/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10782636
hummus would be my choice, with some chips of course

I don't get it, why is suicide relevant to the question?

>>10782636
>You're suicidal.
No I'm not faggot.
/thread

>>10782636
Oyster poboy pressed

>>10782649
On death row you used to get a last meal -- at some prisons you still get the request. Gacy, for example, wanted a bucket of KFC chicken and strawberries.

With that in mind, if you're going to take your life, then you are not limited to one meal. Maybe you want to eat steak three nights in a row. Maybe you intend to absolutely gorge yourself. The sky is the limit.

>>10782636
A whole block of silken tofu.
A box of fruit rollups.
A bowl of Captain Crunch with Soylent instead of milk.
And a gallon of 'vark sauce to wash it down with.

>>10782636

3 heart attack grill burgers - the most expensive and largest ones on the menu!

>>10782636
Mashed potatoes with light gravy amd peas mixed into it, a bone in ribeye steak rare with mushrooms, and a half bottle of jonnie walker black label. Rasberries and dark chocolate for desert.

>>10782672
If one comes to the decision of ending their life I think food is the last thing on their mind.

>>10782895
Funny, because I'm planning on killing myself and I want to enjoy all of my favorite meals one last time.

It'd be tough to eat while thinking something like that. I don't know if I could do it. Denver omelet on toast with some thick cuts of peameal bacon, I guess. And some orange juice, maybe a screwdriver.

>>10782962
too bad you aren't actually gonna kill yourself

>>10782726
I bet that legitimately tastes like shit

>>10782962
me_irl xDD

SOFT italian white bread
thick slathering of robiola
mounds of prosciutto and mortadella to go with it
hnnnnngh

>>10783009
I'm selling all my shit, and I'm going to live it up one last time. It doesn't require your belief.

>>10782636
if I could afford to eat my favorite meals, I wouldn't be suicidal - what a shit question.

>>10783016
you better be killing your self for real anon other wise imma call you a lair so bad

general tsaos and beef n broccoli

It would be all of this, maybe switch one of the curds for fries

>>10783016
Livestream it

People with crippling depression, to the point they are going to kill themselves, likely would not find any pleasure in a special last meal.

>>10782636
>You're suicidal, but want to eat your favorite meals one last time.

Suicidal people don't do this.

Fuck off to /b/ faggot

A bullet

>>10782636
Instant ramen because I'm crazy :)

>>10782636
Has anyone tried any of these serial killer's last meals?

>>10783066
They should, though.

>>10783056
People kill themselves for different reasons.

>>10783066
I absolutely would.

Shrimp Alfredo add broccoli and bacon will/ fresh pasta

>>10783381
This is my last meal. Now to find someone to murderkill.

>>10782636

What was his last meal?

>>10783615

shells

>>10783615
>He's actually dead
Kek, good riddance.
Anyways, probably Arizona iced tea and skittles

>>10782636
Sheesh, food is the last thing I want when i’m suicidal or depressed, but let’s say I’m trashed and finna end it, and you walked into the room and asked me what the hell I was doing because we were gonna go get some beer and fried chicken, I’d be down

>>10783615
lead

A full box of Annie's white cheddar shell macn cheese and a meat lovers pizza slice.
>Implying I'd ever be brought to justice for my heinous food related crimes

>>10783056
>>10783655
I always find it weird that people automatically associate suicide with depression. I guess the relationship can be there sometimes, but for me it's an expression of the one power we all have over ourselves. An act to be performed out of joy. It's simply a matter of finding the right time and method.

Hamburger, kraft dinner, mcdonalds fries, and some beef jerky

>>10783704
Well said, thanks.

>>10783676
>annie's white cheddar shells
how the FUCK can powdered cheese taste so good?

>>10782649
because some stupid faggot is going to go "hurr i make big poo poo so they have to clean it up" or "hurr peanuts because i'm allergic and so i kill myself "

>>10783704
Why else would someone kill themselves if not because they were depressed?

