/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You can't save someone who don't wanna be saved.

>>10826035
RayWilliamJohnson really let himself go.

>>10826294
Kek

Whoever this is, it looks like he deserves it.

>>10826468
I don't get it

>>10826468
beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdrRT44bUiQ
Based Bob destroyer of thots.

>>10826035
Why is the cheese stretching from his mouth to the rest of the pizza and not the slice he's holding? What did he do?

>>10826468
Wait. Did he have another stroke?

>>10826662
Yeah, he had a second one a few weeks ago.

>>10826629
Shooped Joey lost weight and went vegan

>>10826514
What happened to his retarded girlfriend?

what is this dude's youtube anyways?

>>10826688
At some point you should get the message.

>>10826779
Traded her in for a better model.

>>10826035
Why do Americans eat in the car?

>>10827059
We do it to piss you off. Glad it's working.

>>10826294
thanks a lot for reminding me he exists.
I just fucking googled him and
>"Ray William Johnson is an american actor, comedian, producer, director, and rapper"
Hold the phone. Actor? Rapper? What the fuck?

>>10826468
This is why I'm vegan

>>10827232

>I just had a whole bag of onion rings. . . I couldn't help myself

>>10827156
He had a channel called 'your favorite martian' where he sang/rapped. Channel is closed, but there are videos still out there.

Actor... Well. I mean, he's had a long YT run. Acting was probably somewhere in there, as well.

>>10827342
I eat all day every day, and I'm only mildly tubby. I don't understand how it's possible to get that fat

>>10827248
how dare you speak that way of vegans. don't you know i'm morally superior to you in every conceivable way?

>>10827404
Unless one of you has an underlying endocrine disease, it's simple. Calories in, calories out. One of you is either more active than the other, or one of you is ingesting less calories than the other. It's probably the latter.

Also, we don't see him off camera. He probably eats much more than what he eats for his channel. And it's probably the same kind of food, as well. High carbs, high fats, little to no nutrition.

I want to say that there was a study that people who ate the same calories, but one had more nutrition than the other... And the one who had no redeemable value in their food ended up gaining a lot more weight... But I can't find the source for it, so let it remain conjecture.

>>10826835
He must have fuck you money.

>>10827424
The video where the screenshot is from is him basically stress eating two big slices of pizza he just decided to start filming after finishing the rings. Fooduse is worst than Joey.

>>10827156
It was a comedy animated band
Kinda decent for pre-monetized youtube

>>10826035
At this point, the best you can do is die quick and in pleasure
Someone fill a pizza with bacon and butter and mail it to him

>>10826514
Hot damn that thot was annoying. His car looks nice what broad would smoke in it?

>>10826035
Good to see an all American boy.
Foreigners take note.

>>10827407
How are you morally superior when you are eating all the food of the animals you claim to be saving?
You're going to starve them out soon.
Control their population and reduce their numbers down so they food doesn't run out.
Eat meat guys.

>>10827544
I only eat vegan meat

>>10827485
Yeah, why was there still so many big budget youtubers even before monetization? How did they get the funds back then? Just through Paypal donations or being independently wealthy from the get go I'm assuming?

>>10827342
Never understood the appeal of this knock off Joey.

>>10827977
I suspect that a lot of them were people filming an already extant hobby.

I knew a guy who collected fancy guitars. He had a collection before youtube existed. Once it did, he just started filming the collection he already had. The money came from his job and from his buying and selling guitars for a hobby. He didn't do it because of youtube, he just decided to broadcast what he was already doing.

>>10826035
HE looks like a fat and deugged up vin diesel.

>>10826779
>>10826835
what does his gf/ex look like? I had no idea

>>10826035

>save a guy who is eating himself into a stroke
Why? Why him? We have plenty of other psychologically damaged people that we parade on stage. We don't save them. We shouldn't save him. We should sit tight as we always do, and watch how this unfolds.

>>10826784

Food dip. It is called food dip.

How did I find it?

Searched "fat guy pizza review" on YouTube. Second result.

