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10812699 No.10812699 [Reply] [Original]

Do you grab handfuls like a savage or eat a single piece at a time like a gentleman?

>> No.10812730
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>>10812699
I put them in an upside town traffic cone then just down them. It's effecient that way.

>> No.10812747

>>10812730
I saw a porno like that one time only it wasn't popcorn and it was in the girl's behind not mouth

>> No.10812786

>>10812699
one piece at a time and i'm still done by the end of the previews

>> No.10812792
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>>10812699
I jam my hand in the bowl like I'm fisting my twelve year old sister, lick my fingers clean and reinsert

>> No.10812797
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>eating popcorn without yeast on it

>> No.10812801

>>10812747
yeah I've been in that one too

>> No.10812808

>>10812699
i don't eat that shit at all

no nutrition and doesn't even fill you up

you might as well chew on a pen cap

>> No.10812813

>>10812699
The popcorn gets popped directly into my mouth.

>> No.10812866

>>10812813
>not having a high enough body temp to have the seeds pop inside your mouth
The absolute state of earthlings.

>> No.10812886

>>10812813
Hardcore!

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>>10812808
>tfw you witness people that eat food that isnt nutritionally dense

>> No.10812924

>>10812699
I grab a handful, but then stick out my tongue to pick up individual pieces, like a frog eating flies

>> No.10812933

>>10812918
dont confuse

even a popsicle has nutritional value(something your body can put to use)

popcorn has NOTHING

>> No.10812938

>>10812933
Except vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

>> No.10812944

>>10812938
except it doesnt

>> No.10812947

>>10812699
I pick up a few from the bowl and then eat them one by one.
I dont eat popcorn unles i'm with someone else.

>> No.10812948

>>10812944
The sky is red, chem trails are real! See, I can make up shit too.

>> No.10812950

>>10812924
As much as I hate to admit it I also do this sometimes.
Sometimes it's nice to revel in your own autism.

>> No.10812961

>>10812948
you're confusing CORN with popcorn

popcorn its the equivalent of boiling your veggies
you lose all the nutrition value from them

you might as well eat plastic

>> No.10812968

>>10812961
You could literally spend 5 seconds on Google and find out the truth but you seem really desperate to hold onto your ignorance. Let me know how that works out, lol.

>> No.10812974
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>>10812944
14% of daily fiber, 8% of magnesium, 5% vitamin B-6, and even some iron!

Not saying it is a superfood but you are wrong.

>> No.10812996

>>10812974
takes a random pic
names it popcorn

no proof in the pic itself

nice try brah

>> No.10813013

>>10812699
One at a time is less messy and makes them last longer.
why would anyone eat them by the handful? unless they are those caramel ones that stick to each other anyways.

>> No.10813023

>>10812699
i eat them with a spoon because i add so much butter that my hands would otherwise be all sticky

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>>10812996
learn to google, faggot

>> No.10813035

>>10812813
super fresh popcorn is SHIT. Look at you eating a steak without letting it rest

>> No.10813040

>>10813026
now find a nutrition value on popcorn that isnt prepackaged with a bunch of fake butters and flavors

lol google fag

>> No.10813068

>>10813035
this post is a mess. it's such a mess jeb bush would beat it in a race

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>>10812866

>> No.10813261

I lick the inside of the bag clean and wipe down the excess oil on kernels for maximum salt intake. I am a heathen.

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>>10812699
i touch a piece with the tip of my tongue. it instantly sticks to my tongue and then i can pull it in using only my tongue like a frog man

>> No.10813272

>>10813040
That is the pic in the post you quoted retard. He already provided exactly what you asked for in the reply