/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10786115

you know he deletes the negative.

also, please never post that persons face on this board again, or i will run you over with my car, the way i want to run HIM over.

>>10786115
He just exudes positivity. Even with the cringe reactions he does to every bite of food, it's hard to dislike him because of his smile and face. In general, it's hard to dislike a positive person who isn't annoying (in his personality I mean; the bite reaction is annoying)

>>10786120
>>10786135
MMM OHH OHH MMM OH

OOOOHOHHOHuughhhhh

SO GOOOOOOD

>>10786115
Dont diss the food its delicious. Im so glad you'll die with your bland tastebuds and be perfectly content with it.

>dirty
>negative comments
>lol you worthless trash

>>10786115
I have to say his Ghana vids are really hit and miss. Some stuff does look pretty interesting, but some things I'd be way too worried to get food poisoning or infections.

Like that one video where he shared a meal with two other guys and they all ate with their hands.

>Mediocre street food
>"MUH DIIIIIIIIIIK"

>>10786115
He acts like all of the obnoxious rich people i've known that are friendly but shallow idiots. Don't really have a reason to dislike him but he rubs me the wrong way.

>>10786115
The guy freaks me out with his manner of speaking but that's about it.

>>10786796
>The guy freaks me out

He reminds me of Jared from Subway. A little too bi-polar energetic and enthusiastic.

I don't doubt this guy has done some bad shit when he's not making youtube videos.

I can't watch it because every time I see his dumb face I want to punch it, but I still watch some of his videos for the food.

>>10786796
It's so weird how he stresses the Ts at the ends of words.

>>10786115
The one guy's like, Hey man. You bet I can get this guy to eat a rat? Other guy's like, Ok you're on for $5.

>>10786138

whats this guy's deal? is it performance art?

He looks like an Uber driver who picks up drunk men at 4:30 am, waits for them to pass out in the back seat, finds a secluded parking lot and sucks on their limp whiskey penises until sunrise when he gently rolls his victim onto the dewey pavement with a crisp $20 rolled and jammed up their urethra.

>>10787098
to a degree yes but yeah kinda of a dbaje

>>10786138
its the curse of any food show; how else can you convey the food is really great and interesting and generate interest for the show?

"oh yea this is really good"
"this is tasty"

fuck, if im hungry as hell a slice of 2 week old microwaved pizza would be amazing, deliciousness is totally subjective and its hard to convey "deliciousness" when you can't smell or taste what is being shown, but that's not the point.
I'm not defending that Mark, since he might be over-exaggerating more than he needs to, but you can't fault the guy for trying his best to make the food he eats sound amazing.

>>10787098
hmmmm... yeah

>>10788107
of course you can fault him for his atrocious eating habits

if you view his videos as they are, he displays everything he eats as incredibly delicious
there was maybe one video where he actually said he didn't like the food

this fucking clown

there's this video analyzing his patterns and you can literally tell how much he likes the food by his neck extension


this guy's a fucking creep and if he ate next to me like that i'd probably ask for a different table at the very least

>>10786115
>I can barely watch this because of how dirty and gross everything is
I'm enjoying this. Thanks, OP. Ya faggot.

been watching him for a few years, the only weird thing about his videos is the weird faces he makes when he's eating.

>>10786115
More like Mark WEINER lmao

Imagine the kind of steamy, sweaty sex that Mark and Mike have right after eating ethnic food. Mark would definitely do his head tilt thing after tasting Mike's spicy Asian cock.

>>10788380
Mmmm, that's good. Think about the hot curry gently emanating from Mark's intestines as Mikey greedily laps at his hemorrhoidal anus.

some of the food looks amazing, but this guy doesn't understand the concept of wiping food off his face. He takes the gary busey route and wears his food on his face with pride. disgusting.
Busey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HweUEFBMgII

Marky mark https://youtu.be/9TFlxXSM_ks?t=20m22s

>>10786115
MMMMMHHHHHHHHH
MMMHHHMMMMHHHH

>>10786135
That face is rage inducing

>>10786115
MMMMMHMMMMMMHHH

MMMMMMMMMHHH

>>10787041
It's the same reason for the soyboy meme, when people are browsing the internet and you literally might only have a quick glance to capture someone's attention you make exaggerated faces and expressions.

