/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My "pushed for time breakfast" is wake up 30 minutes earlier.

Seriously. There is no trick to having a higher quality of morning beyond don't snooze your alarm.

breakfast is for the gays

>>10848444
Oats.
Since you rolled trips, I'll tell you what I do. I'm always pressed for time so I iron my shirts on Sunday (or if I'm lucky my wife does it for me) and I just make three sandwhiches the night before. Two for lunch and one for breakfast. After three years, I'm still happy with this most days. When I get a bonus I'll splurge for a week and eat takeaway for lunch but then I miss my sandwhiches.

>>10848444
if you think a head you can make some really good breakfast burritos and freeze them. Also, I like to grab an avocado, flake some smoked trout from trader joe's over a half of the avocado, and a few shakes of salt & pepper w a drizzle olive oil (sometimes i skip that if the trout is very oily)
https://www.budgetbytes.com/freezer-breakfast-burritos/

>>10848451
I hear you, I do.
I get up an hour and 20mins before I have to leave but if the little one does a stinker or if he's grumpy, I'll spend an extra 20mins with him on top of the 30 I already spend with him. He's asleep when I get home, so other than weekends it's the only time I get with him.

>>10848467
Thanks anon. actually sounds and looks good.

>>10848444
Do you really think anybody spends more than 5 or 10 minutes making breakfast on a weekday? Add some toast or whatever and make a sandwich if you're too fat for 3 eggs to get you started for the day.

>>10848444
>/b/
people still browse that board?

>>10848444
I buy a chorizo and egg burrito, a maple bar, and a cup of black coffee at the gas station six days a week. I sleep in on Sundays.

>>10848497
I dunno lol. I just wanted to find out more ideas for a yummy but quick breakfast.
I'm glad I started this thread bc the frozen burritos sound on point.
Sorry if this thread bothers you anon.

>>10848512
Haha, I bet the attendants know you by name. I would do something similar but budget is tight, saving for a new car asap.

>>10848520
Everybody who knows my name is either dead or my employer. My high-calorie breakfast is all I get to eat until I get home to an empty fridge and expired Flintstones multivitamins.

Life sucks and you're a bad person for creating more of it.

>>10848444
holy fuck you're a fag.

>>10848526
Jesus sorry to hear anon
>>10848532
Fuck off this isn't /b/
Don't be jealous you can't even scrambled eggs
Seriously just fuck off

>>10848551
you clean the shit of someone else's kid.

yo op why you gotta be a fag on /ck/ man? like its just not cool dude...seriously.

>>10848551
>>10848444
>What's your got pushed for time breakfast /b/?
>Fuck off this isn't /b/
hmm...

>>10848476
I work 12 hour shift and leave at 6.20.
I get up at 4:30 and I have zero kids and no wives. just get up earlier. or eat some poptarts. take a banana to eat on the way. get some go-gurts to slam in the car on the way to work. make a egg sandwich with miracle whip to eat on the way. or graze while your making lunch.

>>10848467
That burrito would need to be doused in hot sauce to have any flavor. I'd also just spend 99 cents on a can of Trader Joe's jalapeno refried beans instead of saving 60 cents and cooking plain black beans from scratch. And extra 10 cents per burrito is fucking nothing for the time saved.

>>10848551
yikes might be time to take your prozac

>>10848591
I mean you do the burrito however you want, anon! I just posted the recipe bc it is useful. I have a young senpai too. you can mix up what you put in it.

>>10848444
I know the feeling, my 3rd kid is on the way. I crack an egg in a very wide mug, give it a stir and microwave on low for 25 seconds. Add to toast with ham and cheese. I eat it on the road.

>>10848599
Not OP. It just seemed like that recipe isn't the kind of thing that people are just going to use as a framework, but would more likely follow to a tee, which in my opinion would lead to something I'd have to force myself to choke down in the morning. Have you ever frozen scrambled eggs and tried reheating them in the microwave? Honestly curious, as I haven't.

>>10848584
god op is such a fucking faggot holy shit

Just don't eat breakfast. It's not like you're a day laborer.

>>10848629
This. You don't need to eat more than one meal a day unless you do hard physical labor, and it really doesn't matter what time it is as long as you can digest it comfortably.

