/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Own or rent?

Regardless, show us your technique so we can argue about it.

>>10738861
That road looks noisy, it will keep you awake at night.

>>10738861
welp this ought to be good. go ahead and show us how bad you can fuck this up

I need to 420blazeit to handle the incoming criticism.

I'll never get how scrambled eggs are some kind of litmus for cooking.

>Crack eggs
>Add heat
>Agitate the entire time you lazy fucking cunt
>Stop cooking when they're still a little shiny
WALA scrambled fucking eggs

>>10738921
Smoke some of those shrubs on the nature strip.

>>10738921
i want reddit to leave

>>10738932
Yes, that's one way. Now tell us about the other ways, genius.

>>10738921
Rotate your images or kindly fuck off.

>>10738962
What, the inferior ways that either take longer, take more ingredients, or simply create a merely comparable or downright inferior result?

>Take a cardboard box
>Cut off the top
>Line the 5 inside walls with aluminium foil
>Place beaten eggs in pan inside box
>Cover top with clear foil to keep bugs off
>Wait
WALA scrambled fucking eggs, and also a merit badge(?)

>>10738962
I do it like this:
>beat eggs
>pour into pan on medium heat
>wait 10-20 seconds, start scraping eggs towards sides of pan
>once solid enough, turn heat to low
>wa la

>>10738861
Did OP really fail to deliver on something this basic? Sad.

>>10738994
>he doesn't know how to ctrl+alt+right/up/left/down
what are you, some kind of phone poster?
>>10738861
Any questions?

>>10738861
Have some fun OP, it's always when you have a place of your own and fuck these curmudgeons.

>>10739898
Yes. What is OP's scrambled eggs technique?

>>10738861
So when u upload a picture from your photo album to the 4chan mobile site, first go into your photo album, select the picture you intend to upload, and then rotate it any direction then save it. The go back again and rotate it back to normal, and then save it again. Now when you upload that photo, it will not turn 90 degrees for no reason

>all these people making dry ass eggs
If you didnt just cook breakfast meat in the pan you should put a pat of butter in. Also you should add a splash of milk and some pepper to the beaten eggs.

>>10739938
Who care? What's your scrambled egg recipe?
I do em' differently each time. Sometimes they're a little cooked and choppy, sometimes they're greasy and wet, and I rarely butter-cream fluff the shit out of them to make em' look like some McDonald's scrambled eggs. It's whatever really.

I'm a big fan of letting my eggs cook half-and-half runny and fully cooked, I just put a lid on the pan after I season my eggs and divide them up accordingly while on about 3-4 heat, low-medium. They fall out of the pan like that breakfast scene in Howl's Moving Castle.

>>10739998
OP said he was going to show us how to do it. I was looking forward to telling him he was wrong.

>>10740003
Hopefully OP is banging some chick in his first place, that comes before cooking some fucking eggs. I remember and know that.

>>10740003
OP is a faggot, don't worry, he's usually always wrong and probably burned down his apartment already.
Gimme your quick, go-to egg's in the morning, cooking method.
And don't forget to say how many you eat. I usually do about 3-5 whole eggs, or 5-7 egg whites. 2 or less is only when low on eggs. Any other reason for eating so little of something so amazing is blasphemous, heresy, and OBLIGATORY.

It's voila you idiots

>>10740020
Aren't you hard?

>>10740035
excuse me?