/ck/ - Food & Cooking

borgar

>>10841531

>>10841520
LOL!

I love this picture!

Mind if I save it, friend?

>>10841548

>>10841520
>>10841531
>>10841548
>>10841558
I am in stitches! Thank you for the good Sunday laugh :)

>>10841551
dont even think about it faggot

>>10841520
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl88b3

Haha wowza! Great stuff, guys (and gals ;)

Thanks for the positive feedback guys. I will keep on delivering

>>10841658
Damn, that's some burnt ass toast

>>10841520
>>10841531
>>10841548
>>10841558
>>10841638
>>10841646
>>10841651
>>10841658
Food """"""humor""""""

>>10841678
Go be asshole some place else huh

>>10841651
meta as FUCK

>>10841678
>that 30 y.o. boomer who doesn't get it

>>10841695
>>10841700
sorry for your taste, sweeties

>>10841706
This guy bought that in Iowa!

The ride never ends!

>>10841757
I really hate this image. Would you delete it?

>>10841684
>common nibguds

>>10841651
ONLY ITALIAN PEOPLE WILL GET THIS

>>10841761
I dont know why this made me laugh

>>10841531
>>10841548
>>10841558
>>10841651
>>10841658
>>10841686
>>10841695

Food Humor: Boomer Edition

Would ya?

>>10841773
Because of all the meme potential in some russian food that doesn't make sense, and Ramsay finding it appealing.
Besides, the pic of the reverse sandwich is pretty cursed.

>>10841651
My only guess is this is a loss edit.

>>10841790
Go make another avocado toast thread, kiddo. This is our thread.

>>10841793
I lost at the guy asking the other guy to delete the banana but thanks senpai

ITT: facebook tier boomerhumor

Why do people keep saying boomer all the time?

>>10841871
Some hot new forced meme

Haha. Look at this Boomer

Wow this thread is going places

>>10841823
Don't do this it makes crystals

Actual madman

>>10841558
>an empty mug next to the coffee maker
That's pretty good.

>>10841927
>all that ketchup

based

>>10841996
Finally some good contribution

>>10841927
The worst thing about that is the whole wheat bun

This isn't fucking funny

>>10842057
t: reddit boomer

>>10841700
boomers aren't 30

>>10842068
Huh?

>>10841811
I thought this was ricotta cheese at first

>>10842079
Haha you thought WRONG

>>10842100

>>10842068
they can sometimes be younger

I feel like a boomer on some days and Im just 18

but I usually feel alot older than that

i think my mental age is twice that

>>10842110
I'm 36 and I find the boomer memes hilarious. I'm pretty sure a lot of them are made by the 30+ boomers themselves actually. There are some neat details in them that I just don't see a 19-year-old notice about people he doesn't hang out with.

My mom told me i was a boomer myself when i was two but grew out of it.

https://youtu.be/TWeVm4WT8HA

anyone have that picture of JACK taking a bite out of a burger with his tongue out?

holy shiiiiit
https://youtu.be/bNGuhhGBGdY

>>10842164
Wtf is this cuck meme must be stopped

>>10841871

It's a /v/ joke about older millennials because now apparently if you're 30 you're a boomer.

>>10842172
helllohohohoooooo

>>10841531
>>10841548
HAHAHAHA

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA GREAT PICS

>all those filenames
>dumb phoneposter

>>10842215
I know, it just cracked me right up

>>10842172
HEY
E
Y

>>10842222
czeched 'em

>>10842172
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10842409

hihi

>>10842434

>>10841722
>>10841706
>>10841910

>>10842444
Kipper snacks checked

>>10842444
triple digits

>>10841658
Is the last one a merchant?

>>10841684
I'm a stupid fucking assholes, but
>catflaps
Always fucking slays me.

i love shitposting lads

>>10841777
I can't believe I actually laughed at this. I hate being a 18 year old boomer.

keep em comin boys

>>10842548
Nicely spotted

>>10841791
carb me up bby

>>10842548
Nice perception anon.
Oy vey.

>>10841651
I dont get it

This entire thread is absolutely terrible and you should feel bad.

>>10842110
You're not mature for your age, you're just boring.
There. I just saved you another 18 years.

