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Man, I can't imagine what it must be like to have friends. Imagine not being a useless NEET who lives with his parents and rarely showers. Imagine having your own comfy apartment and getting a text from a friend asking if I wanna hang out and watch a film and agreeing, only for him to immediately ask what you want him to pick you up from McDonald's on the way over.

'I'll have a large Big Mac meal with 9 Chicken McNuggets and a large chocolate milkshake, please. Make the drink included with the meal a Diet Coke.'

'No problem', he replies, 'I'll be right over'. And then your friend arrives with your meal and doesn't even ask you to pay for it because he's an actual friend and isn't just using you. And you sit down on your comfy chair and turn on the TV and watch a film together, snacking away and laughing at the stupid things happening in the film and have a great time together. Imagine what it must be like to not only have someone like you, but be proud to like you. Be proud to be your friend. Not be ashamed to be associated with you. Imagine what it would be like to actually have motivation and want to do things. Imagine showering and brushing your teeth and cleaning up after yourself not being an insurmountable task, because you've actually got something to work towards. Imagine not being a useless retard. Imagine the delicious taste of a Chicken McNugget washed down with a McDonald's thick chocolate milkshake.

God, I wish I was dead.

>> No.10764441

Nice board you got here faggots lmao

>> No.10764442

>>10764430
>God, I wish I was dead.
I wish you were dead too

>> No.10764457

based

>> No.10764467

>>10764430
Are you gonna eat that?

>> No.10764489

>>10764430
ya food looks good op

>> No.10764490

What does getting a text from a friend feel like?

>> No.10764494

>>10764442
G-d I wish that was me you were replying to

>> No.10764514

>>10764490
honestly annoying unless you were expecting them to send you something, but never getting texts at all is miserable.

>> No.10764556

>>10764490
just realized i've never gotten a text to hangout with anyone in my life

>> No.10764572

I don't have a phone that does texts.

>> No.10764573

>>10764430
didn't read your story but I'll take your double mcfish

>> No.10764591

>>10764556
where doyou live

>>10764490
it feels good in the moment. but later you realize friends are overhyped, childish rubbish

>> No.10764595

rate my order

1 filet o fish meal with iced tea
2 mcForMes
1 chocolate shake
1 apple pie

>> No.10764636

>>10764595
someone validate me for my order. i need social approval from /ck/

>> No.10764697

>>10764430
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>> No.10764709

>>10764636
looks good, but seems like a bit too much for one meal.

>> No.10764720

>>10764430
Imagine this not being an ironic shitpost and knowing that someone else shares your suffering

>> No.10764737

>>10764591
>but later you realize friends are overhyped, childish rubbish

Nice cope

>> No.10764745

>>10764595
>mcForMe
What is this? We don't have it here.

>> No.10764768

>>10764490
"oh great"

>> No.10764798 [DELETED] 

If you make a friend the gangstalkers will either make him hate you or try to use him against you somehow. If you work towards things they'll try to sabotage you or plot to kill you if their sabotage fails. If you try to get fit by bicycling they'll destroy your bicycle. They become especially menacing if you have even the slightest interaction with a female.

There's really no point doing anything because they view literally anything you do as a provocation or a justification for their wickedness or an opportunity to cause more suffering.

>> No.10765274

>>10764490
DOn't get your hopes too high, I usually just receive deep fried memes from my normie freinds.

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>>10764745
the best fast food sandwich

>> No.10765312

Anon you wish the current VERSION of you was dead. You need to transform yourself. Look at your flaws, go look in the mirror, find exactly what's holding you back and fix them.

If you never take responsibility for changing things to get a different outcome, you will always suffer. Everyone can do this.

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>>10764430

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>>10764430
>>10765624

>> No.10765633

>>10764430
For a small fee you can upgrade the soda in your meal to a shake, you know. There's no reason to have two drinks.