/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the one cutter

guess what this is

and this

this

yea or nah?

>>10770817
Orange peelers?

i don't make that much sushi to be needing this tho

>>10770836
winner winner chicken dinner
six of them if the other five are in the dishwasher

>>10770838
You have it the wrong way around; people who make lots of sushi don't need one because they know how to make it without a retarded gimmick tool.
Same reason actual prep cooks don't own an onion holder.

personal favorite

>>10770843
if i didn't make mush sushi i wouldn't buy some large tool to waste space in my kitchen tho

might be over heating this thread

>>10770817
shrimp sheller/deveiner

>lets put a smile on your plate

>>10770806
is this how you make organic pocket pussys?

>>10770806
Who the fuck wants to core squash ? I for one enjoy the insides

>>10770834
Colanders are allowed

>time to stop playing around kid

boom baby

>>10770870
>taking a picture like that so your feet are visible
fuck that skank, discusting

>>10770970
I assumed those were pig's trotters for stock.

>must haves
>post frivolous horseshit
based
here's something that's actually useful but criminally underused

>>10770842
I had one of this. It rusted in matter of seconds

>>10770817
sounding rods?

>>10770882
responding

>>10770823
some pancake thing?

>>10770827
I guess you're supposed to shake the garlic inside and it dispenses garlic without the skin

styled !

>>10771022
I love a good set of poultry shears

guess again

More useful and versatile than you may think.

>>10771071
i'll stick to my stone slab and chisel

>>10770806

>>10771140
after the first and main course the waiter at a fancy restaurant i visited came with this little brush. i wanted to take a picture to my cringe compilation but i had forgot my camera

>>10771154
>not taking a camera when eating fancy food
I can only applaud you.

>>10771149
That egg dip in the end just completely changes the vibe of that entire video.

>>10771154
Is it for the slobs seating neck deep in crumbs? You know, they WILL blame the place.

>>10771149
That fucking sausage poke

>>10770853
One for each testicle. Very good value 4 money

>>10770955
Useful for streetfights too.

>>10771185
>>10771208
>what are these guys talking about there is nothing wierd about thi.....

>>10771071
The $78.49 for """expert installation""" is the crowning jewel on this shitheap.

those are cheap and very useful

>>10770957
>heating plastic with your food in it

>>10770823
jaffle iron. lovely

>things you didnt knew you needed untill you saw them

We already talked about this right?

>>10771185
>>10771208
fucked up

Good morning son how do you like your eggs?

>>10771295
It's probably silicone. So it's technically rubber and not plastic.

>>10771287
Yup. But be sure to get the silicone versions. I got the plastic ones first and they're crap. Stuff slips off them faster and they tend to melt at medium high heat if you're not careful. Silicone barely costs more too.

>>10771303
Interested to see the sharpening video

>>10771307
Yes and we decided to never talk about it again.

>>10771303
Seen it now. Nah, still don't need it.

>>10771321
>the fun ends here

>>10771348
Is this a vegan lawnmower or something?

>>10771312
1)that's adorable
2)that's actually kind of useful for separating the egg whites from the yolk without getting your hands dirty

>>10771154
I've only seen it after cheese (the last course eaten with bread), before deserts/digestives/coffee/mignardises.

>>10771368
Lol what cheap lousy places do you visit poor soul?

>>10771372
>tfw xiao jie melts the product and you still need to sell it or be evicted

>>10771154

>that dirty ass brush in the above pic

>>10771348
>>10771352
If I had to use one of these I would never not make lawnmower noises when pulling the string.
I'm only human.

>>10771356
It's close to, but not exactly, a very old kitchen tool that I think is just called a fat separator. They're definitely useful for certain styles of cooking.

>>10771513
I saw that too, saw that the scoop was clean and hoped that it was just pretend from carbonised toast or something, but who knows. I wouldn't trust it. Times like that I wish I could vomit on command.

>>10770955
Id take it over a garlic press

>>10771245
>centerpiece
Riiiiiiiight

>>10771140
those things are unironically amazing

>>10771525
you know your knuckles will be sprayed with garlic juice every time you use this right?

>>10771548
A delicious treat for my enemies when I punch them.

...my fav...
And a knive sharpener, when you just don't know how to sharpen a knive

>>10770806
Aha, this might be adult content. Sorry, i didnt see it right away

>>10771295
welcome to the 21st century retard

>>10771789
Welcome to the 21st century schiztard man

>>10771800
>>10771789
both of you faggots shut up

>>10770838
DUDE

I found something that looks exactly like this under my girlfriend's bed the other week. I kept asking her what it is and now I knew she was too fucking embarrassed to tell me she makes sushi bedside late at night. It even had a tuna or mackerel like smell and I put it in the dishwasher on the spot. Haha I am going to tell her today and rub it in her face lol.

