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10721929 No.10721929 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/s own waifu did it again!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xF0UGqDEVA


>gawd I want to cum deep inside her whilst she makes that face

>> No.10721951

>implying
She's ugly and nobody but for "waifu"
Go back to your anime board you unhealthy faggot

>> No.10721965

>>10721929
I want to put my hands on her face

>> No.10721968

>>10721965
I want my face down where she is baking bread

>> No.10721971

>>10721929
I used to like her before she became a sellout whore. Stop trying to force her as /ck/s waifu you shill faggot and go kys.

>> No.10722001

>>10721951
fpbp

>> No.10722013

Who is this seamonkey?

>> No.10722090

based

>> No.10722094

>noodles hold a raw egg that poaches while noodles cook

those two things don't cook at the same time, why would I want a hard poached egg? embarrassing

>> No.10722117

make /ck/ waifu again

>> No.10722118

>>10722117
>what is bon appetit

>> No.10722119

>>10722118
jews

>> No.10722121

>>10722119
>waifus serve the jews

at last you finally see

>> No.10722453
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10722453

>Egg whites are objectively raw
Comments:
>that's how eggs are eaten in Asia
>you're just too white

>> No.10722487

>>10721929
>that hideous mole
Bitch is aching for a slap

>> No.10722499

>>10721929
she's cute XD

>> No.10722552

She's ugly but okay to listen to

>> No.10722623

>>10722453
they always turn like that on ramen when I do it. How do I fix that?

>> No.10722630

Wake me up when the deepfakes are ready

>> No.10722640

>>10722453
>>10722623
It's literally, quite literally, what bukkake means

>> No.10722647

>>10722623
use boiling water

a whole pot of it

>> No.10722664

>>10722630
deepfakes are illegal anon
one day they just suddenly disappeared from porn sites, even 4chan

shows you how long the reach of the jew really is

>> No.10722674

>>10722647
well duh

>> No.10722717

>>10722664
Can't wait until the blockchain can be used to make things unbannable and untraceable

>> No.10722724

>>10722717
just ban blockchain then

>> No.10722744

>>10722724
heh, nice try kiddo, not how it works

>> No.10722774

>>10722744
of course it works that way, why would you be able to ban deepfakes but not blockchain?
either deepfakes aren't banned or blockchain will be

>> No.10722800

>>10722774
deepfakes can be banned at the moment because they're mostly hosted on centralised webservers

If blockchains are distributed over millions of computers throughout the world, and future blockchains will be fully private, no one will be able to see your transactions, and to ban it would mean quite literally turning off the internet

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10723513

Emmy and Steve1989 should have kids together..... Nice!

>> No.10724853

>>10722664
This. It's fucking scary how quickly everyone shut up about deepfakes. Everyone went full SHUT IT DOWN mode.

>> No.10727472

nice!

>> No.10727504
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10727504

>>10722640
Not necessarily correct but close enough.

>> No.10727610

>>10721951
This.
Because a girl is East Asian doesn't make her "hot" or "cute" by default.
I get a lot of sad lonely fuckers have the yellow fever and it can distort their views on Asian women but have some fucking dignity.

>> No.10727615

>greetings my beautiful lovelies!

5 seconds into the video and i already want to turn it off, why do people act like this?

>> No.10727688

>>10727615
Yeah, it's kind of goofy but she's a cute and a nice so it doesn't matter.

>> No.10727703

>>10727610
>have some fucking dignity

where do you think you are?

>> No.10727709

>>10727610
Not by default, no. But her features make her more attractive, in general, than wh*teoids. I'm sorry fat white women who were fed too much RBGH from a young age can't handle the fact that some races have better features than other races, but life isn't fair, so you better ban us from stuy to level the playing field.

>> No.10727731

>>10724853
It wasn't because of deepfakes per se, it was because J Law's legal team anally reamed every website and forum on the internet after her nudes were leaked. They don't care to test what happens if J Law gets butthurt over a deepfake, and they don't really see themselves as losing out on much if they ban it from the site

>> No.10727770

>>10722647
>Reddit spacing

>> No.10727818

>>10723513
>Emmy is sitting in her kitchen, the camera is running
>Ok guys, today we're going to try out something called an MRE!
>she puts the MRE down on the table, and begins to open it
>just as the breaks the seal on the package, a strong male voice can be heard in the background
>I see today you're trying a vintage 1972 MRE ration.
>the camera pans back, and you see Steve standing in the doorway, wreathed in light
>Emmy is holding the camera, but you see the lens fog up as she is immediately aroused.
>h-h-h- she stammers, but can't get the words out
>Steve makes one massive stride over to her, and in the same movement he whips out his MRE tray, and places a finger on her lips "Shh. Let's get this out onto a tray."
>we hear a loud slam as the tray hits the counter
>His muscles ripping beneath his skin, he lifts her onto the tray. She drops the camera, and we can now see both in the frame.
>he unzips his fly, an audible *hiss* can be heard as the seal is broken
>"Hmm, nice hiss" he comments. Emmy cannot control herself and strips down faster than the gooks laid down their arms during the Tet Offensive
>She pulls out Steve's impressive member, and pleases him as best she can. Steve mutters something like "Chrome off a bumper," but it isn't clear.
>The camera shakes as Steve suddenly hoists Emmy onto the table, she gasps as he forces his way in
>He pounds her so violently that the camera flips off the table, taking the couple out of view. As time goes on, we hear her moan something about "Lucky Strikes"
>Steve finishes with a mighty "NICE."

