/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10789416
Bread and cheese

>>10789416
cheese, and actually grilling it instead of pan frying or using a counter top press.

>>10789416
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/625507

>>10789416
Multiple kinds of cheese, lots of butter, and putting a little cheese on the outside of the bread. And then dipping it in mustard.

>>10789416
Tomato soup
I like to bake my sandwichs open faced in the oven and then transfer them to a pan for frying

>>10789427
Disgusting

>>10789427
terrible, take a lap.or 50 considering your butter comment. Don't need shit loads of butter to make something taste good girl.

butter both sides of each slice of bread

>>10789416
keep the heat low and take your time

>>10789416
Goat cheese or aged cheddar

>>10789437
u r
>>10789438
You should be more concerned about white bread than butter. You don't need to cover the thing in an inch of butter though, but enough to just soak into the bread a little bit as it cooks to get it crispy without just becoming dry or burning.

>>10789416
Butter and a little mayo
Spread a little Korean spicy paste inside
Half fry an egg and throw it in too.
Multiple kinds of cheese.
Cook out low and slow, I know too many people that think high heat = cooks it better but they just end up with a charred brick

>>10789458
nothing wrong with white bread for a grilled cheese; not the best choice but it's still fine.

>>10789436
>The best grilled cheese is the accessory.
How wrong can one Anon be?

the SECRET they dont want you to know about, instead of butter you use mayonnaise. but just a little bit.

>>10789465
Not talking about taste, but for health reasons. White bread is pretty bad compared to whole grain breads. If you eat too much butter, you'll probably just get a bit of diarrhea. If you eat too much white bread you get constipated and blood sugar spikes and stuff like that.

>>10789483
we are talking about grilled cheese here, health is not an issue desu.

>>10789487
You brought it up first by commenting about my use of butter

>>10789490
cause it 's just wrong.

>>10789493
Don't be a hypocrite

>>10789515
Good nubs

Clarified butter. Grated cheese. Medium low to medium heat. Frequent flipping. Spread the clarified butter directly on the bread before adding to your already hot (medium low to medium) pan. Add grated (freshly) cheese in between the bread. Press down with a spatula. Flip frequently. Put a lid on it if you have a lot of cheese or your cheese is really cold.

Can always finish in a microwave for 15 seconds at a time if the cheese isn't totally melted. Won't ruin it.

Dip in tomato sauce or tomato soup.

>>10789416

Put TWO slices of American cheese on it.

>>10789618
that's not shiny enough to be real grilled cheese, fuck that dried up looking cat shit shit

>>10789618
"yum" lol. looks like dried up ass hole rolls.

>>10789416
Steaming it

>>10789729
oh fuck this.

>>10789416
Make it with tomato soup

>>10789825
this is probably worse than steaming it. All the liquid would just run right through the bottom.

2 slices of cheese with crushed chipotle pepper flakes between the two

>>10789829
this but 9 slices of cheese and wonder bread, with habanero slices. Also what kind of auto correct is this?

Sous Vide is the only way. Then char it on a burnt body.

put mayo on outside instead of butter

add ham

>>10789839
I disabled auto correct a long time ago because it made more mistakes than corrections

>>10789416
Freshly grounded white pepper.

>>10789478
dont do this it made a foul smell that even febreze wont rid

>>10789849
that would make it a grilled cheese and ham instead of a grilled cheese though. If we're going there you should add heirloom tomatoes, mayo, an bread and butter pickles.

What do you think about this idea below?
Euthaneasy, like euthanasia but easy.

mayo on the outside

The secret is good ketchup.

>>10789892
YEEE like that heinz bb.

>>10789425
It's been years, anon. Everyone else has moved on. I'm probably one of the only fucking idiots here who even get what you're referring to. Move on with your life. I hear logposting on /b/ is the new barneyfag posting.

butter is the secret

>>10789416
>Jesus Christ, Favreau...

If you ejaculate on the bread, then come back later and cum in the ejaculate, you'll create a double Y chromosome bread baby that will add meat to the grilled cheese.

>>10789906
But if he gives up, that means THEY win.
His tiny Canadian brain cannot comprehend it, he has to be the top (((them))).

Plain white wonderbread, kraft singles, butter. put it in a toaster bag and toast it.

What type of cheese is best besides American?

>Want to make Grilled Cheese
>Remember my microwave is broken

>>10789425
what the fuck does that gif have to do with my little pony

>>10790130
Sharp cheddar

>>10790174
is your pan broken too?

Is this a cheese on toast thread?

>>10790179
It doesn't.
He's just retarded.

