/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10841007
It's real. Her son however is a method actor:

https://youtu.be/Isxgnl7nNqM

>>10841007
She's part of the lowest rung of british society. theyre not known for their culinary skills. I think they think the rest of the country is like them and understands the same point of references as they do. Just watch jeremy kyle

Aright Ziggy? Ere's ya suppa pal.

I can't comprehend her 'big mac' video. She must have eaten a big mac before, so how can she think what she produced tasted anywhere near similar or okay?!/

Kay is an inspiration to us all.
She is shit, she knows she's shit but she keeps trying.

She obviously has absolutely no knowledge of adequate cooking practices, nor the equipment and space, yet she still keeps trying.

>>10841065
It was literally just a ton of ground beef fried in lard on a bun with butter. But she did put "My Way" in the title of the video. So I guess she is being honest.

I've never given her a watch but everytime I see her posted here, I imagine she must have the most northern monkey accent possible. Everything about her, from her looks to her poor cooking reputation, lends evidence that she may be from Tyne and Wear or somewhere near.

>>10841110
Fucking southern fairies

I love how after dozens of videos, they still don't know how to edit their footage and put it together in way that doesn't look like dog shit. I bet her son says "3... 2... 1... ACTION!" before pressing Record.

Her Creme Brulee recipe is a masterpiece.

>>10841172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHP5i7L6ph8
How does a person fuck up a creme brulee that bad?

>>10841199
oh god
how many of those likes and comments are sincere?

>>10841041
What breed of doggo is that?

>>10841208
Jack has a fan base of people telling him not to let the haters get him down. Despite being a complete retard. Idk if they're clueless or if it's like cheering for someone in the Special Olympics

>>10841007
As someone who grew up low middle class in a house where people don't know how to cook anything that's not frozen or overly simplified
Example my mom thought the easiest way to cook steak was in the oven at 350

https://youtu.be/tkDwqpPZjmg

the latest one isn't too bad actually

>>10841214
looks like some sort of sighthound

>>10841227
Same, my man. Family is dirt poor, mom thinks all meat should be blasted in the oven till it's dry as leather, no matter if it's beef, pork, chicken or fish. I lived on my own, learned to cook and now when I came back and try to give her advice she just gets angry and makes me look like in the crazy person

>>10841227
eek

>>10841218
at least Jack has semi-decent presentation, this woman's videos just reek of poverty

>>10841214
Greyhound

best part is that she's considered cooking a hobby since her school days and still can't do it at all
...is she /ourguy/??

>>10841110
>I've never given her a watch but everytime I see her posted here, I imagine she must have the most northern monkey accent possible
You must have seen her because you're spot on.

>>10841007
If you actually pay attention it's pretty obvious that she's taking the piss

>>10841380
seems wasteful

>>10841020
>boiled mess of brown and grey crap
Looks like traditional British cuisine to me.

>>10841227
How is being poor an excuse?

>>10841423
middle class isn't poor

>>10841077
Can you call it trying if she constantly makes the same mistakes and ends up with the same awful results? How does one get to their 40s or 50s without picking up any capacity to learn?

>>10841041
"for my tea I'm having..."
NEETBritbongs really talk like that? For my tea means lunch?

>>10841292
an uncle of mine is swimming in money but has similar living standards
rich people are eccentric

>>10841906
No, "tiffin" is what britbongs call lunch for some inexplicable reason, I guess just to sound utterly faggy.

>>10841007
Is she like the female ja/ck/?

>No, "tiffin" is what britbongs call lunch for some inexplicable reason, I guess just to sound utterly faggy.

>>10841906
The lower rungs of British society call the meal you would have around 1pm dinner, and the evening meal would be called tea.

>>10841007
I think it's a combination of both real and fake. I think she's a shitty cook, but her and her son both realized early on that the shitty cooking was what was drawing all of the attention. She's had plenty of time to improve her technique, but instead of utilizing the advice for the videos, she purposely taps into her old ignorance because it guarantees more subs.

>>10841979
Thanks.

>>10841953
>"tiffin" is what britbongs call lunch for some inexplicable reason
Tiffin is a dessert made with dried fruit and biscuit covered in chocolate, not lunch, you daft septic.

ITT Americans have no idea what phrases British people use

>>10841979
school dinners are eaten at lunch time
or you can have a packed lunch
therefore: it's a dinner if it's hot, and it's lunch if it's cold

>>10842048
why would they care?

>>10842073
I don't believe you.

>>10842076
They wouldn't. Americans have made it very clear that a little thing like ignorance won't stop them.

>>10842024
no, that's a triffle, tiffin is one of those metalic lunchboxes frome india.