It's just good marketing especially with how many newfags and kids are using the internet today, it's mostly for them.

>>10786135
>it's hard to dislike him because of his smile and face

That's the exact reason I dislike him. He's creepy as fuck. He has serial killer eyes.

>>10786115
This guy must be crawling with parasites and also highly resistant to disease

>>10786115
Aids face

Getting to hang out with such a based fucking nigress that you 100% know he cultivated sweaty cum-sauce from.

Does Ying every get to eat the food?

>>10786138
MMMHHH OOH MMMHHMMMMHHHHH OOOHMMM MMMHHH

>>10786138
Fucking god the eyes

>>10786135
This guy IS annoying.

>>10789309
THIS!
He comes off as insincere, and that's very outputting.

>>10790007
Is that his imported wife?

>>10786115
That is the face of a child rapist

>>10786115

He looks like Anthony fucking Weiner.

>>10790322
Absolutely.
The "third world food reviewer" shtick is obviously just a front for his sex tourism.

>>10786115
>If i just remove -tein from my name, the goyim won't know!

>>10790340
you mean he's not a ham planet?

you'd be surprised, if you don't live in flyover land, that's called "looking like a normal person"

>>10790340
You can actually recognize and emotion from wieners face, but with weins it's like looking into an empty pit.

not one mention of his beef with food ranger?

>>10786115
i find him a lot more likable now

>>10790452

>those eyes
>that smile
>that gaunt figure
>looking like a normal person

Didn't realize the scale went straight from Dachau prisoner to morbidly obese TLC star.

>>10790531
I've met him IRL, how does that make you feel fatty mcflyover?

>>10790536

Good for you, I'm sure he's far less creepy looking when you're face to face in person, but obviously a lot of us in this thread find something about his presentation on camera really disturbing.

>>10790542
is that so. I didn't think most people really knew or cared about John Podesta other than policy wonks and conspiracy theorists

>>10790452
>flyover

Coasties are so OBSESSED!

>>10788380
That's unironically disgusting and degenerated, no wonder faggots are abnormal subhumans. One more reasons to hate faggots and send them(You) back to gas chamber.

>>10790470
Exactly. He comes off as being very fake.

>>10790536
OBSESSED!

>moving to SEA and marrying the first local you fuck

yikes

>>10790584
>>10790592
The absolute STATE of you lad.

>>10788156
I enjoyed it too. Why be a snob for the sake of it?

If you could see that people were scratching their asses and not washing hands before cooking you could say it's dirty but there's literally nothing in these videos to make you think its dirty.

>eating with hands
>in africa

actually fucking disgusting

>>10790646

>>10790665
>phoneposter
>having the right to call anyone reddit

>>10790671
Kek.
Time to go back, faggot.

>>10788380
>just 2 dudes eating cool food
>"oh god i bet they're licking each other's gay AIDS infested hemorrhoids in the background"

homosexuality was a mistake, fags really need to be gassed.

>>10786755

A bit of this yes. It i the kind of people who throw everything in the wind to find something god knows where, somehow they manage themselves but overall you sort of envy that ability they have. I would be a lot more careful in certain aspects and he just throws himself out there without a thought.

But I dislike the whole; I need something special but I eat the same poo only made from another country, if it is made on the floor it simply means it is more authentic and thus better (insert moans of cuming in your pants here).

>>10788380
How old is he btw? He looks like a guy not very old yet aging horribly from for example sun exposure.

>>10790285
Lmao, he is thai, she is thai, they live in Thailand. She and her eggheaded ayyybaby get scraps and are happy for it tho.

MMMMMHHH MHHMMM OH MMMMMMMMMHHH MMMMHMHMHMMHHH

>>10786138
fuck i hate when he makes that fack ffffffffffffffffffff

>>10786135
Hey Mark where is the next video gonna take place?