>>10848584
>>10848621
>>10848593
Clearly was not me (OP). Why am I getting so much hate for this thread? Is it the same troll? Sorry I have offended you.

>>10848645
I doubt you only eat one meal per day anon. Do you?
I agree we have been 'trained' to eat three meals per day which our ancestors never got to enjoy, but isn't it calories in vs calories out?
I'm hitting 35 soon and still in fine shape with my three meals per day.

>>10848585
>I work 12 hour shift and leave at 6.20.
>I get up at 4:30 and I have zero kids and no wives.

Cool. He didn't ask, and it's not relevant to the rest of your post. Also lmao why do you get up 2 hours early.

>>10848657
I eat one meal a day and try to keep it around 1,000 calories because I'm starting to turn into a fucking fatass so I need to eat less. Lazy as shit girlfriend isn't a fan because she refuses to cook for herself and now only eats once a day too. Which is fine because she's starting to get some chub, too.

>>10848648
someone got butthurt because you either mistakenly put /b/ in your post or you also posted this thread on /b/ and were too lazy to proofread. It's summer, so a temper tantrum on /ck/ isn't abnormal, but I'm sure you're jaded to those by now as a father.

>>10848648
What wasnt clearly you? The part where you said /b/ or the part where you where a faggot? Both of those are clearly you. And no, those are not the same posters, but again, I wouldnt expect you to be able to see that.

>>10848668
>he's done something basic to his species and so is therefor above being a raging faggot
Hmm yes I see, summer and the like...

>>10848675 (You)

>>10848648
neck yourself, reddit

>>10848689
thanks for the mcdouble but youre still a clown and he is still a faggot

>>10848665
Damn that must be hard.
Good work anon, if true. I can't imagine how hard that is. I know the hunger goes away after a while but those few hours are tough.
>>10848668
Yeah, I copy/pasta' after I posted on /b/ after I was told to eat my wife's shit and about three other posts :/

>>10848694
>:/
how do boomers get like this?

>>10848694
4chan may not be the place for you if you're that sensitive.

>>10848712
Kek, but that's almost the least of what shits me about them though.
The ruining of the world for us to 'inherit' is probably a tad worse anon.

>>10848694
It's only hard not to eat when I'm at home doing nothing. It's easy to get distracted when at work or doing something else.

>>10848713
He probably didn't give a shit if he has a wife and kids, anon. I mean, what else could be worse?

>>10848444
Did you mean pressed for time or what

>>10848732
>that 30 year old boomer that thinks he ever had the power to ruin anything but his own life
holy fuck, can you literally not stop sucking dicks? is it like a universal law? do they just fly into your open cock hungry maw or do you actively slurp them up? do you enjoy being this much of a faggot? i mean you fucking have to, considering youre doing this anonymously. fuckign hell anon go tell you father sorry, no wait, ill do it for you. lord fucking knows you wouldnt want to take a break from sucking all that dick

>>10848748
I meant 'go to' but it came out as 'got'
Stupid Galaxy8.

>>10848659
your right, I'll 4chan better next time
I don't want to be late, I don't want to go to work still sleepy,I don't want to be rushed, I gotta shit like five times from crohn's, there I go again, sorry. plus I need an hour or so to wake and bake. and I might want to cook some breakfast, I got the time

>>10848444

Muesli, made the night before.

Oats, nuts, dried coconut, berries, dried fruits and sliced fresh fruits. It's up to you. Just soak it in milk and/or yogurt in the fridge overnight and in the morning it's ready to eat. If you're running late then just take the container with you.

Healthy, non-fat, full of good stuff and tasty!

>>10848657
Yeah, I do only eat one meal a day, usually in the early afternoon before my siesta. If I feel hungry I'll have a small snack or a beer but I only ever eat more than one meal on the weekends.

>>10849018
>is trying to slim down
>drinking beer
no end in sight, to how much of a fucking faggot you are anon

>>10848444
>baby
>wife 5 months pregnant

You did this to yourself, mate.

>>10848444
>3 eggs, milk, salt and pepper.
>milk
o no no no
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>>10849038
When did I say I'm trying to slim down? I just eat as much as I want, and I don't want much more than I need because I'm not a fucking food addict. Unless you're preparing for a marathon or something it's not healthy to eat when you're not feeling hungry.

