/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10842397
Why do I feel like if he ate dogshit, he'd make the same expression

>>10842407
>recipe 1: sugar on sugar on sugar
>recipe 2: nutrition less carbs with nutritionless fats
>recipe 3: nutritionless carbs with sugar and sugar

Fucking eat rice and beans and frozen/canned veggies if you're that poor. At least that's the semblance of food unlike this retarded webm

>>10842397
i never got all the fuzz about this guy but holy shit. i mean, not everyone has to be a pseudo cool pokerface wearing dude but this is as cringy as it gets.

>>10842425
Cute

>>10842492
HOW

>>10842426
>thinks college food is about being poor rather than being lazy

Most college kids have an ample supply of money coming from mom and dad, but just spend it all on snacks, boxed sugary foods and microwave meals because they either don't have an oven or are too lazy to use it.

oh fuck off

>>10842515
I love Asian women. I'm already married to one but I wish I could get more.

>>10842667
Fuckin lol

>>10842669
Convert to islam and you can have up to 4 wives! Call your local imam today!

>>10842705
It actually consider unlawful if you married 4 wives at the same time, but you cannot provide for them with money and love equally. The marrying 4 time part was only a thing because of the low life expectancy of a man at the time when they die from war or overwork. The rule was more or less for the woman who would take advantage of this rule because they usually become widows. This also serve as a counterpoint to the Married only one time in the Christian rule.

>>10842622
If it was about being lazy rather than poor, the go to option would be eating out every day.
>Most college kids have an ample supply of money coming from mom and dad
Life is very different from the sitcoms you've seen. You'll understand when you go to college.

>>10842511
I legit thought this was a woman until I saw the adam's apple under the helmet.
This dude fell for the soi meme HARD.

>>10842492
filename <3

>>10842511
pardon the question but is this atually marshmello?

>>10842511
Whats up with the helmets, these cooking channels are fucking retarded

>>10842795
What the fuck is a marshmello?

>>10842397
>I'm going to wear your skin: the post

>>10842802
shitty edm producer

>>10842806
I'M SO ALOOOOOOONE

>>10842456
Did anyone see John Titor in the first shot of this webm?

>>10842950
Suzuha is so damn hot.

>>10842511
Jesus fuck I hate the hand motions. Someone needs to paralyze this retard

>>10842958
Okey dokey Anon, now get in the time machine or I'm going to blow your brains out

What's the point in posting the same webms multiple times a day every day?

>>10842456
>pork is pallid and soggy when removed from the fryer
What's the point of frying it if you're only gonna leave it in there for like 20 seconds? This is like if you wanted to make tonkatsu ramen except worse in every way, so you have to rely on the gimmick of "lol look how much meat we give you it's mountains of MEAT".

>>10842492
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
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EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

How much MONEY I make Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgNsXcSXsA

>>10842961
calm down

Someone post the chicken watermelon

>>10843220

>>10842425
>beginners chopsticks are actually a thing in the orient

Interesting... Why again don't they just use forks and spoons?

>>10843275
Culture and societal expectations, presumably. They usually know how to use knife and fork but the local food is served in a way that is easy to consume with chopsticks. Plus it's just practical to know how to use chopsticks if a lot of restaurants and etc. only offer chopsticks

>>10843305
I can't think of a single food that is easier to eat with chop sticks over a fork.

>>10843243
I'll bet she enthusiastically sucks her husband's cock dry every night the lucky bastard

>>10843312
Do you think that's because you are letting your poor dexterity cloud your judgement? Or because you're just not very widely traveled and haven't experiened much cuisine?

Chopsticks are a lot more precise or selective than a fork. They're great for dishes where you have to eat around inedible garnishes and whole spices.

>>10843334
>you have to eat around inedible garnishes and whole spices.
Why would you make a dish with something inedible? Sounds to me like Asians are just retarded all around.

>>10842667

>>10843347
>Why would you make a dish with something inedible?
It looks nice, and it saves effort compared to other methods of getting the same flavor into a dish.

