/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is the gayest haiku ever.

>>10767610
man i honestly thought it was her vagina at first

>>10767610
stop going to places with high maintenance bitches


you're the problem
and if you can't accept that go back to /r9k/

>>10767629
OP here.
This response made my day.
Thank you anon.

>>10767610
I thought that girl on the left was groping her friend's vagina but it's just a chair.

>>10767835
>chair.
mmm grayons...

>>10767695
Its just that i used to be the guy paying for all that girl sushi. Having to be charming and seemingly wealthy so that later i would be rewarded with sex.
Seeing from the outside though ,i realize i looked like a right chump.

>>10767610
>>10767936
>generalizing that everyone is bored when they are with someone, taking care of a high-maintenance bitch (your perception) (you know none of these people)
stay in the victim cycle. keep telling yourself that. it's what they want you to think. don't ever try to take anyone out for dinner. that's just the social contract, right? you buy her shit, she fucks you. this is a view of the world that is not at all self-defeating and something i can get behind.

>>10767817
That's not a haiku
Stop being such a faggot
Refrigerator

>>10767610
>letting someone take a picture of themselves getting fingered
kosher post OP

>>10767610
Yes women at nice sushi places in the city tend to be high maintenance wannabe socialites. Maybe try somewhere rural

>>10768593
>avoid where you have a right to be
sounds good to me, not being a faggot at all

>>10768593
Lol, got news for you: Sally Sue, the preachers daughter, wants your money and soul just as much as Summer from the suburbs.

>>10768635
What kind of image is this

>>10768685
i prefer to always have an image. when i do not have an image that suits what i've said, i post shitmages.
yes, shitmages.
the refuse that has not been discarded yet, but is there. it's a chinese way of going about things, but chinese dinosaurs roam in the end and I will not be shanghaied.
t. ur mom

>>10768593
rural chicks are fat and can’t manage to hold a conversation about anything worthwhile though

>>10768637
I’m not really looking to wax philosophical on women. But if OP fears high maintenance then he’s looking in the exact wrong place

>>10768725
>just as dumb and as much as of a faggot as OP
>city girls dumb
>rural dumb
perpetuate your fucking misery
meet someone. talk to a person you are attracted to. talk to them. they are prob as scared as you.
fucking christ
the state
there is nothing wrong with "eating alone" or "eating w/ someone"
do you not see how this perpetuates an eternal divide, it drives people apart.
Food is better with people, btw. Family, friends, lovers.

>>10768725
>having conversations with women
found the virgin

>>10768804
do you ever just go to a restaurant and ask a random group if you can join them? i havent but it sounds like fun

>>10768804
I never said city girls are dumb, cleetus. I'm sorry I insulted your overweight sister with horse manure for a brain.

>>10767610
take the true redpill and start banging fattys
if u r fit and good looking the tablers are turned and then they will be forced to appease you

>>10767936
>Having to be charming and seemingly wealthy so that later i would be rewarded with sex.
Then date people and get out of the hook up scene you fucking tard

>>10769236
>Then date people and get out of the hook up scene
Then you have to be charming every day. How is that better?

>>10767680
you waaaat??

>>10769399
I'm not going to explain to you what a real relationship based on mutual trust, communication, and understanding feels like because by that comment alone there's probably nothing you could equate it to.

>>10769235
imagine being fit and good looking and stooping as low as specifically swooping fatties
imagine literally manufacturing an attractiveness differential in your romantic life because you struggle to assert your will with another person in any other way
the fatties deserve better than you

>>10768524
>baww please like my post
>i'm cool, i promise, you'll see
>you just lost the game

>>10769546
are you a girl?

>>10769562
Come to Oz mate it's full of soft cunts like you

>>10769235
I’d rather just bang escorts than bang fatties. What the fuck is even the point of getting fit if you’re only fucking disgusting landwhales anyway?

>>10767936
this is shopped as fuck, the mountains aren't nearly that close

>t. denverfag

>>10769638
google lens compression

>>10768574
in america there is thing called freedom so girls don't get killed for expressing their sexuality. You probably wouldn't understand.

>>10769863
>>10769863
You have to admit that they need to reign that shit in a bit though

>>10769638
>>10769657
Google salt lake city while you're at it.

>>10767610
Here's the problem: sushi is expensive and men without women will choose a cheaper alternative.
I go fishing and process the fish I catch into sushi, so I can enjoy some red snapper for the cost of a bucket of live shrimp ($3).

Want to be happy? Catch your food.

>EZ mode
Crab trap
>basic bitch
throw a shrimp into the ocean on a fishing pole
>intermediate
rent a boat
>advanced
buy a rifle and shoot an animal for its meat

>>10769863
Stop persecuting me because im muslim you bigot

>>10767835
You got fooled TWICE. It's not a chair, it's the legs of the girl on the left.

>>10771043
I collect images like that. I find them amusing.

>>10771054

>>10771054
Is there a name for these type of pics?

>>10771058
Unintentional illusion

>>10771064
Huh?