/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I've only ever had the white, orange and the Valentino Rossi sips.
I like the orange one but the white one is always cheaper so I buy white.

>>10789277
I have never bought a monster energy drink in my life, but god damn is thi meme making me want to try some! epic!

>>10789137
>no mocha java
1, 2, and 4 are good imo

>>10789137
Monster: preferred by 9 out of 10 low-T manlets!

>>10789408
Red bull detected

>>10789137
for me it's monster soy pink flavor.

Wheres the monster fruit punch at

>>10789137
>no The Doctor

I drink half a 2 at breakfast, then come lunch I need a pick-me-up so I pour half a can of 7 into my half-can of 2. Then I still have half a can of 7 to help me wind down at the end of the day. This routine is delicious and makes life so much better.

>>10789137
8, hands down.

>drink a red bull
>no caffeine buzz whatsoever
>drink half a monster
>bouncing off the walls

>>10789137
Definitely the white one.

>>10789137
Citron will always be the best. RIP

>>10789137
This right here is the absolutely best! The two Rehabs are my second choices.

>>10789137
8

Sunrise

>>10789899
That's a solid sip schedule! Where do you get your yellows at bro??? I think they may have discontinued them.. I haven't seen them in my area in months.

>>10789137
sorry boomer-kiddo but sipping is totally uncool and embarrassing now thanks to the 30 year old boomer meme.

>no purple sips
Into the trash

This was my favorite but I can't find it anywhere.
Was it discontinued?

coffee is far better
monsters are retarded childish drinks for kunts

>>10789137
>monster makes the best energy drinks on the market by a wide margin
>they'll never put them in a can that doesn't look like autism incarnate

6 is my favorite because it's generic energy drink taste that doesn't taste like sugar overdose. I mostly buy the variant with less sugar anyway.
also, ice cold makes it so much better.
otherwise I buy 7 or 5.

>>10792890
Yeah they canned it.

>>10792908
Not everyone likes coffee. Though I'll agree monster's branding is the most middle school tier thing imaginable.

>>10789137
>Best flavour not even on chart
Your taste is so bad I'll have to starve myself for three days to get it out of my mouth baka

Best kind, by far. Long time fan, but slowly and surely I began to hate every flavour.

I also like Ultra black/white.

My dad went to the hospital drinking number 9 and beer once.

For discontinued flavours, Chai-hai was the best.

RIP old friend.

Only one that doesn't taste like chemical death desu senpai

8

>>10792916
>implying the cans aren't sexy as fuck
>implying chicks aren't all over anyone who holds a can monster

>>10793320
My man!

>>10789137
Oh boy. I just like em all.

>>10793350
It tastes like sugar death instead.

6 its just always been my go-to shit

Cuba Lima but it's extinct so 5

>>10789798
More like Rockstar amirite bro

>>10789137

Rehab lemonade, with mango loco being a good second option.

>>10793332
Russian was pretty good.

>tfw was just getting some sips at the sip aisle
>suddenly an old lady comes up to the tips, hangs up her coat on the end of the plastic pole of an advert
>starts lining up the huge amount of Red Bull cans the store stocked for students
>pushes my shopping cart aside, takes a picture of all the lined up Red Bull cans, and leaves to do the same thing at the refrigerated drinks section
life is wild out here

For me, it's Duracell

Post the tier list

>>10789137
Ironic shilling is still shilling. Please report and ignore shills, real or bait. Stop responding like retards.

>>10789137
They are all horrible.

Only drinkable Monster is Rehab ..and not sure it exists anymore. But those energy-drinks are all BS anyways. One cup of coffee has way more caffeine than those stupid diabetes drinks (aspartame is no better).

>>10794980
>not a mix of monster ultra and duracell
absolute pleb
>>10795030
it's not ironic and i bet you drink redbull you fag

>>10795030
>that 30 year old boomer who doesn’t drink /sip/s

Test

God i miss meth so much

>>10789137
who else /ultra black/ here?
i can't be the only one with the golden tongue

>>10789137

8

So im drinking rockstar zero and it tastes like body odor

>>10795995
That's why you should drink monster you uncultured swine

1. White
2. Black
3. Red
4. Blue
5. Orange
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POWER GAP
9000000001: Purple

the best sip

>>10789137
The one that gives you inoperable cancer so all of them

>>10789137
>Hey, boys! What's the best flavor Monster™?
Trick question. Do not drink that shit.

>>10789137
>Monster 3
where were Monster 1 and Monster 2?

>>10789137
Assault far the highest tier, orbitally so.
Then Rehab and Juiced, rest are so far below they aren't worth rating.

this is the top tier stuff. just appeared in my store a couple weeks ago.

>>10793153
heh, canned it

>>10789137

If it's not broke, don't jew it.

>>10796103
patrician detected
purple tastes like medicine

>>10795937
Don't we all