>>10770806
Veggie flash lights.

>>10771851
Ayy bro!

>>10771071
>>10771145
>>10771267
>>10771565

KEK

I never leave home without it.

>>10771154
Standard procedure in french gourmet place.

>>10771317
rubber is a plastic, brainlet

>>10773500
it's actually an elastic

>>10770806
I hate everything in this thread but I can't look away

>>10770870
>>10770970
>>10770975
Wew lad it actually looks like pig trotters lmao
Lardass thots begone

>>10770882
no u

>>10770882

>>10770882

>>10771071
What kind of bougie nigga just buys a bank at the grocery store

>>10771071
>SS-101

>>10770882
ya fuckin cunt

>>10771098
Internet of Eggs

>>10771508
Ew is that a fennel seed on your bread

>>10771348
LET ER RIP!!!

>>10772997
>DAD DAUGHTER'S FIRST LOVE

>>10773619

>>10773712
Ahhh, wat a cute couplet! Those tiny hands of his, just sayin', ok?

>>10773765
his hands are even smaller than hers lol, wtf?

>>10773550
Super

>>10770806
>Tfw you break up with your gf

>>10770843
Prep cook of 5 years here, I literally have never even heard of an onion holder. Is it just like, an apple slicer but for onions?

>>10771140
Bench scrapers are god tier

>>10773712
Love Trump.

>>10773500
>>10773550
Rubber comes out of a tree
Plastic comes out of oil

>>10770806
For all the lonely incels out there, fuck a hollow cucumber. Keep one side closed for suction and run hot water through it to warm it up. Feels better than a real bj. Trust me.

>>10775521
might have to try this
>men can go their own way and if you get horny all you need is a hollowed out cucumber. look it even has the word cum in it.

why would i need to cum in her when i've got a warmed up cucumber.

>>10771356
>>10771356
>2)that's actually kind of useful for separating the egg whites from the yolk without getting your hands dirty

Or you can just use the shell

>>10771287
>>10771320
I hate these. I only like the shitty all stainless steel tongs. They have the best grip. I really only use them for grilling or pan-frying. Poor grip means you drop something on the floor or you splash hot oil on yourself.

>>10770823
He said kitchen, not camping equipment

>>10773765
You know what they say about small hands... they make you overestimate the size of your dick and your general capability.

>>10773765
>>>/reddit/

>>10773775
>>10775756
>>10775762

>>10771040
Everything is a sounding rod if you're horny enough

>>10771034
Guess you gotta have the old ones.
I have had the same one for over 20 years and not a damn problem.

>>10775786
I don't get it

>>10776212
You shouldn't. It's worse than the juicero.

>>10770870
There's a big stain on your drapes.

>>10776212
Know those coffee makers that use the little plastic cups to make coffee? Imagine that, but $400 and it makes tortillas. All for the low, low price of $0.70 per tortilla.

>>10770844
I wonder if this functions at all.

>>10771149
I really appreciated that they didn't show them getting the egg out of the egg compartment.

>>10775786

PC-EZ-Bake at least doesn't take up desk/table space, fitting into your PC CD-ROM bay. And is a bit of nerdy humor.

>>10770882
(you)

this should be in every mans home

>>10770827
what manner of witchcraft is that?

>>10776555
The rubber material that is made from tends to grab the skins of garlic. You don't have to buy a special gizmo for it though, any rubber works. you can use latex gloves, for example.

...or better yet you can not be a retard and use the knife smack method to handle your garlic.

>>10771317
Silicone isn't rubber, it's made from silicon.

>>10771149
>egg-sausage action
lewd

>>10771303
god I hate crinkle cut food

>>10770882
But

>>10776797
Dont you find the texture pleasing to chew?

>>10776228
Where?

>>10777022

>>10770834
Why? Use your regular colander. Also, who the fuck rinses ginger?

>>10771548
Does this work with smaller herbs like basil?

>>10770810
This is pussy shit.

>>10771312
Probably only thing in this thread I'd get.

>>10777627
You could probably find one at a goodwill

>>10770882
nigger

>>10773712
Obama with his niece is way fucking creepier. Pic related.
>>10771800
Boomer detected. Good song, though.

>>10770838
A sushi mat is cheaper, easer to use and more versatile

>>10775786
Tortillas are dirt cheap and easy af to make, who would buy that easy-bake oven?