>>10841520
Idgi

>>10841823
Every time i see this I imagine some idiot falling for it

>>10841862
That 30 year old boomer who doesn't get it

>>10842813
Are you actually so retarded you don't understand the joke

>>10842222
nice digits

Food humor is too diluted

>>10841924
>t. faghag

>>10842105
kek

Putting the red wax gouda in a perfect wheel isn't cute.

This just ruined sunday for me.. I feel sick.

>>10841897
reeee

>>10842738
>>10841799

Its John Lemon

>that kekistani underage retard who doesn't understans post ironic meme shiptosting
A cancerous thread nontheless

>>10841520
a fucking beesechurger

>>10841791
finally authentic italian carbonara

>>10841684
>Yard meat (no trouble)

>>10841826
Hot dogs are infinitely better in spic countries. Fact

>>10841897
i don't get it

>>10841551
as long as you have enough rupees

>>10844652
I don't think anyone does

>>10844652
>>10844687
its upside down you blind motherfuckers

>>10841777
Trust me son, I know what Santa wants

>Pulls down pants and and bends over

>>10844700
But what if the picture was posted upside down and the adjacent packages themselves were upside down? Not enough info, bub.

>>10844700
What if it's in the southern hemisphere

>>10844799
Literraly when?

>>10844799
he looks like he has cerebral palsy who is this kid

>>10844799
Looks like Moot has a gauge.

Has anyone got any memes actually worth saving?

>>10842128
>implying a 4chan regular would have that much self loathing

>>10845080
Not him but I'm 35 and the boomer meme is one of the best memes I've seen in the last few years.

>>10845110
Chad vs Virgin was a lot deeper.

>>10845141
Yeah, but then someone had to run people over on purpose and it got too real.

>>10845143
Im sorry what?

>>10845277
Alek Minassian

>>10845143
>people
Thought that happened in Canada.

>>10841678

I gotta get out of here

What does Fabio do these days? Also, does anyone have any funny images relating to his time as the mascot of "I Can't Believe It's Not BAHT-TUHR," or from when he got smacked in the face by a flying waterfowl while riding a roller coaster?

I find images of food being used for sex hilarious, but this is a blue board, so this is about the best I can do.

>>10841773
I love Gordon Ramsay, and I love all of the laughs seeing jokes about what a cunt he is brings me.

>>10845411
>>10845422
>>10845433
>11, then 22, then 33, all of them me
I wish I had a food-related doubles-guy-style image to celebrate with. Instead have some /cock/ with /b/ flavoring.

>>10845424
You've probably seen this already but in case you haven't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA

How much?

>>10845450
I had not, but I am just dying over here, thank-you so much! I don't think I've laughed at food-related sex stuff this much since I saw the director's cut of "Me, Myself, and Irene" (Jim Carrey fucks a watermelon in it).

>>10845462
About $3.50

>>10845467
I don't know if I've ever eaten fish with the head on. Are you supposed to eat the heads? If so, are they good? I couldn't tell you why that is; I've just never had it served to me or cooked it that way myself. Also, that pie is art.

>>10845462

>>10845484
I'm not sure on the stargazy pie, I think the heads are just for looks so to speak.

>>10845484
On the fish heads part, I've had whole fish before. You don't eat the whole head, just the good flesh around it, such as in the cheaks. It's very good when done right.

>>10845484
The rest of the fish and the head you can use for broth or stock, I'm no expert on that one.

Fish heads
Fish heads
Roly Poly
Fish heads,
Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat them up
YUM!

>>10845546
Oh noes! It's activated!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>10845484
Nope.

>>10842222
nice quads, lad

>>10841803
I've seen this video before and it makes me fucking irate. Disgusting greedy cunt.

>>10841996
LOL
actually funny

>>10842415
>open fridge
>see this
>wat do

>>10842423
Why is his name Rubyn if he's not gonna be a Reuben?

>>10842444
BASED KING OSCAR TRIPS

>>10842809
The fuck is a CW? Cringe warning like the filename?

>>10841996

lol

>>10841684
always struck me as strange the things from achewood that became memes

>>10845728
content warning

>>10845447
what even is that image

>>10845467
God, I want to eat that. When I take a break from keto I am going to make it. I just need to find fresh (or frozen) sardines around here. Wonder if I could use something else instead.

>>10842110
No anon, you're just making excuses for your autism and how nobody likes you.

>>10841823
>floor

>>10845954
For you, substitute soy looking fish heads.

