/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is that olive oil and vinegar?

>>10749369
White"people"

>>10749369

>>10750447

>>10749381
white people are the same as you and me, not all white people do this

>>10750593
Nawpalt

>>10749369
used to do haircuts in college with some chocolate syrup and rurmplemintz

>>10750916
Haircuts?

>>10750921
you sit in a chair like youre getting a haircut and lean yoru head back and open your mouth. one person pours some chocolate syrup into your mouth, just a tiny bit, and another person pours a shot or so of rumplemintz into your mouth right after and you pull you head back down and swallow it. it was actually pretty good for a shot or two at a party and girls really liked getting/giving them so it was a nice way to introduce yourself to people

>>10750929
>>10750929
>calling it a haircut instead of a choco rumplemouth

>>10751038
youre right what a missed oppurtunity i could have trademarked it with a name like that fuck

>>10750929
That sounds really unpleasant, why not just put it in a shotglass?

>>10751102
Roasties are retarded.

>>10751102
its kind of annoying to have to wash the chocolate syrup out of a shotglass and its a more interactive way to take shots. just ask a girl, hey do you want a haircut? she likely wont know so you tell her/show her and get to talking. also was a rule that if you spilled choc syrup on a guys body you had to lick it off so that was some degenerate fun

>>10749369
God I fucking hate roasties.

>>10751102

it's called being social, you autist

>>10751102
People are stupid. Is that surprising to you?
>>10751463
No it's not. I've seen a gay man on video doing body shots off a roastie. These kinds of things are common among some of the worst kinds of people on Earth. You can be social without doing stupid shit.

>>10751038
Why you post that greentext and make me cry

>>10751463
Fuck off, normalshit.

>>10752528
Because most people dont know how dangerous the average woman can be

>>10750530

>>10750929
>>10751038
>calling it a choco rumplemouth instead of a rumpleshitskin

>>10751102
>That sounds really unpleasant, why not just drink alone in your mom's basement and cry yourself to sleep?

>>10749369
They cute

>>10754296
you have terrible taste

>>10754608
I think they look like nice girls. What do you like? Traps?

>>10754625
Those girls have had like 5 sex partners each at least.
No thanks

>>10754625
No, they objectively don't.

>>10749378
The bottles are clearly Cointreau (dark/her left hand) and Hornitos tequila (right hand)
but heh heh u got me

>>10754680
>5
Five that week maybe.

>>10754680
Are you implying that you've had less than five? How old are you?

>>10751038
thanks asshole that ruined my morning

>>10756027
Is five not many? I've only had 2 and I've been married now for 11 years.

>>10750530
I do not understand the tiny gif meme

>>10749369
eh. i'd bang the one on the left but i'd probably do just enough to get off. i wouldn't go turbo-hump mode and finish in 2 minutes but i wouldn't put that much effort in either. maybe just bland missionary to get off.
3/10

>>10756243
Nice signal, you sound like a middle-aged white winemom calling some asian girl guys drool over "not that special"

>>10756291
Someone else already post the picture, dickbrain? It's okay for guys to have standards, especially high standards. Those were just bitter women on social media showing how toasty their roasties are that attractive women exist

>>10756291
Huh?

>>10756309
He doesn't have standards, he's just a wanker lying on the internet to boost himself up

>>10756291
Is there porn of this?

>>10756327
cuckquean with winemom's husband fucking an asian queen while she's in the corner locked in chastity

>>10749369
>I'd put salt around her rim if you know what I mean.
Right one better. Dumbass haircut, but she'd eventually grow out of that hipster shit I'd like to think.

>>10756504
>dumbass haircut
I like that cut it's cute

>>10757989
They both can have my penis in or on them if you know what I mean

>>10757989
Agreed.

>>10757989
It is, in that she's a cute redhead which is my kryptonite.
>BUT
That's a "put a bowl on my head and trim my bangs" look. I don't go for it.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I'd prefer something else done with the bangs.

>>10758033
>Black roots
>Redhead
I don't care. I like redheads.

>>10750530
dumb phoneposter

>>10757989
>>10758020
Just realized I traumatized some insecure woman.
>feelsbadman.jpg
Get rekt whore! :)

>>10758096
Let me come over and cut your hair baby-girl.
>I'm gonna drape my dick over your shoulder like graduation tassels during the whole thing.

>>10758179
LOL!!
BASED!!!