>>10790179
reddit/v meme
>>10789416
i dont understand why people like this bland shit sandwitch

>>10790130
>besides American

>no one has posted the webm
>i dont have the webm

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items: Cheese, Bread, and spread (usually butter). This entire thread consist of melts. Almost every grilled cheese sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this thread is called "grilled cheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a tuna melt. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you have had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread, but if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own thread entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert, but as a bland white mid-western male I am the most passionate person in america when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from my grilled cheese and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and commented for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheese" all over 4chan and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this thread this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own thread just because I know this one exists now.
Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is, or make your damn melt sandwich and call it what it is. A melt.

>>10790702
>finger tattoos
god what a faggot

>>10790702
I don't either so I was just going to post "Jesus Christ Favreau" but now that someone's already mentioned it it feels pointless.

>>10790174
>uses a microwave
>still calls it grilled cheese

>>10791155
Been a WHILE since I've seen this pasta

>>10789438
Butter is the key to grilled cheese.

Without butter you've just got toast and cheese. With butter, the butter infuses into the bread and browns along with it. You don't just cook the bread and melt the cheese, you cook the butter too.

the REAL secret is to use marmite, really gives the toastie a sharp salty flavour

>>10791188
Come on man, don't be so mean to jeff

>>10789416 (OP)
Hang yourself
https://derpibooru.org/625507

>>10789416
If I had accordion keys on the side it would look like his cutie mark!

>The Royal Society of Chemistry, together with the British Cheese Board, has today announced the formula for making the perfect slice of cheese on toast.

http://www.rsc.org/AboutUs/News/PressReleases/2013/formula-perfect-cheese-on-toast.asp

>>10791829
Impressive, Very nice

steamed cheese

>>10789419
based

>>10789416
fudge, but not too much fudge

>>10789722
>dried up ass hole rolls
You would know the taste of those, wouldn't you gayboy

dip sandwich in an egg wash of one egg and 1/4 of milk and fry in a greased pan instead of buttering the bread
you’ll never go back

>>10789416
unironically melty american cheese product

>>10791829
This. Mods, do your job.

>>10794090
I don't understand what a grilled cheese has to do with ponies.

>>10794131
click his link

>>10793897
yeah.

>>10793916
Do americans really do this?

>>10793897
This isn't an insult btw, and it's how everyone knows you are under the age of 13.

>>10789416
Use cojack

>>10789463
this sounds like it would taste good, but give you horrific smelling farts.
ima try it.

>>10794131
see
>>10791829

>>10794202
see
yourself out.

>>10794138
>>10794202
>Just be as disillusioned as ME.
Yeah, I would rather not be as autistic as you.

>>10794223
So, you didn't click any links?

>>10791829
Kill yourself you autistic faggot, nobody wants you here.

>>10794495
That's mean.

>>10789416
The biggest secret is lots of butter. I've made them with dollar store bread and "cheese" all the way up to artisan breads and expensive cheeses. If you just make a "toastie" without any butter, it's really not all that good, but use as much butter as the bread can soak up and even with nigger tier ingredients, it's fucking delicious.

>>10789427
mayo instead of butter

>>10794642
I really hate the smell of egg that's gotten browned so I hate the thought of using mayo instead of butter. Butter tastes really good when it's gotten browned anyway, I can't see mayo tasting better since it's mostly just a neutral oil with a bit of lemon or vinegar.

If you use mayo because you don't want to wait for butter to soften, just add the butter to the pan so it melts and then put the grilled cheese on top of that.

>>10789427
correct post

>>10789416
actual cheese instead of the plastic american.

>>10789416
several kinds of cheese. buttering the bread.

>>10794888
Checked.
I use mayo because I don't really like the butter masking the flavor of my bread and cheeses. Mayo adds a more subtle flavor because like you said it's pretty neutral.

put some bacon in it
>omg but bacon is reddit
lick my taint

>>10795162
Are there really people who won't eat something because it's "reddit"? What does that even mean?

>>10795050
wrong

>>10795165
yes i had some friends over for dinner and among them was some obviously-a-/pol/-user contrarian dweeb, obviously just brought along because our mutual friend either couldn't shake them or felt bad about it. he looks like pic related just without the maga hat

he mostly just kept his mouth shut but every once in a while he apparently just could not control his contrarian urges and had to try to casually add that bacon was overrated (we were having a dish that included bacon), and also trying to "helpfully" inform me that the bottle of soy sauce in the kitchen could be affecting my hormone levels. the fucking nerve of this little pencil neck dweeb with his skinny little arms, i swear these people have no self-awareness whatsoever and yes they very much do define their diet via 4chan contrarianism

>>10795180
>"helpfully" inform me that the bottle of soy sauce in the kitchen could be affecting my hormone levels
Jesus christ, please tell me you made this up.