Take that pic for example. Sure you could use ground powder or chili oil to bring the same level of heat but it wouldn't taste the same.

>>10843320
that title made me think it was gonna be ja/ck/

>>10843347
it's edible you fucking pussy

I know you guys are all weebs but does every god damn webm have to be boring as shit Asian food?

>>10843437
No.

>>10843372
why is it so stiff?

>>10843441
I want the weebshit back

>>10843451
My Man!

>>10843213
>tails still on

>>10842426
Why do you think the freshmen 15 exists despite students being poor

>>10842511
I like this guys music but holy fuck he's cringe af, his music vids are just as bad.

>>10843556
I generally find steak houses and steak to be utterly boring, but holy shit I want a steak now

>>10843592
You have a sous vide, right? You can get steakhouse-quality shit for like $10-$15.

>>10843622
>$10-15
Lol. That doesn't even cover the cost of a half-decent cut of meat

>>10843437
>>10843371
One Ja/ck/ steak comin' in close!

>>10843166
I made some OC so I don't have to be "that" guy.

>>10842492
>filename
good job anon

>>10843656
Christ I've never seen a man so scared of oil

>>10842399
>asking the worker whats your favorite thing
>points to the most expensive thing
how dumb

>>10843656

>>10843656
RIP Hack's arm

>>10843689
Nasty

>>10842511
I am unreasonably angry after watching this.

>>10843700
I mean, if 7 bucks is your idea of expensive.

>>10843689

Why is the meat black...

Err i mean, why are all the pieces "meat of color?

>>10842425
cute babo
imagine at this age other children throw spaghetti on the floor

>>10843443
Look how fatty that meat is.

>>10843874
u mad?

>>10843980
Really makes you think about if we really need all those damn kitchen utensils.
African tribesman are so wise and crafty.

>>10843395
>this enhances your chance of stroke by 43%

>>10843443
it saw your mom voluptuous motherly body
i just wanna hug her forever dude

>>10843875
>filename
>not "prolapsed steak"
One job

>>10843656
Good thing he's got those one handed spice grinders eh

>>10843999
checked

>>10843371
>>10843999

>>10843999
impressive
very nice

>>10844013
when jack is frightened he will sometimes teleport away from hot kitchen appliances

>>10843138
don't worry they drench it in over salty sauce so you're eating dry, leathery textured pork that's also soggy.

>>10844013
Why is this video absent from his channel?

>>10843999

because i want to fit in

>>10843668
based filename poster

>>10842492
Step aside little fuccboi

>>10842784
if it was a girl she'd get views for doing nothing

its a guy so he had yo be creative with the aesthetics

cooking youtube girls don't need aesthetics because they have tits

>>10844221

Love how he doesn't wash anything and uses the dudes bread to clean the grill first. What a pajeet pro.

>>10842397
As usual, all I can think about when I see this dude is how much his eyes scream "merciless killing machine"

>>10842425
Disgusting Amerifats.

>>10843700
She didn't buy that Hustler hat, she earned it.

>>10843368
>it saves effort
Is is saving effort if you have to exert effort to avoid inedible ingredients?

>>10842425
does anyone have that gif of that small asian girl eating noodles.

>>10843988
Yes he just said so

>>10844454
Not sure what you are looking for

>>10843166
Checked and agreed

Sadly we will never see new webms on /ck/ because of autism

>>10842511
I bet he thinks he's cool.

Reddit, the person

>>10844472
lol ur mad af

>>10844473
I'd love to see that come out of her.

>>10844454
Not noodles but have fish instead.

>>10842397
i saw this guy eat with some other vlogger on a different channel and he didnt do that retarded head tilt thing when he ate stuff that tasted good.
why does he force this shit on his viewers?

>>10844328
>uses bread to clean the grill
and the customer doesnt even say anything

>>10843997
>>10843875
better yet
>prolapsed angus

>>10843451
what the hell is this? please tell me its some kind of japanese drama involving chefs.

