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I WENT TO DUNKIN DONUTS TO GET A HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM NO SUGAR COFFEE AND THEY WERE OUT OF THE WHIPPING CREAM SO I TOLD THE BARISTER I WAS IN KETOSIS AND GOING TO DIE IF I DONT HAVE SOME FAT INJECTED INTO MY BODY IMEDIATELY AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULD USE ALMOND MILK ISTEAD BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUGAR IN IT SO I DRANK THE ALMOND MILK COFFEE AND THEN I WENT HOME A STUCK A KETO STRIP IN MY MOUTH TO MAKE SURE I WAS STILL IN KETOSIS AND THE STRIP WAS NEGATIVE

SO THEN I GOT UPSET AND WENT TO THE GAS STATION AND GOT 3 BAGS OF CHEETOS AND A CASE OF SPRITE AND A CAKE FROM A BAKERY AND ATE IT ALL. AND THEN I FAPPED AND RUINED MY 3DAY NOFAP SO NOW I HAVE LOW TESTOSTERONE AND GIRLS DONT LIKE ME ANYMORE AND I JUST BOUGHT A TUB OF REESES CUP ICE CREAM AND IM EATING NOW WITH A SPOON

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