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I want to start a mongoloid themed restaurant.
What should I put on the menu?

>> No.10848944

>>10848940
>inb4 potato

>> No.10848946

>>10848940
Meat

>> No.10848971

>>10848940
The cheapest, fully-prepared items on the Sysco catalogue. That's what mentally handicapped people in state care eat every meal.

>> No.10849012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6He0FWoFj0

>> No.10849020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zKjNqmMjI

>> No.10849070

bekfast

>> No.10849077
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>>10848944
why did you ruin all the fun?

>> No.10849082

>>10848971
wow
a serious suggestion

OP, make sure it's accessible so caters to their PSWs and families.

maybe add a ball pit?

>> No.10849088

tard-boiled eggs

>> No.10849140

>>10848940
Window lollipops

>> No.10849195

>>10848944
>>10848946
/thread

>> No.10849325

>>10848940
they put whatever they want in a glass dish and microwave it for however long they want and call it a tard jar. its the only thing on the menu.

>> No.10849332

Cheese. Retards love cheese.

>> No.10849375

>>10849012
>>10849020
>Have downs
>Run successful restaurant
>Shut it down and start a new restaurant in Denver because you now have a downs girlfriend
Dude should have had his girlfriend move to him.

>> No.10849383

>>10848940
Lol my dicK is that huge. ;0

>> No.10849414

>>10849375
Just found another article on this. Apparently the two of them broke up.

>> No.10849449
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10849449

>>10848940
He kind of looks like Benny Hill.

>> No.10849711

>>10848940
pasta

>> No.10849716

cheerios no milk

>> No.10849731

>>10848940
How to you plan to compete with Genghis Grille and other Mongolian stir fry restaurants?

>> No.10849779

>>10849140
underrated

>> No.10849797

>>10848940
Why is it that every fast food restaurant has hired retarded people lately?
Is there a retard-bonus tax break or something?

>> No.10849799

>>10848940
>mongoloid themed restaurant.
>not serving fresh mogolioid
shiggydiggy

>> No.10849812

>>10848940
mershed perdurdurs

>> No.10849816

>>10848940
Vark sauce w/ avocado toast and ipa

>> No.10849817

Goats milk and honey

>> No.10849818
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>>10848940
Most of the tards here eat ramen noodles.

>> No.10849828

>>10849375
The Playdough War isn't to be underestimated.

>> No.10849837

>>10848940
Fried Chicken
Watermelon
Malt Liquor
Crack
Menthol Cigs

>> No.10849847

Cats and dogs, msg

>> No.10849857

>>10849414
She finally had a nuff.

>> No.10849861

>>10848940
Plastic sporks: 5c each or 3 for $1.
Cha-Ching.

>> No.10849867

>>10848940
Fish crackers
Taco shells (by their own)

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10849901

A staple of "down-home" cooking.

>> No.10849928

>>10848940
Start a brownies café, in our country we have one and they made a promo song called 'Downies and Brownies', it was an internet hit and gave them a shitload of customers for a while.

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10850238

make sure to hire the top talent

>> No.10850243

it is so scary when you accidentally make eye contact with one in public. you just know theyre going to beeline for you and say something retarded that you wont understand. their faces are so unnerving

>> No.10850246

>>10848940
Khorkhog

>> No.10850252

>>10850238
I heard this reference back when I was 15 years old, 11 years ago.

What kind of sick fuck are you?

>> No.10850448

>>10848940
I dont understand how people can trust a literal fucking sub human to make them food, how do you know if that thing washes its hands or if it even uses the bathroom? Can it even remember to face away from the food when coughing or use a tissue when sneezing? There are just so many fucking things that could go wrong. Like the (literal)retard might just use the knife hes chopping onions with to stab a human child or something

>> No.10850471

>>10850448
I still remember back in high school, and I didn't want to look, but it all transpired right in front of me so I was given no choice.
This tard merrily rolled down a small grassy hill. Her skirt went up and I could see her shit stained grandmother style underwear. Fuck I wish I could just erase that memory.

>> No.10850494

mongolian bbq