>>10786115
Dont care for his facial expressions when he eats something

He is delusional, lives in his own world

>>10786115
If he was white he would most likely have a syndicated show on a tv network.

Damn shame.

>>10790452
>Posting thicc Kay bae
>Calling her obese
You take that back the doctor gave her a clean bill of health when they strapped her upside down and shook that shit out of her lungs which btw is why she wheezes so much it's actually a medical condition

>>10790536
Did he molested you as a child?

>>10790495
He took the neckpill?

>>10787041
its what happens when white and yellow mix.

>>10791146
yeah, i tried to squintpill him too but it just made his eyes look normal

>>10791177

Jesus Christ I didn't even notice you squintpilled him until I compared it to the original. Those original eyes are horrifying.

>>10791136
no, I was too old at the time we met (30s)

MMMMMMMMMH

>>10790927

He isn't Thai. He's half white-half chinese. His dad was recently in one of his videos and you can see where he got a lot of his mannerisms from. They were missionaries from what I recall, so that may explain the weird 'too nice' vibe he comes across with.

>>10786115
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGHHHHHH SO GOOD

He seems like he is basically a wigger but covers it up because he knows that wouldn't go down too well on camera. Sometimes he gives a few hints.

His wife is pretty and his taste in food is top tier though.

>>10786115
MMMMMMMMMHMMMMM SOOOO GOOD MMMMMHMMMM

Mark used to be a surfer/stoner bro type in his first videos. Obviously he's grown up some but I do think he puts an act on for the camera.

Here is Mark Wien's 23andme result , not sure why it's relevant but I thought some of you might find it interesting

>>10786115
My main issue is that he looks very disingenuous when he "savors" the food
It clearly looks like an act.
But more power to him. If he can get viewers who'll eat that fake shit up(no pun intended), then great.

>>10794461
>Looks very disingenuous
>Clearly looks like

Dude just say you don't like him, it's ok but don't make up bullshit about him faking it. He clearly gets very excited about food and is genuinely eager to try a lot of different things, and his (very multicultural audience, sth 4chan doesn't like I get it) likes him for it.

>>10794471
If you can't see it then I'm happy for you.
Go enjoy his videos. His existence gives yours a net positive when you enjoy his videos

>>10786115
ghana is one of the better choices in terms of african cuisine

but anyone else notice how uncomfortable mark seems in this vid? I've never seen a youtube personality more forced

>>10794386
>>10790495
does anyone have old mark edits i made, i had to delete my meme folder

>>10794510
he edits out the parts that makes white man nervous. props to him though.

>>10788380
Jim Carrey and Jackie Chan?

Just because you're supposed to eat with your hands doesn't mean all manners are out the window

Look at the mess he makes

This guy is really weird and makes me feel weird.

Do not like.

>>10788929
Is there something this guy doesn't like?

>>10794626
Yep look up "mark Wiens bad food"

>>10794644
I only found one thing and it was spoiled chicken intestines.

>>10794668

>>10786115
this guy would still make the same happy face if one of the "cooks" took a shit right above the pot and in front of him while filming. what an absolute unit

>>10786115
Serious question, has this guy ever tried something he didn't like? I think you could serve him a scoop of shit and he'd smile, get wide eyed, and go "MMMMM"

>>10794712
Even though he claims he hates it he still made the same stupid face every time.

>>10786115
Watched him order a dish that’s clearly meant for ten people and act like it’s for two people... yawn.

>>10796369
I guess then he would have to purchase the food he’s “reviewing”...

>>10786135
Pretty much this, I can't hate Mark even when he is so cringey

>>10786135
he is extremely easy to dislike

>>10790322
>>10790386
100% this

>>10786135
But thats what makes his easily disliked. Hes incredibly fake. You can tell he doesn't love everything he eats but he still puts on that silly express and says eating bush meat is a 10/10 experience rivaling a Michelin star restaurant. You can be polite but also honest and hes not.

>eat and travel yt channel
>eats some zika infested bowl of vomit from a vendor

>mmmm hmmm mmm
>delish
>and it's local and fresh!

>>10786115
He looks like he's dying from an incurable disease.

