant shot

>>10853600
or you could read 10 200 character posts

>>10856160
Why would I want to? the short ones are usually inane bullshit.

One of the things I dont like about food shows/travel vlogs is that the people seem like they have no taste buds. Maybe im just sensitive to certain food and how they taste bt im not going to live everything I eat.

But taking a bite and saying "mmmmmm so delicious, you guys this is AmaBAZINGA!

>>10852973

>>10846496
medicine man talk to much
grug confuse

>>10845000
Holy shit this describes my feelings about him perfectly. This guy's face is terryfying. He looks like a cursed doll you found at the flee market that twists it's head and looks at you when you're not watching.

>>10845000
now tell us how you really feel

I really like this guy!! What are you all so mean? Don't you have something better to do than be on 4chan being mean all the time!? :(

>>10845000
Trips don't lie, he's not human.

Any fans of him here? Other than me?

>>10857262
I love this guy too - no idea why all the haters here are such haters good god people!

>>10853493
Do you actually think girls are being genuine when they react to shit like that? Jesus christ man

>>10842365
Wait. I've seen those eyes before.
>SCHIIIIIFFFFFF

>>10846520
>americans
I spy a Canada mug in the corner.

>>10856670
>>10857262
>>10858538
Go back.

>>10841351
The stuff of his that leaked on tor was pretty tough to watch. I couldn't even fap.

>>10859759
explain

>>10842156
kek

>>10854119
Re-using rope is less of a hassle than re-using bullets.

>>10859548

>>10859797
its obvious he is a massive pedophile touring lots of shit hole countries to fuck child prostitutes

i havent watched any of his videos but i can tell from his ghoulish face in the screenshots in these threads

>>10841351
This guy looks like he has an incurable degenerative disease.

>>10852100
cock mongling intensifies

>>10841371
imagine pulling a hipster 'i liked it before it was cool' for a e-celeb foodie, I'd reconsider my life tßh.

>>10845000

he'd look normal if it wasn't for his horribly mutated expessive aspect.

Mark Wiens is fucking based and all y'all cowards are triggered way too easy.

I mean at least he isn't awkward in basic social conversations like Food Ranger or only makes tumblr tier jokes all the time like Strictly Dumpling. Despite their flaws I think all of their content is pretty nice.

Sonny Side is the best if you ask me though.

daily reminder that picky eating is associated with low IQ

mark weins is literally the smartest guy here

>>10853488
I pity you

>>10859873
Ew, it's posting again.

>>10846520
>red and white maple leaf mug
Every time for years now. I can't even tell if it's I intentional or not.

>>10853548
>muh etiquette
anyone who is an adult doesn't give a shit about this
it's embarrassing

>>10859873
They're turning into scientologists. It's becoming their religion.

>>10860610
I don't feel like testing for myself. How effectively does tapwater carry current actually? I'm guessing it would be enough to throw the breakers but would it harm the people in the pool as well?

>>10860625
Yeah, not like us big strong boys

>>10859873
I wish I could meet someone like this at a party or something.
I'd love to ask her why she has fucking MAO on her shirt. Only decent answer I can come up with is that she hates Chinamen. He did after all kill tens of millions of them.

>>10860625

except there's literally nothing wrong with scientology. and scientology is super right wing anyways so it's a stupid comparison.

>>10860680
Wrong on both counts.

>>10859873
>communists on shirt
>filename says she's a liberal
what did he mean by this?

>>10860685
>communist
>liberal
>leftist
>socialist
>progressive
>illegal alien
all synonyms in today's vernacular for the democratic party members and their ilk

>>10861270
It's weird how political ideals always come full circle eventually. It like a torus or some such thing.

>>10861270
>everyone on the left is a communist
>everyone on the right is a nazi
can we stop this already?

>>10861298
The lines are blurred these days.
Check trump, wants to build a wall to keep the spics out but happy to reunite children with their illegal alien parents. That man is a paradox.

>>10861298
The only argument the enfeebled right can make against progressives is, "b-but they're muh godless commies, muh."

>>10861337
Bullshit.
Learn to /pol/ my edgy teen, summer friend.

>>10861298
>>everyone on the left is a communist
That one is right tho...