>>10777845
People who are too stupid to know any better.

>>10777699
>MAGAfags actually believe this

>>10773712
>PurityBall
>A purity ball is an American formal dance event attended by fathers and their daughters which promotes virginity until marriage for teenage girls. Typically, daughters who attend a purity ball make a virginity pledge to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. Fathers who attend a purity ball make a promise to protect their young daughters' "purity of mind, body, and soul."[1] Proponents of these events contend that they encourage close and deeply affectionate relationships between fathers and daughters, thereby avoiding the premarital sexual activity that allegedly results when young women seek love through relationships with young men

fucking based

>>10770823
This is the thing for filled mumbai toasties...

>>10771071

>>10770806

>>10776212
>>10775786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfCsiycgmJA

>>10777699
Biden is even worse

>>10777699
Hey hey, keep it food related.

>>10778473
>Speaks fluet no accent normal English
>Torteeha

>>10770865
correct

>>10778569
someday I'm going to jerk it to this.. one day.

>>10771098
what would happen if you didn't success...?

>>10778238
WHAT IS IT

>>10776296
It does, but unfortunately it sucks because you can get a decent amount of juice just a few times before it runs out and in the end you'll probably end up wasting lemon or time trying to get the remaining juice.

>>10771071
>Include Installation

>>10771071
What kind of people buy this things?

>>10775610
or not risk breaking the yolk and use your hands. if you're concerned with not getting your hands dirty, get disposable gloves.

>>10779308
>>10771071

From the reviews.... customers are VERY LOYAL

>>10771098
>Hey anon let's make an omelette!
>Sorry I don't have wifi

>>10779308
Boomers

>>10779328
>big storm rolls through
>tfw can't make scrambled eggs to eat

>this thread

>>10770882
Clever girl

>>10771071
>how to scam boomers

>>10770827
>kitchen appliances that mimic the shape of the food they're used for
i fucking hate this tacky shit

>>10771312
cute!

>>10780043
Is this autistic wash up still relevant?

>>10779320
Jesus Christ

>>10771851
>It even had a tuna or mackerel like smell

>>10771149
>All that oil
> Cuck Reddit meme grill
>Low quality bacon
>Using metal tongs on nonstick surface
>Homoerotic sausage dipping

>>10773712

>>10776229
>70 cents per tortilla
¡MIERDA!

>>10770882
Hmm

>>10771303
>when you want professional food but don't know where to get it.

the comfiest way to eat cereal

>>10770882
goddamit

>>10772997
>those hairy knuckles
>boob
>purse
tranny?

>>10771149
>all that shit and one fucking egg

>>10779320
holy hell, "but I tried banging it on the table!". Literal caveman behavior.

you guys forgot this one

>>10771317
Silicone is a fucking element you complete retard.

>>10770882
ok

>>10783257
What's its atomic number, fuckholster?

How dumb do you have to be to confuse computer chips with boob jobs?

>>10783782
roflmao trolled you gud!!!1

>>10783800
>>I was just trolling, yeah, that's it. I was trolling....

>>10775735
>have gas stove in kitchen
>buy all manner of hobo irons
>never go camping
>jaffle master race

>>10776596
>...or better yet you can not be a retard and use the knife smack method to handle your garlic.

...or better yet you can use a whole-garlic bulb press

>>10782531
I have one of those, it's nice to not have to use all of my burners at once since I'm already trying to cook between 3 of them. Just used the slow cooker function a couple weeks ago and it worked as intended.

>>10780218
idc he got hot af. would shame my parents and commit homosexual sins with him.

>>10772997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish
???

>>10771098
>he doesnt recharge his eggs

>>10776797
Same. There's something very off putting about it but I can't put my finger on it.

>>10783932
Those things are great.

>>10783951
I put my fingers on crinkle cut fries all the time you hippie bitch
>>10783971
>>10783932
>that guy who throws away the 1st slice of tomato

shoulda brought the tomato shark. I always bring my cargo shorts to the cookout!!!

Memes aside, why does it seem to ever be baby boomers who buy this shit?

>>10777313
>who the fuck rinses ginger?
People that don't want cancer from pesticides you retarded faggot

>>10770806
I never leave home without it.

>>10784046
What good would washing do? Pesticdes don't just "wash off".

Besides which, you'll be peeling it anyway rendering the washing moot.

>>10784067
They actually went out of business.

>>10784067
>/joos/ār/rō
>yewsorrowe

>>10776319
Wish I could find one of these fire hazards for sale

>>10784067
20 years from now, this is what's going to be seen as the epitome of the failures of the startup boom and the IoE, in much the same way that pets.com is seen as one of the biggest failues of the dotcom boom.