>>10786115
went to Singapore and amused my girlfriend by doing an Weins impression with every bite of food from the cooked food centres. the trick is to close your eyes and then bug them out after you take a bite, then smile while chewing and making conspicuous, creepy eye contact.

>>10800602
That's so funny. Can you make a video?

>>10800633
you know, I travel a lot and like to eat the local food as well. maybe I can make a whole series of videos!

>>10800637
Why not. Doesn't cost money, you can literally only gain whatever from doing it.

>>10800637
You could be the ck kind of food youtuber

>>10800640
except getting roasted on /ck/ every week, and unlike Weins I'd actually be here to see it

>>10800645
They will roast anybody, good or bad. Who cares what the 20% immature kids think or do. I'm sure it'll be fun for you and you'll at the least get a bit of a fan Base, possibly even make money.

>>10786115
sonny from TBEFRS is superior in all respects. watch him instead of mark wiens.

>>10786115
Oh look, someone else shilling their own Youtube channel and pretending to be a "hater" to try and detract from how obvious it is

>>10788380
Mikey's a saint and you don't soil his child-like glee with faggotry.

>>10794435

holy fuck that black woman wants the D

more proof that AMBF is the future

O__O the vlogger the movie the videogame

>>10801657
>Lowest desirable women swooning for the lowest desirable men
>The future
Desperation isn't attractive bro, that being said Blaisans are usually sexy

>>10801632
this. mike is such a cool dude.

>>10788107
>its the curse of any food show; how else can you convey the food is really great and interesting and generate interest for the show?

There's literally a YT channel called "Travel Thirsty" that has ZERO commentary and has only 800k less subs than him but only 346 videos vs his 860 videos.

The travel thirsty channel only really started posting videos 2 years ago, where as Mark Wiens started over 7 years ago, which is further proof that you don't need to be an obnoxious cunt like Mark Wiens to have a good food channel.

>>10786115
>I'm in Ghana, West Africa
makes as much sense as
>I'm in France, Europe

also this is how you get ebola

>>10801777
but both of those make sense?

>>10786115
You can't delete other peoples comments. At worst he can turn off comments. He has a well established fanbase that like him and what he shows off to the world.

Food Ranger v Mark Weins

Food Reviewer Hapa Showdown

who you guys got?

>>10788380
I hate mike too, but at least i learned a lot about chinese food from a few of his videos. and he collaborates alot with some qt streamers as well.

>>10801977
idk who either of those cucks are but when it comes to food reviewers there can only be one true king

>>10794515
why would you have to delete a meme folder

>>10802470
sometimes you just have too many memes. sometimes you need a fresh start.

>>10794040
What do you think a wigger is?

>>10786115
New Mark Wiens video - day 4 of delicious Ghana food!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SV27UZbTtZ8

Trevor and Sonny are the only food dudes you should be watching

>>10786135
>Even with the cringe reactions he does to every bite of food,
I think what bothers people is the loss of etiquette, ie class, when he eats. The cringe reactions are combined with mouth open talking, silverware being held up in the air, utensils in each hand gripped like a wild animal elbows on the table while putting things in the mouth that require a fork with a spoon, or else shoving 5 bites portion of food into the mouth all at once. It's a combined cringe from all of these actions all at once.

Weins should study people who taste for a living and swallow and chew and then and only then, give reactions with their words, forming their words in advance. Sitting down with an etiquette coach might help too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqUIwwQ_vU

>>10805787
>I think what bothers people is the loss of etiquette, ie class, when he eats.
Hmm.. You might be on to something there. He's a rather messy eater. It was really apparent to when he was in Europe (eating pork shank with hands, mixing different dishes into one bite etc., ordering a ridiculous amount of food) but I guess it's the same elsewhere.

>>10786135
Redditors should be permanently banned.

Say you want about the guy but he's made it. Dude 'works' a few hours a day on his laptop, travels the world (mostly sponsored these days) and has fun. Beats the hell outta most people's lives.

>>10805787
>>10805896
He seems to think it's impressive to take the largest bite he can.

>>10805950

He does it to maximize the flavors in one bite anon.

