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I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. What should my last meal be?

>> No.10735387

A corn dog, the thinking man's food

>> No.10735389

whataburger

>> No.10735393
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10735393

wendys memer

>> No.10735394
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>> No.10735403

>>10735393
That's what I've been thinking actually. If I order one of everything would they do it?

>> No.10735409

Have some consideration and fast for a few days so when you lose control of your bowels you don't shit your pants, faggot.

>> No.10735414

A baguette, good room temp butter, tea or coffee, alcohol of choice

>> No.10735415

>>10735409
I don't care about that. I'll be dead.

>> No.10735417

>>10735378
For me, it's the mcchicken

>> No.10735424

>>10735414
This, but stuff the baguette with chocolate bars.

>> No.10735432

>>10735378
For me it's a tank of nitrogen.

>> No.10735435

>>10735417
shut up loser

>> No.10735439

>>10735435
Calm down.

>> No.10735441

>>10735403
It'd take slightly longer than your average fast food meal but you'd get it

>> No.10735443

Whatever you can find in the clearance isle of your local ethnic grocery store.

>> No.10735444
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>>10735378
Don't do it OP, you are going through a rough patch and you shouldn't cheat your way out, pickup the shards and move on.

>> No.10735446

Get some shit from waffle house at 3 A.M., if you're lucky maybe you'll see some shit that'll cheer you up with the knowledge that at least you aren't one of the sods who regular eat at waffle house.

>> No.10735455

>>10735417
your just a loser that bother people ugly pay and hate on everybody and dont want no one to do better then losers in the past and in the present and like every single day with your lame tv shows and in the future so fuck you loser go back to your loser things and you lie so go back to your loser things i dont trust you or your loser friends so go back to your loser things and stop bothering people and cock block people and only help the ugly losers that outnumber everybody ugly pay and lie ugly pay and try to be better then everybody ugly pay and even if you outnumber everybody and secterly try to be better then everybody ugly pay so dont even try i wouldnt even trust you so fuck your outnumbered losers and your lame resources and your creep short ugly freak powers so lame and creepy and ugly but dont tell these secrets about them to other people and talk to losers

>> No.10735459

>>10735455
Yes

>> No.10735461

>>10735455
What the fuck

>> No.10735463

>>10735417
shut up loser your just a loser

>> No.10735464

>>10735378
Don't kill yourself.

>> No.10735466

>>10735417
your a loser and say you want a mcchicken and the losers outnumber everybody and try to be better then everybody ugly pay

>> No.10735468

>>10735464
I'm gonna.

>> No.10735469

>>10735417
your a loser and losers outnumber everybody and your a loser and you say you want a mcchicken

>> No.10735471

>>10735417
careful bro, you just triggered schizo al/ck/ie

>> No.10735474

>>10735417
your a loser and say you want a mcchicken and people should trust you on things cause you wont sabotage ugly pay

>> No.10735478

>>10735417
your a loser and losers outnumber everybody and has resources and outnumber everybody and try to be better then everybody ugly pay

>> No.10735479

>>10735444
>>10735464
You guys are the heroes OP doesn't deserve (because he's worthless).

>> No.10735484

>>10735417
losers dont slow down popular people ugly pay and people want to be in there loser groups

>> No.10735487

>>10735479
You're right, he should kys himself

>> No.10735488

>>10735417
your a loser and losers that outnumber everybody dont try to be better then everybody ugly pay

>> No.10735489

>>10735479
Wow expressing a weak and generic sentiment, so heroic.

>> No.10735493

>>10735417
and thats why this crap earth aint a crap earth cause the losers outnumber everybody and try to be better then everybody ugly pay in the past and present and in the future and every second ugly pay

>> No.10735498

>>10735417
and everybody not going to be miserble ugly pay in the past and present and future and every second ugly pay

>> No.10735502

dont eat anything who cares just be sure to give your money to a charity

>> No.10735512

>>10735417
and i know the losers that outnumber everybody is going to get angry ugly pay and try to be better then everybody ugly pay so dont even try ugly pay

>> No.10735518
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>>10735378
eat random mushrooms u find outside and report on their flavor before their toxins inevitably kill u

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>>10735394
>>10735417

>heartychuckle.gif

>> No.10735522

>>10735461
your loser and you try to trick people ugly pay to be better then everybody ugly pay