>>10828891
He deleted the channel featuring her after she got upset because everyone was teasing her for being retarded (she has a legit intellectual disability). She was some little skinny chick with glasses who looked like she was about 14.

>>10826035

Feminism. Let's be equal with our fat good reviewers.

Aka: MAN THE HARPOONS

>>10829044
Damn. Any archives of it?

>>10829044
>got a qt retarded gf

lucky

>>10829056
>Feminism
>Thinks that feminists want equality when they really want supremacy

>>10826035
We can't he isn't the first and probably won't be the last
Good night sweet prince

>>10829073

Lol no dude, look at the fat cow. Clearly idgaf about feminism, I just want us all to look on in horror, then laugh at this fat mongoloid.

Triggered much?

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>>10829086
this that real?

>>10829167
holy shit

>>10829176
That man bitch has some sweet tits mmmm

>>10826035
We don't, instead mount his bloated rotting corpse in the center of our nation's capital, a sobering warning against the deadly sin of gluttony.

>>10828898

>>10829044
oh fuck I actually remember that he tried really hard to feature her but she clearly had severe anxiety and it was freaking the poor woman out

>>10829297
I feel like if forced kids to watch Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews in like 3rd Grade they would develop strong table manners and long-term obesity would drop by at least 40%.

>>10829297

Licks it like a pussy because pizza the only box he opening to run his tongue

>>10829297
kek
I miss the old broey threads.
I guess food use threads are allowed but joey is still banned.

>>10826035
quick rundown on this guy

>>10826835
If it's that chick in the video that's a straight fucking downgrade

>>10828716
As Joey becomes more mainstream and less ridiculed, and don't even mention "reviewbrah", people like this serve the tastes of refined people, not corrupted by everyone else.

>>10826035
It's not often you see such a long-running Youtube channel where every video is a blatant cry for help.

>>10829176
They're real video titles but the content is all fake/jokes. Theres no real drama or happenings.

>>10829176
that fruit is annoying

>>10830414
Be nice to Bob "right back at you" food reviewer!

>>10827248
>>10827407
>>10827544
>>10827694
The plant-based whole foods diet (vegan) is not about that. It's about saving the planet, preserving health, and ending unnecessary violence.

>>10833796
>killing animals is violent

>>10829297
>licks the inside like a cheese engorged vagina
Joey, you know better than that. Where are your vehicle manners? WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WAHWOOewwwwwooooooo!

>>10833806

>>10829297
SOWHADOYATHINKMUCHACHOHS....?

>>10835214
JEJ

>>10830414
aka pretty much every one of those "review fast food in your car" reviewers (except reviewbrah of course)

>>10826035
Why bother? He looks too far gone

>>10826035
How do we save this guy?

>>10826035
I like Bob. He's the least pretentious food "reviewer"... Its literally just "well, this is what it is, I'm just gonna eat it"...no theatrics, no bullshit, just a tubby guy eating. I honestly think he's some sort of caregiver, either to mentally handicapped people or something similar because he's always got some weirdo in the passenger's seat.

>>10829163
cannibalism is a as old as humanity tho

>>10840290
lol this
at least he doesn't try to pass off his obese gluttony habits as "food reviews" like those others (we won't name any names)

>>10827694
Placenta Bacon

>>10829176
Watching faggots suffer is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>10827694
why do white people do this

>>10829297

>>10840278
too ugly to be saved

>>10827534
He uses it as a dinner table where he eats sloppy greasy food. I'm not saying it's cool, I guess I'm saying who cares.

>>10826035
>>10826514

I honestly thought that was Joey and I laughed my god damn ass off. But then I realized it's some other disheveled fat fuck.

>>10826791
The funny thing about that is he's now essentially on a death timer. He's got a year to live before he croaks unless he dramatically changes himself, which he'll never do.

>>10844996
My mom's black, but acts pretty white half the time. She also did this after her fifth child (she should've stopped at three,) but never grew the balls to eat any of it. No child should have to smell the odor of their mother's oven-drying placenta...

>>10845612
I'm sorry, name one of these youtube landwhales that are actually attractive.

