/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Excuse me, "bro", first show some respect to your customers instead of acting like you're at a fraternity house. Second, go get your manager because I have quite the bone to pick about the service and hygiene at this establishment.

>>10839826
how did you become so alpha anon

Took me a second to realize that this is a picture of the mirrors reflection.

>>10839886
Explain?

>>10839890
The black girl is the photographer, it's taken through a corner mirror hence the angle

>>10839972
She's the photographer of her phone yes, but her phone did t take the picture that we're talking about because if it did then we'd see the lens in the mirror.

>>10839798
That dude has some under developed pecs

>>10840077
He sprinkles salt for a living.

>>10839798
>sprinkles salt theatrically
>doesn't use a giant pepper mill
Pathetic.

>>10840077
His girlfriend stole all his test

>>10839798
>allowing a t*rkroach near your food

>>10839798
salt bae is the shit mang

>>10839826
damn

>>10840081
I genuinely wonder how much he is paid to sprinkle salt on food every night..

cracked pepper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFRbcSmvCc

>>10840653
he runs multiple restaurants
i think he's doing fine

>>10839886
Sometimes I'm amazed at the autism that takes place here, look at the tables closely, dumbass.

Turns out he fucking sucks

>>10839798
That nigger looks like she stinks. Absolutely disgusting.

>>10840723
>parting stupid people with their money
Sounds smart

>>10840765
Except restaurants need a lot of time to make a profit and nobody is going to return if you offer them bad food.

This shit exists and they say flyovers are stupid people.

>>10840772
I don't know man explain how olive garden exists

>>10839836
Take vitamins,say your prayers and drink your milk.

>>10840814
Olive garden doesn't start it's prices with $70 and caters to the lowest common denominator and has a huge advertising budget.

>>10840772
He's making his money because he's the meme. The investors are the ones that are going to lose

>>10839826
>saying this bullshit AFTER he gets famous
boy, you sure are smart as fuck

>>10840723
One of his videos had him stuffing kraft singles and asparagus in meat. I think that is a good indicator that he's just a meme.

>>10839798
you can see that big grey band and pink interior, what a fucking joke.

>>10840986

>>10841022
Those aren't kraft singles

>>10841022
What a fucking joke. I hate humanity.

>>10840723
the guy who seasons his steak after he cooks it can't cook, what a surprise.

>>10839972
>>10839886
Are you actually, genuinely retarded?

>>10841022
What the fuck is this nonsense

I love his gimmick where he just flicks the waste through the kitchen with his knife.
Always makes me giggle.

>>10841070
>Clean it up wage slave!

>>10841062
>>10841022
Here's my question: does this dude drink his own koolaid? Does he really think he's some kind of culinary sensation, or is he just hamming it up because dumbfucks on the internet made him into a meme?

>>10841084
i've heard his food isnt even that good

>>10841084
It's certainly the latter.

>>10841084
>is he just hamming it up because dumbfucks on the internet made him into a meme
100%

>>10840670
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>http://time.com/5119654/salt-bae-restaurant-bad-reviews/

>>10840814
Because people can afford it without being millionaires,stupid.

>>10839798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfMham_pO4o&t=35s

>sprinkles salt on own forearm
Wa la

>>10841084
he smelled there was money to be made, what would you do if you were him?

>>10839972
Im guessing you dont know how mirrors work.

>>10839798

When will he let women and people of color be The SaltBae?

>>10839886
decent bait

>>10840814
Fucking reddit, jesus christ.
popular =/= shit, it usually means painfully mediocre, which is what 80% of the general population wants when they take their shitty families out to eat and that's the market they cater towards.

>>10841086
Well his cooking choices look disgusting and his meat appears to be way overcooked

You can learn technique but you can't learn taste

I wonder how big saltbae's cock is. I bet it's really small so he puts on this "alpha" bravado in order to compensate for it. I want to bully his tiny salty cock with my mouth.

>>10841730
Turk sausages are thick and spicy

>>10842509
Sure thing saltbae

why would anyone salt their meat after cooking? it's infinitely tastier to just properly salt the meat prior to cooking

>>10839798
>salts and peppers after the heat
heh, what an idiot

>>10841084
he is obviously a narcissist, but it seems impossible that he's 100% serious. The truth is probably somewhere in between: he most likely believes that he is a good cook and a very sexy man, but he also consciously acknowledges that he is a showman and parts of what he does are for the show.

>>10839972
Top kek

>>10840723
>spends $500 on food
>isn't full
Bet he was American.

>>10842602
yeah, yuropoors can't afford $500 for a single meal

Binging With Babish is just an ametuer cook and he said that Salt Bae was completely missing the point of Kobe beef by mincing it up and turning it into burgers. So I feel like Salt Bae is purely a meme.
>Meat stuffed with sliced american cheese and asparagus
>Kobe beef burger
Kobe beef is mainly fat. What kind of burger would you even try to make with this meat?

>>10842954
I'm pretty sure saltfag appeals to two groups of people - venal idiots who think status-signalling buzzwords equal quality, regardless of preparation, and people who value social media cachet over substance.

>>10842954

He uses American cheese for the melty video he got

>>10841730

I bet you eat sushi and salad while sissy hypno plays on your television

I knew a girl who went to Salt Bae's miami restaurant with her dude

I was talking about the michelin starred restaurants that I've been to, and then she brings up that she's going to his restaurant on New Year's Eve.