>>10844958
im shocked, i was expecting the beef to still be raw in the middle. minus the shitty amount of mushrooms and the celery that was probably one of the best things jack has ever made.

>>10844328
Looks like he's using it to get some spicy or sauce off it.

>>10845020
Chinese movie about old/rural school cooking vs westernized cooking. at the end both work together to beat some international chefs. fucking sucks due to the Chinese media regulations shit

>>10845079
>fucking sucks due to the Chinese media regulations shit

what do you mean exactly? the movie itself is pretty bad because of chinese censorship?

>>10842422
Because he probably would. Either he never shows the bad stuff, or he fakes his expressions just to entice his viewers.

>>10842667
I can't get over how nice that wok looks. It's like it has a coat of glossy paint.

>>10845121
>and the onions are always red in India
Really? Because all Indian dishes seem to cook the fuck out of onions, and red onions are better suited to being cooked only briefly if at all.

>>10843334
Holy shit, that's a lot of peppers.
Are those rawits?

>>10842407
Holy shit that's terrible, just learn how to fucking cook.

>>10843372
Looks like he's searing it at rather low heat.
But not arguing if that's really the best steak in the world.

>>10842399
God I hate this douche.

>>10844974
unironically because millennials brainlessly eat that shit up.

>>10842405
>using your hands to manipulate molten sugar
Incoming lawsuits

>>10844169
add some green and it could pass as a ninja turtle as well.

>>10842407
>cheesy ramen
Why not just buy mac and cheese at that point?

>>10842405
meant for
>>10842407

>>10844328
It's all extra flavor my fwiend.

>>10842676
I hope and wish people like this die a very early death.

>>10842399
That is a lot of shit in that bucket

>>10844454

>>10845251
>tfw girlfriend has been talking about kids lately
D-don't tempt me bro

>>10845295
Sorry.

>>10842629

>>10842580
>>10842511
>>10842407
die in fire

>>10843017

>>10844485

>>10844991
LEL

>>10845295
Yeah, that would suck big time. Think of all the good times you'd have. What a bummer.

>>10845326
When I see a girl who has to use her feet because she has no hands I always wonder, same as any sane man would; are the footjobs amazing or do they just feel like handjobs?

>>10845359
They feel like footjobs you retard.

>>10845359
>are the footjobs amazing or do they just feel like handjobs?
Maybe they're so amazing that they FEEL like handjobs...

>>10844221
It took me a while to understand that in these kinds of countries food like this isn't just a snack for drunk people on their way home but actually as good as "eating out" gets.

Is there a sub-genre of mukbang where instead of eating food they drink beer after beer after beer and we get to watch as they get progressively drunker until they start vomiting?

>>10843990
Sure if you like wasting like 70% of the product by cooking in the sand instead of on metal or clay.

>>10843990
This is why leftists will never make communism work.

>>10843320
Why do they always slice it up for fucks sake

>>10843990
Thanks for working this in a way that reminded me of the Wise Elders.
Haven't watched it in a h'while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>10844523
BASED

>>10845323

i hate these cunts who stay skinny after eating that much chocolate

>>10845451
wow. is there anything this 'man' can't fuck up?

>>10842425
Pretty adorable

>>10842676
Exercise big, gotta eat big. Makes sense, but why do you gotta eat like a starved animal shoveling food into your mouth like it's gonna disappear if you don't eat it fast enough?

>>10845451
Wat in the fuck

>>10845530
>>10845468
@45 bottom middle :)

>>10842788
based filename poster

The Family

>>10844991

>>10845620
This is that restaurant where the whole schtick is "eating here will fucking kill you and you're retarded for giving me your money"

>>10842397
The triangle mouth he makes and his fucking claw hands make me so angry

>>10845623
America is disgusting

>>10844404
FUK..., true

>>10842407
>wow take a look at the super amazing lifehacks our team has invented!
>oh wait actually it's just noodles with cheese

Buzzfeed never ceases to suprise me with their stupidity.
Also, the thought of people watching this and genuinely percieving it as a sort of lifehack makes me sick.

