/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Croixboix reporting in

>>10801955
>patrician taste
>smoking a blunt
hahahaha

>>10801955
Nice sip senpai

Nice

DUDE WEED

>>10801987
>>10801970
It's a swisher you uncultured fags

Boozy Mango flavor boix

>>10801987
Finest tabaco

>>10801955
Doing the same fellow bubbleboy. Passionfruit and some goji OG.

>>10802011
>swisher
>uncultured fags
It is a blunt you dumb fuck, you are nigger cattle tier retarded.

>>10802029
OP here. It's swisher through and through.

>>10802011
yeah a swisher full of weed. Anyone that smokes straight swishers is a piece of shit

>>10802032
>my blunt is different than this other blunt
You really are nigger cattle retarded, arent you?

>>10802032
People actually smoke swishers?

>>10802036
Brainlet weedsmoker detected

>>10802032
who the fuck actually smokes swishers? you mean there's no weed in that?

>>10802032
smoking a swisher that hasn’t been emptied out and filled with weed is even worse you faggot.

I feel like everyone is mad about the blunt while completely ignoring the fact that this massive faggot has an anime sticker on his car window, which is an order of magnitude worse than the nigger stick he's smoking

>>10802046
>Brainlet
Says a swisher smoker, maybe if we crack both of your skulls open we can find two whole brain cells to rub together, to make a brain that is double the power of both of your brains.

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>>10802053
Says who?

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Sorry you can't handle the idea that boozy Mango flavor is a far more patrician smoke than your soy-strain of weed

>>10802062
disgusting
you dont realize how terrible you smell either lmao

>>10802057
Enjoy your dead braincells
Nootropics like tobacco is much better

>>10802062
>flavored tobacco is good
I suggest killing yourself.

>>10802066
boozy Mango flavor smells amazing, anon. Can't tell you how many compliments I've gotten at festivals, gosh anon.

>>10802069
>he thinks his flavored "tobacco," which is actually just sweepings from real products, is good for him

>>10802062
>bragging about smoking a swisher that hasn't been gutted and packed with weed

JFC reddit

>>10802057
Low test weed soyboy

Y'all boys are just cuckin

>>10802080
Weed is the most R*ddit nootropic, anon.

>>10802080
Joe Rogan redditors need to get off this board

Throwing in a lip to this thread

>>10802084
I smoke a pipe, people who smoke cigarettes and blunts smoke the things that are left on the floor from the facilities that make what I smoke. Stop being so poor.

>>10802089
weed is psychoactive and not a nootropic in any way

why are you just throwing around words you dont understand?

>>10802105
Dipping some grape Skoal right now anon

I too buy lacroix, but rather their stock if im lazy and its on sale, didnt try their flyover cream-of-mushroom-looking soups yet, didnt know they had beer either

>>10801955
please your lordship, teach me your patrician ways

>>10802112
sounds like you don't understand what a nootropic is

>>10802179
t. noofag

>>10802179

i'm not him but i know what a nootropic is and marijuana is not a motherfucking nootropic.

>>10801955
lemon flavor, the best la croix
boozy mango, for me the best swisher

>>10802203
you are him and you definitely don't know what nootropics are

>>10802233
the manufacturer of swishers assume you’re going to dump out the contents to fill with weed, they basically the inner tobacco absolutely shit and cheaply because of this assumption

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>>10802053
found all the degenerate weed smokers who automatically associate a perfectly legal tobacco product with marijuana because of their own personal experiences.

>La croix
>anime
>bitch hands
>presumably weed

Faggot

>>10802253
>he still thinks that the tobacco in swishers is good
If you sweep leaves off the floor of a parking lot you would smoke better stuff. The tobacco in those nigger cigar products are the last stop of the sweepings before they are thrown away for being too low of a quality, congratulations on being a tastelet.

>>10802272
>justifying your obsession with weed by complaining that swisher tobacco tastes bad and nobody really smokes it
>clearly you've smoked it since you know it tastes bad
eat shit degenerate weed smoker

>>10802287
I never said I smoke weed, I smoke a tobacco pipe you worthless no taste poorfag.

