/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10799473
>burnt eggs with burnt toast/10

Enh/10.

>>10799473
god fuckin damn son

healthy and boring but the eggs are aesthetic

>>10799473
>coffe grounds in lip of mug

feeling a light 4

>>10799475
burnt toast yes burnt eggs no
perfectly runny yolks and very delicate not rubbery whites

>>10799495
>conveniently cuts all the burnt edges off the eggs

You cooked them on too high of heat. It's obvious from how overcooked the whites are with all those pock marks and how the yolks are too thin and I can see your fucking reflection in them. Nice color yolks, though. Too bad you fucked up perfectly good eggs. It's alright, though; we all had to start at some point.

>>10799514
You are wrong my friend

>>10799473
MGS4/10

>no veggies

>>10799473
Positives:
>beautiful mug
Negatives:
>burnt, dry, unbuttered toast
>unseasoned eggs
>fried eggs (scrambled are much better)
>runny yolk
>coffee grounds making it into the cup (seriously how do you fuck up a cup of coffee?)'

You've got potential. Just need to work on it.

>>10799473
>no cig
Amateur

Who in the fuck uses a knife with eggs?

>>10799833
cig was after the meal with coffee my friend
>>10799830
eggs are seasoned
who has a fried egg without runny yolks???
I brew the coffee straight in the cup, feels good man
>>10799835
how else do you do it
>>10799827
vegans go home

>>10799850
>eggs are seasoned
With what? At least put a little black pepper on next time.
>who has a fried egg without runny yolks
Intelligent and sophiticated folk, that's who.
>I brew the coffee straight in the cup
Alright that's just weird. Seriously buy an Aeropress or something, don't live like this...you're better than that.

>>10799862
I brew the coffee in the cup by choice, it's the best
Runny yolk is the best
pepper on eggs is not good

>>10799850
>I brew the coffee straight in the cup, feels good man

How do you get rid of the grains? Or do you just drink it with them in there?

>>10799473
Simple. Rustic. Plain.

I would make some adjustments but overall you did well. 7/10

>>10799876
I drink it with the grains
Somehow they never get in my mouth and it tastes great while being extremely simple to make

>>10799900
I assume the grains sink to the bottom, so you can just leave the last bit of coffee and avoid them. The coffee would be getting stronger and stronger the longer it steeps as well.

I need to try this. If it works I wonder why I ever spent money on a coffee press.

>>10799876
>>10799900
>Somehow they never get in my mouth
The grinds weigh more than water, so they sink to the bottom. Look up cowboy coffee, it's the same principle except using a pot rather than directly into the cup.

>>10799907
try it
it's a simple as instant coffee but tastes infinitely better

>>10799473
>no butter
>burnt toast
>disgusting runny eggs

what's with all the non-runny egg plebs itc
i thought you were better than that, ck

>>10799917
What the hell is "itc"?

>>10799918
>when you mix up the discord world and the chan world

*itt

>>10799921
go back

r8 mine

>>10799830
>runny yolk is a negative

>>10799930
What's under the hollandaise? I can see some avocado and spinach peeking out.

>>10799926
i have nowhere to go back to

>>10799944
asparagus as well

>>10799955
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>>10799950
:(

>>10799965
why are you spamming your breakfast folder? just post the one you made today nigger

>>10799966
CONTENT

You should just admit that you actually want eggs benedict with hollandaise instead

WTF... Don't you have meat where you live?

>>10799930
that looks fucking good m8

>>10799473
Better than I'd expect from current day r9... I mean /ck/.

>>10800098
no

Rate my brekkie, no bully pls

>>10800140
make an 2 egg omelette and fold it over in the barm next time
either that or a couple of slices or fried spam/rasher of bacon with the egg
stick the break in the pan for a bit/toast it
deserves a hot drink with it imo

>>10800198
>break
bread

>>10799473

R.I.P. ur brekky, more like

>>10799473
Toast 5/10
Eggs 7/10
(Nice job on them yokes btw)
Coffee 6/10

>>10800140
Brazil/10

>>10800113

>>10799473
3/10

>>10800255
1/10

>>10800255
I feel sick ahahahha wtf is going on with those eggs. Also seems like you've forgotten to cook your bacon, mate.

>>10800280
That's called an omelette, the bacon is cooked.

