/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10743128
bangers and mash

>>10743128
Oreos.

>>10743128
buckshot

>>10743128
The shirt is right, though. It's always fuckin' taco time

>>10743128
Roadkill

sperme de nègres

>>10743128
Go outside, pray to the sky, and ask God to make you a straight man.

>>10743128
meat

A bullet with a gun

Whatever you like eating, just without animals in it!

>>10743128
cyanide

Congrats it took you a whole 5 minutes to brag about being vegan. That is the new world record!

>>10743128
Cock

>>10744260
KEK

Maybe your first and last meal should be 2 gauge to the brain

Bruxelled Sprouts

>>10743128
People like you disgust me. I hope you
die while being raped and tortured by a 350 pound sadist who likes sticking sticks of butter into your asshole as he rapes your other extremities.

Your answer? Fucking make some fucking Quinoa and add all the vegan faggot shit to it as you must. Better yet, just go to a field and tear the seeds off the plants like a fucking cow. It will be more 'nutritional' that way.

Get your head stuck into a barbed wire fence while the bull male rapes your behind, but it's OK because you were able to get to the no-pesticide vegan spinach on the other side. Good for you, now you can shit out all that cum.

Holy shit, you can also just go into the yard and start eating the dandelion flowers and leaves and other shit. You'll last until winter, then you'll have no choice but to kill others and eat them, then rape the remains of their bodies, because God knows, an animal's life is more important than some shitty humans. Have a good night, cannibal fucker.

>>10743128
couscous and bean burrito

>>10743128
Cum, it's vegan if I give it to you willingly ;)

dirt

>>10743128
Buy some sausages and nuggets off the market, they're 100% soy anyway because meat reduced to non-existant quantities to keep profit margins.

>>10744554

>>10743128
my dick
or an apple fuck i dont know just kys yourself

>>10743140
> buck
sorry im not eating meat anymore

>>10743128
Tofu, top with s.oy sauce and whatever spices you like and eat.

>has been a vegan for five minutes
>rubs it in our faces
ur gonna do just fine kid, eat a peanut butter banana sandwich

>>10743128
>vegan
>pass user
It's time to stop posting.

Vegetable soups, beans and rice, sandman food, and pajeet food. Don't be one of those monsters that creates mediocre meat substitutes.

>>10743128
Lead.

>>10743128
Hummus, salsa and vegan chips

>>10744260
>>10744272

>>10743128
you just had to tell us didn't you special snowflake.