/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Are milkies vegan?

who is this semen demon

>>10719490
too bad no sound

>>10719490
>Tigol biddies
>Vegan
Pick one.

>>10719505
GIB MILKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10719490
tfw gf has small as tits
tfw probably goign to be with her forever
tfw will probably never suckle a huge tit

i hurt

>>10719490
I don't eat vegan recipes because I'm not a stupid faggot like you.

>>10719588
Knock her up. Instant natural boob job.

>>10719588
That's one of the functions of whores, dumbass. Just make sure you select a big titted sow.

>>10719490
She’s an Instagram whore and fucks niggers

>>10719490
>tfw no jiggly titcow asian gf

>>10719490
I don't have any, supporting veganism is supporting terrorism

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/27/butchers-living-fear-vegan-attacks-rise-says-countryside-alliance/

>>10719490
Have you tried a bullet to the head?

>>10719769
>C>B>D>A>anything bigger
Prove me wrong

did /ck/ ever use to have a sticky or a wiki?

we get these questions every single day

. what is good websites/recipes for mexican/indian/asian/vegan/keto/...
. what is good for poor college students
. how to meal prep?

If the questions were even a bit specific it would be fine but they're all generic as fuck

should we start on a wiki with a ton of links to other places?

>>10719490
>vegan fag makes a thread using a webm more interesting than his post
>again
>in another /wsr/ worthy thread
fucking lurk more or use google, newfag.
This is now a tit webm thread.

>>10719545
There are versions with sound on /gif/ but her voice is annoying as fuck, she's better muted.

>>10719807
Just stop spoonfeeding them and they'll go away. It works for /a/.
/gif/ is shit because they regularly have 400 post threads with 390 posts of "SAUCE PLZZZZZ"

>>10719490
Pussy isn't vegan

:(

veganism means no giving oral sex

>>10720164
It is actually.

>>10719516
no

>>10720167
stop eating animal products you fascist !

>>10719779
This is the ideal female breast size. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>10720186
I want to put my face there

>>10719553
This, you know it's bullshit because her titties are juicy as fuck. If she were vegan for any extended amount of time they'd shrivel up due to malnourishment

>>10720186
I would motorboat the shit out of those but they are going to look gross in just a couple of years.
Perky>big

>>10720212
Nobody said you had to marry her anon


get in while the gettin is good

>>10719779
Shape is most important

Bigger is better, but only if the shape is good. Bad shape = bad tits

>>10720234
And more often than not big ones don't have a good shape.

>>10719490
>check her ig
>get erect and depressed at the same time

on the one hand it is nice to live in a time when women like this post themselves online in slutty getups. i can see more big tits in one night than the average male 100 years ago saw in his whole life. on the other hand its depressing to see she has over a million orbiters, most of whom are probably more handsome, talented, interesting, and/or rich than i am. so its just a reminder ill never have a shot at such a woman

>>10720261
Well more often than not the pretty ones are vain and petty. Personality > looks
Unless it's just a one night thing you shouldn't go for the hottest girl you can get.

>>10720249
yes, the odds go down

I'm sure if I wasn't so lazy I could plot the trend... the 'cone of attractive boobs'


>>10720261
>depressing to see she has over a million orbiters
So you check them out online thinking maybe just maybe you have a chance?
lol, faggot, your attitude is why you are depressed. They're just tits, deal with it.

>>10720294
no, definitely dont believe i have a chance. thats exactly what i explained

>>10719615
My mom had 7 kids. Still wears an A cup. Genetics are king

>>10720168
The only reason meat, honey, and eggs are considered non-vegan is because the animal doesn't give consent. If a milker offers you their milkies than it's technically vegan

>>10720311
Then why are you depressed about something you know you can't have

stop being a fucking loser incel beta orbiter faggot

Go outside

>>10720320
What do vegans think would happen to cows if we let them loose?

>>10720323
>veganism is about consent

o really
you flaming faggot

you know plants communicate with each other? We are killing them and they know it.

With your logic, you should stop eating anything that is alive.

I'm cool with that... good luck

>>10720315
Do you have sisters and how hot are they?

>>10720333
They would all die

they've been bred for so many generations if they don't get milked they will rupture and die

they are not the wild animals we once domesticated

>>10720342
Indeed but vegans don't seem to understand this

>>10720212
That's a fair opinion, anon. She's already 31 though, and so far I'm still totally into it.

>>10720212
Natural hang isnt the same as sag really. I dont like too much "perky" desu.
>>10720340
I have an older sister whos a single mom, shes alright i guess

>>10719490
I hate that she is finding every excuse to shake her tits and act all innocent

>>10719490
Not really into asians but got damn i would berry

>>10719490
> 1 can pumpkin puree
> 1 camera
> 1 pair of tits
> pour can of pumpkin puree into blender
> blend while smiling and giggling
> drink pumpkin puree
> collect youtube handouts

>>10720151
>He doesn't see that these vegan threads are just a ploy to post azuns on ck

>>10720347
Militant vegans don't understand much


they're an emotional bunch they are

Please link large-breasted Asian videos so I can masturbate to them.

