/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Polar seltzer > la crap

>>10833394
get some taste

La Croix tastes like it came from a sewage plant adjacent to an orchard.

>>10833344
Flavored Perrier is better.

>>10833470
You drink a lot of sewage plant stuff?

>>10833344
Key lime is the best LA Croix I've tried.

>>10833344
This shit is carbonated too heavily and it hurts my throat to drink

>>10833344
Drinking a lot of water.

>no mango
Mango is the best flavor, especially for summer.
Coconut reminds me too much of cheap rum, I can't drink it.

>>10833533
My individual. Tangerine and apricot are close seconds

i like the cola

fuck you guys, I got the lime lacroix and it tastes like fuck

>>10833544
looks warm

>>10833745
>not key lime
anon plz

>>10833763
forgot pic boix

>>10833771
can’t get any of the cheeky tallboys in canada

>>10833688

This

Apricot is king. I shall do single combat with all who disagree. Face me on the field of honor, knaves.

Wtf is la croix ive never seen it or had it?

>>10834064
sparkling water

>>10833844
key lime is regular size

>>10833688
Didn't think I'd like Mango but now it's up there with Blackberry Cucumber for me.

>>10834079
>literally just sparkling water
>all my normie coworkers rave about this shit
I don't understand...

Why don't you guys drink the superior sparkling water?

>>10833708
I actually enjoyed these, really great for mixing whiskey into, but refreshing enough to enjoy out of the can

>>10834095
the only flavours I’ve seen in my local london drugs which is the only place I can get la croix in my area is lime, lemon, peach pear and pamplemousse.
there’s more flavours online but I’m not ordering fucking sparkling water off of amazon.

Why are you drinking carbonated gasoline?

>>10834947
shut the fuck up faggot I’ll slit you’re throat neck
I bet you’ve had like three dr. pepper in the last 12 hours
I’ll s

>>10834918
you should hit up the store buyer and ask if you can get in on the next order. key lime is the business

>>10834991
I might actually, I really want to try coconut and tangerine too

I support my far right brothers by purchasing Sanpellegrino Italian sparkling beverages.

>>10835018
>sugar
fuck off

>>10835025
What are you, gay?

>>10835033
no but this is clearly a calorie-free sparkling water thread
if I was going going to chug sugar water it’d be cherry coke not chinotto bullshit

>>10834079
Based water

>>10835046
Sugar free sugar flavor is literally cancer, it would be better if you chugged your corn drink instead.

>>10835059
But several examples in this thread don't use artificial sweeteners either. It's literally just sparkling water + flavor

>>10835076
Oh I see, "flavor", MSG is also a "natural flavor".

>>10835059
there’s no sweeteners in la croix you dumb fuck
it’s water and natural flavors

>>10835086
>msg is literal cancer
fall on a sharp rock faggot

>>10835101
>there’s no sweeteners in la croix
>natural flavors
Yeah, bullshit. Tell me what the "natural flavors" are.

>>10835105
>MSG is not sodium
>my sweeteners aren't artificial, they are natural but they are also not sugars
Let's get to the bottom of this, what makes this drink sweet if not sugar?

>>10835106
>>10835113
from the website, which took my five seconds to find because I’m not a retard:
>The flavors are derived from the natural essence oils extracted from the named fruit used in each of our LaCroix flavors. There are no sugars or artificial ingredients contained in, nor added to, these extracted flavors.
La Croix isn’t sweet but the natural flavors are satisfying and it almost tricks you like you’re drinking a sweet beverage because the natural flavors are so refreshing
>inb4 some faggot calls me a shill

>>10835127
>because I’m not a retard
And yet you find some truth in that ambiguous statement about "natural flavors", oh and you aren't a shill either. Are you sure you aren't a retard then?

>>10835139
it’s called the FDA and other like agencies

>>10835154
The FDA that allows "natural flavors" to be listed in the ingredients that obscure all controversial things like MSG? I'm not convinced your "natural flavors" aren't highly processed sugar substitutes just like MSG is a highly processed flavor ingredient.

>>10835113
But it's not sweet

>take carbonated water
>Squeeze some lemon juice into it
>claim it's the same as the shit 30g of sugar a can pretending it's not soda

Flip off

>>10835227
>b-but muh msg which has been proven as completely harmless

>>10835227
Lemons have sugar in them, cuck.
>be a cuck
>claim nothing that's sweet has any sugar in it because the FDA ruled it's a "natural flavor"

>>10835239
>b-but my artificial sweeteners aren't artificial because the FDA claimed they were "natural flavors"

>>10835241
Sub one gram in a serving size doesn't need to be put on the can.

<1 gram vs 30 grams

Really comparable, sport.

>>10835248
Keep stomping your feet before the 'betus takes them away

>>10835248
>msg
>artificial sweetener
>sweetener
how much of an invalid are you?
im almost certain you’re just a contrarian faggot or a pibb xtra shill>>10835248

>>10835254
>30 grams of sugar in a can of soda
Wow, a lying exaggerating gay man, not much of a surprise. Die slow.

>>10835258
How much of a retard are you to pretend your "natural ingredients" are any different from Asians highly processing their MSG that would fit in the same category?