>>10795192
>Jesus christ, please tell me you made this up.
99% of the time when a libcuck tells a story involving DRUMF, it's wish-fulfillment fantasy.

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>>10790702
I just youtube'd this and I don't get it. is it just way too much fucking cheese or what. I'm Australian, in case any Americans are confused by how I could consider something, "too much".

Two slices of fresh bread. Cheese. Put cheese on bread. Add dashes of the following: salt, pepper, chilli flakes, hot sauce. Put a little oil on it. Grill for 5 minutes, just so it's just a little overdone. Cut into triangles. Add chives or basil and a touch more pepper. Serve with chilled garlic mayonnaise dip. Wash down with iced apple & orange juice mixed together with 1/3 water.

>>10790130
Munster is fucking fantastic desu

>>10789416
Add peanut butter

>>10789416
Umami

>>10790174
>grilled
>microwave

>>10789416
How is it possible to fuck up a grilled cheese?

white bread
american cheese
toaster

>>10789416
Not using a pan.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, then stick the sandwich in the oven directly on the rack at 345 F (just below smoke point of butter) for 10 minutes. They come out perfectly crisp but not burnt with perfectly melted cheese every time. This method is foolproof.

>>10789416
Mayo instead of butter

>>10798303
Burn it, or undercook it. Either way you'd have to be woefully incompetent.

>>10794144
You can also try spreading mayo instead of butter, tastes tangy if the mayo had lemon zest. comes out nice and crispy.

Cultured salted butter.

French batard bread

>>10798494
I'm going to try that.

>>10798778
What is bastard bread?

>>10789463
i would say the mayo is sufficient. especially when you're using white or brioche bread. it gives it kind of a texture like an airy french toast.

>>10798861
Batard

Its baguette dough that is proofed and shaped differently. Making a loaf suitable for sandwiches

>>10791509
>>10796928
>calling it grilled
>cooking it on the pan

>>10798810
don't it creates mustard gas

>>10789729
i unironically steam mine (after pan toasting in butter so it doesn't lose all crunchiness) because it reminds me of my depression era grandma's grilled cheese. sometimes nostalgia makes food taste better than proper cooking methods. also why bread and butter pickle chips are a mainstay side dish at thanksgiving.

>>10789839
whew, thought you were doing that new /pol/ meme on here

>>10789416
Paprika.

>>10789416
The secret is to use like medium heat

>>10790702
>I had to scroll this far before getting to this webm
Fucks sake

>>10789416
Half a stick of butter per sandwich.

Omit bread, grill haloumi

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peasants. the French already mastered the cheese sandwich, it's called a croque monsieur.

FABULOUSNESS

>>10799139
Holy fucking shit, just fuckin' roasted decades of countless people in a single post on a mexican jumping bean trading forum.

>>10790702
Do I really have to do it?

>>10791863
God damn it I love this board.

Based on my experience? Use at least a few different types of cheese for a more complex flavor and more stringy noticeable cheese, also the bread.

>>10799307
>that mole
that kid is going to wish he had autism instead

>>10799325
Girl I went to school with had a birth mark about the size of a quarter on her cheek, wasn't raised or grotesque, but it made the peach fuzz everyone has stand out a bit against it. And then it started to grow more hair because that's what birthmarks/moles do for whatever reason. One day in high school it was shaved. No-one said anything, but I think we all knew. poor girl.
Another girl that was pretty well off had a spider vein near her eye, which is inoffensive on its own, but it disappeared after returning from summer break one year so she must of had laser treatment

>>10791599
>infuses

>>10799309
Jesus Christ Favreu

preheat oven to 450
but buttered bread directly on rack, butter side down
let it sit about 5 minutes
add cheese, buttered bread (facing up) and flip
let it sit another 5 minutes
bam, perfect

>>10789416

You put cheese on toast.

>>10790130
Mozzarella, yo.

>>10791829
Lmao that's quite a stretch. There isn't even pony there but the fact that it's on derpi is enough to trigger you? Interesting. I'm gonna start using this.

>>10789416
onion, worchestershire and hot sauce

>>10800377
You're dumb, the answer is gouda.

Garlic dill pickles, American cheese, brown mustard, A1 steak sauce, and a little bit of worchestershire.

Obviously buttered and grilled on both sides. Other cheeses such as cheddar are acceptable.

>>10789416
A thin coat of mustard inside on one slice of bread.