/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what's special about them?

>>10764222
fuck you

Definitely not a krabby patty

The Bubble Bass burger.

>>10764235
>>10764236
>That hivemind

Homer always made that donut look so good

>>10764251
I had a Homer donut once. It was literally chocolate icing with food dye, but it tasted better.
>>10764262
Bear meat is actually pretty gamey. I don’t recommend.

>>10764270
I haven't had it since I was a kid. Alright in a stew so long as you keep in mind it's oily so you want a thickener that'll soak up that grease.

Anything these two ate

>>10764226
based

>>10764270
>>10764276
I was talking about the honey

>>10764312
I know. I was being funny. Nobody wants to eat Pooh Bear. That would be an atrocity.

>>10764304
so... you want to eat dick?

haha gay faggot

>>10764213
I would give kim possible the ol lickeroo

>>10764213

>>10764213
kim possible's pussy

>>10764735
Disgusting
>>10764213
Kankerburger

>>10764213
and bluto’s beans desu

>>10764735
Beat me to it. Always wanted to bone her when I was a kid.

>>10764213
I'd rather eat the Naco. It's a nacho and a taco, anon.

https://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM

>>10764270
Homer makes everything sound good when he's eating.

>>10764735
I think it would taste like blackberry.

>>10764973
Haha, that tablet said "top secret". Can we derail the thread with some political talk? That politician that we all hate and the other guys likes, they totally betrayed us!

>>10765119
Are you alright, nigger?

>>10765200
>>>/pol/
get your racist white ass out of here

>>10765202
Who the fuck brought up politics and racism!?

>>10765213
alt-right pls go

no one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmzoJl8cLE0

>>10765214
Are you high? Who is talking about politics? It was a cringe video of some autistic kid making a salmonella sandwich. The fuck is wrong with you, asshole?

I fucking love /cock/.

>>10765265
Are you free tonight Anonette?

>>10764973
Good god that is fucking disgusting.

>>10765119
What

Kim is a top tier Cartoon-fu

>>10764213
I would try one of Bob’s burgers.

Something says it’s a classic diner burger. Nothing fancy or amazing, but just a good American burger

>>10765401
>>10765240
Autism.

>>10765417
ableist >>>/pol/

>>10765102
It wouldn't, because all girls taste like they masturbate with fishsticks. Only virgins think vag tastes or smells anything other than foul

>>10765216
I made something similar to that before because of this episode, but with only 4oz beef and it was pretty damn good.

>>10765428
maybe “us virgins” don’t sleep with nasty bitches?

>>10765425
This was a silly thread about cartoon food. You're lucky I dont have my kike/bigger folder on this device, since you brought this shit up. Go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>10765425
This was a silly thread about cartoon food. You're lucky I dont have my kike/nigger folder on this device, since you brought this shit up. Go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>10764213
I'd eat her ginger butthole

>>10765494
Not that guy, but
>muh nigger folder
How is grade 9

>>10765494
I’m as /pol/ as daddy H himself, but if you have an unironic nigger folder you need to rethink your life

>>10764213
out of all the kim possible related things you can eat you pick her nachos, you disappoint me anon

>>10764226
Top notch

>>10765428
God I hope I never meet the women you sleep with

>>10765505
A nigger hate folder? How is that weird, shit is amusing. Tell me you dont laugh at the guy putting his kid in the washing machine at the laundromat. I also have a redpill folder, is that cringy too? Whatever, fags.

>>10765494
>>10765552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4BarQx7fI

>>10765503
>>10765505
>>10765603
Cry more babbies.

Chunky Puffs

>>10764213
kim possibor pusi

;)

>>10766183
he's right though i u think about it

>>10764304
The cajun food in the Zombie island movie seemed amazing.

>>10764732
Patrician choice.

For me, the Chocolate Strawberry Cheesecake in that one episode of Two Stupid Dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCEGnxyUCj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6k73ZnfSvA

>>10766297
kek

>>10766297
toppest of jej's to you my good sir ;)

>>10766297

>>10766297
Based!

>>10766297
so fucking based

>>10766340
>>10766343
>>10766421
>>10766423
>>10766437
Samefagging

>>10766458
not based

>>10766458
*THIS* isn't based....

>>10766478
>reddit formating

I know this is a shitposting thread, but fuck me this is just gross.
>>10766483
>Knowing how to format on reddit

>>10766297
lol

>>10766297
my man!