>>10835294
Of the exact flavor you posted. This man is confirmed to be a San pellegrino shill on a smear campaign to damage the image of our beloved La Croix

>>10835294
you referred to msg as a sweetener, I can’t take another you say as an informed opinion

>>10835311
No I referred to it as a "natural flavor", the sugars in la croix are also a "natural flavor". Think hard about whether this makes it good for you or not.

>>10835328
riddle me this
what would you rather drink a la croix or a coca cola, based purely on how it would affect you physically?
you’d say la croix, right? which is why everyone her is discussing it so fervently.

>>10835348
>la croix
But I know Sanpellegrino is much better than that. I would spend my money on what is better.

>>10835361
and again, that’s your personal preference, but as stated it’s full of sugar, which is considerably worse for you than msg, and it’s not even a discussion, but you gravitate immediatedly to “but m-muh msg” which of course isn’t natural but you still get hung up on it like it’s an apt argument against cane sugar.

>>10834889
Im no expert. This sparkling water has better bubbles. And no objectionable aftertaste. The bubbles are smaller and more "sharp" than other sparkling waters ive tried.

>>10835381
Sugar is a natural flavor too but san pellegrino doesn't hide its sugar content in a "natural flavor" label

>>10835394
oh yes I forgot msg is a proven contributor towards diabetes and heart disease

>>10835381
>but as stated it’s full of sugar, which is considerably worse for you than msg, and it’s not even a discussion
No, it is a discussion, a discussion you cannot win
> “but m-muh msg” which of course isn’t natural
Yes it is considered a "natural flavor"

>>10835165
because it's not sweet dummy

>>10835394
The entire dialogue is that la croix is a healthier alternative than a sugar-laden beverage. The fact that that one guy claimed MSG is natural doesn’t negate that fact. Can you fuck off?

>he doesn't buy Vimto remix.

>>10835446
Fuck off Nigel

>>10835433
>la croix is a healthier alternative than a sugar-laden beverage
Can you prove that? No you can't. Fuck off right now.

>>10835451
Ok i laughed

>>10835459
>sugar is better than sugar
present that to any doctor, let me know your findings.
>muh msg
I implore you to find a physician that recommends sugar soda over drug flavored sparkling water
>inb4 you mention monosodium glutamate like it’s anthrax

>>10835469
What the fuck is this post?

>>10835469
>sugar is better than sugar
>la croix is a healthier alternative than a sugar-laden beverage
So you don't believe in this retarded shit? Good luck to you.

>>10833344

Perrier or nothing you plebs.

>>10833745

Me too lol this stuff sucks

>>10834064
Imagine a lemon farting in salt water

>>10835492
This bitch has been my phone background for the last year and a half. I wish I could find more pics of her.

>>10835469
>promoting the use of barely studied drugs over natural sugar

How do you know the wonder drugs used to flavor La Croix won't have a similar negative impact like you claim sugar has

>>10835542
>reddit app
kill yourself

>>10835542
>worshiping some thot you will never know and who will never acknowledge your existence
I bet you'd just love watching her get railed by a pack of niggers running a train on her wouldn't you

>>10835542
Clear your emails and charge your phone you incel piece of shit.

>>10833344
It doesn't taste like anything except slightly carbonated water no matter what flavor you get.

>>10835861
your taste buds are broken then

>>10833344
Zevia is the thing to have. Look at all those pretty colors.

>>10834889

Something about the mineral content. Not better than Perrier or Pellegrino but wayyy better than La Croix.

>>10835018

SI SI SI SI SI SI

>>10835492
>>10835542

It’s a trap.

>>10835542

What a retarded desktop.

>>10835542
>4% battery
>facebook messenger
>400 unread emails
>reddit app
top wew

>>10835105
MSG is bad for the human body. PERIOD.

>>10835105
>sharp rock
huh?

>>10833470
nice epic r*ddit joke

>>10838304
You’re a fat retard boomer. PERIOD.

>>10833344
LA CROIX BOIX 2018

>>10838304
So you're saying that tomatoes are unhealthy. Gotcha.

Can you adopt a trip so I can filter your idiotic posts?

>>10838446
>tfw patrician taste

La Croix taste like shit.

>>10833344
Ran out of croix last night and haven't had a chance to reup. It's going to be a hard night at work brehs

>sipping on some mango flavoured 'Croix right now lads

just stocked up again, they’re on sale for $3.99 at london drugs for all you leaf /lacroixboixs/

I've only had key lime La Croix and it was very refreshing. What other flavors are good from La Croix or Perrier?

What's the best frugal alternative to the croy?

I want my sparkle sips, but I also want to keep my wallet thicc

>>10839226
>peach pear and grapefruit
top pleb

I didn't like LC until I had the lime one. That shit is great.


Who mixes their shit? I like mixing any random LC with juice.

>>10839245
aldi has some very good budget sips

>>10839091
My boix

>Not drinking the superior drink
I ain't even Canadian

>>10839472
Filthy deceptive leafs. You reach for the great cherry flavor and don't notice but you actually grabbed the much lesser raspberry flavor.

