/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10739806
Where are the toppings?

>>10739812
Pic isn't mine, but I got it with pepperoni. Each topping cost an extra 2$, because fuck me apparently. Wasn't going to waste my money on any faggy vegetable toppings for that price.

>>10739806
>ust too and didn't even ask for that
>>fight ensues, me shouting that I'm not paying for

lol wuuuuut? Is your sister retard?
This is pizza from one of those "high end" places. Absolutely disgusting.

I don't know a good L.A. joint for pizza cause I haven't been in a while though. So maybe that's what's considered good now a days?
If so they're succeeding in gentrifying the place little by little.

>>10739806
>sis goes
How is that a vacation? Sounds more like a family reunion.

so your night was ruined over $20 and pizza? can your really afford this vacation?

>>10739806
Why did your sister call that place? You should be mad with her. She is the one who thought it was a GREAT place. The guy was just doing his job.

>>10739806

You honestly sounds like a hick from the poor and stupid South Park episode.

>getting delivery on vacation

So what's the problem again?

>>10739806
You sound utterly autistic
Sage

>>10739806
Did you screw your sister later that night?

>>10739868
Not properly. I had to rape her because she was still being a bitch.

>>10739849
Yea, when I can get a 15$ pizza cut like how it should be cut, cooked how it should be, by actual Italian's back on the east coast and not by dumb mexicunts or asians that can't cook some fucking dough with sauce and cheese to save their life. This is the third time I've tried getting pizza, first time was at an airport for a slice, second time was during a walk down in LA, both times it was like eating shit, but this is the last time I get pizza in LA. Cutting my god damn pizza into squares, must be out of their fucking minds tripping on LSD, holy fucking shit.

Place can't make a fucking pie if nuclear holocaust was at stake.

>>10739893
You're not me.

>>10739900
Fuck off shitbird.

>>10739872
You too. Bet this thread is fulled with cali-cucks.

>>10739920
What the fuck? Stop with this retarded highjack attempt. Maybe contribute something if you have something to say.

>>10739926
Fuck you faggot, I will cum in your mouth.

>>10739806
You should fuck her in the ass to teach her a lesson.

>>10739806
That looks like the same kind of thin crust pizza we have in the Chicago area. It's actually really good.

sounds like fresh brothers, their sauce is god tier

>drive down and demand a refund
>being this cucked
Just refuse delivery. God damn, spend five minutes in California and you're already acting like a faggot.

>>10739806
Your first problem was getting pizza in L.A
Get a football sized Burrito from a food truck for $2 AND you get to go outside you dumb faggot

>>10739863
This unironically.
Unless your old and at a resort trying to get pampered then why not go outside and see the place you came to see?

>>10740157
i bet you unironically eat that soup called deepdish too

So you're poor and a cunt.

You know that major cities in California are not famous for its pizza, right? With their heavy influence from Asian and Hispanic cuisines. If you really want to enjoy quality pizza in California, you should go to the rural areas or smaller cities instead.

>>10739827
>Each topping cost an extra 2$
The fuck welp they have to pay those taxes somehow :^)

>>10740255
Californians will defend this.

>>10739806
Why are you being autistic again?

>>10739806
That looks amazing.

>>10740350
It would be nice with malt liquor

>>10739872
Yep, you're Cletus from AL alright. In the future, stay in your inbred shithole and don't attempt to venture to sophisticated regions of the country.

>>10740475
>sophisticated regions of the country.
Sweet jesus lol

>What's wrong with California?

Where to start...

you dont randomly order from local pizza places expecting something that resembles real pizza.

why did you let her decide anyway. you got what you deserved. let it be a lesson.

>>10740590
this, so f much.

I used to live in riverside california. If youre in the area, look for antonios pizza. I dont remember the street or address but theres a mcdonalds by it. Was some of the best pizza ever imo

>>10740168
Who the hell inspects a pizza before handing over cash?

>>10740652
Anyone who is even remotely concerned about the quality of a product they purchase?