>>10849089
holy fuck how are you such a faggot

>>10849119
Whoa there, buddy, are you alright? First you can't read and now you're completely incoherent. Did something happen today? You can talk about it if you want; we're all anonymous here.

>>10849167
>he thinks anonymous means every anon is the same anon
>he thinks hes not a faggot
???

>>10849179
It's alright. You can take it out on me. You'll feel better once you blow off some steam.

>>10849192
what?

>>10849196
Just let the frustration flow until there's none left. We all have bad days.

>>10849215
what do you mean? Im genuinely having trouble following you here...

>>10849224
Alright, it looks like you've calmed down. I hope you have a better day tomorrow, anon.

>>10849265
ez

>>10848444
https://youtu.be/qXPhVYpQLPA

takes no time once you know how to do it

What does scrambled have to do with making so many fights on the usually calm /ck/, or is it just the /b/ reference in the OP that has turned so many of you into nigger tier posters?
Pic related. Triggered?
Long live /b/!
Triggered?
Also, OP is a fag.

>>10848526
The absolute state of ck

>>10849372
Chef John is such a pimp.

>>10849758
Badass x.2z

>>10848444
how is this easier than a piece of toast?

>>10850259
He said above he is also doing keto numnutts

Bran, greek yogurt and honey

>>10850272
relax

>>10848444
If you are eating breakfast I hope you are having a very light dinner OP.

2 hard boiled eggs and a usually a fruit smoothie or a slice of toast

This is the most hilariously depressing thread I've ever seen.

3 eggs, carlsburg cheese, salsa, salt and pepper in a chinese cermaic steamer, for 3 minutes in the microwave.

Shit was good and east.

>>10850654
This is the most hilariously depressing post I've ever seen.

>>10850654
lurk more

>>10848444
>throw butter in the skillet
>throw in sliced mushrooms, chopped greens, tomato slices, green onion, whatever veg I have
>top with 2-3 eggs
>put heat on ultra-low and top skillet with a lid
>go about my morning getting dressed and ready
>come back 10ish minutes later, turn off the heat, flip the eggs just to get a little brown on the steam side
>flop into a tupperware and top with swiss cheese
Then I eat it in the car while I am driving to work.
It's got some waiting involved but really only about 2-3 minutes of work and it's a really great balanced breakfast, if you use about 2Tbsp butter between the mushrooms and everything else it's got great macros for your first meal of the day.
Looks like hell but it's tasty. Veg and eggs go together.

>>10848444
I want my eggs to come out like OP, is the secret to this adding milk? I usually beat my eggs in a bowl first then drip them into a buttered pan

>>10850816
desu the OP pic looks like processed egg product

but the secret to soft fluffy eggs is low heat, bit of milk and lots of whisking as they cook

>>10850833
I just don't like that my eggs come out looking okay. I want them to look based. I'll try that out tomorrow senpai

>>10850863
godspeed ovulation eater

>>10850833
you dont really need milk if you do it slowly and controlled. id suggest adding some nutmeg btw. really elevates the taste.

>>10848444
nice digits I normally just drink some V8 and some vegemite toast. Sometimes I just have a dart and that's it depends. Even fast scrambled eggs are alright if you can just leave the pan in the sink and not get bitched at for doing it

>>10850816
>>10850915
fuck off just do large curd style eggs if you are in a rush

>>10850915
you don't, you're right

but it makes it easy mode

>>10850927
I'm not in a rush. Did you not read my post?
>I want my eggs to come out like OP, is the secret to this adding milk? I usually beat my eggs in a bowl first then drip them into a buttered pan
Where did I mention I'm in a rush? I saw an egg post and wanted some tips; here's one for you. Neck yourself

>>10850974
they're probably just upset that somebody on this board is actually cooking something and throwing a tantrum in form of a post to get attention

it's a regular occurrence on this board these days

>>10850927
I wrote slowly and controlled, i didnt write anything about being in a rush.

I don't know how people eat breakfast every day. Eating puts me to sleep - I can't even really handle lunch without ending up in a food coma the rest of the workday.