>>10802298
You never said you were a faggot either, but you sure are one. Your words give these things away whether you explicitly say it or not.

>>10802298
Pipes are mouth fedoras.

>>10802307
>being this mad that what you smoke is swept off of the floor and mixed with cardboard and sold in boxes to ghetto residents
lel
>>10802310
Still better than swishers and significantly more hand made.

>>10802320
I don't smoke swishers you fucking moron. I'm just pointing out that you automatically associate swishers with weed because of your personal lie experience as a degenerate who hangs out with degenerates. You're like a crack head who sees someone holding a light bulb and says "ha ha they must be a crack head too because they're holding a crack smoking implement"

>>10802320
You smoke a mouth fedora, you fag. What's wrong with you?

>>10802336
I haven never made any comment about pot, I associate swishers with niggers and poor people though as I know how tobacco is produced.

>>10802336
Why would a non-degenerate smoke swishers? Wouldn't a non-degenerate be able to afford something better that bottom-of-the-barrel shitsmokes?

>>10802248
want to provide a source to back up your fucking nonsense?

>>10802349
you clearly believe that swishers are strictly for pot. this can only be based on your own life experience either smoking pot or hanging around people who do.

>>10802358
Swishers are shit tobacco which is what I have said numerous times you faggot, get it through your skull, why would anyone with a brain smoke something like that unless they are a nigger or a tastelet?

>>10802358
Its based on my damn FACT white boy

>>10802358
Not strictly for pot.

Strictly for the lowest class human trash. Doesn't matter if they are straight out of the pack or pot-filled.

>>10801955
Posting an image of your weed-less swisher turned out to be some of the most potent bait I've seen in a while. Congrats on all the (You)s, OP

>>10802153
please be from flint i want that sweet lead

>>10802362
I know right! It would be much more logical to replace that tobacco with weed!
At least, in your own mind it would, because you think like a fucking degenerate
>>10802363
yeah your FACT of being a degenerate and knowing all about degenerate things. your knowledge of the practice of putting weed into swishers probably goes well with your knowledge of how to make prison wine and shanks and how to hotwire cars and whatever else degenerate shit you know about

>>10802376
>all this projection
How does being this retarded feel that you actively defend people smoking dust, human hair and whatever tobacco particles make it into the mix that makes up a swisher?

>>10802153
It's actually made with some of the best water in the country

Wait, people put weed in swishers?

>>10802379
Oh FUCK YOU if Johnny Depp or Josh Brolin or whomever you reddit faggots are currently creaming over smoked them, you'd think they were great you HIVEMIND KEKHOLD

Is there a more useless job than packing tobacco into Swisher Sweets / Dutch Masters? Cigarfags don't buy em, it's just weedfags who use the paper.

>>10802251
Why the fuck wouldn't you have buy rolling papers you stupid nigger?
With that said,backwoods are definitely better than Swisher's but "cannabis" is for real brain rotting garbage for young losers

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All of these posts are me, by the way.

>>10802392
>he thinks that someone must be from plebbit if they disagree with him
How is your summer going roodypoo?

>>10802413
>replies with a Reddit meme

Everyone above and below this post got trolled. Anyone who quotes me is reddit

>>10802437
>tfw trolled AND reddit

>>10802379
>I went on a rant about degenerate pot smokers
>that's the same thing as professing my love for swishers
yeah I'm projecting so hard bro!

ITT weed soyboys

>>10802545
Gang weeders rise up

>>10802483
>you only care about swishers because you smoke weed!
>not projecting
right

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>>10802708
pleb tier

>>10801955
Polar has better taste, more intense flavor.

>>10802663
you do more than "care about" swishers. You see them as being solely for the purpose of smoking marijuana. Because everyone you've ever been around your entire life uses them only for that purpose. You are a degenerate and you've lived a degenerate life doing degenerate things, and that's why you are the way you are.

