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It's pretty good but I don't know if it's hit the mainstream. I'm pretty sure it's an indie sweedish hotsauce brand.

>> No.10820561

its literally called a secret you faggot and you post it publicly?? kill yourself

>> No.10820566

>>10820554
>Exposing a secret
I love you and all, but come man you can't be doing that

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10820567

>>10820554
Fuck off.

There's a new Sheriff in town.

Sheriff Herr von INGLEHOFFER

>> No.10820570

>>10820567

This is how you destroy a brand. People will hate you for this shit and stop buying a product. You must work for French's.

>> No.10820591

>>10820570
I don't think French's is in the same league. Something more like Colman's.

>> No.10821759

>>10820554
best sauce i've ever had in my life. 'vark goes on literally anything and makes it better

fuck yeah 'vark

>> No.10821786

I can't believe I tried this hot sauce because you assholes said to. It burned my fucking face off. It's made with habañero chili peppers, and it was the hottest thing I ever had. I mixed it with some mayo to make a nice aïoli which makes the heat at least bearable. Also it stretches out the 'vark which is good because I paid $19 for it.Overall I guess I'll probably buy more when I run out, now that I'm a "hot sauce guy"

>> No.10821795

>>10821786
And this is why companies pay top dollar for advertisements. Retards like you will pay exorbitant prices over and over again just because you saw a meme several times.

>> No.10821797

>>10821786
Haha, another willing convert! The secret sauce really brings out the best in both meals, and people.

>> No.10821830

>>10821786
>not doing a Google search beforehand to know it's hot

>> No.10823687

>>10821830
It's only 400,000 scovilles. Literally toddler tier

>> No.10823700

>>10821786
ha ha what a spicelet. 'vark is so sweet and mild that even my wife's young son can handle it. To be fair he got some strong nonwhite genes from his father so he's predisposed to like hot food. White people are pathetic

>> No.10823709

>>10820554
>secret faggot sauce

>> No.10823718

>tfw I fell for the memes and literally bought some off Amazon this morning

Let's hope its actually good. If its not I can at least use the bottle for shitposting.

>> No.10823719

>>10821786
>It burned my fucking face off
What?

its literally sweet ketchup with a touch of habanero, which is the 6th ingredient. It has no business being called a hot sauce and you are a gigantic pussy

If you think this his hot, then you probably panic when people put black pepper on things.

>> No.10823724

>>10823687
thats for an actual habanero (and a very hot one)

i doubt vark even beats jalapeno on the scoville scale

>> No.10823739

>>10823718
Good man

>> No.10824049

>>10823724
>i doubt vark even beats jalapeno on the scoville scale
'Vark sauce is a 10,000 on the scoville scale so its way hotter then jalopenos

>> No.10824256

I swear this meme came out of nowhere. Was it forced?

>> No.10824261

>>10824256
Nope, Secret Aardvark has just become mainstream now.

>> No.10824350

>>10824261
Maybe they should call it: Popular Aardvark now! :)

>> No.10824427

>>10824350
Maybe we will :)

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can you handle the heat of 100% habeñeros?

>> No.10824607

>>10820554

The real secret is it's made with semen