/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10794443
I remember reading about him on KTT in ‘15, normie s have known for a while now

>>10794444
is that what op is about

jiro dreams of sushi has been reddit tier since it came out

>>10794482
name a better food documentary then .

>>10794496
>reddit makes it inherently bad
That is not what I meant

watched this on netflix a few years ago, he's a miserable old wanker, good sushi though

>>10794443
Jiro nightmares of ass rape!

>>10794496
Earthlings

>>10794443
>put one thing on top of another thing
>crafting

Just like my video games.

>>10794443
>reddit phoneposting

Yeah, you stupid assholes need to watch Eat Drink, Man Woman. If you want food based culture. Not like one of you fucks will do it, or are worth it in the first place.

>>10794641

What I was trying to say is, you're all modern human garbage not worthy of the considerations of your forbearers. Just so you garbage people know that.

>>10794641

>>10794496
Eat Pray Love

>>10794443
I liked the documentary.
t. somebody with no discipline

>>10794690

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=152&v=EMmyamL4VGw

>>10794680
t.roastie

>>10794696

t. shut in.

>>10794692
Have seen this before and enjoyed it too.

>>10794702

It's like watching Islay Scotch being made, but its not booze.

>>10794702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Xo900woaU

>>10794700
t.reddit

>>10794713

yeah. momma's shut in boy.

>>10794443
That'rr be 5000 dorrars

>>10794443
>>10794444
>muh honorabu Japanese 10,000x folded craft
>muh 10 years to put fish on rice
This "documentary" is prime feeding material for pretentious weeboos to pay hundreds of dorras for a reservatiom at Jiro's and obey his obscene rules and claim the experience is unmatched anywhere else in the world, when you could go to many other sushi places in the area for less for the same quality

Basically, overhyped

>>10794729

He's focused on his work, if you can pay for it, you do. Why are you such a gaping asshole about a guy who has become a master at his art? Can't you stupid cunting ass find another sushi restuarant? God you people are such stupid assholes.

>>10794729

You know you can spend 10 grand on an anal plug? Why aren't you bitching about the golden anal dildo like your type really should?

>>10794496
i like killing flies

>>10794729
You don't respect his discipline to the art of sushi?

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>>10794738
Are you actually this mad over someone insulting your raw fish hero on the internet

Lemme guess, you went to Jiro's

>>10794742

Some sister raping asshole from Wisconsin is going to care about the art of sushi? Just fucking drop it. Let these flyover state incesters do their thing.

>>10794738
They legitimately feel better, gold is an inert substance which will not cause poisoning like most other dildo materials do, and the soft nature of gold means that it adapts to the shape of your anal passage after prolonged use.

>>10794744

No, I just hate you stupid assholes. I've never been to Jiros. I've seen the movie once. I just want you fucking filth to suffer and die.

>>10794750

I'm glad your bum is happy.

>>10794751
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>>10794752
>being this mad

>>10794755

you jokers reall attribute vitriol to upset. You need to learn about this website. Look up those words, then get back to me.

>>10794751
Holy shit imagine being THIS autistic

>>10794755
Sorry, I'm getting really hosed watching you stupid assholes have a fit. So continue your fit so I can enjoy my night.

>>10794757
>paying 300 dorra for this
YES Mister Jiro-san, this sushi is like oishii in my mouth!

>>10794758

I'm thawtistic. Frozen austicness.. Right? Thawtistic. Jesus christ you kids are so easy.

I'm making wraps with tuna/mayo as a base, then romaine lettuce cut up, pickles, cheddar cheese mustard and 4 type pepper on top of the wrap. It's fucking delicious.

>>10794758

Australian Autistic

He's fucking HILARIOUS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oyKVAjISmI

>>10794761
okay. but you being an annoying sperg does not mean that you have a real argument or even understand whats going on here. im just traveling thru this thread and it just looks like one tard forgot to take his medicine today. (that tard is you)

>>10794742
Discipline by itself is not necessarily a good thing. Lots of people are stuck in old ways because it's traditional or all they've done or all they've ever known, and they never improve, like building something by hand when technology can be superior. There's probably some Chinese proverb about what I mean.

I guess I can admire his persistence, but it really doesn't matter to me, whatever makes him the most happy or self actualized.

And you get idiots like Betsy Blowhard here who think his sushi is like a gift from heaven because of it.

>>10794775
Weird. Whenever I saw his posters at comedy festivals I assumed he was American and never bothered with him.

>>10794776
You can remove the space, but I still can feel your anger, and see your IP. Jiro's is overrated and a tourist trap for foodies.

>>10794715
How fat are you, lady?

>>10794798

Hug your cat.

>>10794759
>that 30 year old boomer who doesn’t get irony

>>10794496
Jackie Chan

>>10794803
>projecting this much

>>10794641
why can I never get enough seeds of this

>>10794826

Your pictures kinda say what you are. You're a bit of a mess, aren't you?

>>10794729
Oh look it's that shit cunt who kept getting banned for Jiroposting. What's it like being the least popular person on the second least popular board on the most hated website on the internet, you drooling aspergers fucktard?

Jiro dreams of you being found dead impaled on your 14" horse dildo.

>>10794857
300 dorra gaijin posting was someone else, not me.
I bet you think 30yo boomer posting is one person, too.

>>10794854
Not really. I'm making slower progress in my career of choice than expected, but am also coming to terms with the fact that my expectations were mere youthful arrogance. I'm coming to understand who I am and continue to grow as a person. The next tier of my life is well in sight.

Life is pretty good, all things considered. You?