>> No.10727845

>>10727818
that was epic


i actually got chub reading that

>> No.10727848

>>10727818
>e unzips his fly, an audible *hiss* can be heard as the seal is broken

nice

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>>10727818

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10728032

>>10727818
damn

>> No.10728938

>>10727818
and they said ck doesnt have culture

>> No.10728946

>>10727818
Thank you.

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>>10727818

>> No.10729074

I'd fuck her.

>> No.10729080
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>>10722630
>>10722664
>>10724853
>>10727731
What're deepfakes?

>> No.10729142

>>10721929
Is this the thread where we pretend racemixed hellspawns are attractive?
I'll try.
Oh gosh, she's so hot! Oh that dark skin reminds me of... uh, shit?

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>>10729142
>This is what /pol/acks actually believe
>He thinks Japs can't have dark skin
truly /pol/ is a blight on this website.

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10729167

>>10729155
>pretending she doesn't have jungle asian blood
>pretending dark-skinned japanese females aren't lower class okinawan trash
>pretending the monkey in OP's picture could be remotely attractive by any objective standards
>m-muh pol boogeymen

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10729193

>>10729167
You're post reeks of /pol/ish behavior. And it's not a boogeyman when it's clear to anyone with two brain cells to rub together.
DAY OF DELETION WHEN

my point still stands

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>>10729193
>no counter arguments
>if you don't pretend to find ugly mutts attractive, that's /pol/lish behavior
Yep, it's a boogeyman.

>> No.10729211
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10729211

>>10729200
counter argument to what, nigga? Am I suppose to know the bitch's DNA results? I'm I suppose to pretend I am not attracted to someone to please the almighty ubermensch?

>>>/pol/
stay in your containment board, honey.

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>>10729211
>nigga
>honey
No wonder you are attracted to that, I thought you were white. Nothing wrong then, move on.

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>>10729142

>> No.10729274

>>10721929
woof

>> No.10729876

>>10729167
Every single japanese child is dark skinned. It isn't until they hit junior high that they start obsessing with pale skin. You've clearly never lived in the country.
Also dark okinawans are qt.

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10729899

>>10729876
Japanese are BLACK
wh*toids btfo

>> No.10729927

>>10722453
Thats true though. Although its not safe to do with diseased American chicken factory eggs.

>> No.10729932
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10729932

>>10729876
>Every single japanese child is dark skinned.

>> No.10729938

>>10729876
they tan super easily so kids tend to be little brown shits. that said Japanese are the whitest asians and if they use sunscreen/parasols they are as white as I am, and I am pale as fuck even for a white person.

you spent too much time on an Okinawa base.

>> No.10731506

>>10729155
Is..... Is that DSP?
He should do a DSP Tries It: MRE

>> No.10731550
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>>10721929
>/ck/s own waifu
that's not claire.

>> No.10731557

>>10731550
dumpster ass, linebacker shoulders, and terrible skin
your taste is broken

>> No.10731596

>>10729080
people enter a video, in most cases porn, then they take loads of photos from different angles of someones face and run it through a program and super imposes the faces on the video.

when people do it well by matching skin tone, a model that looks slightly like who they are deep faking the results can be SUPER convincing.

>> No.10731622

>>10731550
This
This board is a /claire/ board

>> No.10731678

>>10731596
Since it uses the word deep I imagine this shit's huge on the dark web or something right?

>> No.10731697

>>10731678
it's been driven there thanks to overreactions to hypothetical litigation that has yet to actually manifest. but you can also find it on the shadier porno sites, the kinds you probably want to browse on a virtual machine because they'll quietly zero-day your perfectly up to date browser and insert belarusan malware deep in your CMOS

the word "deep" in this case refers to deep neural networks, the technology used to create such videos

>> No.10731698

>>10731678
Its really not anything so nefarious anon.
people mostly use it to make it look like celebrities are fucking, you can just google it.
Here is a youtube example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRGxj37AjM

The problem about it, or the eventual problem with it is it can be so good you could technically make anyone look like they said/did anything if you put enough time into it.

>> No.10731704

>>10731698
>you could technically make anyone look like they said/did anything if you put enough time into it.

Yeah, with enough advancements in technology this can be used for some intense evil, I can see why people would want this gone.