>>10835018
The lemon flavor is literally the best drink to grace mankind

>>10833344
I tried some of this trash, big mistake.

It's a worse meme than that monster energy crap.

Tasteless and awful.

>>10833763
I like the regular lime just fine, what's the difference between that and the key lime?

move aside

>>10833394
>living in the south
>always hear about polar
>move to the east coast a few weeks ago
i get it now

got a couple of 2 liters for my weekend. for canned i buy wegman's because i'm cheap.

>blocks your paths

>>10839253
Vodka sodas with LaCroix yo

>>10835018
>blood orange
Good shit. I get those by the case, and make cocktails with them.
Pomegranate is good too. Normal orange tastes like ass, lemon is a good go-to.

First for Peach/Pear best flavor.

>>10839558
>Tasteless
>Awful
Unironically pick one.

>he doesn't rate gerolsteiner

>That 30 year old boomer who doesn't drink sips and sparkling water 24/7 all year round

>>10838277
tried this and it tasted like shit. diet drinks are superior.

>>10840853
Regular drinks half as often is superior.

>>10834079
Mynigga.jpg

>>10833344
All these plebs requiring (((flavor))) to enjoy a refreshing sip
Here's a patrician's drink at a patrician's price

>>10838294
>It’s a trap.
No way.

>>10841936
>oregano water
no thx lorenzo

>>10833344
ftfy

>>10835165
MSG is fine.

>>10842138
>seltzer
I’m not Jewish though

Hey! Come join the fun!
>>10841520

>>10842155
You may as well be shilling La Soy

>state of this entire thread

Stand aside

>>10842171
>drinking poorfag water

>>10842131
Fuck off coastie with your new fangled ((((herbs)))) and commie flavors

>>10842171
Fuck off with your seltzer, kike
This thread is for sparkling water only

Cos I’m not a pussy.

>>10842138
>>10833394
>>10839599
Only anons with taste in this thread.

>>10835059
>>10835106
i dont know what happened in this trainwreck part of the thread but lacroix and other sparkling water like polar or klarbrunn dont use artificial sweeteners like stevia or aspartame. i cant stand the taste of artificial sweeteners. also dasani pineapple is godly

>>10833688
I can objectively appreciate mango flavored stuff, but for me is the one of the nastiest things I've ever tasted.
Something about it is just seems to be artificial and overly sweet.

>>10833482
yeah

>>10844010
I’m a leaf and even I know that shot is revolting

>>10844065
Anon just got triggered that he looked dumb for posting sugary drinks in a sparkling water thread

>>10834867
>mure pepino
My nigger

>>10844065
>go buy some sparkling water real fast at a gas station without looking
>it has fucking artificial sweeteners in it.
Fucking why? They taste nasty enough in soda, in seltzer they're unbearable.

>>10844065
They just got Dasani Pear/Kiwi at our stores here and it is AMAZING. Also, Dasani Blood Orange and Bubly Grapefruit is pretty damn good. I used to like La Croix but the actual flavoring is so light that its just boring to me.

>>10833344
based and redpilled lacroixlads

>>10842748
>paying extra for soy branding

>>10835059
>americans

>>10847460
>soy branding
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It's just water.

>>10847686
Designed to appeal to boomers and soyboys. See anything “craft” or “artisinal” or any gimmick food

>>10847696
That's a pretty vague answer considering soyboy is has basically become the catch all term for "people who do things I don't like."

>>10847726
>That's a pretty vague answer considering soyboy is has basically become the catch all term for "people who do things I don't like."

>>10847744
Never saw that coming.

Faggots, all of you.

>>10847802

>>10847802
>not getting the superior iced tea with lemon

diet coke

>>10833394
My nigger

>>10835105
I don't understand why we have to wish death upon one another over differences of opinion, that just seems gratuitous, maybe I should quit 4chan...it was fun for a while

>>10833344
hope yall bought the 24 pack for the 4th of july weekend

>>10833394
fpbp

>>10848434
6 bucks at Sam's. Too bad it came with 6 lemons, which aren't my favorite, but I'll probably end up mixing those with lemonade

>>10848392
>.t boomer

how do you make an orange milkshake without the milk curdling?

>>10833344

new to the game. this white shit is so cash

>>10834079
The lime and lemon flavors are great.

>>10835018
The stuff is great, but contains massive amounts of sugar. Not comparable to sparkling water or seltzer.

>>10842138
i came here to post this. Move over faggits, Polar master race, on the move.

>>10844065
Stevia isn't artificial. It is absolutely vile, though, I'll give you that.

>>10849725
Enjoy your Fresca

Ultimate summersip.

Just a hot tip, Kroger has a new pink grapefruit flavor, its fucking delicious.

>>10833344
Pretty sure only gays drink that (which means it's disgusting).

For me, it's Perrier with a cheeky lemon slice

>>10847744
You're posting from a soi device. Don't you understand that you retarded, effeminate hypocrite? No actual man uses Apple products.

>>10847802
>lite
Too much of a queer to drink Arizona Sweet Tea?

>>10833394
POLAR ORANGE DRY MY NIGGA

>>10833344
New seasons has this cool as shit ginger water.