>>10803008
>cuck
>cuck

>cuck
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>cuck
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>cuck
>cuck

how did you even recognize OPs pic as a swisher unless you're a degenerate

>>10801955
OP, get yourself some real cigars like this guy
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>>10801965
Degenerate child.

>>10803008
>You see them as being solely for the purpose of smoking marijuana
No, I see them as trash based on what they are made of, they are worth anything at all, get it right retard.

>>10803077
You samefagged from a different thread. That's pathetic, anon.

>>10803114
>I actually tried smoking swishers so now I judge everyone else who does

>>10803191
>tried
>he doesnt know how tobacco production facilities function
You dont have to try something to know its bad if you have a brain, you should try it some time.

>>10803205
lol right, you only know about swishers because you read a book about them and inspected the swisher factory. Not because you're a degenerate and probably a nigger.

>>10803246
>not liking learning
>he doesnt know how tobacco leaves are graded or why cheap tobacco is so cheap
Because it sweepings from the floor mixed with tobacco cardboard made from the dust. But stay ignorant and retarded, it really does wonders for your "argumentative" skills.

>>10803277
but you don't just know about tobacco in general. You specifically know about swishers. Like you're familiar with them or something.

How do you know, offhand, what grade of tobacco goes into swishers?

>>10803277
Brb recording a diss track about you. You're fucking cancelled.

>>10803292
>but you don't just know about tobacco in general
Who said that? I know much more about pipe tobacco than anything else, stop projecting. Go find your nigger some place else but you are looking in the wrong place.

>>10803313
And how do you know what type of tobacco goes into swishers, specifically?

>>10803319
>And how do you know what type of tobacco goes into swishers, specifically?
For mass produced things like that typically Virginia blends as they are cheapest, most avaible and least heavy in taste. As you progress down the cost per pound price points in tobacco, like any product, you get lesser and lesser quality things. In the case of tobacco things like blunts and cigarillos are made using sweepings of line cleanups. To make a comparison that the average user of /ck/ would understand, when dumdum mystery lollipops are made they use the clean up remains of 3 or more runs there by making their lollipops, these cheap tobacco products marketed to ghetto residents are the same.

>>10803338
The sad part isn't that you're a degenerate. It's that you're so ashamed of being a degenerate that you concoct such long posts trying to explain why you're such a swisher expert.

>>10803361
I dont smoke swishers, I never have, I smoke a pipe, I am sorry that attempting to tell you why you are wrong garners such ire though, must be something only the truly mentally deficient suffer from.

>>10801955
Ey senpai who's that on the sticker?

>>10803376
>I dont smoke swishers
we all believe you, anon. You just know so much about them from your extensive reading. Not because you smoked them with your "homies" or anything.

>>10803392
You really are quite retarded, some of the tobacco I smoke is posted in this very thread.

>>10803403
yeah I know, OP posted swishers which you are a big fan of

>>10803405
Here you are, now fuck off.
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>>10803408
>this PROVES once and for all that I never smoked swishers!

>>10803408
>that 30 year old boomer who puffs on a mouth fedora and tours tobacco factories

>>10801955
pass me some (You)s, boix

>>10803435
nice weed dude, but what flavor la croix is that? raspberry?

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>>10803442
It's berry.

grapefruit all day every day my dudes

>>10803378
miku

>>10803454
*pampelmousse

>>10802992
seltzer isn't sparkling water

>>10803464
bonjour

>>10803435
good stuff anon

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>>10801955
>3.86 MB image
>calls himself patrish

>>10803993
shut the fuck up, boomer

>>10803993
>providing high-quality images with great resolution is bad
Kill yourself

>>10804376
very fair

Hey boixs I got my /LaCroix/ what's poppin

>>10805804
just fapping away, got a pampelmousse next to me tho, mad sips man

>>10802061
Anyone who doesn't live in the ghetto

>>10806201
only ghetto niggers smoke weed

>>10806234
Exactly, that's why they're the ones buying swishers

>>10806234
>t. boring asshole

I'm the one from yesterday who was calling everyone a degenerate for even knowing that swishers are often used to smoke weed. I was blazed af then and I am now too

>>10806291
>boring
weed is a milquetoast drug you absolute dumbfuck. even alcohol is more interesting. go back to r/JoeRogan

>>10806475
damn dude you seem high strung, you need to chill out and toke up

>>10806280
yeah they're not smoking it. Aryans smoek swishers with the tobacco in it.