>> No.10731709

>>10731557
shes got that build that's great for fucking from behind
big fat cheeks spread doggy, a nice little brown shade to her asshole, some light sweat

>> No.10731717

>>10731698
That's old, there's much better stuff now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc5P2bvfl44

>>10731704
Photoshop didn't tear the world apart despite doomsday predictions. People will simply learn not to take videos as incontrovertible evidence as they once did. Same as we did with photos

>> No.10731720

>>10731709
Nah, people who like big asses got it wrong.
Its not about size its about shape.
A big ass can still be a shit ass, just like a little one can be a nice one.

That chick has a saggy ass, and no one wants to fuck a pair of deflated types.

>> No.10731724

>>10731717
You're not entirely wrong, but there's a difference between a still picture and a moving video

>> No.10731732

>>10731717
I just grabbed one of the first vids available, though some of them in there were pretty good, like the Hilary/Trump ones.
I appreciate the putting Nick Cage's face on everyone, but most of the deepfakes I've seen have been people like Emma Watson fucking on /gif/

>> No.10731736

>>10731732
Yes, I might have that video. I mean a friend of mine has it. Yeah that's it. I bet he's even fapped to it, the pervert.

>> No.10731751

>>10731736
Hey man, its an amazing time we live in.
I can jack it to Emma Stone or Natalie Dormer getting bent of and railed at one moment then switch over to some video game character getting it exactly the same way with some near Pixar-tier animation quality the next.
What a time to be alive

>> No.10731762

>>10731720
her hips give me some faith. it's possible shes a bit saggy. those pants don't necessarily give a good impression. you could definitely pound that shit tho
we're talking fuckability here btw, so don't be a faggot

>> No.10731766

>>10731751
Our grandkids are going to be downloading pirated celebrity sequences for their CRISPR-based bioprinters and fucking future e-whores in the privacy of their bedrooms

Then later their mothers will find the mangled, cum-soaked remains of such genetically perfect fuck-dolls under the bed while cleaning, and will pretend not to know. But they'll know.

>> No.10731777

>>10731762
I dunno man, I think she is someone who was bigger at one point then lost some weight.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not choosey, so I would still hit it, but like that guy said before, I'm betting on dumpster butt.

>> No.10731956

>>10731557
Your taste is shit. Claire has a born-to-be-bred body.

>> No.10732847

>>10731777
>>10731956
i feel in the middle here. genetically she clearly has a body made for being fucked. she's definitely not living up to her full potential physically, but I'm almost certain she has a nice pussy and it'd be a good nut.

>> No.10732901

>>10729938

Ive lived all over japan. Outside of the cities the men and kids are brown. And even the palest girls ive been with have been yellow as fuck compared to me. But I'm ghost white.

>> No.10732972

>>10731550

sauce? dont know which video that came from.

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>>10727818

>> No.10734007

>>10731956

more like born to be bred brain

went to Harvard

>https://www.linkedin.com/in/claire-saffitz-36bb1373

>> No.10734012

>>10721929
>/ck/s own waifu
You realize you're not /ck/, right?

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>>10721951
learn english stupid faggot

>> No.10734370

>>10732901
well they are yellow toned, because they are asian obviously. but as far as the actual lightness of their skin its on par with whites. we just tend to be pink hued rather than yellow,.

>> No.10734443

It's kind of weird, I love eggs but I'd never ever eat a raw one in any capacity. It's not even about salmonella, it's just a hard limit for me food wise.

>> No.10734472

>>10734012
You realise Emmy made the OP, right?
These threads should be reported and removed faster than the alc. once. It's e-celeb shilling and nothing more.
OP clearly has no interest in discussing actual cooking in his post.

>> No.10734485

>>10734370
That's why the Chinese call whites ghost people, right? Because they have the same tone. Just keep pressing that narrative you fucking weeb filth.

>> No.10734599

>>10732901
>outside of the cities, people tan because of the sun
Oh no, I'd never have guessed!
>And even the palest girls ive been with have been yellow as fuck compared to me.
see >>10729899

You'd have to be a purebred redhead to look paler than that.

>>10734485
Chinese are not japanese, tardlord. Japanese are the purest mongols just below the koreans. The closer you are to original mongol the whiter skin tone you have.

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>>10727818

>> No.10734681

>>10734599

Yes, I am a redhead. Or my complexion still is, my hair turned a dark copper color that drives the women wild.
Either way, using skin bleach and avoiding the sun to the point of severe vitamin d deficiency doesn't make it natural.

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>>10727818
nice

>> No.10734708

>>10722640
Factually incorrect, bukakke means something like splattered with - think bukkake niku udon
t. Jap

>> No.10734841

>>10732972
The KitKat one.

>> No.10734849

>>10734681
Yes, because japanese toddlers are soaked in skin bleach. Got you.

Also, the north korean skin lightening industry is blooming aswell.

>> No.10735046

>>10721929
ugly rice monkey