>>10766297

>>10766297
:DDD

>>10766297
kek

>>10764732
>an entire unshelled lobster
fuck you dagwood

>>10766575
it's a softshell lobster.

>>10764578
came here to post this

>>10765202
I'm black and you can fuck off

>>10766678
i'm black and you need to shut youre fucking mouth

>>10764213
Need help coming up with new episode ideas, Babish?

>>10764735
good post

>>10764213
I want to eat Kim Possible's vagine

>>10764578
>>10764735
>>10766297
>>10767169
these

>>10765505
>daddy H
If you were for real, you would call him Onkel Adi.

>>10764236
Since he is a fish, I wish to eat him.

>>10764262
In my mind, the honey was always a thick, goopy nacho cheese sauce. Idk but that seems better.

>>10764732
I wish to eat dagwood!

>>10767251
i imagined it like a stretchy sweet custard

>>10764325
plus he's full of fluff, not meat

A Goofy Movie's pizza, also the leaning tower of cheeza

>>10764213
Kim Possible's panty clam

>>10764735
Under rated post.

>>10766483
>>10766499
Lots of different places have asterisks surrounding words make it bold or italic, not just Reddit.

>>10767557
>he reddit posts on non-reddit sites

>>10764226
Good point

>>10764213
i could eat kims pussy all day

>>10764270


Bear meat is gamey unless you embrace the aroma in order to maximize flavor and texture. Star anise, peppercorns, and a good handful of juniper berries as a means to try and control the smell.

>>10764578
>>10764735
>>10767169
>>10767475
>not Kim Possible's nacho

>>10764213
https://youtu.be/8GncsnPhLLw

>>10767665

Ketchup

>>10764226
Huh?

>>10764226
this desu

>>10764213
I would eat her pussy if you know what I mean haha

> this whole thread

>>10768022

>>10768022
this 2bh
shego is the superior choice

>>10764226
+1 internets good sir. You may fuck my wife

>>10764213
Is that little pink critter her pet dildo?

>>10768413
No, it's a naked mole rat. A species known for it's ability to chew through just about anything. And Ron keeps it in his from pocket...

Hate to go all /a/ on this, but if this wasn't made with orc and whale I'd be all over it. Dragon wine souffé, dragon fin soup, dragon sukiyaki.

Fantasy creatures from medieval swords and sorcery games and shows sound delicious.

>>10764236

>>10766297
absolutely based

>>10768578
what is this from?

>>10768761
The Slayers. Great show, well up until third season, then you're just watching it for the characters and wondering what the fuck is going on.

>>10766297
he cute

What about Cheif Wiggums chili from the chili cook off.

What the fuck are you all on about and haven't posted this

>>10768858
This. and Purple Flurp as well. Hell, maybe even the pizza from that sleepover episode.

>>10764304
Smoke a j, wander into your kitchen, literally become Shaggy

TMNT pizza looked good af

>>10769316
>this nigger steals your poi at the club
Wat do?

>>10764213
eating those nachos off her pussy is the only reasonable response to this post.

>>10764213
ey b0ss gibe de pusi pls

>>10769746
too old

Fucking porkbutts

>>10769899
Is that legal

>>10769917
If you live in Wyoming, new Mexico, Kentucky, west Virginia, Hawaii or Washington dc it sure is ;)

>>10769932
>DC

>>10768188

The most delicious thing I can think of would be the flavor of angrily hatefucking Shego until she gave up and liked it.

I would hit up fraggle rock and see what doozer sticks are all about

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

I wanna eat the boar meat from Asterix & Obelix.

Either that or any generic meat-on-the-bone kind of meal they had in old school cartoons. It just looks so evenly cooked, brown almost as if it was fried, with the handy bone sticking out to eat it with your hand.

Lickety Split from Angry Beavers. I swear I never wanted to eat a log so bad

Energon

Cake

>>10770061
Fucking this.
I don't know what half the shit in Spirites Away is, but I need it in my mouth

>>10764213
King of the Hill steaks

>>10767645
I understood this reference.

>>10767199
>>10767348
enormous, almost overwhelming nostalgia

>>10770273
cringe

>>10770276
cringe

when eating Kim's pussy should I let her lay on the bed and eat her that way or have her sit on my face?