>>10806482
>t. Joe Rogan

>>10801955
Norman here who doesn’t drink la croix, legit question, what is so good about it?

>>10806475
>putting poison on your body
you’re the nigger

>>10806475
Alckies should be shot in the head for their shit taste. Alcohol is such a lame drug for how damaging it is for your body. I'm glad most of them denounce every other drug as a "hard drug"

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>>10806868
>t. weed addled brainlet
alcohol is far superior and it's not even a good drug. meth has more class and is more enjoyable, the sort of drug that weedlets would be too dumb to understand.

>>10807173
>meth has more class
Thanks for the chuckle.

>>10807173

MODS MODS MODS

>>10807204
>>>Reddit

>>10807173
>meth has more class
Gib pics of your single wide trailer's interior, pls Cletus.

>>10807238
Googled it, looks stupid

>this thread

>>10802425
You are just dumb as a bag of shit

>>10803460
Where'd you get the sticker?

>>10807468
Are you the camera man? Very funny picture! Thanks for joining us tonight, Robert.

ITT

>>10803008
>thinking tobacco is less degenerate than marijuana

>>10808148
Well, it doesn't make you retarded, so that's a plus.

Just got a pack of mango flavor, what do my /boixs/ think of this one?

>>10808156
It just makes you dead. What a great improvement!

>come in thread
>see all the replies

>>10808159
Mango is based, anon

>>10808160
as if smoking unfiltered chemical ridden weed isn't worse than natural tobacco

lol
>la Croix

>>10808444
it's the most based sparkling water

>>10808444
lmao soda drinker

>>10808444
Enjoy the beetus

>>10808433
true

bump all la Croix threads

>>10806475
I agree. Heroin is really the best drug out there and the only choice for true patricians.

>>10808159
what would happen if you drank a mango lacroix and smoked a boozy mango swisher that you had filled up with mango kush?

>>10810854
That's precisely what I did and it was dope as FUCK

>>10808444
Kys

ITT degenerate drug addicts

Croixboix reporting n

>>10810352
Fentanyl laced is killing niggas where I live. Shit's fucked, brehs.

>>10812218
Good. Degenrate self-removal is efficient.

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>>10802105
I see you have patrician taste in memes.

>>10803435

how do you like your pax? I've been thinking about grabbing one.

>>10812302
it's been pretty great, haven't had any issues, and it's super easy to use.

>>10812256
Hahaha, very nice picture. Mind if I save it, Frank?

La crotch is disgusting. It's too spicy. Perrier or nothing

>>10802407
prove it

>thread has thousands of respondents
>it's another weedfight
I want to get off this planet now

The tallboy la croixs are shit

Fuck, I’ve been pronouncing it “La Kwah” for years

>>10812218
That's the good shit tho dude. You just gotta know what ur getting and smoke some before you shoot it.

>>10808248
This, jesus christ what a trainwreck

>>10812687
Glad people like you will all eventually OD on something or other. God's in His Heaven, All's right with the World.

>>10802011
that's even worse

>>10812882
Pretendous and Butthurt

>>10812891
>self-identifying as a "drug user"
>ever doing this
Wow it's like you have no personality so you hide behind drug use to appear the least bit interesting to others

>>10812969
Nice strawman goalpost moving, Fatman.

>anything but grapefruit

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>>10813001
Yikes. Hit a nerve, I guess. I will add you to my compilation of assorted cringy junkies

>>10813022
I just wanted an excuse to bust out the fat sign.

just how fat are you, fatty?

>>10813031
5' 8" and 245lbs is barely fat, so you can calm down the the body shaming already

>>10813048
>5' 8" and 245lbs is barely fat
Fat fucking slob.