>>10827977
Monetization was around a lot earlier than people think, they just kept it quiet

>>10840278
Why would you save that attention whore?

>>10833796
>saving the planet
bullshit, its an emotionally driven lifestyle that has some positive environmental impact but pales in comparison to real world problems.

>>10826035
Why doesn't one of these guys turn their channel into a fasting channel for a few months giving daily blogs showing their progress and obstacles they're overcoming?

They'd get healthy af in a few months, and would attract a new audience, more subs, then can go back to food reviews without being human debris.

>>10826035
We don't.


He'll either die of a stoke in his piece of shit ford or get killed by a drifter/drug addict he lets in his car and house

>>10846021
>5'9"

lol will be a manlet forever, No curing that

>>10840290
That's his gf bro she has CP or something

>>10846038
5'9" isn't a manlet

now if you're 5'4" you might be in trouble

>>10826514
>This is nonsense it isn't making you any money

wow, what a bitch

>>10846044
What about all the random dudes?

>>10826468
>Anotha one

>>10846046
5'9" is manlet. 5'10" is the cut off

>>10827248
floppies are still relevant as a back-up medium and loopy looms own. shut your whore mouth nigger

>>10826075
https://youtu.be/gQEkn6VIiJI

>>10847157
>tfw 5'10"
>told them to write 5'9" on my licence
When the war comes those big guys aren't going to survive. The manlets need less resources, they'll outnumber and swarm the big men, climbing them like in Shadow of the Colossus. I'll be safe within their ranks so long as i stay off any curbs and don't wear boots.

>>10847157
>small penis detected

>>10846021
few would watch them, most people trying to lose weight have 0 willpower which is why they are still fat and trying to lose weight after years when it takes a few months tops, they don't want to be reminded of this

>>10826035
>>10826514
>>10827342
>>10828898
>>10829297
>>10845144

disgusting spics

>>10829297
You faggots always give that mark weins dude a hard time for his facial expressions while eating.
What about this dude?

>>10845661
He's probably already fucked, usually the first one already massively lowers your life expectancy regardless of anything you do.

>>10846021
would he not have all that loose skin if he dropped weight slower? that seems really fucking fast to drop that much

>>10826514
Is this guy ripping off JoeysWorldTour ? lmao

>>10848387
He's been around for awhile but I think he started out as a rip off.
People like him more now cause he has a gf or something.

>that chicken sandwich asmr video

Shit gave me nightmares.

>>10845144
is this backwards or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJ0inRHGe8
>the woman in the back

>>10848464
>chicken sandwich asmr
literally what

>>10848486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYH-1YQpP8I

It's fucking aweful

>>10848513
Jesus christ I feel genuinely unsettled after watching that.
I need to take a shower.

>>10848469
kek what the fuck do you think, son? His mouth is powerful enough to slurp a chewed-up piece of chicken 6 inches from the surface holding it?

>>10847988
:(

>>10848472
wonder if that's his aunt connie

>>10826294
It's been a decade since I heard this name.

>>10827407
Moral outrage over animal welfare is for meat eaters, thank you.

>>10829176
>broke up on instagram
yikes

>>10847157
Yes, that one inch REALLY counts, anon.

Unfortunately you don't get to choose where it goes.

>>10829297
this depresses me

>>10826468
I can't stand Jack, but as someone who watched their father go through a stroke I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

>>10829297
Joeys a fat piece of shit
He doesnt even describe anything about the food
>the onions and the lettuce and the buns WOoOooOOOo
Thats it
fat fuck

>>10849982
This is why I like Bob/Food Dip. He doesn't even pretend, no gimmicks. It's just "welp, I guess I'm gonna eat this shit" and then mostly takes polite sized bites.

At the end of the day it's sad still but not wooowooowoooo sad

>>10826035
let darwinism take care of joey

>that video he did with some random Elvis Costello-looking pedo he met that day in McDonald's

Kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97M_zWlBt84

>>10850358
Literally a man of the people.

>>10850358
That dude is baller

>>10829056
12,000 people subscribed to this. what the fuck?