>>10770460
disgusting. never give a girl oral

>>10770460
She's in high school you disgusting pedo
>it's not pedophilia it's ebophilia and it's normal
Lots of people have it, but that doesn't make it acceptable. Those with superior genes don't desire people that young even a little bit. Try to emulate us and improve yourself.

>>10770468
It's still not pedophilia even if it's not normal, 16,17,18 = teenager, not child

>>10770468
lol what a cuck faggot

i would slurp her ass through a straw ;)

>>10770639
absolutely based

>>10765611
also these

>>10764213
Easy.

>>10764213
Yo there was that one episode of Jimmy Neutron where this machine would scan your tongue and know exactly what you wanted to eat
The food looked like trash, but that machine was bretty cool

>>10766297
haha le fucking #based

>>10770468
Kim was 16 in 2002, that makes her 32

>>10771377
You'd take gold in the mental gymnastics

>>10770468
Q: what's an ephebophile
A: a pedophile with a thesaurus

>>10771377
She probably got knocked up by that Ron faggot by now.

>>10771431
MILF are delicious

Those meat drumstick things from The Sword in the Stone.

>>10766297
*snap*

Her ass

>>10764213
The meals that Bulma prepares for Beerus in Dragon Ball Super

>m-muh i would eat kims pusi
>Nobody posting this qt right here
I don't even remember what in the living FUCK this cartoon was about, but I remember watching it when I was 7, left hand on dick, right hand on remote ready to change the input to the PS2 in case someone came into the room.

>>10771466
this

>>10764213
I'd eat Kim.

>>10770465
t. virgin

>>10765202
Back to >>>/leddit/ with you, newfriend

>>10771904
t. cuck

a man does not perform subservient acts on a woman, it should be the other way around

>>10764226
[+]

>>10766297
underrated, best post of the week

>>10767199
I used to pretend to be this mouse when I was a wee lad eating chicken noodle soup and ritz crackers. This pic brought such a rush of nostalgia man.

Poverty bread

>>10766297
KEK!

>>10766272
Same

>>10764213

Does kim shave and wax or keep a little landing strip

>>10764213
Shego's bearded clam.

>>10770117
I could shit on your face if you want

>>10773185
Damn right what an absolute goddess

>>10767251
I always imagined it as honey mustard
Actully knowing what honey tastes like makes looking back at this kinda weird

>>10766783
*youre
nice try sweatie

>>10765848
Based Asterixanon

>>10773554
im black, what did you espect

>>10772076
only a literal virgin cannot give his girl oral and be in control during it. I cannot fathom being so beta the only way you can imagine controling a sexual encounter is by fucking her

>>10774045
ahahaahahahahaahahah

fucking soycucks i swear, i bet you let them peg you too

ahahahahahahahahaha

>>10774052
no, because I don't want to do that. I want to eat pussy, so I eat pussy. I understand why this upsets you, because you've never had the opportunity, but once you have a girlfriend who's somehow more beta than you, maybe you'll understand how sexual dynamics work!

>>10774052
>It shows a lack of male sex hormones to want to bury your face in a fountain of female sex pheromones and hormones!
>Ew, vaginas are gross! Only low-t bois like vaginas!
>I can barely be in dominant in a sexual encounter while penetrating, so it's impossible to give oral in a dominant way!

So much revealed in one post

>>10774045
>>10774081
Going down on a woman is legitimately submissive, but you can make up for that with hot wax or whips.

>>10774085
I disagree, you can be dominant doing (almost) anything

the only thing that it's impossible to be dominant during is be penetrated (at least as a man sleeping with a woman)

>>10774090
>I disagree, you can be dominant doing (almost) anything
Feel free to, but from a perspective what is isnt dominate by nature being subservient to your partner for their sexual needs is indeed submissive. I go down on my girl, but I dont delude myself into thinking that I am still dominate with my head between her legs, it is legitimately the most submissive thing I do and thats fine. But dont tell others that it is dominant because it objectively and categorically isnt.

>>10774052
>>10774085
Real men don't act like you MGTOW type nerds js, nothing is more cringey than the wanna be tough guy shtick.

>>10770061
What are those tiny dick big balls things in the middle

>>10774110
Post dits or gtfo, roastie! No one falls for your shit anymore except cuck'd breeders. We fuck you that night but notice, you never see us again, lol!