I want Mark's babies! Give ittt tooo meeee nowwww! His eyes are hypnotic. I am in love. Is something wrong with me? Impeach Trump! Ban guns! Let's all go to a park at 6am and set ourselves on fire while noone is there to film it! Peeee onnnn meeeeeee after im burnnnt

>>10860680
>nothing wrong with scientology
lol

i hope that look freezes on his face post-mortem when he's raped 2 death by a pack of niggers

youtube gimmick shit

>>10861718
Even in the US where they will refuse you health care, they'll treat your mental health issues, anon, because they don't want you shooting up a school playground. Throw yourself on the mercy of the county mental health office.

>>10861837
this one. it cant be real

>>10861869
You hurt my feelings!
Why is the moon?
Problems are wide and shallow, like soup bowls!

I want to fuck this guy Mark sooooo fucking badly holy shit!

Imagine getting raped by this dude while drugged up on horse tranquilizers and him giving you that wide eyed look.

>>10841351
The fella in your pic barely bugs me,but your description is very good.
Thank you.

>>10859860
Trick him into standing on a sub par stool then shoot a rope at him?
If you got a better idea,I'm all ears,buddy.

>>10860612
so you think children are the ones who care about table etiquette? lmfao

I like Tai Hao Le Man better.

>>10861358
amerigansgi :------DDD?

>>10860610
lol Americans

So i watched his Switzerland episode. On the topic of table manners, he gets the fondu dish and uses the long forks you dip into the communal cheese pot and just starts eating off them even though he's going to put them right back into the pot. he even comments on the fact that he's doing it, what a piece of shit.

Also, kek at them stopping at a restaurant and not realizing how expensive it is. One dish cost them 120 dollars. It was veal and potatoes. Because they didn't know how expensive it was going to be he just gets that dish for himself to save money and his family just watches him eat. He even has extra food in the "pot" that gets plated by the server when he is ready, but instead of sharing with his family he just eats the rest of it himself.

>>10841351
I don't even know who this is and I hate him already

>>10841351
Also
>closes eyes
>triangle mouth

Based Weins

太好了

>deep exhale
>eyes widen
>mmmmmm
>here you have some [ingredients]
>just look at the amount of sauces, the flavors just burst out of your mouth
>camera zooms in on food

>>10862342
It's hard to hate on Chen, he seems like a legit dude

>>10862434

>never negative
>praises 7-eleven food like it's gods gift

He's paid to be Chinese around the world ffs. He's entertaining though. I find his food challenges better than his reviews as he is always so darn positive.

>>10862448
Doesn't everyone praise Asian 7-11?

>>10862468

Hard to take him serious as a food reviewer as a result though, no?

>>10845557
>My projection is that she is not boring, but at times bored. Their vacations have less play and exploration than overall eating and being stuck for hours at a table, possibly with longer filming and camera work than the meal required. There's not enough to do on these "vacations" other than eating. I don't see much spendy things in the form of renting boats, rental cars to explore in, getting out on a boat, going to shows or concerts. Restaurants are part of it all, but not a substitute for nature and seeing that the right way. Yes, they have a baby, but they should also feel young. They _are_ young.

..Are... are you ok? This seems a little *too* detailed

Blink 3 times in the next video if he's beating you

>>10841351
>Eat More CUM

what did he mean by this?

>>10862234
My dad is Swiss and we've always ate fondue bread chunks straight off the long forks. Obviously it's a family atmosphere and I don't think I would do the same at a restaurant or with people I don't know but it's not exactly taboo.

Mark out here lookin like a bugman snack.

Anyone else here sexually attracted to this man? I know I am and I am 100% heterosexual. Oh wait..

I want to grate his face with a cheese grater

Goddamn this dude is so hot I wanna lick his bunghole while he eats cheap pizza and watches re-runs of Melrose Place.

>>10850858
Looks like that live action Battle Angel Alita

>>10852973
Why does he keep looking back down at the food like he's amazed it's there.

>>10862234
What a fucking cunt, I wonder how often he let's his family starve like that. Also idiot probably expects free shit thus not knowing prices when shit is expensive.

>>10862334
Food ranger is based though, he eats the food like a normal person, reacts like a normal person, and doesn't look like some fucking horror movie monster.

>>10860651
Mao continues to be revered in China. Do not transpose your values onto another culture.

>>10860635
>breakers
what kind of pussified house do you live in? Bet you even fell for the smoke alarm meme.