>>10845635
?

>>10844991

>>10844422
Shifting effort from cook to consumer. Makes sense in some scenarios, not so much in others.

>>10845214
jealous much s'oyboy?

>>10843580
Wait is this actually Deadmaus? Lmao. Well that's good, because I thought it was some faggot stealing his shtick. Still uber Rebbit, though.

>>10845152
I'm pretty sure when my Indian friend made me an Indian dish once, he used yellow onions. Could be remembering wrong, though. Maybe that was all I had at the time.

>>10842676
>washing it down with five cans of energy drinks, despite his meme ass slogan including being healthy
>clearly the energy drink companies are sponsering him since he has the labels facing the camera
Glad he got cancer, what a dumb asshole sellout. He is lucky he didn't just die of cardiac arrest.

>>10845526
Because he's formerly a competitive eater and that's what they do?

>>10845526
Because he's trying to do it fast, dumbby

>>10845957
He's not advertising anything, that meal (complete with Monsters) is what was reported to be what Michael Phelp's would eat in a day. Some people said it was impossible do he did it in one sitting to show it's not that unrealistic.

>>10842492
LAWL @ that file name. Upvote

>>10846004
>one of the best professional eaters in the world, who makes a living eating a shitton of food in one sitting and whose stomach can probably expand three times as big as a normal person's, can eat this huge meme meal
>therefore, a professional athlete can too!
Ya, I'm not convinced.

>>10846069
Well, the professional eater eats it in one sitting, and the professional athlete eats it in one day.

And considering he's a world class athlete, it's fair enough.

>>10844991
10/10

>>10845114
you know how Chinese are about sucking themselves off? they basically say Western bad Chinese good, in a communist patriotic pathetic way

>>10846518
Ok but whats the movie name then

>>10843372
>>10843320
This steak looks like it was prepared by a robot, from the insemination of the cow's mother, all the way up to it's plating.

>>10845214
Dost he have aids or cancer?

>>10846552
cook up a storm

>>10845295
Faggot. Hope she leaves you

>>10846587
Thanks fren

>>10845161
All that bullshit and these literal faggots are just making a chip butty? Is this a gay porno?

>>10845295
PROCREATE

>>10846605
Well youre eating a sandwich with the word butt in it
So yeah. Pretty sure everyone who eats that is gay

>>10843972
It's smoked

1_Food on poles is what they sell
2_Boats grouped together are Family
3_Wait WTF...she sells BEER, what time is it? :)

>>10843437

>>10843459
Yep. That's Asia.

>>10842397
Why does he act like he spermed his pants every time he puts food in his mouth?

>>10843351
>Vietnamese street trash convince dumb white guy to eat worms in fried shit

>>10845326
I would fuck her in half just to say I did it

>>10844991

https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>10845436
yo get that man sum milk!

>>10845451
Best part is when they bring it to your table and inform the waiter that you had actually ordered the porterhouse.

>>10842823
NOTHING FEELS LIKE HOOOOME

>>10846753
I've noticed the guides, on these tours are reluctant to taste any of the the food they suggest to foreigners?

>>10843700
>>10842399
He addresses that in the video.
>I see your favorite item on the menu is the most expensive one

>>10846725
>>10846719
>>10846782
why do you hate /ck/ so much?
what has it ever done to you?

>>10846875
Because of
>>10843437
Do your own?
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>10845121
>Loads of butter
>Loads of peas
>Loads of spices
No wonder why indians have to shit everywhere on every occasion

>>10843631
>muh dry aged wagyu

Sounds like you just live somewhere with a shit economy making meat more expensive

Owner killed himself...?

>>10846994
Nobody said you need to go full retard, but $10-15 barely pays for a cut of USDA Choice worthy of the name "steak".

At the bare minimum you're going to want Prime, and that's going to be about $20 before you've even started talking dry aged.

$15 US for 2lb of shrimp..., how did I do?

