/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10728505
thats why you become a chef and get to yell at them all day, its much more fun than paying them

Why do girls have to be so cute and nice bros

It's like a trap perfectly designed for hungry lonely men

They only want the tip anon...

>>10728505
She's probably average looking, you're just so goddamn lonely and thirsty that you'd most likely marry the first girl to talk to you.
And then you'll do anything she wants just so she wont leave.

>>10728682
why is that young man wearing a dress

>>10728759
because hideri wants to avoid his male responsibilities of inheriting the family farm and becoming a dirt farmer like his parents
he would rather pursue his fantasy of becoming a male idol

>>10728759
Gas yourself faggot

>>10728505
>Go to restaurant
>Get the fat ugly waitress

>>10728682
>you're just so goddamn lonely and thirsty that you'd most likely marry the first girl to talk to you.
>And then you'll do anything she wants just so she wont leave.
please delete

>>10728633
I give'em the whole shaft.

>>10728779
Huh. Good luck kid

>>10729071
I used to go to buffalo wild wings with my friends because they liked it. Every time we went we would manage to get the ugliest waitress in the house.

>>10728633
Actually unlike amerimutts are led to believe by their jewish masters, waitresses are also cute and nice in civilized countries where tipping isn't a thing.

>>10729799
Why did this post make me laugh so much

>>10728520
this guy gets it

>>10729831
>civilized
You've been made, fuck boy.

>>10728682
>you're just so goddamn lonely and thirsty that you'd most likely marry the first girl to talk to you.

>>10729071
>>10729799
>caring more about how she looks than how her service is
You're not going to get to sleep with her regardless, so you might as well care more about how your meal service went. People like you are what enable Stacy whores to work as waitresses despite the fact that they're beyond brainless and can't do any of their work themselves. They get paid money by beta faggots like you just for being pretty and smiling at your pathetic fat face, and then stand in the back texting and taking selfies while a manager works your table.

>>10730064
>than how her service is

How do you fuck up being a waiter?
>Ask if table needs anything occasionally
>Bring food
>Take plates when done

>>10730064
Assuming good looking = brainless makes you sound like a triggered uggo.

>>10728505
No gf ever
Be loner
Go to same diner almost everyday
See same waitress almost everyday over more than a year
Talk to her sometimes
Mention one day I am going to the beach
She asks if she can come
Have gf

>>10728682
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10728505
>Goto MickyD's drive through last night
>The 2 QTs are working
>It's so busy that I only get 10 seconds total interaction with either of them.

>>10728520
Le cuck

>>10728682
Delete this

>>10730951
fug u

lucky

>>10730928
honestly the only thing i consdier “bad service” is when they bother you too much

>improving the mood in this thread.
I sometimes go to the grocery store to pick up girls.
>the last time it worked, I was so fucking high that I ruined my opportunity.
There's always next time. Gradual improvements.

>>10731549
Pls expand on your experiences.

>>10731549
Rarely will they approach you. 95% of the time, they will look you over and then conveniently stop about 10 feet away from you and study some product on the shelf, essentially setting themselves in your line of sight. They want you to approach them and initiate casual conversation. You are evaluated on appearance, then on your ability to make convo without spilling your spaghetti. Same process everywhere of course, but laying out the basics for some of (You).
I had 1 actually decide she wanted it and come over and grab my arm (I had headphones on) I turned toward her, completely high as fuck, and she could immediately tell and that was a deal breaker for her. She just walked away before I could take headphones off.
I don't smoke any more, literally missing opportunities in life b/c high.

>>10732139
Higher tier girl-technique, is to do the same, but block your path through the aisle so you have to talk to them.

>>10731549
>>10732139
>>10732168
If you allow "My McDonalds guys" in /ck/ you should allow how to pick up girls in the grocery store threads. Its tangential, but its food related.