>>10853567
I think she remembers.

>>10862234
wtf i'm watching that video now because of you and he doesn't do that you fucking liar............

>>10863441

>>10863433
He has his ups and downs and you can't deny, that he also has that creepy skinny skull.
He has to be autistic in his communication, because chinese tend to be, but in a lot of cases he is worse than them and makes them look almost normal.

Also fuck him for constantly eating shit with Sichuan Pepper and Cilantro. I can't fucking get any in this culinary hellhole of a country.

>>10863435
>muh cultural relativism
Shut up, reddit

>>10853605
It's natural to feel that way because he appears to be dangerous.

>>10863435
Firstly; she doesn't look Chinese.
Secondly, just because the poor fools have been brainwashed by the State to think Mao wasn't a murdering lunatic doesn't mean he wasn't.
I'd wager that the schools in China don't teach about the Four Pests Campaign, or if they do that they tell a somewhat skewed version that doesn't mention the tens of millions who were starved to death by their dear leader.

>>10860585
why do you say food ranger is awkward? he seems to handle himself fine i think itd be the fault of whatever chinaman hes talking to because its clear all he can say is awesome cool thank you and all the other basic phrases, and strictly dumpling i don't get a tumblr tier joke vibe i feel like im getting some asian guys jokes

>>10863684
life expectancy in china doubled because of mao

I wanna have unprotected and rough intercourse with Mark and I think about it all the time every day. Especially when I wake up and am about to go to sleep. Anyone got nudes?

>>10863733
>life expectancy in china doubled because of mao
silly commie

>>10863733
2 times 2 is still only 4.

>>10863733
>>10863435
天安门广场1989

Why isn't ANYONE talking about the fact this man has an assault charge from 2006? He beat a woman up in a bar fight.

>>10864658
In this age of fake news we need sources and VERIFICATION for any claims. Well anon?

>>10864658
probably because nobody gives a shit. I certainly don't.

>>10862120
Those ports are Eauropean, eastern to be specific.

>>10864658
talk shit get hit

>>10850858
ngl I'm jealous of his flawless white teeth

>>10863733
Tell that to the fifty-plus million Chinese who starved to death because the retard told them to kill all the sparrows and melt every metal object they owned down to useless shitty pig-iron.
But we all know individual lives mean nothing to you commies, don't we?

>>10864658
Who started it?

I lied. Just wanted to see if anyone would react. I'm sorry guys please don't judge me. My life is so lonely.

>>10864689
if mao didn't come along china would be a worse shithole than it is, to make an omelette you have to break a few eggs so he had to break a couple million, mao was net good for china atleast infra structurally

>>10864754
Was it really necessary to kill tens of millions of people and destroy an ancient and beautiful culture in the name of modernization?

>>10864769
No, but modernization was the west's idea. Mao did what he had to do so China could stand up to the west.

>>10864769
https://monthlyreview.org/commentary/did-mao-really-kill-millions-in-the-great-leap-forward/

>>10864769
Also, it's lazy to say "Mao killed tens of millions of people." Those people died because of a perfect shit storm of agricultural pseudo science, environmental disasters, and poor implantation of policy as well as outright lying from government officials.

>>10864769
Ask the 90% of Chinese who suffered in hopeless, abject poverty under the fascist military dictator Chiang Kai Shek - they'd answer in the affirmative.

>>10864666
Many such cases. Sad!

>>10864794
Funny how that only seems to happen in Communist countries.

>>10853625

>>10864828
But it doesn't. It happened in British imperial controlled India. And the reason it happens in communist countries is because they are third world shit holes that are trying to catch up with the west in a short amount of time, because of military threats. That takes a toll,

>>10864843
India was worse before the British somewhar civilized those dirty poo in loos.

>>10864828
Wtf? I suppose you think nazi germany was benevolent? How about the central and south american banana republic military dictatorships financed by the US?

>>10864843
t. Chinese disinformation agent

>>10864792
>one openly socialist activist with no actual credentials against every fucking historian in the free West.
I bet I can find you an article called "did Hitler really kill six milion Jews?"

>>10864794
They died because of very specific policies declared and ENFORCED by Mao. Their crops failed because that commie retard told them to kill all the sparrows and it turns out sparrows eat more insects and larvae than they do grains.
On top of that they were melting down every metal object, farming tools included, that they owned to meet Mao's quotas for productions of iron and steel.