>>10756504
How come it's hipster?

>>10758472
Find me a woman >28 years old with that cut.
Why do exclusively hipsters sport that style. I couldn't tell you.
>pic related doesn't count.

>>10758515
Well seems I was mistaken seeing OP pic, thought it's normal bangs. Is that pic in OP is like pic related?
Seems it's called micro bangs/fringe.
My guess why it's popular because it's associated with roaring 20's aka flappers style. Since women are free to wear more freely perhaps it's like an analogue of women rise?
Or more simply hipsters love vintage.

>>10759078
Exaggerated form of what I was talking about.
Just frames the face weird.

>>10759137
Well okay I thought it's just a normal bob bangs at first glance.

how did this thread get so roastie?

>>10759682
margaritas mentioned

>>10759697
mouthgaritas*

and ugly hair cuts

>>10759682
My beef balloon contains testicles, thank you very much.

>>10759682
Cunts just mad about some haircuts

>>10759887
That's a bit much muh-lad.
You might want to work on softening your burgeoning misogyny at least to the point that you can engage women in convo without REEEE ing.

>>10759923
Not him but i passed that point long ago.
I will not date a feminist and i honestly have not met a woman who is not a feminist in years.
Not one

>>10761346
Do you live in some hellhole like LA or do you have a very expansive definition of what constitutes "feminist"

>>10761346
Damn you sound like a real catch anon

>>10751038
This story is fucking retarded and so is everyone who fell for it. We're expected to believe that the father loved his family so much but never made any attempts at being in his childrens lives beyond sending some letters (which the mother could have and supposedly did intercept)? And what's the motive for the mother doing such a thing in the first place, it'd have to be pretty bad for her to volunteer to be a single mother of two with no child-support, even ignoring how she lied about what had happened with the father and how that would obviously fuck up her relationships with her kids.

i'd make a mouthgarita in her
ass,
if
yore catchin what im cookin

>>10761367
San Francisco

>>10761850
Yeah that'd be the other "unlivable toxic wasteland" I was thinking of namedropping. Move to Montana and find a nice girl that's Racist

>>10761855
>>10761855
fuck you

>>10761935
I'm not kidding, move to somewhere non-shit and literally find a girl that's literally Racist and you'll be good

>>10761346
>>10761855
I present to you,
Social Failure, in Two Extreme Flavors.
>Please Enjoy.
Neither one is palatable. But it is interesting to taste them while they interact. I recommend you only take small bites though, as the flavors can be overpowering to those not accustomed to it.
>wala

>>10761977
im not kidding, go FUCK youreself

>>10762020
Normalshit brainlet.

>>10762081

>>10759923
>muh soggy knees
Competent women laugh at feminists too, if not more then men because you people give actual women a bad name by association.

>>10762102
I believe that.

>>10752488
>I've seen a gay man on video doing body shots off a roastie. These kinds of things are common among some of the worst kinds of people on Earth.
Yeah the fact that you’re not only complaining about this but considering it something that is reserved for the worst kind of people is kinda tipping me off that you’re a massive loser.

>>10761935
>>10762022
Dont complain if you dont like the solution fuckwit.

>>10762131
>The only women good enough for my pesnins are Urban Stacey
>Now if only they'd just submit to my will.......................

>>10761415
>We're expected to believe that the father loved his family so much but never made any attempts at being in his childrens lives beyond sending some letters
You're really stupid aren't you.
>what's the motive for the mother doing such a thing in the first place
what's alimony
>it'd have to be pretty bad for her to volunteer to be a single mother of two with no child-support
AHHAHAHHAH
>how that would obviously fuck up her relationships with her kids.
Implying she cares so much
So are yiu a roastie or an incel virgin?

>>10761415
Shut the fuck up, roastie.

>>10750593
lmao look at this small dicked wh*toid
don't insult me cumskin

>>10762320
>So are yiu a roastie or an incel virgin?
It is very clear that the poster is a toastie roastie. As an aside, incel is a reddit word, you should go back.

>>10762425
not him, but youre 18-24 year old angry white male pinkdick cheese stink smells all the way over here buddy

>>10762468
what the hell are you even sayin nigga? damn, get your fetishist weird ass lingo out of here stupid cracker

y'all can't stand a BLACK man putting yall in ur place wh*toids

>>10762486
For a black you write remarkably well, which means that you are a white larper.

>>10749369
Has /ck/ turned into /r9k/?