>>10771382
>the passage of time is mental gymnastics
wew lad

>>10774110
lol. What do you know about "real men"?

Go on. Amuse me.

>>10768858
He should have used krunch to make Cindy his eternally addicted, loyal cumbucket.
What a wasted opportunity.

>>10774167
I've been wondering about that for years, it's the same thing Chihiro's dad scarfs down at the beginning. Maybe it's like a giant soup dumpling?

>>10767348
It's basically the IT'S FUCKING RAW pizza

>>10774167
>>10774258
Translucent red meat dumplings, it seems, just exaggerated in size. https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/ezq9ek/in-jiufen-you-can-eat-your-way-through-a-miyazaki-film

>>10774324
No wonder I could never figure it out, I thought the food was Japanese when it was Taiwanese all along

>>10774568
>best guess for this image: God

>>10766320
>The cajun food in the Zombie island movie seemed amazing.

>SPY Fox will need the Chicken Knuckles if he must distract the hungry Alligators blocking his path to the dairy cows by feeding them. Chicken knuckles are bought from Bea Bear in the Greek Cantina and SPY Fox can obtain them by placing his money on Bea or the Chicken Knuckles on the sign (Regardless of the choice, Bea states it is Fox's funeral). After that, SPY Fox must put Secret Sauce on the knuckles and head back to the alligator pool. SPY Fox then must feed the alligators the chicken knuckles. After they eat, the alligators will fall asleep due to the Secret Sauce's side effect on alligators.

According to Bea, the Cantina is required by law to sell Chicken Knuckles as "to-go meals" because once people eat them, they are forced to go to the bathroom.

>>10764735
I came here to post this.

Pizza from the goofy movie

>>10764213
I'd eat Kim Possible's asshole.

why are people having a shitfit over eating a girls pussy and making her feel good

>>10765611
I just think it tastes like mountain dew, but slimier.

>>10764757
>this

>>10773375
Well it IS the patrician choice, yes?

>>10774103
so was it submissive of harvey weinstein when he spread the legs of some hot young actress on his casting couch and slurped her gash with his old jew tongue?

>>10766297
I don't get it

>>10771544
>be me
>haven't watched this in easily over 10 years
>can still perfectly recite theme song and plot synopsis.
>one of the only things i remember from that long ago

I am convinced this show has cursed me in some way.

>>10775141
based

>>10775512
I'm a little worried about your memory. It's in the nature of songs to stick in the mind. The significance of song as a technology has been its role in assisting memory. If you don't remember every song you knew ten years ago, something is going very wrong.

>>10775475
;)

>>10770460
Lay her face down and eat her out; give a little love to her ass, just enough to make her beg for light anal stimulation

>>10771544
Fucking Italians man

>>10774081
I'm glad were on the same page. All of those things you bullet pointed are 100% true

>>10764213
I would eat nachos out of her holes.

>>10764213
Ucchan's Okonomiyaki Special!
(from Ranma 1/2)

Flinstones meat always made me imagine a taste and texture that was way better than the bland, dry, often gristly drumsticks I would eat as a child

>>10764732
>untoasted bread
>unidentified pulse nib
>bologna slice
>ham slice
>a whole block of swiss, flattened
>whole lobster, cooked, unshelled
>one onion, sliced, not peeled
>leftover swiss
>processed bacon rasher, uncooked
>ghost of processed bacon rasher
>two dutch carrots
>peas
>extra thick swiss slice for stability
>noodles al dente
>whole fish
>one egg, sunny side up
>two sausage links
>bologna slice
>ghost of bologna slice
>more untoasted bread
>pimento olive, skewered with toothpick

>>10765494
>not always keeping your nigger folder on your person

>>10776235
everyone knows that dinosaur meat is tough and leathery

>>10766297
Why does this have more replies than this>>10764735
despite being posted later

>>10776221
>Ucchan
I honestly wish she was a boy

>>10764226
rofl i'm dying.

>>10765428
You're either an incel or you sleep with some nasty hoes

>>10776347
Think about what you just said for a minute and then put on your dunce cap

>>10776347
this desu, pussy is fuckin delicious.

>>10776353
No u

>>10768888
It looked so damn delicious.

>>10770468
bad bait grandpa

>>10776331
this

>>10765214
>Altright
>In the year of our Lord Jesus Christ MMVIII
The alt-right is a meme.

anything from neopets, besides the dung food
why is there so much food made from dung

>>10771544
Flora was my reason to masturbate, her delicious brown skin and femeninity made me a happy lad back on the day.

