/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10765301
>Dad daughters first love
Lewd!

>>10765301
I have never seen such a thing, but now I need to know too. This place with an ever increasing amount of morons will not know the answer, so now I'm stuck with the same question.

Thanks a lot, OP.

>>10765301
>anonnette found the cock cobbler

>>10765301
D-does it carrots?

>>10765301
According to Google image search, it's something like a gun.

>>10765346
I'm glad that I'm not the only one to have noticed that.

Man hands. Fucking traps everywhere.

>>10765301
You've got a disturbing physique, Anon

>>10765346
>Dad daughters first love
I hope it doesn't have anything to do with whatever OP's holding

>>10765301
easy clean fleshlight

>>10765301
are you a tranny

It’s a turd grabber, you idiots. It’s inserted into the anus allowing the user to extract stuck poops.

Its a crocodile model. Meant to scare away pests from your food, similar to that of a scarecrow.

A claw to lift up thing from boiling water. You push the thing on the end of the handle and it opens

>>10765301
S O Y
O
Y

>>10765346
They do lots of wierd signs like that, Im pretty sure its old people who make them

>>10765301
>>10765791
This desu.
>visible bust
>hairy fingers and cracked skin around thumb

>>10765301
STICC

>>10765571
how would it carrot?

>>10765301
does it move? are the prongs flexible? does the hole at the end do anything?

are you a titily-challenged female or a fagster male?

>>10765301
It's for changing light bulbs, you faggot

>>10765301
It's for tickling your bitchtits, bitchtits

>>10766668
You know, like does it carrot? When you need to have carrots so a thing that does that faster.

>>10766598
maybe they are just a little fat?
possibly a woman who doesn't shave?
transgender?
now i'm curious

>>10766944
Sweetheart, would you hurry up, the reservation is at 7:30.
>I'll be right there, honey, just need to shave my finger hair

>>10765432
great answer, moron

>>10767965
>thinks the moron part was meant for him
>goes ahead and proves it is
at least you're self-aware at some level.

>>10765301
>Sharper Image
Did you get your trump steaks while you were there?

>>10765301
I don't know but I'm sure that it should be binned in bongland

https://youtu.be/SJyhZ-3Z8A8

That appears to be the decomposed head of a graboid, grafted onto a tobacco pipe. We call them Gummer pipes here in Pittsburgh.

>>10765301
Pretty sure it's not for food. It looks like a component for something mechanical.

This looks like something for lobster or crab but I've never seen one. Bet he got it off Wish for 5 bux.

it's a floober for when you make flibberschnappels

>>10769646
t. flimflammerist

do it yourself arbortionometer

>>10768023
I don’t believe those are real Trump steaks. They’re not well done and covered in ketchup.

I’mma say it’s an anal bead extractor. For when the string breaks off. Looks like it’s perfect shaped to hold a set of anal beads, and if you squeezed the arms together, it’d be perfectly shaped for shoving into one’s pooper.

>>10765301
It's an all-purpose torture implement. You can use it for ripping out eyeballs, crushing fingers, or sodomizing the prisoner.

>>10765301
>pocketbook
>A-cup titties
>man hands w/visible hair
>visible beer gut
Ayy gurl lemme hit dat

>>10766935
I mean, just looking at it I cant figure out how it would physically carrot.

>>10765301
Pretend you're a sea creature.

>>10765791
It's a dude. He's got that shower curtain or sheets or whatever (wrapped in plastic with the metal grommet to allow you to touch the material) it is pressed up under his arm which, due to the sweater, looks like he has a waist and hips but really just a dude. A faggot tranny would paint his nails desu.

>>10769912
Looks like it could carrot to me, it just doesn't look like it would be pleasant.

>>10769867
>pocketbook
you've never been shopping at like a bed, bath, and beyond type homeware store? That "pocketbook" is literally bed sheets or like a shower liner, it even has a plastic clip from where it was hanging up on display, ffs.

>>10769965
too rubbery and flimsy. It could never carrot.

>>10769959
>anon is just fat and has a really faggy sweater
Good eye anon, I think everyone was seeing a purse, right?

>>10769965
I bet it's a thing to do with women's hair, anon. Like you'd use a hairdryer in one hand and that thing in the other, idk? It definitely could carrot tho

>>10769974
To bee honest I thought I was a purse from the thumbnail in from I zoomed in

>dad daughters first love
Well that's not okay.

>>10769982
I doubt that thing could into hair unless it's meant for scalping.

>>10769995
... it could be used side ways against the head, not with the tip pressed into the head

>>10770136
But why would it have the points? And the teeth?

>>10770150
to... aerate?? the hair? Dude I have no idea I'm just trying to think of the kind of useless shit they put on those discount tables

>>10770160
Why would anyone want to carrots their hair?

>>10770187

>>10770293
Well shit... did we solve it, lads?

>>10771977
Not gonna happen. This will go down in /ck/ history as a remaining mystery. That was more or less set from the start.
That is, unless some fag wants to get out of this basement and ask around at some place where people may actually know stuff, with the risk of getting scolded by /r9k/ autists.
OP could've asked at the store, but even that was apparently not an option.

You pick something up with it by pushing it against the thing. The jaws flex open and grab it.
I have no idea what it is, but by the looks of it it seems to function like that.
Thinking that would be suitable for picking up some soft things that aren't too fragile and are for some reason hard to handle. Hot or otherwise.
Or then you score something with it?