>>10813048
Barely fat my ass.

Anyway, why do you feel that it's acceptable for you to pile shit on drug users but want people to stop when the shoe is on the other foot, fatty?

>>10813052
>>10813084

Well the simple fact is that you need food and you don't need drugs (ie poison). Sure I might like a cheeseburger more than the average Joe, but I am still getting nourishment from it.

Any way, you can't judge my weight without seeing how healthy I actually am since the bmi scale has been proven to be a hoax

>>10813205
An excess of food is just as unnecessary as drugs. An excess of food is unhealthy, just like many drugs. Consuming too much of either will kill you. And the motivation for doing so is identical via brain chemistry.

>>10813205
>n-n-no I am better than a drug user!
Tell that to your hopelessly addicted brain you fat fuck, fix your own life before giving others "advice" or even opening your mouth about the choices of others, uppity fatties are even worse than drug users.

>>10813260
>eat a delicious burger
>get enegry from the bread, protein from the meat, and vitamins from the veggie toppings

>smoke drugs
>harm mouth, lungs, brain, and more to feel phony brain tricks

And you're telling me these are the same thing? Give me a break, typical drug users in complete denial

>>10813372
>fatty accuses someone else of being in denial
A body can bounce back from most things, but long term obesity isnt one of the things it can bounce back from all that well. Also keep projecting a weak willpower on me, I dont use drugs nor am I a fat, like you are.

>>10813372
>And you're telling me these are the same thing?
As far as how they "feel good" in the brain? Exactly the same dopamine response.

And as for the health effects, we already covered that back in >>10813241

The nutrition from food is only "good" up to a point. Once you go from "meeting your needs" to becoming overweight it is a health RISK not a benefit. You'll understand once they cut off your diabeetus feet.

>>10813407
Sorry but eating is natural and your body is built for processing food not chemicals. A little fat is a good safety net actually if you go camping and get lost. But drugs don't do anything but fry your brain. Junkies deserve the negative stigma they gave themselves

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>>10813463
>fatties are just fine, please keep paying for my health care costs!
>drug users are baaddd
Has the obesity finally befuddled your mind to the point where you dont realize that to your brain addiction is addiction, source of addiction doesnt matter.

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>swishers weren't meant to be consumed as is
God just when I think people on this board can't get anymore snobby and retarded. Yes people smoke swishers, in fact I'm sitting outside on my back porch having one as I type this. To me it's like a cigarette but with different and more bold flavors, it helps me unwind after a stressful day of work but you neets wouldn't know about hard work would you? I've been a loyal customer since almost 2009, I remember my first pack of swishers well. I had just turned 18 so I bought me and my friends some and we all sat on the park bench smoking the night away laughing and reminiscing. To me it's better than any pack of shitty cigarettes which btw tell me where you could find a grape flavored cigarette you faggots, I'll wait. Words can't even describe the bliss I feel when I walk downtown on a Saturday afternoon, lit swisher in one hand, newspaper in the other looking for a nice park bench to relax on. That's my life, that's how I live it and it's a pretty good life as far as I'm concerned. You guys should try looking at things from new perspectives, maybe you might learn a thing or two and move out of your mom's basement lol *puffs cigar* I tend to be on fire when I have these things, something in the swisher sparks my creativity.

>>10813931
Haha, me too, my melanin enriched friend

>>10813545
> source of addiction doesnt matter.

Its sad that your dangerous habits clouded your mind so much that you tricked yourself into actually believing this

>>10814086
>he thinks that addiction response to stimulus isnt as bad if its "just food"
Oh fatty, how wrong you are, your brain doesnt know or care, all it knows is stimulus and reaction, and your training has worked wondered on it.

>>10813931
Literally could not have put it better.
Ignore all the junkies in this thread, their dopamine receptors are too fried to understand the simple pleasures of life anymore

>>10813931
>Words can't even describe the bliss I feel when I walk downtown on a Saturday afternoon, lit swisher in one hand, newspaper in the other looking for a nice park bench to relax on
fucking cringe, I bet you pretend like you're some badass detective from the 50s while you sperg out downtown with your gay as cigarello you fedora fag.

