/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10743644
I'm a girl, btw

even the bread looks fucking good

>>10743648
Huh?

>>10743644
cause they don't eat a whole box of these at a time.

>>10743658
A real French baguette is just about the best food in the entire world.

>>10743648
tits or gtfo

>>10743644
they walk a lot, and they don't have a box of those next to their desk at work at all times

you might be surprised, if you're not horking down soda and doritos all day out of pure boredom, you too can eat delicious things and not turn into a ham planet

t. fit american who eats stuff like that picture and my coworkers go HOW DO YOU STAY SO THIN (oh he works out)

p.s. it's not because I "work out", I also eat nutritious food at meal times instead of garbage all day

>>10743644
Self control is an actual thing people have, but yeah ii also want to ate every thing I see on that picture specially with glass of milk.

>>10743644
If you haven't had an alfajor you haven't had true Argentinian cuisine.

>>10743743
that looks delicious

>>10743644
You see, just because it's there doesn't mean you have to stuff your fat face with everything. Stop being such a glutton.

>>10743644
Because the french are poor because they make even worse shit than the chinese.

>>10743683
This. Americans have a hard time understanding portion control.

>>10743732
You don't work out?

Exercise is basic hygeine. As a grown up you should be doing cardio, resistance, and stretching regularly.

>>10743824
No, I don't. "Working out" is for weak women who post on instagram in full makeup and $300 lululemon outfits pretending to know how to use gym equipment.

I happen to weight train, and I also ride a bicycle and run. But that isn't why I'm not a ham planet.

Argie bakeries are really good too. But don't take my word for it, here's famous actor John Travolta grabbing some delicious facturas in a local bakery.

>>10743847
That looks like a chain

>>10743847
Tell me more.

>>10743644
>my fucking god how are the french not obese

1. Smoking
2. They don't overdo it with air conditioning

>>10743847
That's not a local bakery it's a shitty chain that makes really low quality products you only buy when you are visiting someone you don't like

>>10743988
>>10743848

you're both correct but, unfortunately, there are no pics of John Travolta in another bakery, chain or not

>>10743849
We do have godtire bakerys that make croissants so buttery and full of syrup that they melt in your mouth and churros full of caramel with a chocolate layer so thick that it's like biting into a chocolate bar
We have pastries full of custard and apple butter, glaced with chopped almonds on top that are so good I would rather have one of them than a slice of cakwe make criossants so full of caramel and powdered sugar that they explode in your mouth

>>10743849
and thats not to mention alfajores, i would kill for a box of these, they are really soft inside and really crunchy outside with some delicious tangy jam filling
of course there are a big variety of them made with allkinds of chocolates too

>>10743839
>>"I don't work out"
>>proceeds to describe aworkout routine with both cardio and strength training

Are you actually retarded?

>>10744050
"Working out" = flailing your arms wildly while getting yelled at by someone you paid $50 to yell at you so you'd have to motivation to engage in physical exertion

When you're done you feel a great sense of accomplishment for having obeyed the person you paid to yell at you

I'm sorry, but we're not alike

>>10743743
Based hermano

>>10743644
They probably only eat one, and not every day.

>cream and jelly filled
gross

>>10743644
Cigarettes are an appetite suppressant, they also drink wine to prevent cancer.

>>10744059
i have no idea if your retarded or doing a bit

>>10743644
coffee for breakfast, high fat diets, wine with meals, don't eat like fat fucks

>>10743839
Lululemon unironically makes the best running and cycling shorts, the only people who complain are too fat to wear them

>>10743644
They walk everywhere because parking is impossible (cities were built before cars, and they can only retrofit in infrastructure for cars so much), and they have good public transit in most cities. Even small towns have frequent bus service. So, people walk to stores and carry bought goods in bags.

>>10743658
based Huh? poster

>>10743644
Because they buy one of those items on a weekend. It's not unusual for an American to get a dozen donuts every morning and eat them throughout the day. If the French did that they'd be disgusting too.

10743648
Not relevant

>>10743644

You don't understand just how much food Americans eat and how bad the food is. I bake and I found I had to be eating two whole homemade frosted cakes every week to gain weight. Went up about 15 pounds in six months. Then I stopped eating dessert for a couple months and lost it all. No other changes to my diet or activity.

But in the US they get a couple 1000 calorie coffees, a box of pastries, and some kind of actual dessert every day, plus the food which is mostly cheese carbs.

>>10744059
i don't understand this joke but even if i did it doesn't seem very good. workshop it and try again.

>>10743644
Because they have a single serving, you fat fuck

>>10744610
This is basically the big secret. America's fascination with cars and building all of their cities around the requirement of having a vehicle is causing a cultural fitness crisis.

But french people are fat. What?

>>10744483
Some people have penises, is the thing. Also I think you meant "rapha"

>>10744483
I’ve never met a runner who wears lululemon for running, what post-baby mom circles are you getting this from?

>>10744747
this is why I stopped baking. also instagram bakers always throw out their stuff after photographing it, it's really fucked up how women will waste food just to seem like foodies

>>10743812
Why would we. We can afford how much we want whenever we want

>>10745607
>I can afford antibiotic-soaked mudlot CAFO shitmeat and HFCS little debbie snack cakes with no expiration date so I'm rich

>>10745607
must be nice living in such an amazing country.

>>10743644
Mud cake. Checkmate OP.

>>10743648
>>10743644
Stupid whore MUST include "I'm a girl" on something completely unrelated.
tits or gtfo, whore.

We don't eat that much pâtisseries.
It's a treat for once in a while.

