/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10789214
>mocha frappe with breve
If only they could malt it, it would be goat milkshake.

Is this an actual boomer

>>10789214
>Why is this place so awful?
Because it's full of pretentious cunts who try to out-cunt each other by being a bigger pain in the ass than the cunt in front of them. Starbucks loves this, caters to it, and creates a menu of self-indulgent shit that allows this cuntery to flourish.

Elliot Rodger went to Starbucks the day he killed people

you sound like you've literally never been inside of a starbucks in your life

It's another "low-tier coffee chain culturally intimidates the flyovers" thread.

Let me guess, "successful" people in your food desert drive their shoddily-built American cars for hours and hours burning many gallons of gasoline just to be seen in line ordering the provocatively hip new "cappuccinos" so they can post it on local social media and project an image of sophisticated upscale chic.

Predictably, the 1 public bus route in your entire state doesn't have a stop near that particular "upscale" strip mall, due to pressure from the local chamber of commerce to keep the "bad elements" away from anything actually useful. So you have yet to personally experience this fashionable, exclusive new kind of coffee, other than vicariously through Facebook.

Soon, the box factory will reopen though. Jefferson Davis Sessions and his destroying angel Betsie De Vos will inflict the Lord's wrath upon all these minorities and coastie college cuckolds who are keeping you down, and you'll be a winner just like those elite gastronomes who smugly sip their $15 coffee drinks whilst fiddling with fruit-branded consumer goods.

>>10790474
Based.

>>10790474
What did he mean by this

Don't forget the flies everywhere and the general dirtiness.

>>10790474
OP BTFO!

>>10790474
Nice

>>10790474
holy SHIT m8 w2c this ownage kopipe

>>10789214
Just get an iced americano

>>10791379
I would honestly avoid ordering anything at Starbucks that isn't flavored or sweetened

>>10789214
It's actually great if you just order a grande cold brew like a normal person.

>>10791471
Or any of the reserves brewed on the clover. All of those are genuinely good

>>10789407
At the tender age of seventeen.

>>10790513
Is there a new word filter? I see one word responses of "based" a shitload lately like you normally see Kek, or lel. Do people really think typing "based" as a response to a post is somehow acceptable? At least post a reaction image, this is a fucking image board after all. Newfags, boomers, and summer need to learn to lurk moar. Just because you learned a new bit of jargon doesn't mean you should go around posting as if you suddenly think you fit in. You don't.

>>10791522
s o y b o y = basedboy now

>>10791570
You can use soy on /ck/. People just use based as a response and have for years. I don't know what the other poster is sperging about.

>>10791573
They're used based to be sarcastic, you fucknut

>>10791596
So?

>>10791570
I know that.
>>10791573
I've just seen it a lot lately here and on /sp/. I may be sporting a little but its fucking retarded and adds absolutely nothing to the thread. You dont get upvotes on 4chan so why do faggots feel the need to insert themselves into a thread when they have nothing of value to add? The very least you should do is post a reaction image if you dont have a thought or a joke beyond
>BASED XXXDDDDD
Maybe I'm just grumpy and need a Snickers™ but that doesn't make me wrong.

>>10791621
I think you're just autistic

>>10790474
>I tried so hard and got so far

Starbucks blows regardless, but calling it anything but abject pleb is pants on head retarded.

t. former starcucks "barista'

>>10791624
>he gets annoyed by newfags shitting up threads
>must be autistic

>>10791624
this senpai

>>10791638
You're freaking out about single word replies, a trend that has existed for literally the entire history of the site

>>10791642

>>10791624
sometimes the autism is good though

>>10792179
Nothing wrong with having a bit of the old 'tism.

>>10791450
Tastes fine. Its just watered down espresso

>>10790459
Nom nom corporate cum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzdhTGaWzec#t=53m40s
>that moment where he closes his eyes for a second and just lifts his hand and the lights go red
so fucking good

>>10792619
You have to see it in context of what came before though

>>10792619
>video game music
>professional orchestra
what a waste of resources
and it's not even for a good video game

>>10793126
Well, that's your opinon, man.

>>10793282
Forgot image

>>10793126
Is this any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrpWBgB6oz8
If not who would you waste the resources on? Only Bach allowed?

>>10793342
>Is this any better?
Somewhat, I guess.
>Only Bach allowed?
I don't like Bach played by non-baroque ensembles, or conducted by generalists. So, no.

I don't go to starbucks because I don't want fecal matter in my coffee.

>>10793364
>not liking bach played by any non-HIP group
my nigga

>>10793364
>I don't like Bach played by non-baroque ensembles, or conducted by generalists. So, no.
Well... Guess I'm outclassed. Have a good night, sir.

>>10792245
I understand what an americano is senpai, Starbucks espresso is best suited drowned in milk and sugar