/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10768092
>survives multiple salmonella poisonings
>gets taken down by a little heat

>>10768098
>survives multiple salmonella poisonings
The man died 30 years ago. He has become a golem of salmonella.

Another one?

>>10768138
He already had one in the past???

>>10768092
This is his third. Maybe it’s the mountains of carcinogenic smoked meat?

>>10768147
Damn!

>>10768147
He himself claims it's caffeine that's to blame. And who are we to doubt His Word?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>10768165
>wake up call from god
Guess he left food out of the memo

>>10768112
He's actually a symbiotic colony of various food borne pathogens that assumes a human form and uses Youtube to advocate for it's kind

>>10768165
A stroke is a vascular problem. Caffeine might have been a contributing factor, but let's not pretend Jack isn't eating mountains of meat and has never been filmed eating a vegetable that wasn't cooked in/encased within a meat or dairy product.

>>10768198
>>10768147
>>10768112
>>10768098
>implying meat is harmful to health

Enjoy Ansel Keys

>>10768198
He's probably eating a ton of sugar, his BBQ sauce is like 52% sugar while most other brands are around 40% and they're already very sweet.

>>10768213
Nobody is saying meat is bad though, stop being so defensive. One person is saying salmonella is bad, another is saying smoked meat is carcinogenic which it is but not that all meat is bad, and the third is saying that eating too much meat is bad.

>>10768198
I am an RN and I have worked specifically with stroke patients. I assure you it's not caffeine what caused that fat retard's vascular issues.
Nor is it God saving him every time.

>>10768232
Can I have a stroke?

>>10768092

it's not like he can get any dumber

>>10768213
This is his dinner every single night. He brags about over smoking meat as if its a good thing.
>>10768229
I wasn’t even referring to meat being carcinogenic, just his horrible barbecue lifestyle

>>10768240
As long as you don't tell the nurses on the dayshift. They're stuck up cunts.

Unironically hope he's okay, I need my juicy rare chicken fix.

Cancer is next

>>10768092
Another one? Jack is a total mess.

>>10768266
Yeah, Jack needs to get his shit together already and make some excercise and diet changes. At least for what he regularly eats. I understand how caffeine could push someone over the edge if they're already borderline, but this still means he was on the borderline of stroking out even without caffeine.

>>10768279
What are some non-mom science changes to make? Two of my uncles have died in their 60s from the same thing

>>10768292
Maybe this is mom-science, but cardio, soluble fiber, and pomegranate juice. Also need to eliminate trans fats.

>>10768292
>>10768307
Also forgot to add, losing weight is the quickest method to lower you blood pressure.

>>10768313
Yeah being obese causes so many health problems. Some guy did an experiment where he mainly ate Twinkies while losing weight and kept having blood tests done, and they actually got better as he lost weight even while eating that kind of food. Not saying it won't cause its own problems eventually but you can get away with more if you aren't overweight.

>>10768092
First Bordain now this...

>>10768092
I'll be more sad when Jack dies than when Bourdain offed himself.

>>10768368
Was jack actually trying asphyxiation masturbation?

>>10768368
Bourdain is a cuck and deserved it. Jack is a true hero to all of us, I pray for a quick recovery!

>>10768092
Looking at the garbage he makes and eats, I'm surprised vegans don't use Jack as a use case against carnivorousness consumerism.

>>10768412
Jack is a 70 year old millennial. He’d abandon his entire personality for veganism if it got him views

I thought he was already dead.

>>10768092
This is surprising how? He's fat as fuck, so out of shape that he struggles to walk up a flight of stairs, and eats nothing but grease and salt.

>>10768447
Only in the brain

Heard he's a T2 diabetic.

Me too. And I eat like Jack. We're both gonna die, and soon.

>>10768662
>T2 diabetic
But instead of liquid metal he's actually made of chicken blood

>>10768447
Omae wa mou shindeiru