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Healthy vegans, like Thor for example

>>10772408
I know this is /pol/dditor bait seeking replies like "lol niggers xD", but that honestly sounds like a decent idea. Watermelon doesn't have an overpowering flavor, it would give the salsa sweetness and the watery consistency would work well with the texture of a salsa.

>>10772517
fuck off, literal facebook kike

Watermelon salsa is pretty common, you stupid flyover pig. Maybe if you and your brothers weren't so busy fucking your sister you could culture yourself.

>>10772521
>i have no argument so nigger kike nigger kike

Typical.

Yeah...indo it all the time...not exactly original.
Many watermelon labels have a recipe on the backside.

The key is to use only the heart of the watermelon.
Mine is pretty standard:
>watermelon
>onion
>habanero
>garlic
>lime juice
>cilantro
>salt
Then I may add:
>lemon balm
>fennel root
>cucumber
>basil(in lieu of cilantro)

>>10772620
>heart of the watermelon

>>10772517
>nigger
>person

>>10772408
>yahoo news

Stopped reading there, but am genuinely curious if you're 13 or 62.

>>10772408
You know, that gives me an idea to try it in a quart of fermented hot sauce this year. My hot peppers and watermelons generally ripen @ the same time. Thax for the idea.

>>10772408


Fruit salsa...? Seems like a good idea with fried pita thats coated in cinnamon sugar desu senpai.

>>10772521

My grandfather didnt do a good enough job of bombing your fascist grandparents apparently. Its never too late for me to clean up after his mess, where do you live?

>>10772521


I think you are a false flagging jew from Sudan, and theres no way for you to prove otherwise without a timestamp of your photo ID.

>>10773303
Your grandfather was a good goy who should be ashamed of his actions given the way the west has gone since the end of WWII. I hope he is dead and if he isnt I hope he kills himself out of shame.

>>10772521
>kike
Oh, didn't realize this was an edgy middle schooler thread.

>>10773629
sick burn,fellow redditer. We got em on the ropes now.

>>10773636
You people are pathetic. All you can do is make replies with buzzwords like "kike", "nigger", "redditor", "soy", "cuck", etc.
Honestly feel sorry for your doomed kind.

>>10772517
>giving the salsa sweetness
Lol, faggot gringo detected. You really don't understand salsa, do you?

>>10773642
No one gives a shit what you feel, faggot cuck

>>10773661
You need to lighten up and feel some compassion for your fellow man.

>>10773665
Seriously, that poster isnt wrong, no one gives a fuck what you feel or say, the only people that do are your friends and family and given the way you talk I dont think that they care much about you either.

>>10773671
Who the fuck are you to say what people close to me think? Be chill, you asshole.

>>10772517
Cmon' now. Watermelon doesn't belong in any salsa, of any kind.

>>10773676
You wouldnt be this defensive if I was wrong.

>>10773683
I'm just annoyed that someone would be a dick like you're being without provocation.

>>10773720
So your friends dont care for you, your family doesnt care for you and your neurosis about this are so prevalent that you cant help but broadcast it to strangers on a mongolian basket weaving forum?

>>10772624
>im a brit and dont know shit about watermelon

>>10773734
No, I have a wonderful support network. I think you're the one projecting.

>>10773746
>gets irate and defensive when others make fun of him on the internet
>I have a wonderful support network, I am perfectly adjusted!
Sure.

>>10773746
>support network
did you get lost on your way to oprah.com?
Goddamn normies reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>10773757
>trying to make strangers on the internet feel bad
That's the sign of the truly well adjusted, huh?

>>10773768
>a stranger being indifferent to my existence and pointing out that others in my life are likely the same due to my own actions makes me feel bad
baww

>>10773657
I really don't care that much about salsa.

>>10773812
yes that's quite clear

>>10772517
this

>>10772521
retard

>>10772408
The restaurant I work at serves a watermelon gazpacho that's pretty good.

>>10772624
The core is the sweetest part.