/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If they don't smell they're fine.

Eggs can last for weeks past their expiration date.

And besides 6/19 is just the "sell by" date.

You don't wanna try poaching them though you want fresh eggs for that.

>>10802707
>>10802709
Don't listen to these people, they are trying to kill you.

>>10802698
It would be very painful

eat all of them raw

Smell them. Crack one open and right away you'll know of they're fucked.

>>10802698
Put them in a glass of water. If they float they're bad. If they sink they're safe.

>>10802751
For OP

whenever I eat bad eggs I just violently throw up once then go about my day like nothing happened.

>>10802784
So you are basically saying that eggs turn into witches.

>>10802801
>whenever I eat bad eggs
What kind of life are you living where this is a regular occurrence?
I eat eggs almost daily and I don't think I've ever had a bad one. Have you no sense of smell?

>>10802812
>Witches are all women
>All women have eggs
Holy shit that 'test' had actual logic behind it

>>10802698
Yes you will die.

>>10802815
>Have you no sense of smell?
unironically yes. It's pretty common.

>>10802801
>>10802832
it's still not that common to get bad eggs in the first place... something about your life is definitely fucked for this to be happening

>>10802784
It's opposite, if they float they're good.

>>10802840
I never said it happens all the time m8. But if you have ever smelled a bad egg and thrown it out, well that's an egg I would have eaten in the same circumstances.

>>10802698
If you don't eat all of them you cannot go home

>>10802698
>I forgot about the eggs I bought in the fridge. Will I die if I try to cook them tonight?
The date is fine. You can cook eggs beyond that date for sure. Make sure they're well done, I guess. The issue is that if you've likely had them for a few weeks, is if they were part of the massive RECALL on that specific size eggs. Were they? I threw mine out and have stuck to jumbo which wasn't part of the recall.

Why do people make threads for things they can just google

>>10802856
>But if you have ever smelled a bad egg and thrown it out
I haven't. That's how fucking rare it is. You're definitely doing something wrong for this to be happening regularly.

>>10802876
haha are you really saying rotten eggs are a meme

>eggs by the six
What the fuck?
Anyway, you've got nothing to worry about.

>>10802891
No.

>>10802812
Interestingly, in some cultures, mine included, it is customary to crush up the shells because if you don't a witch will make a boat out of them or something. I haven't really heard the story in 30 years but I'm sure it can be looked up.

>>10802832
What's your sense of taste like? I assume it's terrible and I also assume that if it happened to me I'd fucking kill myself. Delicious food is one of my very few pleasures in life.

>>10802891
I'm saying it only happens to actually retarded people

>>10802911
then you must get a ton of them.
Eggs rot, genius.

>>10802910
most spices are lost on me but I can still appreciate foods based around the basic tastes. but I can eat nasty swedish food so that's a plus.

>>10802698
Not if you've spent the last few years developing immunity to salmonella.

>>10802698
OP they are fine.
Ya know what happens to out-of-date eggs on the vendor level? They get repackaged with fresh date. Eggs are good for MONTHS after tbeir sell-buy.

>>10802698

Just fill a bowl with cold water and place your eggs in the bowl. If they sink to the bottom and lay flat on their sides, they're very fresh. You can cook those bad boys however you want.

If they're a few weeks old but still good to eat, they'll stand on one end at the bottom of the bowl. No raw applications though, cook thoroughly. No soft boiling, sunny siding, poaching or mayos.

If they float off the bottom of the bowl they're rotting and gas is building inside, they're no longer fresh enough to eat, throw those fuckers out.

Thoughts /ck/?

Would you?

>>10803160
This.
Tap water works fine.

>me
>go to tiendita de la esquina to buy chips
>hot tia tier lady ask if I need something else
>spaghetti everywhere
>just give me the change on eggs
>don´t know how much eggs are
>return home with 1 1/2KG of eggs
What should I cook?

>>10803615
Well clearly not your brain because it's clearly already fried.

>>10802815
>I eat eggs almost daily and I don't think I've ever had a bad one.
Well no shit, Sherlock. They aren't going to go bad if you eat them every day.