>> No.10735523

>>10735461
and your a loser and losers outnumber everybody

>> No.10735527

How about you just do it today

Hell do it right now, just delete your thread first

>> No.10735528

>>10735461
and losers try to be better then everybody ugly pay but dont tell all these secrets to people cause i want it a secret

>> No.10735532

>>10735461
your a loser and your ugly smart :)

>> No.10735538

>>10735461
losers outnumber everybody and control the tv shows and media and almost everything ugly pay lol lol lol

>> No.10735540

>>10735461
and losers are creepy ugly pay but i dont want to go far into it so people talk to them muhahahaha

>> No.10735542

>>10735527
Shut up, little bitch.

>> No.10735544

>>10735455
Are Eurocucks really this bad at language?

>> No.10735550

>>10735461
join facebook add losers talk to losers go to loser parties and go to places full of losers and tell all your secrets to the losers on all the places i listed apove and on facebook also and talk to losers muhahahahahh

>> No.10735566

>>10735378
One bullet

>> No.10735572

>>10735461
and phen they say huh ugly pay or trick you ugly pay believe them ugly pay and talk to them ugly pay cause they dont torture people ugly pay or they dont make everybody miserble ugly pay

>> No.10735575

>>10735417
so talk to the losers

>> No.10735579

>>10735417
trust the losers and talk to the losers

>> No.10735589

>>10735579
Can't someone ban this schizophrenic loser?

>> No.10735599

>>10735589
>t. loser

>> No.10735601

>>10735417
stfu loser

>> No.10735608

>>10735489
They don't even know OP, or that he's really suicidal and not just trolling on an anonymous imageboard, and yet they took they took the time out of their busy day to say 'don't kill yourself'. Heroes.

>> No.10735611

>>10735378
A pizza lunchable

>> No.10735612

>>10735599
Nah. It's you.

>> No.10735623
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>>10735378
how are you planning on doing it, anon? are you going to take out some people with you?

>> No.10735628

>>10735623
Bullet to the brain. And no.

>> No.10735632

Eat a bullet nigga

>> No.10735633

>>10735628
lame... you could at least try for the high score

>> No.10735634

>>10735633
Shut up, little bitch.

>> No.10735655

>>10735634
jej

>> No.10735657

>>10735634
What're you gonna do, big guy? Shoot yourself?

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>>10735435
>>10735455
>>10735463
>>10735466
>>10735469

for me it's a mcchicken as well

>> No.10735664

>>10735657
Slit your throat.

>> No.10735666

>>10735664
easy there, you nearly went full satan

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>>10735634
>>10735664

>> No.10735690

>>10735666
devilish

>> No.10735751

I pass no judgement on you op, neither positively nor negatively. The right to forfeit ones own life is a sacred right, and a human right.

>> No.10735764

>>10735751
based centrist

>> No.10735778

>>10735751
Take a stance, cuck.

>> No.10735971

A .357 magnum JHP, Dipped in famous daves bbq sauce.


One last trip to flavortown

>> No.10735983

OP here.

I decided on one of everything from Wendys.

/Thread closed.

>> No.10735991

>>10735378
Cyanide

>> No.10735997

>>10735991
See >>10735983
Thread closed.

>> No.10736000

Sushi it's so good

>> No.10736022

>>10735983
>>10735997
gay

>> No.10736029

>>10736022
Shut up, little bitch.

/Thread closed

>> No.10736039

>>10735518
a thousand times THIS

>> No.10736053

>>10735378
please livestream your demise, op

>> No.10736121

As someone who has made this decision but obviously screwed up, I went with madeleines, the favorite food of a girl I knew in seventh grade, the only person who ever was interested in me (romantically, or otherwise).

A bit annoying to get the madeleine pan but it's satisfying to successfully form the nipple.

>> No.10736125

>>10735417
loser

>> No.10736126

>>10736121
Go to bed, Marcel.

>> No.10736138

>>10736121
lol what a fag

>> No.10736158

>>10735435
>>10735455
>>10735463
>>10735466
>>10735469
>>10735474
>>10735478
>>10735484
>>10735488
>>10735498
>>10735512
>>10735575
>>10735579
>>10735601
t. samefag

>> No.10736165

>>10736158
Obviously. That goes without saying.

>> No.10736191

>>10735983
enjoy your meal