>>10846032
soy isn't keto, my friend
also, that was a really lame post

>>10844748
But then the photo would have been inverted too

>>10841803
what a cunt

>>10844799
Jesus christ, who is this faggot?
With a face like this the guy should be a meme.

>>10841769
based esselunga

>>10842191

Arguably it's a /biz/ meme, but that's neither here nor there.

>>10845450

I get ghetto ASMR from this

>>10841621
I lost to this post.

>>10845496
>>10845509
>>10845518
>>10845523
>>10845588
Thanks for answering my question. I was curious.

>>10845918
It's the Wonder Woman villain Egghead/Egg-Foo-Yong, both his newer and WWII-era versions, and I don't know where the original was made but I saw it on a /cock/ thread where we were discussing the "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs" story from /b/.

>>10841684
Pork Bro$nan$ sounds like a porn star.

>>10842641
It gave me the same reaction that *SNAP* does, like its so unfunny you get bewildered trying to imagine someone making it and thinking it's funny so you start laughing yourself.

>>10848906
I guess I had his name slightly-wrong; it's Egg Fu. Pic related is my feelings; Wonder Woman could be a much-more-interesting book to read if the writers over the decades could find a consistent tone for her characterization. Not to be all off-topic, just saying.

>>10842191
>joke

>>10841520
>>10841551
I would like this image too.
Can I save it plz pl1xie pl0x

>>10841684
God this still splits my sides even after like 4 years

>>10841638
U M A
D
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I
C
I
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>>10841871
old 4chan users are getting too old to still be here but refuse to leave

So let me try to comprehend this: we’re so against trying to be FB that in our desperation we’re going to start ironically posting soft humor (now that FB is posting less PC humor and is generally more polarizing) and eventually we’re going to adopt mom& dad humor as our brand of meme?
Alright, I’m down.

>>10849371
>that 22 yr old boomer who thinks hes a millenial

>>10841773
Doctor sausage?

>>10844719
tags on shelves are rightside up kill you'reself

>>10849387
Yes and it all started with that fucking banana.

>>10842548
go back to >>>/po/ you fucking nazi

>>10845422
This one finally broke me.

>>10849371
I’ve been here since 2003 and... yes, I have nothing to do here but I miss my youth wasted here.

>>10842423
I'm pretty sure I know the artist who did this.

>>10845728
>>10842809
ContentWarning because anorexics suffer from obsessive-compulsive issues around calorie counting, probably.

This is like a shitty /b/ tier ylyl thread where summerfags just post d-level shit they found on google image search or facebook. Can't wait for lol-minion.jpg or gordon-ramsay-idiot-sandwich.gif!

>>10849387
Find out yourself
In Food Humor Thread nr 2
>>10849825

>>10849248
You need to get out more, that shit was never funny.

>>10841520
>would you eat this absurdly cheesy burger?

>>10841658
Damn, that's some burnt ass toast

>>10843180
why this person isn't a hand model?

>>10844652
The price tag was upside down so someone put the packages on the shelf upside down.

>>10841757
John, haha. Where did you find this one?!

>>10844714
based

>>10841706
>>10841722
I stock it every day in Kentucky. Pls kill me nao.

>>10841828
LOL

>>10845719
Close it and block the door with a heavy piece of furniture

>>10850710
Aha ahahaha

>>10841828
:)

>>10841885
simply EPIC

>>10841803
Is that Michael Moore?

>>10851003
Yes

>>10847266
I love profanity

>>10850286
>telling someone to "get out more" on 4chan

All normalfags must leave.

>>10841996
GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS

>>10851062
>all of 4chan is the same as /b/, /v/ and /r9k/

>>10849422
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>>10851099
To be fair he told him to go to /po/ not /pol/. Considering where we are I'm sure there's at least a couple of "nazis" into folding paper for fun.

>>10849422
>/po/
Anyone have that pic of the anon who mistook /po/ for /pol/?

>>10851062
Its you sad fat virgins who should an hero already

>>10851062
How does he eat though?

>>10841871

>why is everyone on 4chan either a contrarian asshole or an unoriginal parrot

Gee really makes me think

>>10844714
vastly underrated post

>>10851615
Go back

>>10851615
>>10851624
Underrated posts

Hahaha bump

>>10844794
I don't care I'm taking this bait.

Fuck you for posting this

>>10849494
If you do, smack them up the head for me.

>>10845110
>yet another wojack
>forced as fuck
>good

>>10841520
Okay, this is epic.