>>10864813
Nobody here is defending him, though. One totalitarian Statist is as bad as the other. No surprises there unless you're a brainwashed commie who thinks fascism and communism are on opposite sides of the spectrum.

>>10864905
Nobody was defending any of those strawmen either.

>>10864882
...just like China was worse before Mao. But people still died. My point is that it's intellectual sloth to completely dismiss any progress made by a leader/country because of the negatives. We should be looking at what works and what doesn't, everywhere.

>>10864952
you wont win the argument but know youre in the right

>>10864945
Yeah you already mentioned the sparrows and metal thing. Which is funny because of all the poor policies those were some of the most benign. Most of the bad policies came from the work of a soviet pseudo scientist, and seeing as Mao is just one person in a country of millions, he in fact was not enforcing all of the policies. When you have a commune of over 1000 hungry farmers, guess what? Some scrawny chink deputy is gonna cave under that pressure and disobey orders. And obviously this information exists outside of that one ducking article. I knew all this shit and literally never heard of that publication before.

Where has Communism worked?

>>10864952
>the ends justify the means
and you're calling others intellectual sloths?

>>10865006
>parroting a platitude is proving a point

Why should the ends not justify the means?

>>10865015
>why is psycopathy considered a mental disorder?

>>10864970
>Mao is just one person in a country of millions
Let's get back to the original point in that case; why have him on a T-shirt?

>>10865015
Hitler succeded in ridding Europe of most of it's Jewish population. I guess the ends justify the means.

>>10865023
*psychopathy

>>10865029
Nobody gives a shit about a spelling or typing error on 4chan, you fucking autist.

>>10864843
Right, let's oppress and murder our own population because the west is a big scary bad guy come to rape your land and people. Gotta kill everyone so western nations can't. Got it.

>>10850858
T-that's not an actual human being, is it?

>>10865038
Why argue if you're going to be purposefully dense and you know you're literally never going to have your mind changed? Your dogma was established the first time you were told your history in public elementary school and you never for one second entertained the idea of that being incorrect. Just admit it.

>>10865028
the ends of exterminating Jews is justified by the means of exterminating Jews? huh?

>>10865139
>being this much of an SJW
Go get raped by turd worlders, cuck.

>>10865177
>all leftists are sjws

Can't wait to put your kind against the wall and blow your fucking brains out. Day of the Wall is coming

Who else thinks this dude has a really cute and suckable little penis? His videos are so great they make my bum bum happy. And makes my tummy hungry for yums!

>>10865356
Wanna hook up?

>>10865757
Yes I'm free now if you are.

reminder he's a test tube baby

it explains literally everything

>>10866354
Let's meat up at CityWalk @ Universal in Orlando.
I will be standing in front of the Cinnabon on Sunday at 2pm wearing aviator sunglasses, a blue silk shirt, and grey shorts and smoking a Montecristo white series torpedo. I'll pay for our room at the Royal Pacific. I'll bring 14 grams of some halfway decent coke, some old amphetamine tablets from the mid-60s, prostate massagers of various kinds, poppers, lipstick, and my Robert Palmer collection on cassette tape. Wanna go for 2 days or 5?

>>10866420
can we go to disney after?

>>10866454
Only Epcot. We could go to the little Irish section and hit this bar that serves some halfway decent aged scotch. We can get to know eachother and maybe become good friends and do it every other year or so. I'm married with children and they are going to be at her mother's house in Pomona out in shithole California. God I hate that place. Stupid bitch is cheating on me too anyway so I am trying to catch HIV and give her a present. Are you poz? I kinda hope so.

>>10852973
He always pauses, rolls his faggot eyes and leans to the left. I want to punch him for doing that

>>10867908
He is brilliant for his weird antics. I want to suck his little peener.

Why the fuck are there like 10 comments of faggots wanting to have sex with this weird little dude?

>>10867999
>not wanting to see what kind of face he makes when you go in dry

Probably the same face he makes when he gets a big bite of juicy meat in his videos. Eat more cum.

What is /ck/'s thoughts on /ourguy/?

>>10842299

>>10844640
Based based baster

>>10867999
Because he looks like every other Grindr fag who "doesn't take it in the ass" until after 5 drinks, 3 joints, and some molly.