>> An act to be performed out of joy
That doesn't even compute. If you were joyful then why would you want to cut that short? Clearly the act of suicide itself cannot be joyful since you'd be dead and thus incapable of feeling anything. Is it supposed to be some kind of 'artistic' statement? What would be the point of that since you wouldn't be alive to experience anyone's reaction?

>>the one power we all have over ourselves
We have countless other powers over ourselves. We can change our living circumstances, our physique, our interests, our skills, activities, whom we spend our time with, what we do with our time, our appearance...you name it.

>>10782636
Plain cheese would be a close second, though.

>>10783016
I>>10782962
People want to be contrarian so bad they larp as suicidies
Sad!

>>10784100
Please. You don't know what you don't know.

>>10782636
any meal can be delicious if its made by someone who really knows how to cook it

>>10784120
Except vegan "food"

>>10782636
Soup Salad Appetizer Main Dessert
1) seafood bisque
2) caprese salad
3) beef marrow and toast
4) lamb chops (med-rare)
5) cheesecake with cherry topping

>>10784138
I'll make this uninspired list of schlock if you kill yourself after you eat it.

>>10783704
Gee do you think it might be because there's some correlation between the two?

>>10784149
I'm still waiting on your thoughtful critique.

>>10782636
All you can eat buffet, never stop eating.

>>10782706
At that point it's not suicide, it's mercy killing.

>>10783655
This. The last thing a suicidal person is thinking of is food.

>>10782636
I want two big thick cocks stuffing both of my holes full until I suffocate. They'll creampie my corpse and bake me in an oven to serve to the inmates.

>>10784436
This sounds divine

>>10782636
For me, it's the McChicken.

A single slice of Great Value white bread, with a single square of Great Value American cheese, folded in half to form a sandwich.

>>10784567
Don't forget a glass of chilled Great Value drinking water to wash it down

>>10782636
>Cheeseburger
Pimento cheese and all usual toppings, 1/4 lb medium
>6 fried shrimp
>6 chicken nuggets
>Bone-in Ny strip
med-rare, butter and pepper
>Curly fries
>butter and herb pasta
>Peas with butter
>Shredded chicken quesadilla
>Hefewissen beer
>George Dickel whisky
2 fingers
>American Spirit grey

>>10783710
You're gonna have a stroke at 37. Start counting down until then.

>>10782636
peroghis+beer

>>10782636
Oxtail stew from this Jamaican place I used to live across the street from.
Wash it down with a couple of daiquiris.

My chosen method of suicide is to go way, way up in the mountains where nobody will ever find my body. I would hand load the cartridge that's going to kill me the night before I leave. I would drive until the road runs out and then hike up to my final resting place.

I would build a fire, put a grill over it, spend a long time cooking: a hare I shot on the way up, some cornmeal hoe cakes, beans with bacon, a salad of foraged greens. I would sit and sip whiskey and wait for the end. At some point, I would look up at the stars and just know it was time, put the gun to my head, and pull the trigger.

I would leave a note behind, in a waterproof bag, to explain. I wouldn't say why I killed myself, but I would let them know I did it by my own hand. Secretly though, I hope I would die deep enough in the woods that nobody would ever find me, and I would end up one with the trees and the rocks.

>>10782636
Tuna and Rice. I love it, easy to make, light on the stomach, but it sucks the soul out of my existence due to the utter lack of flavor. So it would be fitting for the suicide.

Scotch eggs dipped in vark sauce

>>10782636
I actually did this. When I hung myself a few years ago I made tacos just the way I love them, ground meat, fried corn tortillas, lots of onion garlic fresno chili bell pepper etc. Shredded jack cheese on top. Needless to say, the tree I used sucked and i had a change of heart after I fell off the branch.

>>10784833
gawrsh

>>10784833

>>10784791
I appreciate this, thanks.