>this thread
C R U N G E

>>10814646
>swisher
How was dropping out of high school?

>>10813931
>swisher
How was dropping out of high school?

>>10814965
read what you replied to again and ask yourself the same.

Why do people on this board believe only fat people don't use fentanyl? Is it because they can't find a vein? I don't get this cringy meme

>>10814999
people that do drugs that are likely to be adulterated with fent are never fat
phillip seymour hoffman was probably the fattest heroin addict I’ve seen and he wasn’t even that fat

>>10814999
>/ck/ - drugs & emaciated drug users

>>10814999
Don't know about it being a meme, but the fat hate was directed at Mr. Anti-drug Lardass back there. The fentanyl-related posts were referring to accidental ODs from users unsuspectingly getting dope with fentanyl.

>>10814646
*smokes tiny joint in-between some nasty dumpster in the alley with 6 other junkies, some already ODing on fent*
CRINGE

The fuck smoking gotta do with food?

>>10814974
Are you retarded?

I'm more of an Aldi belle vie guy

>>10815183
I didn't need to see that pic, familia

>>10815039
That guy wasn't even me. Good troll though

>>10815161
You're the one smoking swishers

>>10815152
the thread was originally about La Croix. The swisher was there presumably to enhance the thread, much like the aromas of Boozy Mango™ enhances the flavor of Swisher tobacco.

>>10815302
Now it's a heroin thread to talk about how nice getting high is

>>10815302
>enhance
Well this is the shittiest thread I have seen here in a good long time

>>10815357
Sma/ck/ thread: God please let this be my last ride edition

>>10802011
Smoking a swisher lmao only thing worse are pom poms. If you're going to use rillos at least get white owl.

>>10815039
Ugh, you know I try hard to not let it get to me, but it still does. How a junkie has the nerve to pick a bone with me when I'm done responding to him. You lost the argument but you are so bitter you have to still insult me for what? Being barely 10 pounds overweight? Really goes to show that drugs corrupt a person's mind and destroys their morales to stoop this low.

>>10815540
Um. Sweetie. This is sma/ck/ now, please keep your posts heroin-related.

>>10802253
The only people who dont put use swishers for weed are short bus tier retarded. The tobacco in the swisher is equivalent to cardboard shavings mixed with nicotine, and what ever flavoring is used.

>>10815548
>smoking weed over fine Swisher Sweets™ tobacco
YEP.

>>10803008
>Falling for the /pol/ degenerate meme this hard

>>10806234
Only soyboy basement dwellers believe this

>>10815583
>he thinks weed isn't the most soy drug to grace your brain's receptors

OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS JUNKY THREAD STILL HERE

>>10815594
shut the fuck up you weed addict and join us SwisherBoix

>>10815590
Agreed. Real men of refined taste know that heroin is the only real choice.

>>10815601
thanks for helping me give that weedlet the Sma/ck/down, brother.

>>10815590
nice anecdotal reddit image

>>10806234
>he doesn't know millennials are basiclally white niggers
They call themselves "hipsters" for some reason, even though original NY hipsters were actually intelligent, unlike your average """"""hipster"""""" today, who like I said, is just a white nigger

>>10815590
My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

>>10815590
>i must feel good
"Ah do what ah waunt!"

>>10815540
>5'8" 245pounds
>barely 10 pounds overweight
Fat fuck.

>>10815606
this is beyond delusional

>>10815615
That was a troll post

>>10815577
Yes. Yes. Must do opposite of everything /pol/ tells me. I am drone. I only do the "in" "hip" thing everyone else is doing. I am a free thinker! /pol/ is trash but so are you

best thread on /ck/ currently. this is verifiable fact.

>>10815873
Conformed

here's a gift for you fellas

>went to whole foods last evening
>enjoyed a fine can of la croix while browsing the aisles
felt good

>>10817297

>>10817289
thanks!

