/ck/ - Food & Cooking

RIP in peace

Damn I mean I figured that’s what he was gonna do eventually but still that sucks

Wtf

>>10722230
he ded

>>10722228
F

F

f

fug

Holy fuck that sad

RIP

Honestly miraculous he lived as long as he did.

fuck any pictures

>It's Real
Fug man

>And as I shuffle off my mortal coil into the great abyss, I look back at my time alive and know, even as it was so horrible as to push me over the edge into hanging myself, damn the food was good.

I fucking hate suicide.

F.

>>10722244
Are you suggesting that he would have killed himself earlier?

so i tweeted anthony to "kys" and he actually the madman

Eric Ripert found him in his room while they were in France for a shoot.

>>10722228
F

Edgy. F

>>10722228
Trump curse strikes again

>>10722251
Drugs, etc.

>>10722228
Jews did this

>>10722228
F

>childhood rolemodel
>kills himself

>>10722228
Fuck man, this is so sad

>>10722257
talk shit get hit

Goodnight sweet prince

F

F. This makes me sad
I loved his shows before the last season when CNN made it all political

Andrew Zimmern wins baby

>>10722228
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>10722251
yes, 100%

>>10722228
F
I'm pretty sad about this bros. I didn't watch his shows very much but from what I have seen I thought he seemed like a cool guy, he was adventurous and had a sarcastic sense of humor. Really jiggles your nutmegs. Wonder what was so painful in his life he felt he had to do this? Or will it end up another celebrity accidental OD suicide?

>>10722228
f
actually enjoyed his show when I was a kid

S

>>10722271
I thought he was clean for a long time but you never know. Damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZpqwhJUbs

S

>>10722228
Don't do crack, kids. It'll fry your endorphins.

>>10722228
Who's next, Guy Fieri?

>>10722267
Did more drugs, even!

>>10722228
Fuck man, one of the few deaths that I've genuinely felt.

F

>>10722261
On the bright side, at least now you can pick a better one.

Dubs decides what his last meal was

>>10722253
Fuck man, Ripert must be beyond emotionally slammed right now, imagine finding your best friend hanging himself

>>10722228
S

F
Is this what Alton brown was talking about like a year ago on Twitter?

>>10722285
do you remember what he said? i'm curious

>>10722261
Bourdain is probably my first childhood idol that has killed himself, or at least impacted me so. Feels genuinely fucking awful. His career seemed like it had no limit, he was always growing.

I wonder what was going on for him to have done this.

>>10722257
>>>le_reddit

>>10722289
Belts make great multitaskers?

Wasn't his last show in Armenia and it was heavily centered around death and misery?

>>10722228
Like every member of kitchen staff ever to exist, he was a poly drug addicted alcoholic. Amazed he lived as long as he did.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/addiction-in-society/201706/anthony-bourdains-updated-addiction-report-card
>Anthony Bourdain is the worldly gastronomical traveler with an addictive past. In his 2000 best seller Kitchen Confidential, Bourdain described his ascent into the premier kitchens of New York as a celebrity chef, along with his—and fellow kitchen workers'—seemingly endless use of drugs. Bourdain used everything—psychedelics, pharmaceuticals, amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin. Eventually, he did enter rehab.
I think I'll make gravy with sausage and rigatoni for dinner, down a bottle of vodka in his honor, then kill myself too, because addiction really is that awful.

>>10722290
Drug abuse, sex scandal or he had a terminal disease. Could be the Trump curse too

>>10722292
He's into BDSM it wasnt about suicide

>>10722228
F. I was watching Parts Unknown when the news pop up.

>>10722282
Johnny Rockets at the airport

>>10722228
F

https://www.verywellmind.com/alcoholics-suicide-risk-increases-with-age-63111

RIP my nigga. I liked watching him

that's fucked. im having a hard time believing why he'd kill himself, he seemed to have a good life

depression is a bitch. so many stars just keep killing themselves lately

looking for a new set of professional kitchen knives, can anyone tell me which ones he used to slice his wrists?