>>10772111
So it carrots, right?

>>10768023
Trump memeing aside, I hate hot food served on silver, it's like sticking it on top of a massive heat sink.

>>10772149
>trump
>having class, or taste, or half a brain

>>10772179
Grow up, this is a food board, faggot.

>>10772242
>Trump supporter
>Still calls people faggots
>Definitely uses the word nigger

Typical

>>10772249
Dude, your faggot agenda needs to stay off /ck/ I've seen your retarded shit in too many threads. No one is talking about politics except you, niggermouth. Yes, I use nigger, this is 4chan it's been like this for years regardless of political affiliation. Nigger is just a word. Grow up, you have to be over 18 to post here anyway. Jesus christ you're insecure.

It's for picking eggs from boiling water.

>>10772179
>/ck/ poster
>having class, or taste, or half a brain

>>10772700
Maybe you should fuck off back to your containment board.

>>10772120
What would a dull plastic thing do to a carrot?
>>10772678
The tips seem too flexy for picking up eggs.

OP is skinnyfat as fuck LOL

>>10772650
Dude, you sound like a whiny sjw.

>>10765301
what in the Sam Hill is going on with your physique OP? post a full body pic

>>10766569
>implying young people make things.

Why not just check Sharper Image’s site? Whatever it is, it’s probably on their somewhere,

>>10772650
Sorry, but everyone else grew up out of their edgy teenage phase already. How old are you still talking like that?

>>10766569
Whoever made that was either very out of touch or very in touch

>>10773013

>>10765301
Abortionator 3000

>>10765800
Get a "Bottle and Carboy Washer" for your sink faucet. You'll thank me later.

>>10765794
I don't know, it could be fun.

This has been pissing me off for two days now, and the best I've come up with is that it's a turd grabber for when you're constipated.

>>10773322
cool comment taken directly from the imgur post

>>10773013
>grow out of your edgy phase
>is the only one bringing politics on a cooking board
You see the logic in there mate ?

>>10774034
Same, I really want to know what the fuck this thing does other than style a prop comics hair.

>>10766569
Believe it or not the world used not to be so paranoid about adults loving children, and didn't see malicious intent in every positive intimate connection. Plus people used to fuck 12 year olds and as long as they got married everyone was OK.

>>10773013
My almonds are at top levels of activation. Were here for fun, kindly fuck off please.

>>10774075
>imgur post
ALARM ALARM, THESE ANONS DON'T SOLELY USE 4CHAN.
>>>/someotherplace/

>>10765301
>>10765432
It's called a pear choker

>>10765301
Your humors are unbalanced.
Take a tincture of arsenic twice daily and partake of some brisk physical activity.
A poultice of honey and lavender applied to the forehead before sleep has been found to be beneficial.

>>10772179
>>10772249
>>10773013
you need to go back faggot, nobody wants you here...

>>10776282
>"pear choker"
>actually google it
>suspicious.jpg

>>10769990
I don't have any kids, do you think I would get strange looks if I had that on my wall?

looks like a coring tool

>>10765301
Looks like an onionsboy bottle opener

>>10765301
It's a prosthetic for lobsters and crabs who have had to sell their claws to restaurants.

What the fuck is this thing. I really need to know.

>>10765301
I opened the autism gates and measured the length between the notches. Came up with this graph. Now I still don't know shit, but have it anyway.

>>10769972

REVEAL YOUR GENDER

>>10774335
those signs aren't creepy because they're implying incest, they're creepy because it's narcissistic and controlling to imply that you're the best thing your child will ever experience.

>>10776836
It doesnt though

>>10765301
Seriously, what the fuck is this thing?

>>10772179
>reddit and discord faggots, against all odds, prove to be more disruptive than /pol/ itself by whining about /pol/ everywhere all the time
Congratulations, you win the culture war. Now fuck the hell off.

>>10778212
I smell a "muh infographics" reddit lefty triggered by facts. Now, I didn't make this graph. But it is a graph based on hard numbers.
Why should visual representation of numbers be considered so threatening?

>>10774618
>goldberg
every fucking time

>>10776341
think this is what he was going for

>>10779243
It's obvious the real problem in that chart are those darn pesky Asians.

>>10779261
In this case you can safely assume asian means middle continent Asia 90%. Aka goat fucker.
Nips know we'll nuke them again if they start fucking Korean slave lolis again, so they keep it limited to ink.

>>10779281
It's an impressively low score given the amount of people lumped into that one classification.

>>10779301
but remember, it's not because that group commits less crime, it's because the racist cops choose not to arrest them

>>10774335
Yeah but it's current year and people are waking up

>>10774335
>there's nothing creepy about this
>but also fucking kids used to be ok
Also OP those are baby head tongs used for difficult pregnancies

>>10779343
>Also OP those are baby head tongs used for difficult pregnancies

retard

>>10779256
>to punish/teach you about your sexual demons we'll torture you with this elegantly crafted, flared, expanding, vaginal and anal penetration device

It is for pulling olives outta the jar. Singles or multiples, depending on the end you use.

I need to know the real reason this thing exists

>>10772149
Also makes it taste tinny imo, perhaps it's a mental thing

>>10779343
Are these considered big, oogling tits in Canada?