>>10842641
>>10848914
I think it's because it's such "innocent humour" and not some muh edgy shit

>>10845484
i wish that was my cup

This is so sad, reddit play No Cock like Horse cock

>>10845110
>that 35 year old boomer that thinks boomer memes are funny

>>10852160
No way, she'd cut me in half if it is who I think it is. Scary woman...

I don't think she did this one, but she's done a few.

>>10851099
aww the little nazi can't read :(

>>10841531
>>10841548
These look more like desperation.
I lived out of a VW van for a while and would soak noodles in water while I went to class and come back to a meal that was ready by the time I got back. Not cooked but edible, anyway.

>>10841632
I have night-sweats about situations like this.
Usually when I'm going through alkie withdrawls...

Yikes.

I put a little jelly on Butter pecan icecream and now it tastes like toast. Icecream toast.

Since my toaster is broken this is an ideal alternative for me!

>>10842418
that giraffe neck looks like ayylmao from Attack of the Clones

>>10842434
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

>>10842861
Yeah, I also imagine some idiot having a fucking cup of medical nitro that he can use for this recipe.
And then I imagine that medical nitro is exposive.

>>10845008
oh dang...

good call

>>10845277

>>10845422
No.
but pic related

>>10845450
I lost it at the MarbleWarblegweaaaassshhh Aaaahssshwebbble.

as well, you've probably seen this but just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>>10844799
brb soup seems like a lifetime ago. The shit I've seen and done since then... if there are any young dudes on here savor your high school and college years. They fly from you.

>>10845467
>>10845484
Barnes & Barnes had a good song about that way back in the day...


Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum
In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won’t answer, they can’t talk
I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn’t have to pay to get it in
They can’t play baseball, they don’t wear sweaters
They’re not good dancers, they don’t play drums
Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeah
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won’t answer, they can’t talk
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won’t answer, they can’t talk

>>10845523
dang, you beat me to it and I just posted all the lyrics but didn't read through the thread in time...

>>10845719
reach for the milk for my cereal and close the door

>>10842164
>Rubicon Spring
>cuck ad
The die is cast

>>10853179

fkn lol

>>10849287

When my wife and I got my wedding photos back we found out the photographer had taken about as many photos of the food as he did the wedding ceremony. I use the soft-focus chicken cordon bleu as my desktop wallpaper, it really pisses my wife off.

>I spent $2,000 on this food, I'll look at photos of it whenever I want.

>>10849205
DAMN! That's quite the spread.

>>10853296
My man!
I've listened to enough of Adam Carolla's ranting to know that you are right, true and correct in doing that.

>>10849371
O!Possum My Possum

>>10841995
>>10841927

The fucking ketchup should be on the plate ffs

>>10850286
That shit was funny then and it is now.
Grow up, hot-dog.

>>10851615
>"They can't all be winners, Kid."

>>10841684
>SHHH! IT'S CHICKEN WHISPERS

>>10848959
That's what us boomers call memes ya zoomer.

>>10841638
translation: Put mozzarella(?)/cheese inside tea or hot coffee. Makes it delicious(heart)

>>10845509
Oh yeah. My grandparents used to buy salmon heads cheap from the store and boil them. Quite a lot of meat still on them and really tasty. Haven't had that in 30 years but it must've been bloody good because I remember it so fondly and I didn't much like fish in general when I was a kid

>>10842418

Bitch needs to phone home, Jesus

>>10853202
clever

>>10841520
Hahahahaha. Mind if I save this picture?

>>10849205
DUDE

y u no?

>>10853296
What other food did you have at your wedding?

>>10841803
I can only imagine how great it would have been had she bit it going down that step.

>>10854163
really

>>10849494
>>10852828
It was kazerad

>>10850876
remember this one the next time you watch porn

>>10854209
alright, Saudi

>>10841520
the classic.

>>10845509
It also makes an astoundingly great stock

>>10845719
ask her how much I can save by switching to progressive.

>>10845411
8 SPRAYS CMON

>>10844730
Thanks bro. I needed that today

>>10844569
I too like my mystery meat with an added layer of mystery.

>>10851217
This was kind of funny until I re-read it in gordon ramsay's voice in my head and I burst out laughing

ITT: gays

>>10847266
>Bees on wheat

>yo want sam bees wit dat?

>>10854442
Haha okay, this is epic!.