>>10842112
Bongladeshi

>>10842108
you seem upset

>>10842112
Nah, a trifle (one F) is a layered dessert made from sponge cake, fruit, custard and cream. This is tiffin.

>>10842126
this looks delicious af

>>10842133
Unless you've got some bizarre aversion to one of the ingredients, there's nothing about it not to like. It's easy as fuck to make as well.

I went to London this year and had afternoon tea. It was so comfy! You britbongs don't know how good you have it.

>>10842146
Super comfy.

>>10841414
truth

>>10842146
You should try a Cornish cream tea at some point. Best enjoyed in a cosy little seaside tearoom.

>>10842151
Yeah, look at all those Brits

>>10842185
London is like 75% Chinese nowadays.

>>10842180
I will do that! Cornish means jam first then cream? You get some tea and scones rather than the whole afternoon tea stack (the scones are the best part, although the whole thing was comfy).

>>10842185
That's at my hotel, Brown's Hotel. So yeah lots of Asians, Muslims and Americans. There were brits though, I was just there kinda early (I had it at 1pm since I was hungry and it didn't get busy until 2-3pm).

>>10842108
>I DEMAND the world use and understand my arbitrary retarded terminology

>>10842195
Pretty much, yes. Cream tea is a pot of tea with scones, jam and clotted cream, which you may or may not have had with your afternoon tea. It's a very thick cream, almost the consistency of baked camembert, with a buttery crust on top.

>>10842187
when BBC says "asian", they mean pakis and pajeets, not actual chinks

>>10842207
>me murrikan, what I need stupid thing like right words for stuff

>>10842211
quite silly

but not as silly as sir billi

>>10842208
Yeah I had that clotted cream. It was super tasty. I want to start making scones and clotted cream at home. I hope I don't get fat.

>>10842211
My hotel was authentic Chinese and Japanese. Some Arabs since Ramadan had just ended. Zero pakis or pajeets.

>>10841906
In Northern England, it's breakfast, dinner, tea. We don't lunch, and as a northern monkey bastard I've never, ever heard of tiffin.
I can cook though because I'm not council scum like the reprobates in the video.

>>10841979
It isn't a class thing, it's a geographical thing. Everybody is different, for instance I've never eaten jellied eels washed down with a pint of shandy, but some poofs swear by it.

>>10841007
European cuisine, everyone.

I was talking to my mum about cooking the other day and she casually mentioned the fact she doesn't understand how to pan fry a salmon so she cooks it in the microwave for 5 minutes instead. Things like that make it very easy for me to believe that Kay isn't acting.

>>10841979
>the meal you would have around 1pm
Do people really wake up this early?

>>10842151
>server is the model anglo britbong
>customers exclusively asian except for one dried up husk of an alzheimers ridden petit bourgeoise woman thinking she's being aristocratic
Oh my, how terribly fitting!

>>10841973
>>10842024
>>10842112
>Tiffin is an Indian English word for a type of meal. It can refer to the midday luncheon or, in some regions of the Indian subcontinent, a between meal snack [1], or in South Indian usage, a light breakfast.[2] When used in place of the word "lunch", it does not necessarily mean a light meal.[3]

>In the British Raj, where the British custom of afternoon tea was supplanted by the Indian practice of taking a light meal at that hour, it came to be called tiffin.[4] It is derived from English colloquial or slang tiffing meaning to take a little drink, and had by 1867 become naturalised among Anglo-Indians in the north of the country to mean luncheon.[5]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffin

Oh fuck, bongs in full damage control to try to deny they have a faggy word for lunch. Fucking poofters!

>>10842943
now go to the UK and see how many people using "tiffin" to refer to lunch

>>10841041
>Feed the dog Kays "Cooking" as dinner
>Comatosed next shot
Dogs aren't supposed to be half dead after being fed

>>10843190
Perhaps that is what leads to his own lethargy. Without Kay's cooking he would be earning seven figures with a hot wife and 5 houses.

>>10843206
>Kay is poisoning her son and his dog to keep them weak dependent upon her
>Her entire channel is a ruse to insulate her from being punished if she's ever caught

>>10841077

she doesn't know she's shit. she's retarded.

>>10841199
>Slowly adds spoonfuls of sugar to the egg yolk
>Mixes cold cream with the egg yolk
>No water bath the for custard which led to them being improperly cooked
>Caramelized sugar inside oven which leads to them being burnt
It's understandable if she doesn't own a torch. But a few of those steps such as filling the pan up with water that the ramekins are in should be straight forward.

I'm glad that cunt and her furfag son have lost their meme status and views

Their wilful incompetence is literally offensive. Cunts