>>10847010
It depends on where you go honestly, I'm big on the whole grass fed, dry-aged thing, so I generally buy a half or quarter beef from a local farm, age it in a beer-fridge-turned-meat-locker. Restaurant quality beef for about $3-4/lb, although big upfront cost (like a thousand bucks for a half beef)

But I will totally concede if you're just buying a precut steak from a grocery store or butcher, 10-15 bucks aint gonna get you anything to write home about

>>10847049
depends.
>farm raised in some sewage lagoon in asia
you got ripped of, big time.

>any shrimp with sodium metabisulfite
overpaid here too

>wild caught gulf shrimp with no chemicals added
Good price, assuming not 40/lb preshelled.

>>10845203
personal injury lawsuits are only a ridiculous thing in the us

>>10847067
Certainly, yes. But I doubt even 1/1000 buy whole sides of beef like you do so there's not much reason to bring it up. The average joe is going to be going to the supermarket to buy pre-cut steaks.

I consider mysef a pretty hardcore amateur cook. I make my own sausage, cure my own meats, and get a lot of meat from hunting. I do buy whole hogs from small heritage farmers but I don't buy a whole side of beef at at time.

>>10847084
30% off at the time, so not that bad?
I'm sure it was
>farm raised in some sewage lagoon in asia
Just enjoy,and not buy again THNX.

>>10842492
I came here for this.

>>10843471
just eat them you baby

>>10847006
>that'll be 300 euro, please

You mean I don't get to eat the whole steak?

The true egg king has arrived. Bow down, peasants.

>>10847115
no but you do get 14 other plates of food for your 300 euros so don't act like you'd be leaving hungry.

>>10846518
>american movies are pro american
ok
>chinese movies are pro chinese
this is unacceptable

>>10846858
His happiness is heartwarming

>>10845323
Truly the patrican candy

>>10847119
christ almighty

>>10847127
Is this the same fucking restaurant that makes you cook the fucking egg?

>>10847190
>300 euros
>makes you cook your own egg
Which dumbass restaurant does this?

>>10847198
Noma, in fucking Copenhagen.

And it's not 300 euros. It's something like 1400.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg

Look at this pretentious fuck! "oh, I have an egg that you cook yourself! And I serve it with a potato chip! And garnish it with some weeds I picked from my yard."

>>10847236
Pretty sure they don't use Euros in Denmark.

>>10847006
>with sugar kelp and tasty paste
Just about what I expected from a guy with that face and haircut

>>10842397
I want to follow this guy around and continuously wack him with a waffle bat

>>10847247
And yet you ignore the fact that this faggot is charging people money to cook a fucking egg in his restaurant.

And has the fucking gall to say that most people don't know how to crack a fucking egg.

This guy needs to get his head out of his ass, pronto!

>>10847436
>And yet you ignore the fact that this faggot is charging people money to cook a fucking egg in his restaurant.
I'm not that dude, but what's your problem exactly?

High end dining isn't about "fuel", it's about entertainment. It's an experience. Hanging out with your friends and "cooking" at the table is fun. And it's not like you're doing any actual 'work' since everything is brought to the table for you.

You sound like the kind of person who bitches about why concert tickets are expensive when you could just download the album.

>>10843351
>uhhhhhh huhuhuhuh gREEEEEEEEdlecakes

>>10842407
>college hacks
In other words the cheapest food you can afford?
>marshmallows, Oreos, fucking NUTELLA
So, not cheap at all.
What the Hell is the point here, again?

>>10847462
NO EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PRICED FOR MATERIAL COSTS AND NOTHING OUT

WHY DO PAINTINGS COST MORE THAN THE PRICE OF CANVAS AND PAINT

>>10847558
only like 3000 calories

>>10842397
why am i so angry after watching this?

>>10847562
If only there was a way to segment a sandwich in order to feed more than one person

We can put a man on a moon, yet we still cant somehow divide a sandwich

>>10842766
Graduated in 2009, nice try though.

>>10847578
>implying the point of making a giant BBQ sandwich was to share

>>10847562
based and redpilled caloriecountinglad

>>10847562
They even cut it up at the end!

