/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10842074
Fill with water add two drops of food coloring and place your rainbow bottles on the window for all to see.

>>10842091
I was thinking of just making silly potion decorations, yes. Was also thinking of making some flavored oils and putting it in them but I don't know how long those last.

>>10842074
Purple drank, then RP as lean ghetto wizard

>>10842074

use to store mead.

mmmmm mead.

>>10842074
Grain alcohol, food coloring, don a wizard hat and run around town offering sips to people or drink it all yourself.

>>10842107
>>10842091
>>10842183
Roasties should be permanently banned from here, no exceptions.

>>10842320
Funny meme, bro. Not everyone is a female or Redditor on /ck/ though.

Go for a walk and see if you can spot some poppies. They grow everywhere here in Northern Europe.
Pick some and make laudanum.

>>10842074
Your strongest potions.

>>10842337
Only 95% of cu/ck/s are.

>>10842074
Make a tincture. I have a lemon balm and skull cap one for my anxiety. Take a small sip every morning. Itd be way more fun from a bottle like that

>>10842372
Wouldn't it make more sense to store actual medical tinctures in tinted glass bottles? Clear glass lets through a lot of light which will degrade things.

>>10842387
Idk I was just trying to help. Maybe you should kill yourself if you hate my advice so much

>>10842372
Can you explain what you mean? Do you use grain alcohol to extract THC and just dilute as much as you can into a flavored drink? What's up with this? I'm about to find me a great deal here soon, and I need to get the most out of what I can.

fill it with bleach and then drink that bleach

>>10842372
>anxiety

catch fartbubbles in the bathtub

>>10842416
Whoa, it looks like you let your "anxiety" get out of hand again. Best take another sip of your tincture before you post again

Please stop yelling at each other

>>10842787

>>10842828
SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY

>>10842074
Make a potion of invisibility (3:00)

>>10842416
I wasn't trying to insult you, I was asking what the logic was behind your suggestion in case I was missing something.

>>10842758
A tincture is just an extraction from a plant made with alcohol. Imagine like tea or coffee but using alcohol instead of water. You can extrat THC since it is alcohol soluble. The stronger the alcohol the better it will work.

see if they can withstand boiling water

>>10842074
Make "health potions" and sell them at conventions for $10 each

>>10842387
True. Brown glass is best, but I store it in a dark place already desu. Also >>10842416 wasnt me

this >>10843113

you could literally brew them, fruit juice and yeast, in the latter stages of brewing siphon it into the flask and cork it tightly, it should get very fizzy in the bottle

15 grams of sugar per liter is roughly equivalent to 1% alcohol content if 100% is converted, so if you keep it under 50 grams it should turn into wine/cider

use different color fruit juices and add food coloring, maybe coffee for energy potions

>>10843173
shouldn't rather

>>10842758
Tinctures are medicinal plants that you store in alcohol to extract flavors and medicinal effects from. The usual alcohol used is brandy or vodka. They can actually taste really damn good sometimes

>>10843177
What kind of plants would be used?

>>10842074

mana potions tee hee

>>10842074
Infused oils. Experiment with things like rosemary, garlic, etc.

>>10842320
Faggot.

>>10842776
Couldn't he just mix the bleach with his urine?
>>10842074
Liqueur

>>10842074
fancy decanter for liquor, ink, or this >>10842175

>>10842074
Store your absinthe

>>10843235
botulism bombs. good call.

>>10842074
Health and mana potions

Health potion can maybe be scotch with red food coloring

Mana can be semen

>>10843109
lol I remember that dumbass that put boiling water in pic related and made a thread about it.

Are you that dumbass?

>>10843538
n..no

>>10843409
You refrigerate them? Sure, they cloud up a bit, but you just let them sit out for 20 minutes and they're room temp and clear again.
>he doesn't make his own italian dressing
lame

>>10843560
HAhahahahaha

>>10842074
MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER

>>10843196
Anything really. A well known one (arguably not a tincture, but close enough) is creme de menthe. Upping the plant matter to alcohol ratio, and using 95% food grade ethanol, and heating rather than simply soaking, followed by a reduction in the liquid will result in a much thicker tincture, close to a syrup in consistency.

>>10843633
recipe?

>>10843633
>vitimins

>>10843680
That's the only thing you noticed in there? Every other word in that fucking thing is misspelled. It was clearly written by a 10 year old, or a woman.

>>10843714
sorry, I should have been more thorough in my crotique to meet the standards befitting such a classy board

>>10843714
The only other spelling error I can see is "electrolites".

>>10842074
jolly rancher vodka

for me, it's tito's

>>10843763
>american education

>>10843591
you should be embarrassed to the point of self harm.

>>10843650
I'm told the method of administering a tincture is to hold a drop or two under your tongue for as long as you can. Can you confirm this?
And if you could use a higher grade of alcohol, like Everclear, could you essentially produce a thinner result that you could mix with cocktails instead of seeping your herb in a alcohol for days?

