/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nobody steams burgers.

>>10830225

>>10830229
i always wondered why white castle patties are 100% uniform grey. thats disgusting.

>>10830187
Can you guess what my secret ingredient is, /ck/?

>>10830544
Here's a pic of the full plate, but you still can't see the secret ingredient...

>>10830544
>>10830556
Pee?

>>10830577
Heavens no

>>10830582
>paper plate

>>10830581
Sugar?

>>10830598
No but you're getting warmer. You're close.

Honey.

>>10830626
Nope, colder.

>>10830187
I'll give you a hint. I used the same secret ingredient on this burger too.

>>10830612
CUM

>>10830674
Colder but technically not by much.

>>10830678
l-love? i-is it love, anon?

>>10830685
No, love is not a tangible ingredient.

>>10830187
>boiled
Who the fuck boils a burger the buns will turn to mush

>>10830687

>>10830694
That's not a burger

>>10830698
Is when you put it on a bun.

>>10830707
The whole thing is a burger, that's just a burger pattie

>>10830544
>>10830668
>a whole board of """"chefs"""" can't guess one simple ingredient that's right in front of them
The absolute state of /ck/

>>10830726
Butter you fat burger faggot

>>10830796
Nope, and I am not fat. I'm 5'3" and I weigh 115lb

>>10830796
I had a friend who always said "thats so butter" lol watching a movie "that movie was so butter"

>>10830801
Was just an american burger joke. What ingredient though?

>>10830726
MSG

>>10830812
Very, very close.
>>10830807
I was about to tell you, but the other anon is so close I don't want to give it away just yet.

>>10830816
Umami

>>10830816
salt?

>>10830822
Colder
>>10830820
Close but no cigar

Not homemade but made these at work.

>>10830830
How much do they pay you to be a fry cook at McDonalds?

>>10830832
Have you ever seen a McDonald's?

>>10830830
id eat one, fuck i miss flipping burgers

>>10830834
these are from Ihop, working nights and just making burgers is honestly my favorite.

>>10830829
What type of ingredient is it, give a hint

>>10830829
Marmite

>>10830534
>Salsa on bread

>>10830726
No one cares

>>10830838
Ok, it was Himalayan pink salt. Fucking fooled you all!

>>10830225
http://www.tedsrestaurant.com/

>>10830225
mhhhh steamed Hams

>>10830187
Here ya go.

>>10831204
>muh cartoon jokes
kys

>>10831297

somebody get this hothead out of here

>>10830187

I do not eat beefburgers.

>>10831136
It's fucking fish sauce, isn't it? Same here.

Double cheeseburger using homemade buns, pickles, lettuce, grilled onions, mayo and mustard.

Pic related with ball park buns, slice of Kraft and jalapeño ketchup is perfection

>>10830187

>>10830466
No, it's not. It's about the onions.

I just went ihop for a burger. Had the fat running down my face. It was amazing

>>10830830
I would not pay for a burger like those

>>10831188
Looks ok. Not a fan of pretzel buns tho

>>10831136
No
>>10830844
No
>>10831132
If you don't care why did you respond?
>>10830838
It's not a solid

>>10830830
>sticks in a burger

if it's so big that it slides off then it's a bad burger

Any recipes for some good buns anyone? I'm trying to up my burger game, and i think the buns are a good place to start, since most buns here in Argentina are just low quality.

>>10832445
I always season my dough before it rises.

>>10830830
You would get fired from my kitchen.
Fries are unseasoned and the food is sitting there getting cold while you pull your filthy phone from your pocket. Put the plates in the goddamned pass and get back to work! There is nothing there worth being proud of. Frozen patties too...total shit.

>>10833675
I would kill you and everyone you love if you fired me for some dumb bullshit like that you arrogant nigger.

>>10832445
Kind of an irritating feminine blog page, but just skip to the recipe, the buns come out good. I used it for these >>10831712

>>10834021
*forgot link
https://domesticdreamboat.com/homemade-hamburger-buns/

>>10832445

Bruno Albouze on YT

>>10830726
Ginger

>>10834057
>>10834021
>>10834026
Thanks a bunch, will look into it!

>>10834060
Extremely close.

>>10830830
Looks like shit...three times.

>>10830726
majoram

>>10830686
MSG?

I guess I'll post the answer if no one guesses right in 23 posts.
>>10834401
Colder
>>10834411
Someone already posted that, nope.

MSG?

>>10834430
For the love of god anon tell us

>>10830582
>>10830585
Why

>>10831136
>falling for the Himisoylayin kike salt meme
>Secret ingredient

>>10834582
It wasn't Himalayan pink salt. That person was impersonating me.
>>10834506
I will if nobody can guess correctly.

First time trying and they were fuckkn delicious lad I tell you

>>10834807
Looks like a pile of shite, you'd get your arse beaten if you tried to serve that in my restaurant.