>>10805787
>>10805896

>>10805950
>>10805964

Can you go to the 'family trip' video and make a webm of him eating the shrimp and crab? Cheers.

>>10805989
Will do.

>>10786115
Not gonna lie, I'd eat that

>>10786115
just another punchable faced youtuber

if you don't like it don't watch it

>>10800557
Liberalism

>>10806051
He's apolitical, just someone who loves everything.

>>10805959
>>10805959
I think there's more to it than that and he really thinks it looks cool or impressive to take massive bites. He mentions how big the bite is all the time. You're right though, he does try to combine the flavors in one bite, and he always points that out too.

>>10786115
Nigga has a crazy strong gut and immune system.

I still can't watch because he doesn't describe the food or analyze the cooking that well, all he does is eat it and make that face. You know which face I'm talking about.

>>10806125
>You know which face I'm talking about.

>>10806011
for someone who acts so full of life, there is absolutely nothing behind those eyes. truly chilling.

>>10806027
>it
the soup, riceball, and fried fish looked good. i don't think i would eat the giant rat though

>>10806297

>>10806304
I guess it'd be more like rabbit or beaver.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1529858140147.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1529857864850.webm

Why does everyone pretend to hate him?
>>10806569
Why did you link it like that?

>>10808525
Guy who doesn't hate him here, maybe it's because I don't care enough to constantly participate in these threads.

People have the weirdest fixations on youtubers here. Like that stalker who thinks he's going to marry the ugly fat greyhead from the cooking show because I guess he thinks she probably has low enough standards to talk to a 4channer.

>>10786115
>Mark Wenis

>>10786115

i want to kill this person every time i see him or remember seeing him.

>>10808540
Or the /lit/ guys who made a girl quit her YouTube channel
Or the /mu/ guys who keeps ending the lead singer in Chrvches rape threats

Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with neo-Nazis, psychopaths and edgelords on this shit site

>>10801800
indeed, france is now part of africa

>>10790494
Give me a quick rundown on the weins-ranger beef.

>>10808781
No beef, they even have two videos tgt

>>10808762
>neo-Nazis, psychopaths and edgelords
Because psychopaths and edgelords are fun.
neo nazis not so much but they mostly hang out on /pol/ anyway.

what the hell is wrong with his eyes dude

man what the fuck is the guys fucking problem.

>>10786115
The problem with these food vloggers is they aren't qt girls. Imagine this:
>paleskinned chink model type or mousey weeb white girl type
>eats the same shit these dudes eat
>makes sex faces, maybe some of that ahegao shit but nothing too ridiculous
>talks about how good it feels in her mouth
>plenty of camera closeups and eye contact
>sound setup makes it feel like she's having an intimate 1on1 convo with the viewer

>>10808975
A cute pale skinned girl wouldn't go to those countries anon.

>>10786115
>/ck/ now hates based Mark
The absolute state of this board

>>10805964
>>10805950
That guy is Polynesian and prone to seizures. Sad!

>>10800602
me and my ex always used to do weins and trevor james impressions when eating food. when I think about stuff like that I miss her :(

That episode when he eats raw pig blood and skin

>>10809641
>>>/reddit/

>>10808525
>Why did you link it like that?
I linked those webms because they contain audio. Should be allowed on every board.
I don't hate Mark, I just liked to make webms of him for about a month. Haven't watched any of his videos for awhile now.

>>10808975
its called a muk-bang

I can’t stand his fucking face. Thread hidden, image added to filter.

>>10810728
How do you filter images?

>>10794452
los abominación genetica...

>>10809641
what makes you like Mark?
I watch his videos, but he is just way too awkward. He's not the type of guy you'd meet anywhere and think "hey, he should do a YouTube channel".
Those psycho eyes, his demeanor, limit everything he eats. Just too damn strange

>>10786120
>you know he deletes the negative.
But by acting as though everything is great, there's no relative merit in anything he eats. If every piece of shit he puts in his mouth is good, then maybe he just has a shitty peasant's palate

>>10794668
Why the fuck would anyone eat that in the first place?