A real, metal, solid pizza cutter. Blows me away when I go to somebody's house and they have a crappy, cheap, thin, wobbly piece of crap to cut their pizza with. I want to get one of those solid metal guillotine blade ones some day though.

>>10771348
all those years of ripping beyblades will finally pay off

>>10772907
blasphemy, thou shall individually twist off whole kernels by hand like god intended

>>10777900
Donald has a paternal right to his daughters innocence. No one has right to their niece's innocence.

>>10782479
That's a folded up shower curtain

>>10770806
I don't think I was even truly alive before I got a set of Rachel Ray's garbage bowls.

>>10770882
;(

>>10783859
ok, but essentially the same can be said for literally everything in this thread.
it's nice to have a garlic presser too, but doesn't change the fact that it's useless. you can just mash it with something else, you can grate it or chop it.
yes, i'm aware you can say the same thing for grater too

>>10784700
Oooo, sparkly

>>10777900
I dunno, looks creepier to me, fag

>>10784756
>>10782531
Getting GREAT rice require more maintenance. A good rice cooker is set to change heat and pressure over the cooking process. There’s a reason why almost every nip has one in the house.
>t. Nip

>>10770882
why do you do this you sick fuck

>I've seen packages for 90% of all the shit in this thread because my step family actually buys this shit in droves

>>10771663
I'm sorry what ?

>>10775529
torture device

>>10784795
damn those trannies and their propaganda

>>10783873
>some recent sources assert that the devices were used either as a gag

Literally invented for this stupid thread

>>10783996
Susceptible to advertising on TV. Legit boomers watch TV a lot compared to muhlennials, and dumb commercials always push this junk

>>10779308
My mom bought this for my dad
He never used it obviously

>>10770882
oh really....

>>10784510
I've found that a big Chinese cleaver is the ultimate pizza cutting and serving tool, I honestly wouldn't use anything else now

>>10770870
Why the fuck are you naked

>>10771513
Bro if I see some fuck nigga using these I'm slapping his shit and fucking him like the bitch he is

>>10778569
YO I've seen this video so many times never noticed the lewd wtf

>>10770882
Meme

>>10779273
Oviposer

>>10785562
This junk?
what the fuck is it?

>>10771663
Kinda goes well with OP's pic.

>>10780043
>UNITASKERS ARE BAD !!! :(((((((
>hm well I kinda like my oven
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!! AHHHH :((((
>hm okay whatever, but I couldn't live without my knife
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITHER YOU FOOL!!!! >:(((((
>*slowly walk away*

>>10771098
self confidence boosing app for eggs

>>10786440
Why would anyone think that an oven or a knife is a unitasker? Autism?

>>10786440
>Oven is an unitasker
Retard

>>10786535
An oven can only do one thing - heating up what you put inside of it
A knife can only cut things

>>10786563
Knives work as a can opener and screwdriver in a pinch.

>>10786563
>a knife can only cut things

Please leave this board and NEVER come back

>>10786573
I crush garlic with mine.

>>10771068
What harmful substances could this possibly measure?

https://dyffle.com/collections/kitchen/products/avocado-slicer-peeler-kitchen-with-fruit-protector

>>10785559
You do know gag can also mean something placed in the mouth right? Its a torture device, ass,mouth and vag are all fair in torture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxN8pr4B7LA

>>10770882
gay

>>10770882

>>10786563
>An oven can only do one thing - heating up what you put inside of it
>A knife can only cut things

But neither of those are "untasks" because an oven can be used to heat a wide variety of different things via different methods, and a knife likewise can be used on countless different foods, as well as with many different techniques...peeling, chopping, brunoise, tournee, dicing, etc...

You might have a point for special-purpose versions, i.e. a pizza oven, or a grapefruit knife.

>>10771140

This will change your life and save your knife

>>10786608
Harmful ones

>>10786608
I don't know about tomatoes, but that would actually be super useful if it could test for mercury and such in fish.

>>10775529
Oh, that says DUCK press.

this was lacking im suprised

>>10770817
My mom had one of these for as long as i can remember and i thought it was the stupidest thing ever. Like just peel the good damn orange

>>10771022
>he doesn' understand how many layers of irony were on
Sucks being new

>>10771513

>>10785808
Yea same, I usually cut my pizza with the biggest/longest knife I have. Koreans cut their pizzas with scissors though, but then again they cut literally EVERYTHING with scissors.