>>10740475
>sophisticated regions of the country

>>10739806
I've posted this story before
>call local pizza chain
>order one large pepperoni and mushroom pizza
>nothing too crazy, no special instructions or anything bizarre
>i think I got a 2-liter of soda, doesn't matter
>get time and total, about 45 minutes
>about an hour passes
>now I'm not an impatient person, I can forgive being ten minutes late, I know things can get pretty hectic, but we're hitting 15 minutes past its due time
>call, politely ask what's up with the pizza
>"oh, it's on it's way"
>whatever, cool, not even mad, okay
>another half hour passes, now I'm getting fucking annoyed a little
>call again
>"oh, it's like right there, its should be there in like 30 seconds"
>ANOTHER fucking half hour passes and I hear banging on my glass storm door (I have a doorbell)
>some 19 year old little bitch with what looks to be like a major attitude problem is standing there with a pizza box, it's not in one of those heat bags
>I take the pizza and peek inside, it's pepperoni, onion and greenpepper, not at all what I ordered, plus it looks overdone AND cold at the same time
>pass it back, not paying for this. Wrong pizza, two hours to get here, cold and overdone
>go to close the door, this nutball actually tries to fucking shoulder the door and force her way into my house
>now i'm a grown man, some chick is not forcing her way past me, I'm more shocked than anything, what do you intend to do here?
>force her back out, she falls on her ass, I close my door
>she runs to her car, throws pizza in the back and leans on her carhorn for I swear like 30 second
>FUCK YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKKKKKK
>gets in car and peels out
>i live in a quiet neighborhood

>>10739806
this is what a 12 dollar delivery pizza looks like here. fucking ace.

>>10741153
Like shit?

>>10739806
You sound legit autistic, so what if it's squares

>>10741161
>buffalo mozzarella
>san padrino tomatos
>clearly backed at 800°

keep eating that cheese dripping dog vomit with spray-on oil my friend. i pity you.

>>10741161
>t.Billy Bob McRay Junior

>>10741153
OP only likes pepperoni...
>pepperoni

>goes to LA
>orders pizza

Get the fuck out jew Yorker, your kind aint welcome here.

>>10739868
He already said the mood was ruined.

>>10739806
In tourist trap areas there are plenty of restaurants that give zero fucks about quality because A. They already got your money, and B. They figure you will probably never be back there anyway.

Thing crust is literally the best way to enjoy a regular pizza you trog.

>>10739806
>pizza in california
literally tasted like fucking sea water when I was there

>>10741153
i approve everything, but the damn almonds...gourmet shit is just try hard

>>10739835
L.A. having terrible pizza is definitely a meme. You should have known anon. By the way, get the fuck out before the slump dumps.

>>10741121
They probably spit on it anyway since you called more than once. Fuck young people.

>>10741121
I would have had her arrested for attempted breaking and entering and disorderly conduct. I delivered pizza for 2 years when I was 18 and I would have been embarrassed to deliver one not only an hour late but the wrong order. I'd have told you to keep the pizza if you want and also had a fresh one sent out to you ASAP or a credit applied to your account.

OP, you sound like a dick.
eat the damn pizza.

>>10739806
This looks exactly like a pizza I got in St Louis. It was like chef boyardee quality sauce over really thin, stale crust that managed to stick to the pizza box. Disgusting.

>>10741177
Not him, but those nuts? That's just...dodgy

>>10740475
>t. soyboy californian

>>10739806

Sounds like you need some hardcore pizza

>>10739806
>ruin a nice vacation for others over a $22 meal

>>10739806
>call pizza place back
>complain about pizza
>get a refund or another free pizza
wew so hard
i even knew friends in college that'd find the tiniest excuse to complain about their pizzas so they'd get freebies or refunds, for it being 30sec late or missing a topping or too cold or what have you.

what you mean is what the fuck is wrong with los Angeles, san Francisco, san jose, and north Sacramento. also dont even allow your sister to pick the place to eat unless they are fat. Fat bitches love food also zpizza is pretty good there crust is thin but its not cut in fucking squares and its not paper thin

>>10739893
fuck LA. orange county is the best place to be in southern California if not san Diego

>>10739806
I can't imagine a pizza without pepper, onion, jalapeno and tomato slices and with little cheese

Best-tasting pizza 101, Cali version:

The red (Republican) part of California = pizza very similar to the ones in NYC and New England

The blue (Democrat) part of California = directly Italian-inspired pizza

Seriously though. There are better foods than pizza in California.

>>10745942
>can't make a simple fucking food worth a shit
>expects me to believe califags can cook other shit decently

>>10742777
Trips speak the truth. LA is a great town for a lot of different foods, but when it comes to pizza it's fucking weak.

>>10739893
god poor people are annoying

>>10742803
>I delivered pizza for 2 years when I was 18
You were 18 for 2 years?

>>10747017
They got held back after failing the Adult Entrance Exam.

This is the worst frozen pizza ever. fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>>10739893
WHAT THE HELL LA ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE NEW YORK

YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY LAKE HOCKEY

SF pizza joints have won international aclaim and even LA has some good spots
https://www.pizzatoday.com/news/pizza-headlines/tony-gemignani-wins-best-pizza-italys-world-championships/