/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10788725
Oooga boooga !!!!! Bleaaaarg!!!

>>10788725

>>10788725
The Spanish and/or Portuguese.

WE

Whatever cave dude who first put fire to meat.

>>10788751
This. BBQ trancends race

>>10788765
But snow nigs don't BBQ.

>>10788725
>You know who invented BBQ, right?
Yeah, the Native Americans
fucking We Wuz niggers really can't catch a break, they've really created nothing ever in the history of man

>>10788725
Nope. The Spics saw some islanders cooking that way during their first journeys of discovery, which was long before they started importing niggers from Africa.
>>10788736
This is closer to the truth.

>>10788751
>>10788765
>>10788786
Retards. Barbecue is not just cooking on an open fire. Amazing that ck is the board that knows the least about food.

>>10788795
Don't be laughable.

Mongolians we're BBQ'ing before kunte kinte had his first collard greens and pork ribs.

>>10788786
Really google american inventors

>>10788807
Let me guess, you're one of those morons that uses the terms grilling and barbecue interchangeably?

>>10788725

American barbecue was invented by slaves, that's why it traditionally involves the least tender cuts of meat. the stuff their masters wouldn't eat. They overcame the tough cuts with long, low, slow cooking.

I for one am very glad they did.

>>10788816
I use faggot and (you) interchangeably.

>>10788816
They are literally the same thing.

>>10788725
Spanish Buccaneers, hence the name

>>10788824
If we're discussing what BBQ became, yes, but the slow smoking over indirect heat method came from various native, amerind, and other groups indigenous to the spanish main

>>10788842
WRONG! One is low and slow over indirect heat the other hot and fast over direct heat.

>>10788842
I knew it.

>>10788842
>these cancerous Ameriboo's
This is why we need flags on /ck/, if not the entire board...

>>10788864
You know that americans are the experts at barbecue right?

>>10788842
Yeah, when people try to tribalistically dichotomize the meanings, we, in Austin, point them to a more openminded, globalistic interpretation. Yin and Yang, if you will.

>>10788910
Do you suck dick as often as you use commas?

>point them to a more openminded, globalistic interpretation
>Austin

Jesus, you Austin fags are the worst part about the greatest state.

>>10788864
>This is why we need flags on /ck/, if not the entire board...
What did he mean by this

>>10788940
>Austin containment facility
>Texas
Choose one.

Of course white people took it. They culturally appropriate everything. Anyone educated knows this.

>>10788901
I think he meant ameriboo as in the opposite of weaboo

>>10788725
I know they're not alive today and anyone taking price in some distant relative doing it is just sad and pathetic.

Just for clarification for all the non-americans in the thread.
>BBQ in America
Grilling meat and slathering pic related on it.
>BBQ in the rest of the world
Grilling meat

>>10789571
So when are you giving the computer you typed this on back? You're culturally appropriating my race's technology you bigot

>>10791199
Actually I've noticed most americans will get it wrong. Whenever some folks get together to have a family cookout on the old propane grill, they tend to call it barbecue, despite no barbecuing being done. It's just ignorance, most americans don't know jack shit about cooking beyond heating up a frozen dinner.

>>10791219
what if they call it that on purpose knowing how easy it is to trigger you and they want you to die from a stroke already?

>>10791239
It's just an observation, I don't even bother correcting them. It's like when someone says ATM machine or something.

>>10788745
BIG BOI. no

>>10788940
Austin is the only decent area of TX since everywhere else is filled with AL tier sister fuckers.

>>10791332
would you rather be a sister fucker or a kiddie diddler lib?

>>10788842
nope

>>10788910
t. stood in line at franklin's for 1 hr before getting mad, getting pappa's bbq instead, and convincing himself it was equivalent

you know who invented western civilization, right?

>>10791486
Yakub?

>>10788736
Homo erectus. Me too.

>>10791199
Actually, Texas BBQ is unsauced brisket.

>>10788725
doesn't matter, cause guess what. whitey specializes in taking other cultures shitty ideas and making them good. it's just what we do. you're welcome by the way

>>10791557
Sausage, too.

They LOVE their g'damn smoked sausage.

>>10788725
>unnecessary /pol/-tier threads invading /ck/

I guess there isn't anywhere I can escape in now, no matter where I go people bring politics into everything

>>10791199
>Barbecue
>Sauce
Found the yankee.

>>10791332
>Austin is the only decent area of TX since...
....they tolerate faggots like you?

Niggers didn't create bbq the native americans and the spanish did. Just because you nogs were handed the worst meat doesn't mean you created bbq.

>>10788725
>you know who invented putting meat on fire right?

Homo Australopithecus?

Who invented drinking water?
Is this the best claim blacks can make?

Who invented taking a shit?
Who invented wiping his ass?

ayy lmao

>>10788795
I could start cooking food on a fire with my dick out and erect and call it a BBD, barbedick.
Not an invention.