>>10843788
It's spelled 'electrolytes', faggot.

>>10842074
Jenkem

>>10843881
That's an oral method, yes. They can also be used in other ways for other things. Some tinctures are appled topically.

You want to use the highest concentration alchohol possible; it makes the extraction of many things more efficient. Take cannabis for example; THC is poorly soluble in water. Using vodka works, but poorly. Using, say, everclear instead is far more potent.

Keep in mind that many tinctures taste awful so the stronger you can make them the smaller amount of vile-tasting crap you have to put in your mouth.

>>10843902
>american reading comprehension

>>10843196
Depends on what you want out of it

>>10842091
Don't do this it makes mayo gas!

>>10843409
Garlic is antimicrobial I believe. Also oil makes the growth of most bacteria extremely unlikely

>>10842074
red, green and blue liquors

I'd never do it but I've always wanted to get some of these and fill them with appropriately colored gatorade or punch, and dress up as a potion seller at some LARP event giving them out as health and mana potions

>>10844011
good way to get botulism. ignorance is one hell of a drug.

>>10844011
Yeah you can do it for a day or two but no longer that’s how you fucking die anon. The ones you by in the store have been pasteurized or otherwise treated

>>10843301
Numale cuck

>>10844457
I'll douche your asshole with anon's botulism oil.

>>10842074
Mixing up a few health potions is always a good option

Better then when this was posted on /b/, they said cum

>>10842074
Potions of healing. What else would you use them for.

>>10844410
>>10844431
Ive done it multiple times with no ill effects. How do you think they make infused oils? Just curious

>>10842074
Meth

>>10844556
Potions of rejuvenation.

>>10843633
>>10843671
>>10843680
DMAA is banned now, but this is basically just pre-workout from 5 years ago. I suppose you could just buy PWO and try to find some DMAA powder.

>>10844580
garlic will give you death botulism in oil

>>10844585
>Implying I need mana.
What do I look like, some sort of faggot wizard, or something?

Tincture sounded cool so I did that. Had whiskey, basil and mint so that's in there. Hope I don't die.

>>10842074
meth pipe

Use it to store dressings and vinaigrettes and condiments etc.

>>10844922
>not a mechanical keyboard

>>10844990
I don't even know what that is. People just tell me it's one that has non-flat keys which is what this one has. This keyboard was like 20 bucks and has lasted me probably 5+ years. It's a good keyboard. It's starting to die though so I should get a new one.

>>10844922
Dope. Try neutral grain alcohol next time if you get the urge

>>10845018
Alrighty, so I just shake this one every day or two and take little sips once a day or so after like 3 weeks right? I assume since it's in alcohol my chances of getting botulism are pretty low

>>10845054
Pretty much. Easy stuff. Itll probably taste pretty solid too

>>10842074
meth. just cook meth.

>>10844922
OP where did you get this from? Sometimes these kinds of bottles are just for decoration and aren't food safe. It could be made with lead, etc.

>>10844831
You're a fool if you don't use at least a little mana.

>>10844831
>he doesn't use utility in his setup
lmao

>>10845766
bad news dude, all glass contains lead.

>>10844009
mayo gas isn't deadly. It's ketchup gas that kills you.

>>10846249
No it doesn't. Borosilicate glass (pyrex) contains no lead.

>>10846266
it does so, just less of it

also pyrex stopped being borosil long ago, its now soda lime glass, still good but not as good, just cheaper

>>10842183
Based and redpilled

>>10842320
based and redpilled.

Jenkem.

>>10842091

Sell your 'potions' to passers by at a medieval reenactment fair.

>>10846272
OP clearly has borosilicate, not soda lime. Note the lack of the blue-green tint that soda lime has.

>>10842074
I'm going into battle and I want your strongest potions

>>10846282
>>10846293
Anon can you explain why you wanted to delete your post just so you could make the B not capitalized but still add a period? It didn't seem worth the effort

>>10842074
Use them to infuse oils and vinegar. They are super easy to make, look fancy, and taste good as well.

>>10842074
fill with holy water (garlic powder + water) and throw it at goth kids

>>10842074
A fish bowl.

>>10842074
I think with long matches, the kind used to light up gas stoves, you could make some nice lamps with those.

>>10842320
so you gone suck my cock, if u ban all the roasties?!

>>10842787
>>10842829

>>10842091
i filled some empty liquor bottles with water and highlighter pen ink once.
i put them on a shelf under a black light and it looked sick.
literally looked better than the bar my boomer uncle spent thousands to build.

>>10842787
This. I have a decade old bottled fat that I'm saving for a special occasion, worth the investment imo

>>10842074
Make one of those smoke infused cocktails.

>>10847344
how they act all serious about catching farts is so cute