>>10834825
Lmao faggot I don't want to go anywhere near your aids infested restaurant. Get the fuck outta here pussy ole

>>10834874
I could kill you with a single syringe

>>10835209
Lol, not him but what's the range of your syringe? 500 yards? Hell, 50 yards? Sit down.

Here's a burger I made earlier tonight because I don't need to eat at some psychopathic faggot's restaurant.

>>10835310
That burger looks like garbage you fat nigger.

>>10835310
Gross. Enjoy your clogged arteries lol
>>10834604
'Vark sauce?

>>10835375
Post a burger you made or GTFO.

Here's a Big Mac clone. No big deal but it was twice as good as a McClown burger. Put up or shut up.

>>10835413
>>10835310
looks too greasy anon, makes it look not very appealing
i bet it tasted good though :^)

>>10835397
>Gross. Enjoy your clogged arteries lol
The fuck? The is a burger thread you brain dead double nigger. What did you expect?

>>10835424
If you use less than 80/20 for a burger why bother? It will be dry and tasteless.

>>10833937
It's the middle of the night mang

>>10835413
I'll give you one thing, you did manage to capture the awful greasiness and abhorrent aesthetics of a true McDonald's big mac.
This is what real burgers are supposed to look like, and I even used a real camera instead of a phone like a retarded philistine, because I am a professional chef and not some shiftless, basenent-dwelling nigger getting his mommy to buy ingredients at Walmart to butcher beyond belief like (You). Pic highly fucking related.

>>10835479
Those look like garbage lmao

>>10833675
Servers season fries and that was my last ticket. Why would you bother being a chef? Waste of education, shouldn't be more than a hobby. Low IQ

>>10832071
Some burgers slide off, these don't but it's a nice aesthetic.

>>10835489

>>10835397
You were the only one who got it right. Kudos

>>10830544
>>10830556
Any real chef would've known it was under the patty the whole time like it should be.

>>10835526
No one cares, at all

>>10835554
Why did so many people reply including you then?

>>10835479
Look here fuck face, my parents and grand parents were professional photographers. They had high end Hasselblad cameras. Tried to pass the business onto me but I ducked the bullet of the end of real photography. I charge out the ass to repair youropeon import cars. I don't give a fuck about my shitty phone cam to shitpost on an Mongolian basket weaving forum.

pic for proof of plate selection

>>10835578
Why are you so mad?
That plate looks like garbage btw

>>10835589

Yeah, messy asf, slop in the middle, prawns autistacally positioned and not ocd facing one direction. What a shit show.

>>10835597
I hope this is sarcasm. I can't tell anymore. That shit looks breddy gud.

>>10835624
It looks dreadful you samefag.

>>10835578
That's some applebees tier shit my man. Hang yourself

why don't any of you retards toast your buns.

>>10835828
I do

>>10835838
Wow king, you're beautiful

>>10835838
Yum

>>10835578
Almost had me...good job anon.
Haha

>>10835526
>>10835522
Based

>>10835413
Fuck the haters, that looks delicious.

>>10839810
Samefag

>>10830187
i hate cutting tomatos, if they are not cut the same thickness it triggers me so much sometime i feel like throwing the burger away.

>>10839865
Kill yourself aspie

>>10839893
>liking uneven tomato causing hamburger slippage

get some standards faggot

>>10839913
>caring about and putting meme fruit on a burger
Go chug your entire bottle of autistm medication, aspie.

>>10839937
>t.30 year old boomer telling others how to eat food

>>10839942
Not him, but tomatoes are third world boomer tier

I only just realized that putting the condiments on the bottom bun below the patty prevents a slippery burger.

>>10839967
Welcome to the realm of enlightenment.

>>10839977
Yeah this whole time I was putting them on the top bun and they would get all slippery with the lettuce and tomato. What are some other secret burger tips?

I made and ate burgers four days in a row this week. Ask me anything.


>>10830187
Looks very good, aside from the tomatoes which I don't feel belong on burgers.

>>10830582
>>10830585
The photos have a depressing air to them but the burger looks pretty legit (except for the tomatoes).

>>10831188
>>10831262
Nice! I'm a fan of pretzel buns.

>>10831645
How the fuck do I eat this/10

>>10831712
Looks good.

>>10831807
A little skewed but looks tasty.

>>10834592
This sideways burger looks okay. Work on your presentation.

>>10834807
I would chuck the tomatoes and then enjoy it.

>>10835310
>>10835413
Not bad, just lose the tomato. The big mac clone looks tasty, I've made those as well.

>>10835479
Damn son. Nice photos. I'm not sure how I feel about three patties and three slices of cheese, but I wouldn't turn that down.

>>10835838
Gorgeous.

>>10839967
This is why
>>10830544
>>10830556
>>10830668
Is actually patrician

>>10830187
Those look like fucking shit OP. Press your patties so they fit he bun, and at least toast the buns for the love of god.

>>10830187

>>10841849
best itt

>>10830830
Toothpicks on burgers always say that it's an disproportionate burger.

Also you really shouldn't touch your phone while cooking.

>>10841890
Samefag