>>10788725

>>10791734
>implying black have learned to wipe their asses yet

>>10791696
But anon, don't you know food is the most political act? You can not seperate food and politics. Read any modern food writing and it's all about culture and appropriation and who has the right to cook what and why and who profits the most on ethnic cookery (whites) without respecting the history or the people behind the food. It's fucking maddening. I just want to read my local newspaper's food section and not be screeched at about how white men dominate the industry. What about the food? I recommend looking into an article by John T. Edge and Tunde Wey. Edge is an old white New Orleans food critic and Wey is a young Nigerian cook. Wey accuses Edge, and white cooks of southern cuisine of appropriating native and slave foods for profit without acknowledging where the food came from. Wey demands reparations. Edge apologizes and says he owes a debt to black southerners and native peoples. It's really the worst kind of divisive identity politics. Food should bring people together, not divide them.

>>10791734
>not having an ethnic barbedick with your kind on a regular basis

>>10791199
Fuck off with your ignorant bullshit.

BBQ = using indirect heat and SMOKE to cook your food using a smoker, pit, whatever.

Grilling = using direct heat to cook your food using some kind of grill

If you're using direct heat, rather than smoke, to cook your food, then you're not BBQing, you're grilling. Period.

>>10791794
I see. So when you whites were putting meats on spits and cooking them in your fireplaces in the middle ages it was called grilling and not roasting even though it's literally called a spit roast? Interesting.

>>10791715
Look at this map. Now think about where BBQ is the most popular. One could say their specialty. The conclusion is obvious.

>>10791794
>smoking is BBQing
Jesus Christ, this is meant to be the food and cooking board.....

>>10791813
The term "roast" has become bastardized over the years. Modernist Cuisine has an interesting discussion of how the term has changed meaning over time.

Fuck, the dish we call a "pot roast" today is actually a braise.

>>10791857
He's right though. BBQ is cooking with low, indirect heat as opposed to grilling, which is high direct heat.

That said, most random people are either ignorant of proper terminology or simply don't give a shit. It's very common for casuals to use the term "BBQ" to refer to the cooking tool, or for an informal gathering of people hanging out and cooking food on a grill.

>>10791813
>I see.
No, you don't.
>you whites
That's no way to refer to your masters, shitskin.

>>10791857
Then what the fuck are you doing here, you ignorant douche?

>>10791199
Carolina BBQ is the most authentic in the world and it's all dry-rub

>Meat being cooked on grills
>Not barbeque

WTF am I reading?

>>10791936
do you really have that hard a time distinguishing the difference between direct heat and indirect heat?

>>10791883
this

>>10791986
Yes, they do.

They're morons. Just accept it and move on, dude.

>>10791986
there's no such thing as indirect heat, retard

>>10788747
WUZ

>>10792106
indirect heat means using the heated air that results from the heating implement rather the heating implement itself
cooking something in a fire is direct heat

wait, so putting Sweet bb rays on chicken thighs and baking them in my toaster oven isn't BBQ? I need to step my game up apparently

Pretentious bastards

>>10793304
Kangz?

>>10791986
That meat is directly being cook over heat. How do you defend this?

>>10788795
I love people like you. The ones that oppress. Those who think they know it all. Those who are taught but don't comprehend knowledge. You're a faggot to say the least but a dying bulb at the brightest.

>>10788842
>that 49 year old millenial that know dick about cooking

>>10791199
That is completely wrong though, the use of smoke is the difference between bbq and grilled food you mongoloid, sauce is optional and is only used in certain styles, which you would know if you weren't talking out of your ass.

>>10794406
>thinks he's classy
>tips hat

>>10788736
I need to catch up with Terraformars.

>>10788725
contrary to history revisionism it sure as fuck was not the niggers. meat was very expensive back then. only the rich could afford eating pork and beef all the time.

>>10791986
So Korean BBQ is not BBQ because its cooked on direct heat? GTFO you pedantic little shit.

>>10788725
So what?

>>10788725
everyone in the world?
boiling food is a more complicated way of cooking

>>10795710
It's grilling not barbecue.

>>10788824
slaves got fed organ meat and tripe not actual cuts of meat

Barbeque is not a useful term to describe how food has been prepared. It can really only denote an appliance called a "barbeque" which allows ease of cooking outdoors and lends itself to certain cooking methods over others (grilling, smoking etc). If I say something is "barbequed" it is akin to saying it was "ovened" (or "cooked in the oven" if we clean up the grammar).

Different regions use barbeques differently and have different traditions and trends associated with it. If I say I'm having a barbeque in Australia it probably means a lot of cheap sausages and lamb chops grilled quickly. If I say it in Texas it probably means I'm going to be smoking various tougher cuts of beef and pork over a longer period. Neither would be exclusive, however.

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