>>10850654
:/ haha

>>10848648
Don't worry friendo, if people feel the need to be dickholes on ck you know their lives really can t be going that great. Just ignore them.
And to the dickholes in this thread, you might think ur edgy and cool, but take a deep look at why you're compelled to post mean things...

>>10851701
this but less of a sensitive snowflake outlook

>>10851435
You probably have undiagnosed diabetes.

Nonfat greek yogurt with fiber one cereal mixed in.

High protein, high fiber, tastes good together, just plop in a bowl and eat. The protein and fiber keeps you full for a long time.

>>10850654
/ck/ in general is an underrated suicide-tier board. Just look at the catalog:

>general thread for alcoholics
>general thread for beer
>general thread for whiskey
>general thread for fast food
>multiple "for me it's X"

And the rest are meme threads.

>>10851782
>t. incapable of finding any of the good threads
>chooses to view all the shit threads but unable to leave the board

>>10848611
Breakfast burritos freeze great. I do chorizo, home fries, scrambled eggs, onion, and chunky salsa in mine.

>>10851782
>meme threads.
What's it like being a clinical retard,anon?

>>10848648
edgy 13 year olds.

I make a shake every morning.

>>10849758
Not really. I got a minute in before I took the time to log in to thumbs down. Such an annoying voice and cadence.

>>10848444
here is my pressed for time breakfast:
go buy a cheap mixer

put banana into mixer
put some whole grain oats into mixer
put some joghurt into mixer
put some peanut butter into mixer
put some walnut into mixer
fill that shit up with milk
mix

that shit has fat, sugar, carbs, proteins and whatnot, it fills you up for hours, you can make it in five minutes and its healthy and tastes fucking delicious

i eat it everyday for months and still not tired. its particularly great now that its so hot since its light and i dont feel like eating much in the mornings

>>10852114
Actually sounds pretty good.
Do you put equal parts, or heavier on the yoghurt and light on the peanut butter?

>>10852129
heavy joghurt, its what fills you.

light peanutbutter, otherwise its too much fat. sometimes i leave out walnuts too

>>10848444
For me it's pic related. On hump day I'll add an egg to reward myself for making it that far.

>>10852141
Thanks anon.

>>10848665
>1,000 calories

You deserve all the diseases you're opening yourself up to.

>>10852578
Please explain?

>>10851823
he does have a weird cadence, but it's kind of grown on me. Anyway, I like how his videos show the food the whole time, and his recipes are easy to follow

yogurt, fruit, and granola

3 egg omelet with greens, scapes/onion and tomatoes

>>10853317
I might do an omelette tomorrow. Thanks for the inspiration anon.

>>10848451
Did you read the post? He has a baby and a pregnant wife. Cucks like that don't have that kind of flexibility with their time.

I eat mine with maple syrup. Friends and family think I’m weird but it’s really good desu

>>10848444
Rolled oats (not instant) with berries and cream are delicious.

Don’t forget that you can microwave eggs, bacon, sausage patties, ham slices... and if you prep some veggies you could make a scramble on the fly. You could also bring some bread, frozen hash browns, etc that could be thrown in the toaster or microwave accordingly. Obviously there’s also fresh fruit. And you could take it a step further by having non-traditional meats and foods. My suggestions, as you may have noticed, are all based around having a fridge at work you have access to as well as a microwave and a toaster and obviously preparing your breakfast at work in a few minutes instead of trying to make it at home.

>there are people who actually beat their eggs before throwing them in the pan
just
fucking
lol

>>10853506
>cucks like that
Anon don't be so salty, just because he is getting laid and has a family, while you are a forever alone lossless virgin.
Also, learn the definition of the word 'cuck', before you start using it.

>>10848498
Only edgy teens and people looking for a quick fap to weird porn

>there are people who actually beat their wives before throwing them down the stairs
just
fucking
lol

>>10849192
I FUCKING HATE YOU LISA WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING REELING ME IN THEN GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER IT FUCKING HURTS OK ONE OF THESE DAYS I SWEAR IM LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

i cook the night before
my breakfast is basically a lunch

>>10854578
hey it's me lisa

want to go get a coffee?