>>10770882
:(

>>10782531
I have a tiny one of these that I got at a yard sale for $5 from a Mexican family that had to upgrade due to more kids. 2 peeps in my house, best rice ever.

>>10786608
Toxins

>>10770882
fuck

>>10786608
radiation

>>10770834
Nice idea, but not practical enought...

>>10770882
Fucking shit

>>10786608
it claims to test for nitrites

>>10784795
I can think of at least one other use for this.

>>10770882
come on...

>>10779320
>
> paying $170 for a pencil
> it breaks
> buy another $170 pencil
> it also breaks
> "welp, I guess I'll have to buy another one!"

>>10784067

They tried shilling this with a product placement on the “Get Shorty” tv series

>>10770882

>>10789005
>Pay 25000 dollars for a car
>It breaks
>Buy another 25000 dollar car
>It also breaks
>"Welp, I guess I'll have to buy another one!"

>>10775515
>Rubber comes out of a tree
>Plastic comes out of oil

>>10789163
There's great alternative for that stupid shit, which is a 1$ pen/pencil and notepad.
There is no alternative for a car for most of America, and a car doesn't shit the bed after two months due to made-in-China engineering.

>>10771149
>that sausage dip
oh my

>>10771245
>Enough

>>10772997
>You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.

>>10773596
why

>>10770882
k

>>10776547
Now that looks handy

>>10778473
>2026
>entire kitchen if filled with surge protectors with keurig-like devices plugged into every outlet for every possible food/drink product
>none of it ever gets used
>entire fridge stocked with nothing but soylent

>>10779320

>>10784117
good

>>10789288
It's just a far less versatile mandolin.

>>10771140
lifesaver when you're working dishwasher

>>10789322
What's the sauce
of this image

>>10789232
>Chick culling is the process of killing newly hatched poultry for which the industry has no use. It occurs in all industrialised egg production whether free range, organic, or battery cage—including that of the UK and US. Because male chickens do not lay eggs and only those on breeding programmes are required to fertilise eggs, they are considered redundant to the egg-laying industries and are usually killed shortly after being sexed, which occurs after they hatch.

>>10789404
Couldn't tell you, I saved it from here
>>10789412
:(... maybe it's time to stop eating eggs...

>>10770806

>>10789439
There is only peace in death. Even if you switch to a full focus on enviro-sustainability and veganism, you just cause death in different ways. A buddy of mine works at a wind farm, and every day there are hundreds of dead birds that just litter the ground. In order to support large vegan populations, we'll have to plant large monoculture crops, which involves the large scale death of destroying habitats, as well as killing all the mice and birds in the fields every time the harvester rolls around, not to mention all the chemical fertilizers and pesticides necessitated by monoculture crops. I've seen it argued that for those reasons grass-fed beef is actually the most vegan food. In any case, we live in a world of constant struggle and to exist is to be a destroyer. There is only peace in death.

>>10770882
fuck off

>>10789479
But maybe I can only eat the ugly animals and not kill the cute chickadees?

>>10770882
cunt

recommend me a cheap rice cooker ($40-60)
preferible on amazon (mexico)

>>10789479
why not put a
>>10789477
>>10770882
fuuu

>>10789649
>why not put a banana in an organic pocket pussy (cored out zucchini)
This how is babby plant formed?

>>10775732
the shitty stainless ones do have a better grip, but I'm not using them on my nice nonstick skillet and I'm too autistic (not autistic enough?) to maintain a properly seasoned pan.

>>10770882 y tho

>>10771348
Used to fuck around with my parent's salad spinner as a kid. Don't think I ever saw them use it my entire chidhood

>>10789479
INSECTS

>>10789922
You'd still kill the parasites that live on the insects.

>>10771303
School canteen level.

>>10789479
>TFW you've embraced your destiny as a member of the chosen race of god, the Destroyer-Kings who will unmake creation so that it can be begun anew.

>>10784046
If you rinse it the ginger will sting less upon insertion

>>10771508
why is the bread so red?
looks really apetizing

They have one of these in the break room at work. I use it all the time.

>>10787755
Homemade pasta is definitely one of the best things you can learn to do.

My wife also uses it to roll out gum paste for cake decorating.

>>10771185
>watching a webm until the end

>>10790054
Underrated post
It seems rather silly though, if you don't want an intense sting, use something else

>>10790203
They're also invaluable for stopmotion animation

>>10771605
I have one that looks like a small pencil sharpener. lifesaver on my keto diet when i make zucchini pasta

>>10784684
but still a boob

>>10776547
>when you're too lazy (or dumb) to use a knife properly