I kind of chuckled at first, and then I realized she was being serious

The food looked way overpriced and gross, they were literally paying to have him sprinkle salt at your table

>>10839798
The guy in the background with the book. I wonder what his story is. He seems interesting.

>>10839886

>>10842954
What's the fucking point in paying an obscene premium for 'kobe' when it's just literally 80% fat?
Goddamn hype train, jesus christ.

>>10841022
What's the probl-
>:16

>>10844820
I think his story is that he went to a restaurant with a menu that looks like a book.

>>10839886
Mesmer spell cast!
Now I check the replies and...

>>10844820
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who reads when eating alone in restaurants. I kind of assumed it was uncool.

>>10845274
>>10845276

oh :(

>>10840045
WALA, case closed

me in the back waiting for my bull

>>10840723
great presentation though!

>>10844520
Joke's on you I don't own a TV

>>10841062
what a waste of good meat

Decided to read up on the man and it turns out he has NINE children. Man really loves to give his meat.
Also he looks completely different without those sunglasses he wears nearly all the time.

>>10841022
>that'll be 750$+tip please

>>10845651
70 dorrar. You pay now!

He's being investigated by the health department.
http://www.newsweek.com/internet-salt-bae-restaurant-investigation-796615

>>10845798
*DASHES SALT ON YOU*

>>10845788
OH NO NO NO

>>10845805
Man, not to be in the guy's defense, but that's a pretty old article. Everyone's already heard the ramifications of that, namely the fact that he's got to wear latex gloves when he does that dumb onto-the-forearm sprinkling (that causes salt to go everywhere, it's a terribly inefficient method and a big waste of salt because at least half of it just ends up not on the meat).

>>10845805
I get health codes and all, but imagine being that butthurt over a meme not wearing gloves that you call the health department. You're literally going to see a gimmick.

It's a general rule in restaurants though to wear gloves when handling food that is ready to eat.

>>10845788
Girl on the right looks like she will grow up to be an asshole and does he not realize he gave his son in the red blazer the Dylan Roof haircut?

>>10845808
>>10845788

>>looks completely different without sunglasses
>was expecting some ogre face
>just a normal, handsome-ish Turk bro

the fuck was that about.

>>10845818
he's lucky he hasn't been outright shot yet

>>10842597
i'm betting it's closer to genuine belief in his skills though. he's a meme and it's all for show, but it became a meme and is a good show because his culinary skills are good.

>Yeah!
>Cut that meat bro!
>My nose!
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>10845805
He's wearing gloves now when salting tables.

>>10846574
>people actually pay for this garbage
americans need to be gassed and bombed.

unironically i believe that meme places like this should be shot up, it would be an improvement in world culture if to be a shitty memester and actually make meming a viable economic activity were no longer a thing

There was once a time when he didn't have to act like a meme 24/7.

>>10846574
Reminds me of
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ASBY9PubUI&t=6s

>>10845788
>when daddy's doing that salt thing again

>Season's food with sweaty hands.

>>10846641
>salt reduces moisture.

>>10846543

Take your Prozac suppository, Chang

are all the dudes that go to the restaurant just gays trying to get a whiff of him?

>>10841039
What are they then?

>>10846570
>Nothing personnal kid

>>10839798
that meat is fucking RAW

>>10839798
Why does that lady have needles sticking out of her fingers?

>>10846617
victoria?

>>10845788
me baked in the top left

>>10845788
>me bottom left, contemplating a school shooting.

>>10845651
I think it looks delicious.

>>10839798
>2018
>uses the term brah
Do you still wear sketchers and vans?

>>10846570
Did he died?

>>10845798
i love jiroposting
especially the one where he points a gun

>>10841022

Maybe Ja/ck/ isn't that bad after all.

>>10841022
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/salt-bae-nyc-restaurant-twitter-reaction

>>10848134
Jack? He's the lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM6ruLnA72Y
Jack The Lad - Pet Shop Boys

Salt Bae was on fucking Billions this season wtf?

>>10848676
When you get your 15 minutes, you should probably ride it out, knowmsayin

>>10841084
if fuckheads will spend $500 to eat at his place then more power to him

>>10847239
pre-sliced cheddar found in any grocery store. doesn't melt right for it to be Kraft bullshit.

>>10843855
But anon that's the same person

>>10844726
If there's 9 restaurants now how do you have him there for your meal? Does he hire lookalikes? Do you pay extra to confirm him there for salting?

>>10847812

>Breh

Hey Pinkie McCaucasoid, check your colonist vocab

>>10839798
It's consistently annoyed me how he seasons the steak after grilling it.

>He's totally behaving this way as a big goof he's just conning idiots out of their money he knows this is all an act
I just don't buy it. Every video I see of the dude, he's tapping his knife on the cutting board theatrically, he's humping the air, he's doing his trademark post-cooking salt sprinkle, he's fingerfucking the meat. This is a man who truly believes he has a special, unique brand and he's simply charging the appropriate value for his genius method of food prep.

>>10852151
>tapping knife
>air humping
>sprinkle salt on forearm
I don't see how this is a genius method of food prep.

>>10846574
>3 men out for dinner together
What the fuck