>>10720442
Hitomi Tanaka
Anri Okita

>>10720261

The sheer patheticness of guys who follow Instagram chicks is staggering. Most of them are Arab or Indian, too. A friend of my girlfriend's is a pretty but chubby white girl with huge stonking tits. She's only posted five pictures of herself, all tasteful and fully clothed, and she only has 22 total posts on Instagram over the course of about two years. She has NINETEEN THOUSAND FOLLOWERS. When she does upload a photo it immediately gets about 8K likes and about a thousand comments saying stuff like "hello goreguss ur most beutifull women all over world will u merry me i are 100 serius"

By virtue of not being one of these creepy dudes you already have a much better chance with women in person. A few years ago I actually dated a chick who did camshows and had a Xhamster account with a ton of followers. We met on a normal dating site and saw movies and fucked all the time. Meanwhile these dudes were sending her money to watch her rub her tits for a few minutes.

>>10720494
I don't think its wrong to follow these chicks for fap material, but it is fucking creepy and weird to comment and tell them how hot they are, send them money etc.

>>10720519
well i dunno

I think it is appropriate to treat them like strippers

but nothing more

>>10719588
>>10719615
Titjob? Am I the only one always thinks this good solution?

I'm thinking of cooking peperonata penne and the recipe I looked at says to use red wine vinegar. I forgot to buy some today, would it matter if I don't add it in when I cook it? Or if I use white wine vinegar instead?

Link to recipe: https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/speedy-peperonata-penne/966afff4-2178-4e7c-afd0-a6d81cf33c5f

>>10720186
>>10720354
Japan's boobjob technology is clearly from time travel.
>When will the government take this seriously.

>>10719707
Who is it?

>>10720154
>it works for /a/
it doesnt work actually. they just ban anyone they dont like because the board is a snowflake safespace

>>10720795
Most guys don't have a bimbo fetish.

>>10719490
nice

>>10719490
Don't you mean "gay" recipes?

>>10719588
Do this >>10719615 plus some female fertility medication and estrogen increases cup size. Mate of mine and his gf had trouble conceiving their first child, tried fucking 3x a day raw for almost a year and nothing. She ended up getting fertility meds from her doctor and she grew fresh tit growth at age 31, increased a cup letter and an inch or two in size.

They shrunk a bit after she stopped breastfeeding though.

>>10721750
nah they just have a culture of not spoonfeeding. at least get creative with ways to ask for sauce.
same works for shitty bait too. when someone posts shitty bait dont give them a (You), literally that simple. Reply all you want but they end up getting annoyed when you're replying without giving a (You) and they eventually give up.

>here is a picture of a pretty girl, please pay attention!
>don't you dare ask questions about the pretty girl, saucefags reeeee, if you don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of some rando I'm obsessed with, you're a jealous roastie get out get out get out muh tay tay, muh green frog emojis
Millennials were a mistake

>>10721730
vicki li

vegan recipes are always over complicated tasteless trash.

>>10722684
You could make this in literally 2 minutes. Vegan recipes often are silly complicated, but you picked a bad fucking example for it.

>>10722684
>2 seconds in
>pouring liquid from a can onto a spoon
>vegan

Not exclusively vegan, since I like to add either shrimp or ham, but pasta al arrabbiata. Just a nice garlicky, spicy tomato and chili pepper sauce.

>>10722684
THERE ARE FUCKING YEASTS THAT DIED FOR THAT FUCKING VINEGAR!!!

VEGAN MY ASS!

>>10720151
Imagine if she was your mommy

>>10722684
>overly* complicated
As opposed to "under" complicated or
"well" complicated.
Every day we stray further from God's light.

>>10723463
'Overly' is a completely acceptable qualifier for 'complicated' if something is more complicated than necessary. Rather similar to how 'overly' smug you are for thinking you're too good for English class.

I really like girls with a flat chest.
I think it's really sad when a girl decides to go under the knife and scar and put plastic lumps in her chest thinking it makes them beautiful.

>>10723523
why are you gay, anon?

>>10723528
Natural big breasts are nice but
Small real breasts > fake breasts

>>10719779
F > everything

>>10719707

Who is she?
>>10719490
That's awesome
>>10720186

Great!

>>10722301
Nice, thanks for knowing this thots name

>>10721451
>would it matter if I don't add it in when I cook it?
probably not
>Or if I use white wine vinegar instead?
definitely not
man the fuck up; you're cooking, not working in a laboratory
>Link to recipe
didn't click LOL

>>10720293
>you shouldn't go for the hottest girl you can get
Wisdom.