Posters keep saying "suicidal people don't think of food" and I'm over here like hellllloooo. You're projecting your own reasons for suicide onto other people. Some people just want to end it peacefully and have one last good day.

>>10785749
if you were ever truly suicidal you wouldn't be eating mom's meatloaf because you'd have no appetite.

>>10782636
I'm kinda at the edge but like I dont taste anything. It doesn't have the favor it used to like any food. So I would just eat a ton of my favorite garbage to try and feel full.

>>10785749
>and I'm over here like helllllooooo
what level of autism are you on?

>>10785749
This.

>>OP
To answer the question, I'm currently traveling in a foreign country. Due to religious reasons I'm essentially vegan + no onions/garlic/alliums/eggplant, etc. My only exception is alcohol. Luckily most restaurants will give you some grilled veggies if you ask nicely.

I'm probably just going to drink a nice glass of my favorite spirit for my last meal.

>>10782636
Your last meal on Death Row should be 5 dog turds, followed by 5 human turds, 5 horse turds, and finally a .357. Why the fuck would you treat a rapist with 33 murders like anything resembling a human?

>>10785749
Do us all a big favor and follow through, ok? Like kill yourself helllllooooo

I'd fast for at least a week to make sure my bowels were empty.
No sense in leaving a bigger mess than I have to.

>>10785824
This comment is retarded. Have a good day!

>>10786646
This guy isnt only suicidal but also obese

Is he dead yet? OP uhpdayte.

>>10783615
The pavement

>>10785824
i'm here to tell you you're partly correct. the last couple hours leading up to my suicide attempt I had no appetite whatsoever. but as i mentioned in >>10784833 , suicidal people do/can still eat things in preparation. I made that meal about 7 hours before hanging myself.
>inb4 "then you werent truly suicidal"
its not a contest.

>>10787754
>>its not a contest
No. But there is a matter of using words correctly.

If you really were suicidal and something stopped you (whatever that may be) then why wouldn't you finish the job at your nearest opportunity?

>>10784791
>I wouldn't say why I killed myself,
For what purpose do you want to deny people closure?

A single glass of soy milk.
I am deathly allergic to soy, but its not in my medical record, due to reasons. A half cup could put me into shock, and a full cup wpuld stop my heart.

>>10782636
Who says depressed people have no appetite? When I spent a year straight in my bed from depression all I did was eat.

I’d make a ribeye roast, reverse seared. Than hit up dq for a large Reese’s blizzard, extra Reese’s.

>>10782636
Sushi. Pizza. And belgian fries with jalapeño and cheese.

>>10787768
This is a great question I'd like to answer. For two years after that I asked myself that question constantly. The analogy I use is this: you know that feeling you get when you're jumping from a height into water? Whether its the pool's high-dive, or a cliff near a lake. Most people are nervous as hell their first time, so they often stand there and mentally prepare for minutes or hours or they get so psyched-out that they don't jump. Let's say you finally muster the courage to jump, and at the last second your concentration is interrupted, whatever it may be. Now you hesitated, and that courage you had a second ago is gone. So you either say, "I will muster the courage up again and try soon", or "I will never attempt to jump into the water again".

In my case, the branch snapping is what gave me that hesitation to reconsider. IT doesn't mean I never felt suicidal or tried to off myself again, it took me a year and a half to try again, and I got caught (a combination of living in a huge city mixed with lack of planning due to impulsiveness) and that provided yet another hesitation. But I suspect that if I snap again, I will just jump off a 10+ story building to avoid fucking it up.

Endless amounts of quality hot lava cake with vanilla ice.

Holy fuck there isn't a better dessert on this world you faggots

>>10782636

>>10783056
On the contrary, food is sometimes the only thing that will give depressed people pleasure

>>10787777
Soy milk is the wine of vegetable based milks

>>10783615
Fried chicken and watermelon

>>10783615
I bet it was cock

>>10784389
upvote