>>10845000
this

I really like this guy, he reminds me of a really cool dad.

>>10868591

fuck forgot pic

>>10868595
This fucking guy looks like he's always shitting

>>10862477
you're dumb

>>10864828
Yeah The Great Famine of 1841 never happened!

>>10872626
proof that even god hates commies.

>>10872634
1841 predates the Communist Manifesto, you dullard.

I love this guy's channel it's all I ever watch.

>>10841356

Imagine his howls hurtling through a brazen bull as the flames singe and sear his feminine flesh

>>10841351

I'm not racsist but I would love to see some colored gentelemen work out there issues on his boipucci

>>10872665

I bet a patrician likes you only fugs footpussies and not beefed out clams

I can't wait until he transitions.

>>10841356
>deep gasp
>eyes bulge
>nggggg
>oh, wow, you can really feel the asphyxiation

>>10860213
>to sse honest

>>10853282
>>10864832
I first started using 4chan in 2016 and even I know about these ffs.

Who else would like to see this guy do a collab with crazyrussianhacker and watch them both eat a big bowl of some aisan foods? I love hacker hes so funny i wish i could be his frinded

>>10842299
There's something about a dude going to a different country and gushing about the equivalent of fried chicken and rice that annoys the hell out of me.

>>10863733
I'll take "things that never happened" for 100, Alex.

>>10864754
>The Gang of Four was a net good structurally once that retard Mao stepped down.
FTFY

>>10868282
I watched some of his videos because of shills like (You) and I didn't like him all that much, he's just okay.

You could feed this guy literal shit and as long as you told him it was some authentic dish he would make the same stupid facial expression.

>>10841351
what's wrong with his face

>>10860213
People who use eszetts as b's should be pulled apart by wild horses.

>>10862334
>Sucks on pig anus
>"MMMMMMMMM WOOOOOOW TAI LAO"
>Eats literal shit off the streets of India
>"WHOOOOOOOAAAA MMMMMMMM"
>Gives street shitter thumbs up

I've never heard of this guy but looking at the gifs and vids in this thread he looks like he is trying to brainwash the viewer into agreeing with his assessment in a cult like manner. His mannerisms are very cult like....lock eyes...exaggerated expression....subliminally make the viewer feel uncomfortable if they don't wholeheartedly follow with what he is saying/doing. He could easily be making that expression and say 'We love the leader, don't we?'

>>10875706
only if katherine was involved

I want to fist Mark's funhole with crisco and see if he still makes those faces.

He is my favorite E celeb.

>>10850858

>>10841356
this, but unironically

>>10852973

I still like Mark McGooglyeyes, he's makes comfy videos.

>>10850858
This fucking nigger stole that pic from my webm

Ok now we know why he's such a fag. WMAF boys, this is what you get.

>>10845000
I teared up a little laughing at this, and it's also a perfect description

>>10842854
>>OwO
How do you pronounce that?

>>10846496
ADHD teen detected.
Everything must be 140 chars or less

>>10848764
>what are child rapists that kidnap a kid just for the fuck of it

>>10852973
He must be high at the time because I made the same face whenever I ate something tasty while being baked out my skull

>>10859915
Do you actually think he fucks kids or are you just jesting?

>>10863409
`He was starving as a child and that's exactly the reason why he looks like an alien now

>>10864674
Acutally those are regular SCHUKO ports. Germany has those. If you have the other picture you can see a few bottles that look like V+ beer, which is German.

>>10877327
Designated restaurant

>>10841351
I will never understand why my poor guy Mark gets such amounts of hate, there are dozens of other e-celebs out there that you should rightfuly hate but instead you suck their cocks , I just dont get it

>>10881591
It's the faces and sounds he makes.

>>10841389
I legitimely pitty your weak stomach son

>>10880272
Pedophiles don't browse youtube for kids, drive halfway across the country and stalk them like ninjas. They just diddle whatever kid their sister is babysitting.

mmmmmmmm


mmmmmmmm

I dare someone to do a Mark Wiens while they're eating out their girlfriend.

Inb4
>girlfriend

>>10883175
>tfw 27 and never had a gf
lol

>>10880249
oh-whoa

>>10878387
>that statement was meant ironically