Did you even watch the thing!?

I know Tasty is trash, but this is one of the least worse things they've done!

>>10847591
>cream cheese visible in the thumbnail

didn't even click on it

>>10847581
>cringey lefty virtue signaling

>>10847612
It's not that bad, just danishes...

>>10842622
Imagine being this dumb, probably some 30 year old boomer who thought community college was a good idea. Most college kids don't know how to cook. At least in my experience, most learn how to cook reasonably well about halfway through college

>>10842676
Imagine being this much of a waste.

>>10847551
Are they trying to kill their viewers?

>>10847612
When at first I read the cream cheese complaints about tasty, I figured it was just the usual exaggeration, but god damn it's like John's cayenne to them. They put it in everything.

>>10847690
Imagine being this upset that college life is different between campuses.

>>10847731
Yeah, but cayenne doesn't add a gazillion calories...

>>10842667
>plan to make chicken fried rice for the first time tonight
>find out too late that there's a cheat
fuck you based chinkman

>>10847572
Because he is an incubus who will visit you tonight and feed on your soul

>>10844394
He looks like a sadist

>>10847752
Wasn't commenting on John, just saying it's like their signature thing.

>>10842407
never do anything buzzfeed says you should do

>>10843554
cause my food plan was all you can eat twice a day and I drank an insane amount of beer.

>>10842745
>10842745
TLDR
modern religion is stupid

>>10845957
>Glad he got cancer
i'm sure you're a sining gem of humanity

>>10843328
I hope so

>>10843334
What is inedible in this picture?

Looks good to me

>>10843441
>perfect burger.
nope

>>10843460
damn
effective

>>10842511
Holy hell I cringed hard.

>>10845173
who is this thot?

>>10845590
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10842566
>when GOMAD isn't enough

>>10846719
>>10846725
>actually isn't doing that dumb head-tilt eye-roll movement
>actually has normal if not slightly exaggerated reactions
Would make more sense if the food he bit into didn't look so mediocre, but huh.

>>10847006
>not searing the fat cap
reee

>>10843990
>teeth fall off at 30 due to spend whole life chewing sand
Yeah really makes you think.

>>10843437
>Not contributing
>Complaining about free content
Huh?

>>10848136
FUCK
Take the sticker off first ... jesus jack

>>10847236
that is some pretty pretentious bullshit, and I hate it. That coming from a pretentious music loving asshole.

>>10847009
idgi

>>10847105
Does he have down's syndrome or something?

>>10848210
that's why it didn't work, bro

>>10847119
la creatura...

>>10845451
He missed the first piece of butter lmao

>>10848366
I'm happy that this webm proves to me that I can't be 100% desensitized

that thing will always freak me out

>>10844221

i love his one handed technique

>>10842407
Bitch, you don't use milk for cheesy ramen, just get a block of cheese and grate it over the noodles. Fucking shredded cheese product.

>>10842399
Mexico did better with the doritos and maruchan

>>10848374
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner.

>>10848517
Ramen with Tapaito, Doritos?

Eating With My DAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMlITdf3w-o

>>10845295
Shut up, faggot.

>>10843312
I actually now can't eat salad without chopsticks. It's a great tool to grab large bites and even the smaller ones. Forks suck when eating thin foods. Chopsticks lets you grab all you want, small or big.

Maybe try it out. It's preferred for noodles and leaves for me.

>>10842492

How does egg get out without break man?

>>10848796

>>10843556

rare to see things from my country in ck

>>10842399
>and a spoonful of corn
oh korean tostilocos. now it makes sense.

>>10845941
yeah dude its totally deadmaus

>>10848980

>>10845173
i think she has bulimia
that would explain a lot about this mukbang stuff

>>10842622
I always find it strange how much of an outcast I am in University, coming from a parentless, poor background, and I still find the money to cook proper meals.

>>10843980
The tribe is looking like it's the first time she ever did something like this
>wtf you old bitch, stop wasting our food! Why is the white dude smiling?