>>10743644
Id eat the strawberry tart at a push. I dont see the appeal in pattiseries

>eating processed sugar

>>10743644
>those chocolate hot dogs
who tought this was a good idea?

>>10746310
anon... those are eclairs

>>10743644
While some French food is high in calories, they eat a variety of foods and walk around, unlike Americans who cannot function without a mobility scooter and a couple gallons of corn syrup based soda per day.

>>10745607
As can I, doesn't mean I have to stuff it all in me the second I get it. Fucking retard brainlet american off yourself you stupid nigger.

>>10746325
you mean donuts? giving it a french name probably lets them charge you $5 for it though lol. the coasties will accept this

>>10743644
>post your favorite pastry
Okay.

>>10746519
not everything has an american equivalent you amerifat

>>10743648

>>10745621
It really is.

>>10746528
stay obsessed achmed

>>10745659
The second poster was actually a completely different person making a joke. Watch any good "feminist gets owned by logic" compilations recently, you fuckin psycho?

>>10746526
oh fuck i love canelle too bad i probably won't go to france again

>>10746540
Then make them yourself like I do.

>>10746532
Memes aside, America really is a great country to live in. It's a shame so many socialist politicians want to push it towards being a copy of europe.

>>10746560
Are you that anon who kept posting "Fuck I made too many canellas what do I do with them all" a while back?

favorite of all time, love me some lemon

>>10746578
Yep, I started throwing them out after awhile or giving them to neighbors, using the white from the canele batter I am trying to learn to make opera cake too.

>>10743644
>my fucking god how are the french not obese
It's called self-control and moderation.

>>10746606
omg lemon is my favorite

The only pastries I've ever had are donuts and Arbys

Do crunchy pastries exist?

>>10743711
nope, baguettes are more dry and don't have the fluffy interior of bâtards or boules.

>>10746808
Apple and oranges mec

Those little ones taste like heaven

>>10743648
That happens.

>>10743644

Here you go!
Pastel de nata with a little bit of cinnemon and i am diamonds.

>>10743644
>post your favorite pastry

>>10747084
So much this

>>10747110
2/?
buttery sugar

>>10747139
3/3
And the one that has 2 layers separated by a layer of marmelade

>>10743644
its called self control...
merricans need not apply

>>10743644
Switzerland is worse. All cheese and chocolate and I only saw one fat fuck and it may have been a reflection.

>>10743644
Because patisseries are a treat we eat at most once a week ( usually sunday meal ) and a single one of them.

here's my favorite, choux chantilly, the simplier, the better, and it's a great way to tell if a patisserie boulangerie makes great cakes or not, choosing the simpliest items.
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>>10743644
my favourite food in general to be honest

>>10743648
same uwu

>>10747547
>>10743648
I want to see you two raw dog each other

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>>10743824
People regularly die at a young age from exercising.

>>10746538
I think some people stop caring whether something is real or not because they just enjoy being upset since it excites them.

>>10743644
all of them. i fucking love the shit out of all of them. i can't even decide because i enjoy them all so much. maybe almond croissant, those big red macarons, or financier. also only eat one and skip a meal, with some tea it makes me happy to live.

>>10743743
I love them with home made dulce de leche.

>>10745607
Mexicans can afford churros too and you're in a similar position.

>>10743847
>Medialunas
>croissaint without filling
Kinda meh but it pair well with some expresso.

>>10743644
>post your favorite pastry

>>10743644
>>10743648
>anon makes thread
>2 minutes later
>still no replies
>I'm a girl btw
>immediately 194 replies
You pathetic virgin losers are thirsty af.

My favourite are glazed yeast buns with marmelade and vanilla pudding

>>10743
you are clearly not a girl, look at reflection

>>10750717
he's a girl (male)

>>10747084
was going to post this but will re-post it anyways natas are 10/10

>>10745621
Look at all those fat fucks
hope they all die from aortic rupture and stop wasting air and space

>>10746534
>american always responds with maximum overcompensation
why are americans so predictable bros?

>>10743644
>Favorite pastry
I don't care if it's basic and bastardized, I love crepes.

>>10743644
That's because we don't eat litteraly every one of them.

>>10746325
>this confuses and triggers the burgerlard

>>10753063
Eclairs are extremely common in burgertopia.

>>10743644
because these arent halal

>>10753076
Maybe in some snobby nu-male containment city. Not where real americans live.

>>10746519

>>10753774
>Not where real americans live.
Fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh

What are some easy French pastries to make? Asking for un ami.

>>10753898
crêpes
https://www.cuisineaz.com/recettes/pate-a-crepes-simple-et-rapide-65496.aspx
chausson au pomme is easy as fuck

>>10753922
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIGxQAgdq4w

>>10746610
Baked my first joconde today, turned out pretty well, I'm assembling the cake tomorrow.

>>10753961
>american spirit death sticks
>parchment paper wrinkles evident on "cake"
How retarded are you?

>>10754006
How retarded are you to think that what the bottom of joconde looks like matters?

>>10754011
>i take no sense of pride in the shit I make

>>10754030
That is just autistic my friend, how have your joconde turned out?

>>10754044
shhh. I'm watching Rick Steves.

>>10754060
Excellent series of posts faggot.

>read thread and become interested in making some pastries, something I've never done before
>find a pastry that interests me
>can only find recipes in French
>barely conversational in French
I guess it's time to learn some French baking vocab

>>10743644
>my fucking god how are the french not obese
only tourists buy and eat these
french people dont eat

>>10753774
>Maybe in some snobby nu-male containment city
I live in the deep south, shitstain.