>>10732139
Grocery store is an excellent stomping ground.
All, well most all, women go there eventually.
I personally hate bars, and this is a good place to meet women who aren't barflies.
The Secret Technique Passed Down From My Ancestors™ is to know when to go.
>also
You can't just be obviously cruising, you need to be actually shopping.
You will be evaluated on your cart contents.
Have some things in your cart that show you take life seriously / cook stuff / take care of yourself, etc.
She's evaluating you in as many ways as she can, cart contents are just another source of info on who you are before initiating conversation.

>>10732228
>You will be evaluated on your cart contents.
this is exactly why i always make sure to have liverwurst and a few cans of deenz in there

>>10732228
My usual routine is to shower/shave/etc and get to the store at like... 7-8pm on a weekday, usually Weds/Thurs b/c she'll immediately start thinking of "we can go do ___ this weekend if I agree to interaction."
Dress kind of nice. You don't want to obviously peacock (b/c nothing trips the defensive grid for her quite like realizing you're there to pick up women, in her mind it needs to come off as just a natural random occurance) but don't look shabby either. You are shooting for "dressed slightly better than she is."
I usually do comfortable but cheap grey slacks and a fairly new shortsleeve henley, sneakers.
A watch is a nice addition. I never wear rings or jewelry or anything.
I always have wireless headphones with a book on tape or music. I don't know why, but I get the impression that its disarming to a degree. (the thinking is you are distracted by whatever you are listening to, so she will feel more comfortable oggling you b/c she thinks you won't notice)
>[I notice every time.]
Be observant, but subtle.
Your overall attitude needs to be, "Whatever, I'm good either way."

More?

>tfw gf might break up with me because she found and went through my grocery store journal

You are pathetic.

>>10732304
>she doesn't leave you
>starts wearing a jester hat in bed

>>10732304
>>10732351
lolwut

>>10732272
What is this delusional PUA shit. Headphones outside of an airplane or a long distance train are mildly autistic, it's not a bad thing but it softly screams "social anxiety"

You think a random stranger at the store is going to know what e-book you're listening to? What color is the sky in your universe?

>>10732272
this reeks of manlet

>>10732396
Wow. You're so twisted up in your own head that you're attributing things I didn't even say.
>how's life?

I only have 1 speaker in my ear is the trick. You get the disarming effect, but you are still approachable / haven't set a barrier for her by having both in.

>>10732404
Thats the musk of a real man.

I'll stop here because I'm making you uncomfortable I can see.
>you are oblivious to social cues and that's your problem.jpg

>>10732430
okay bro, you do you

>>10732430
Do you keep a spreadsheet of random women you've seen at the grocery store?

>>10732396
Theres a difference between pick up artist, and being socially fluent and meeting women.
And then there's you.

>I tried to help you.

>>10732449
>I tried to help you
>you should be grateful for the running narrative of my mental dialogue as I sperg out over strangers at the local grocery store
Jesus. You're in worse shape than I thought.

>>10732439
>>10732444
You fedoramancers like to characterize things this way to salve your psychology for your own lack of success.
Approaching girls in the grocery store instead of feeding 12$ drinks to some pig in a bar is hardly the Dennis method.

>incels, why do I bother.

>>10732272
>>10732228
>>10732096
>>10732430
>>10732459
active shooter threat detected

>>10732512
I didn't just come in here shouting shit, I was literally asked to go into details.

You can be a bitter turd of a person all you want.
For every one of you, there is another who read this and put it to good use.
I regret nothing

>>10732539
Ok Elliot

>>10732560
yw Shane

>>10732351

>>10732304
>>10732351
I went into detail.
Now I demand that you do the same, please.

I had a dream that I encountered my stalker, and she was kinda cute. Not the biggest chest, but a nice hang low shirt to showcase her body and she had beautiful brown hair with a slight curl to it. She was pretty relaxed, and I woke the fuck up as soon as it was getting good. Why does this happen?

>>10732699
That's your brain motivating you to get out there.
Its the carrot hanging in front of the donkey.

>>10732669
C'mon anon, spill that spaghetti.
I'm hungry for it.