>>10800255
i always forget that people can actually mess up making eggs
no idea what is happening with the (pork?) either

It's corn time bitches

>>10800292
You must've also forgotten what eggs and pork looks like

>>10800310
you could have gotten some nice meme points for cured lamb
better luck next time with the egg over easy

>>10800301
Where? I'm in 7b and mine have ears starting but they're not ready.

>>10799480
Might lt be a Brit.
They use that horrible instant coffee. I always make fun of them not having a coffee machine when they mention electic kettles.
Plus, microwaving water is faster than an electric kettle even on their higher voltage outlets, so they're just retarded period.

>>10800494
I get to use this pic again lel

>>10800525
now i'm curious if that would actually work

>>10800255
Everything looks dry as hell.

>>10799862
>aeropress
Come on, you're better than this. Just get a fucking french press

>>10799473
Eggs look good. Everything else, including the table, looks like garbage.

Not very good OP, the toast looks much too overdone, you got grounds in your coffee and although the yolks on those eggs are looking good, there is no need to have done them all together, you would have been much better off doing 3 decently toasted bits of bread and placing an egg atop each

for me this would have been among the saddest breakfasts in my days

>>10799473
Overdone toast, no siding, exaggerated number of eggs. 6/10 only because eggs are awesome.

>>10801207
>for me this would have been among the saddest breakfasts in my days

I would have just thrown that toast in the trash and accepted the loss even at my lowest point.

>>10801216
>no siding
the go to criticism of the fat

>>10800494
read the thread faggot

>2 pieces of bread for 3 yolks
are you some kind of madman?
1 bread per 1 yolk

>>10801236
Ironically some sidings would make it less fat, since you wouldn't use so many eggs.

>>10799930

>>10799930
>avocado with mayo/hollandaise
Why do people do this? Both are fat-based, add some prots instead. If trying to keep it vegan, sliced seared tofu would go well with it.

>>10801263
Stop.

>>10801263
it wouldn't make you less fat though

>>10801372
Well, no dish will make you less fat, period. (Except maybe ice, but it's negligible). However you can reduce the caloric intake from something like the OP by switching one or two eggs with grated veggies or mushrooms, for example.

But that wasn't even the reason I suggested it, it's more like just the toast+egg is rather bland-tasting. Another alternative would be cooking the egg in tomato sauce (shakshuka, huevos rancheros, ovos no purgatório).

>>10799830
>fried eggs (scrambled are much better)
Get off of /ck/ you literal manchild.

>>10799473
You should have made a giant round of hash browns to put those eggs on top of and added a small glass of range juice along side the coffee.

>>10801551
you're still fat

>>10801268
psssst.... hollandaise has egg yolks in it

>>10799835
Someone who overcooks them until they are too rubbery for a fork

>>10799955
>That picture of Moses

>>10801551
shut up fatboy

>>10799473
Why is your fork so fat

>>10801734
do girls always get naked when they hang out alone

>>10799475
Those eggs look like over medium, that's not burnt

>>10799473
I wasn't gonna talk shit until I saw the steak knife. Who even needs a knife for ehs.

>>10799473
How is it even possible to make your eggs look so weird

>>10799950
Go forward then, just go away.

>>10800494
>They use that horrible instant coffee
No wonder they're so into tea

>>10799952
Can I smell you piss, Anon

>>10799958
>that leg pose
What is wrong with you

>>10800255
I'm genuinely curious how you got your eggs to look like that Subway breakfast sandwich Styrofoam egg insert. What's the method?

>>10802243
I dropped them on the plane upside down before correcting

It looks eggscellent.

>>10799473
cook your eggs cunt

>>10799473
needs seasoning, toast is burned, steak knife
>>10799930
meme food
>>10800140
egg is burned to plastic
>>10800255
I need water just looking at this

>>10801304
Nigger there is nothing wrong with mixing two ingredients with the same basic nutrient profile together if they taste good.

My breakfast today.
They called it eggs Benedict but I'm not sure it counts. I don't begrudge them for trying, though. Japan isn't always on the ball with western food.

>>10799514
Oh look it's another autist who has no idea what he's talking about. sit down, junior, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>10799473
aesthetic, but that's about it

>>10799955
Is that you, Joe?

>>10803915
I hope to God you didn't pay more than the equivalent of $3.
The bread and salad both look like they came from a plastic bag in Walmart, and the hollandaise resembles a melted Kraft single.

>>10803915
i dont wanna be mean but that looks abysmal

>>10804239
>>10804291
It is cheese.
But don't worry, some places do know what they are doing.

>>10801530
>strawberries with bread
the toast looks nice though