>>10850375
Reasonable bite as opposed to
>>10829297
Gulping down an entire slice in one bite. Holy shit what a fatass.

>>10826035
We can't.
The free market has him now. Capitalism will slowly destroy him.

>>10850375
real ass nigga

>>10826035
Replace him with pic related

>>10850358
Is that Bob Magrann?!

>>10826688
>Yeah, he had a second one a few weeks ago.
>continues to eat bacon

I want to lick Joey's steering wheel

>>10829722
his heart bows to the fast food industry
that's basically it.

>>10829086
who's that guy?
he doesn't even look that fat, how does he have kidney failure and diabetes?

>>10853091
Seat sniffing crew checking in!
WOOWOOWOO!!!

His newest video is even weirder than the last one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhskWt_yPoA

>>10826514
>>10826035
WHAT IS MORE DISGUSTING YOUTUBERS DOING VIDEO IN CARS? oR EATING IN CARS AND VIDEO REVIEW.

>>10847589
Exactly. Why should we try and save HIM, when we already have our based food reviewer who is safe. Godspeed Reviewbrah!

>>10853836
He is no longer based. We have lost him to the normies acting as if they even knew him before he was famous.

>>10826035
Its no use!

>>10826035

>>10853149
He doesn't, he's just a fake sperg gay normie who does clickbait videos, if you skim those videos he'll say stuff like "food gave me an upset stomach and I thought I was dying of cancer"

>>10827694
OK, first off, that's not his wife's placenta. That's his child's placenta. The tissue is generated by the embryo and fetus. So, he cannibalized an organ his kid shed.

>>10854789
Fuck off. His wife made it. It's his wife's.

>>10853149
>>10854784
Something is seriously wrong with him but it can entertaining sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp5KzAZsxyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS71-EPSqV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikxrw68EkKA

>>10854795
If you performed a genetic test of the material, it would match the child, not the mother.

Women's uterine linings simply provide an environment for an embryo to build its support network into. The placenta is no less a part of the child than the inner membrane on a bird's egg, which supports egg-borne organisms before hatching.

>>10840278
>complains about being fat
>eats cheese and bacon right after
nice pic xddd

>>10855160
*spaghetti

>>10854799
mentally ill people should be banned from youtube

>>10855234
You realize that's like half their revenue right?

>>10856813

no, it's like half their expenses. the other half is fags.

>>10854809
who fucking cares jesus christ shut the fuck up

>>10857926
>being this assblasted that you are eating your wife's son's placenta and not "your" wife's placenta all along

>>10826514
This guy gets laid

>>10827248

>>10847994
That's a meme by retards. Losing it slower wouldn't do shit.

>>10849957
same man Jack may be a /ck/ lolcow but he is not a bad man.

FFS stop eating like a faggot and you might live to see grandkids

>>10854809
So now you're saying an egg doesn't belong to the bird that laid it. You're unbelievable.

>>10858316
He boasts about choking his son out. He likes the idea of blanket napalming entire nations. He's a bad man.

>>10829297
Is this how americans eat?

someone post his ex gf. if this dude can get one I have no excuse. he does seem to be very low inhibition though... fuck. i guess the real takeaway is "just be neurotypical" in which case im fucked

>>10858444
Or maybe don't play women up in your head since there's plenty of women with low standards like men. Women want affection and to get fugged also

>>10858354
if you dont teach fear of god in your kid the police will do it for you

>>10850358
did they fuck afterwards?

>>10826514
even his eyes are fat

>>10829056
>>10829073
Full retard.

>>10826035
a bullet

>>10858591
>Women want affection and to get fugged also

Wrong. Women do not enjoy sex, they engage in the activity solely to manipulate others.

>>10860179
jesus christ kid, your life sucks.

>>10826035
Amazing health, I think I would be dead if I lead similar lifestyle. But this soulless husk is still breathing, slowly turning himself into the first victim of the Seven movie.

>>10858316
god I wish that hot dog were me

>>10826035
Can you imagine the SMELL?

>>10854799
wtf