>>10764213
I'd eat the nachos outta her shit

>>10770276
Parents didn't love you, eh?

>>10776325
because one had BASED pusi poster in it and the other did not

>>10766297
genius

>>10772076
He's kinda right, if not completely. When I was with a married chick and she asked about me not giving oral and I said "that's your beta husband's job" and she got hot and bothered and deepthroated me.
I don't really see it as beta, though; I just don't like doing it.

>>10777939
based

>>10777939
Youre dying alone

>>10777951
Probably. I find long term relationships unfufilling. Anything past a year or so starts to suck.
Also, women are a pain in the ass to be around all the time.

>>10777951
this post is NOT based!

>>10777962
based

>>10764226
holy fig im tearing up

>>10777962
As long as you don't pass your genes down I'm alright
>>10777965
Shut up fag

>>10777978
>As long as you don't pass your genes down I'm alright
Raw doggin' every time. So flip a coin.

>>10766575
calcium boi

>>10764304
that pickle sandwich with ice cream will stay with me forever.

>>10770170
It's mostly Japanese/Chinese cuisine with some fictional foods.

I see steamed pork buns, a chicken on a ben of lettus, dumplings, tamamgoyaki, meat balls, lime jell-o, steamed snow crab, fictional ham, rice, something with mushrooms, more ham, whole pigeons, honey-glazed duck or pork w skin, sushi, a big fish, ribs, steamed octopus, and other less identifiable stuff

>>10778052
>lettus

>>10777978
NOT based!!

>>10777951
everyone dies alone, the best you can hope for is to die next to someone

>>10764304
>velmas pussy

>>10767645
Just watched this

>>10775120
On that note...

>>10777275
Holy shit, I was flooded with images of omelettes and region-themed food. Thank you.

>>10764213
>tfw ywn cum on kim possible's face
y even live lads?

>>10764732
what is that on top of the lobster/prawn? are those sliced potatoes? onions with the skin on? gold coins?

>>10779522
I'd guess onions, or even so far as chocolate coins

>>10764213
Shokugeki - Fake Pork Roast (Gotcha Pork)

>>10764213
I want her to pet my cock while looking at it with that same expession.

>>10764226
my man

>>10764226
idk why but this actually made me lol

>>10778547
my nigga

>>10764226
Based

>>10767753
I hear they have this in canada

>>10764226
every fuckn time

not /ck/. take this weeb shit to /a/

>>10764213
>Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, with cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow and layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

>>10764226

anything from Toriko.

shit looks so good

>>10766297

>>10764213

>>10769917
I will make it legal.

>>10768888
The ending is fucked up desu.

>>10780625
>sun dried tomatoes

Gross

>every cartoon makes pizza look god tier with it being incredibly soft and the cheese being so stringy and melted
>IRL pizza is usually just incredibly bland in texture

why

>>10766297
why did this make me laugh irl

>>10773355
kek

>>10765848
For a second I thought this was Hagar the horrible

>>10764732
Go to bed, grandpa.

>>10765096

>>10766297
based!

Anybody up for some typewriter-corn?

>>10766297
xd

>>10781501
Just take them off.

another vote for the dagwood

>>10768752
Let it swim means cook it in mustard.

>>10764757
My man.

>>10769342
>pepperoni and mushrooms
The partisan’s choice of topping.

>>10764262

>>10773149
Had this back in kindergarten. We watched it while we ate.

>>10784933
IT CANNOT BE DISASSEMBLED

>>10770139
This guy gets it

mm mmm worm doodles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHep1exbhiE

you gotta have em

I always assumed it was something like a dirt cake where it was a gummy worm with cookie crumbles and pudding on a big gummy worm.

>>10764735
i remember when i was a teenager working at mcdonalds.
Once there was a kim possible happy meal toy. i liked looking at her on the box and the promo materials.

that redhead gatdam

>>10764226
>>>10764305 >>10765533 >>10767622 >>10768001 >>10768009 >>10768205 >>10772088 >>10776336 >>10777975 >>10779945 >>10780051 >>10780128 >>10780558 >>10780637
based (upvoted) redditors

>>10773057
Bread sliced so thin that it's transparent would probably have a really interesting texture to it.