/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10757527
*unzips dick*

>>10757531
Your dick has a zipper?

>>10757544
huh?

>>10757583
lmaoing at you...huh

>>10757531
how can you unzip your dick

Here's a tip: Get a better job.

>>10757596
LMFAO

>>10757527
this a poor setup to make a tip versus all the way in joke fuck you op

>>10757527
i was at a fancy restaurant eating with my parents and on the way out i held the door open for this dude who was arriving, I jokingly asked him for a tip and he said "yeah buy real estate" go fuck yourself

Reach in my pocket bby

>>10757608
>I made a joke
>he made a joke back
FUCK HIM

>>10757621
he suggested that i join the rentier, it goes against my revolutionary instincts

>>10757608
ownd

>>10757630
>revolutionary
>at fancy restaurant taken by your parents
Did you order the most expensive tendies and then scowl at your dad for being bourgeoisie?

>>10757527
Here's a tip. Give those shrubbery you call eyebrows a pluck

>>10757630
>>10757642
Fuckin' kek

>>10757608
You got destroyed.

>>10757531
fpbp

>>10757531
This desu

>>10757527
I live in a stand your ground state so I would shoot her for trying to rob me of my Jew gold.

>>10757527
Uh, is she a streetwalker or something? Doesn't look like a uniform of any sort.

>>10757608
DESTROYED

>tfw European
>planning to travel to America one day
>act as a self-entitled cunt the whole time
>get off scot-free cause no one in America is alpha enough to fuck with a non-Mexican foreigner

I'm gonna tell off so many stupid bitches and soiboi mutts. It's gonna be the best 2 weeks of my life.

>>10757527
>>Excuse me, you didn't leave a tip!
Your service was dismal. I do not reward bad service.

>>10757903
have fun getting shot, and I don't mean that ironically

>>10757527
wow, what if I fell and tripped an my dick landed right in her vagina, wouldn't that be funny hahahahahaha

>>10757986
insallah brother

>>10757903
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2TXdLuqpSg

>>10757527
Offer her another way she can make money

>>10757527
Oh I am so sorry miss. How rude of me. Let me show you a gentleman's gesture and allow you to hit my penis. *pulls out flaccid 3 inch penis* now go on. Smack my penis and tell me I've been rude. I am a no tip boy and I deserve my penis smacked. Say, now you wouldn't mind pouring Elmers glue on my public hair now would you my dear. Careful with that smile. I will erect

>>10758011
in the end he got off with a warning for going 98 in a 70. he could have been arrested

>>10757527
>y-you too

I'm gay. Sorry, lady.

>>10757596

>>10758028
in what type of demented psyche is this a funny thing to write up
retard

>>10757527
>you can have more than just the tip ;)

>>10757608
Better turn in your meme card, you have been officially out-bantered.

>>10757531
*screams*
*passes out*
blood everywhere