>>10817297
Try waterloo's if your store has them. Way better than La Croix

>>10818355
Even fucking pellegrino is better

>>10817320
anon...

>>10818355
>>10818492
FUCK
OFF
NIGGERS

>>10818943
it burns my throat. light fizz is just classier. also, you can actually get it down, and iy actually tastes like you're drinking water as opposed to like you're drinking fire

>>10818355
will give it a try friend

>>10818965
PUSSY

>non croix boixs

LaCroix tastes like chalk

>>10818965
What I do is, I pour it into a glass from a height, so that some of the bubbles are kill. Then it's good.

>>10818965
I have to have my boyfriend drink it first and then spit it into a cup so all the fizzy bubbles are gone, only then can I enjoy the great taste of 'oix

>>10819354
yeah i think that's what he meant

>>10819354
>'oix
Oi! You 'aving a giggow?

>>10819274
So does my cum but I don't hear you complaining about that

>>10819274
tastelet

>>10801955
I enjoy a nice Marlboro after I have a pork tenderloin sandwich with plenty of Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard, specifically the bread and butter variety. Can't recommend this combo enough!

>>10820260
holy shit literally had this on a brat today fuck yeah bud

zevia sparkling makes lacroix taste like sewage.

>>10820292
Glad to hear friend. Redpilled and based.

>>10820306

>>10820306
>zevia
*snap*

dubs confirms LaCroix is the official drink of /ck/

>>10820754
There’s no stevia in it

>>10821649
Rolling

>>10813931
proper BOOMER post

>>10822201
*sips*

>>10815590
HAAHAHAHA, fuck people just trying to be happy. Ammiright.
Seriously who gives a shit if some redditfag does this.

>>10817320
...sauce?

>>10820421
I swear the amerimutt meme was based on this fucking guy.

>>10822286
>t. r*ddit soyboy in pic related

>>10822286
>who gives a shit if some redditfag does this.
263 people gave it a like and the faggot himself thought it was worth taking and sharing a photo of.

>>10822286
Get a life and stop being some hedonistic piece of shit

>>10822290
Its Marinara dummy! This is a cooking board and you dont even know about spaghet sauce!

>>10822290
I wish I knew, Anon

>>10822286
Because it means he is developmentally challenged.

>>10801955
nice sips op

>>10801955
There's only one sparkling water for patricians, OP.

>>10824565

I hope everyone in this thread trips and falls onto a sharp, feces-encrusted rock.

>>10819373
Jesus Christ what is this image. Look at what we’ve done.

overall a good thread. I'll sip a Croix to that.

>>10801955
THIS IS THE THREADS THAT GET 300+
fucking normies

>>10818492
>25g of sugar in one can
>better
no fucking shit, retard. Not everybody wants to get diabetes though.

>>10818968
np, they're really good. Just released a mango and black cherry flavor where I live too, Mango didn't leave me all impressed, though.

>>10827322
i bet the people who made this thread have been on this website and alive much longer than you retard

>>10818492
enjoy diabetes

>>10827322
newfag detected

>>10801955
>soft pink hands
>literal faggot
>too weak to even fold the tab back down
kys

>>10802080
>>>10802094
>reddit
>>10802392
>reddit
>>10802425
>Reddit
>>10802437
>reddit
>>10802459
>>10803114
>>10803277
>>10803392
>>10803408
>>10803435
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>>10803993
>>10803960
>>10807468
>>10808444
>>10812218
>>10820306
>>10820292
>>10819354
>>10819274
>>10818965
>>10818943
>>10818492
>>10818355
>>10824613
>>10824563
>>10827322
reddit

>>10803466
shut up. polar is MUCH better than LeCroix

>>10830437
>he unironically drinks Polar over the Croix

Currently sippin on this. Tfw to poor for lacroix

>>10830128
>he thinks pellegrino is a soft drink
You are the plebbest of plebs

>>10831247
>Drinking 30g of sugar in 12oz

>>10831443
I guess im getting trolled (lamely) but pellegrino is first and foremost sparkling water