>>10762505
whatever you say you bitchass weirdo y'all a dying race

>>10762518
If you wanted to maintain your larp as a bastketball american you should have not used the word fetishist, try to stay below three syllables in the future and even then only go above two in the most dire of circumstances. I wish you luck in your (You) farming in the future.

>>10762529
ayo u in love with me or somthing shut ur bitchass cracka mouth cuz im gonna finna beat u up over som mutherfucka

>>10762552
Go back to >>>/pol/

>>10762552
Thats much better, continue talking like that and people will be truly convinced that you are a subhuman monkey.

>>10762563
yo u finna gonna mup da doo muthafuckin po mo gub didda gonna beat u bitch ass bidda be dat tum cracka cob finna bix nood mutthafucca wh*toid

>>10754680
that practically makes them virgins

>>10762605
Maybe if you're into cuckoldry.

>>10762645
>i'm waiting to date until I find a virgin over 18 who's not a dyke, fatass or uggo as fug
You'll have to wait until hell freezes over and last I checked global warming was impacting that place too.

>>10762846
I found a girl like that, who isnt an uggo, I feel pretty lucky, she is 19 and I am 30.

>>10762846
I already found her, last year.
Step up your game or keep eating cum remains from your used goods gf.

^ 20 or so Above Posts ^
Are all the same person.
What a retard.

>what is wrong with you buddy.

>>10762884
wtf

>>10762902
fuck off nigger

>>10762862
>>10762871
>yeah, anon, I'm still a virgin, tee-hee. I promise to act like it hurts the first time we fuck

>>10762954
Slut shaming is incel tier

>>10761394
The only thing you know about anon is that he will not date a feminist.
How does that make a person horrible?

>>10762994
He is you.
>moving on
You think every woman is a feminist.
Your powerlevel is showing.

>>10762954
>not breaking her hymen and looking for blood yourself

>>10763039
>anon, I lost my hymen horseback (chadfront) riding, don't give me shit because you never Did Sports

>>10762965
Using the word incel is Reddit tier. Fuck off idiot.

>>10762954
>I have never experienced what you have so you must be lying
That must feel bad, thanks for giving us a laugh.

>>10763073
You seem to know a lot about reddit, retard

>>10763048
If that was the case I'd just dump her.

>>10763082
>>10762965
please return to whatever shithole you came from, nobody cares what you think about """slut shaming""". this isn't tumblr

>>10763087
>he visits tumblr too
The literal state of reddit

>>10763093
who are you quoting?

>>10750929
It tasted like a mint chocolate cookie. I would love to do it again.

>>10749378
Have you ever been in a bar or any remotely social situation?

>>10763469
Why do you dumbass normalfags mention being social in every post? Why are you so surprised when you find someone on 4chan who isn't social? It's honestly baffling to me why you people come here and act like this, unless you're just baiting of course.

>>10763387
its been maybe 5-6 years since my last one and i feel like im too old for it so i just keep it as a precious memory

Fucking white people.

What the hell happened to my poor moutherita thread :(

>>10754680
>5
I married a girl with only 3 others and she is always amazed to hear how often women have sex with random people they meet. Its like 5 a year as average my dude.

>>10749369
>122 replies
>45 posters

>>10764601
Are we only allowed to post once per thread?

>>10764555
Normalshits and disgusting roasties ruined it as usual. oh wait the thread was already normalshit tier. Just goes to show how normalshits ruin everything they touch, even their own creations.

I never thought a lot of /r9k/ crossboard here

>>10764601
t. r9k poster who thinks the ratios matter in every board

>>10764889
This

>>10761415

>she hid all evidence of him deliberately from his children
>he was paying child support and it's why he had next to nothing

so is Arby's here dumb or just pretending to be dumb?

>>10749378
>has never made a mouth salad

>>10765124
Fuck i just had a fuckton of mouth salad.
Mostly iceberg lettuce , cuke, tomato and store brand blue cheese dressing.
Why cant anyone make a decent cheap off the shelf ranch or blue cheese?

>>10765153
Look in the vegetable section for refrigerated salad dressings. The one on the shelves is mostly going to be cheap oil because it's more shelf stable, but the refrigerated ones might use real buttermilk, more blue cheese, etc.

>>10761415
Lots of people are petty assholes.
You're woefully naive.

>>10765167
I never knew that existed. Will look for some today .
Thank you anon