>>10722228
>commits sashimi
Wonder why?

>>10722299
Anthony Boudreux is kill
'no'

>>10722266
same

>>10722311
spend a week drunk on heroin, see how much you want to live. then do it every day for decades and observe as you scramble for the nearest cliff.

S

>>10722309
none, he hanged himself

All these people offing themselves and leaving kids behind... So fucked up.

>>10722319
then don't do drugs?

>>10722228
F

>>10722319
*drunk & on heroin

>>10722324
when was this guy ever not hanging out in the kitchen

>>10722282
Testicles

>>10722228
God dammit, anthony

>>10722319
>on heroin
how do you know this. he's for sure an alcoholic

autoerotic asphyxiation is a hell of a drug

rip sweet prince

>>10722228
fuck that cuck

i hope it's food poisoning

i know everyone is sad about tony, but /ck/ is finally getting the attention it deserves!!! fuck yes!

>>10722326
not quite how addiction works.

F

F ucked up

>>10722341
can't get addicted if you never do them to begin with

>anthony bourdain commits suicide
>"suicide"

>>10722335 see >>10722294

I am genuinely sad. He seemed nice.

>>10722341
thanks champ for that insightful banter. not.

>>10722340
/ck/ is forever known as one of moots favorites

>>10722351
>He seemed nice
Parts Unknown

>>10722349
based Guy

>>10722345
do you think you're able to rid the world of addiction? you aren't yaknow.

>>10722349
>Looks like this is your last trip to Flavor Town!

>>10722290
he always talked about how fucked up he was with drugs and everything
proof that money, fame, nice wife and kids still wont fix your shitty life

>>10722358
i dont want to, addiction purges the weak

>Bourdain was in France working on an upcoming episode of his award-winning CNN series. His close friend Eric Ripert, the French chef, found Bourdain unresponsive in his hotel room Friday morning.
Incredibly sad.

>>10722333
Wew lad

>>10722228
F

F

>>10722361
oh, so you're some kind of wannabe psychopath who takes pleasure from watching people suffer and die from his mother's basement? i bet the ladies are queing for miles.

If it was Guy or Emril I would care.

His last three tweets

The signs were all there...

>>10722362
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK RIPERT FOUND HIM??

>>10722360
If that doesn't, what the fuck will? Are we just here to suffer?

>tfw Immortal

Why would he do it /ck/?

>>10722367
>people are dumb enough to try drugs
>they get addicted and die
>i'm supposed to feel sad for them
nahh, that ain't how it works pumpkin

>>10722249
10/10

Drug addict douchebag. Good riddance.

Guy Fieri is /ourguy/

>>10722349

>>10722368
This. I'm sure /ck/ will have a shitstorm if guy fieri dies of a heart attack

>>10722368
What about the pizza Italian guy that sexually harass people?

im secretly hoping he was just beating off the david carradine way and went out with a bang. makes me feel a little bit better than him wanting to end his life

>Starts working for CNN
>Kills self

F

>>10722257
>literally everyone critiques trump
>of these, cherrypick the 0.00000001% that die
>muh trump curse

damn this hit me like a brick for some reason
he really opened up in his tv shows, you could get into his train of thought
maybe this is a hunter s thompson type situation and he just felt contempt with what he accomplished

>>10722253
I can understand the severe prohibitions about suicide when you consider the poor friends and family who come across your corpse. I could never do it while my family is still around.

>>10722294
>I start trying to cook dishes and try new recipes because I want to cut back on how much I spend eating out
>Family: "Oh wow anon you should become a kitchen staff"
>poly drug addicted alcoholic.
>my face

I'd wilt like kelp in the sahara.

>>10722391
well trump's not gonna bother culling the fodder, he's gotta hit the lefties where it hurts. brainlet

>>10722325
didn't matter to his wife when she was getting fucked by every brazillian that looked at her

>>10722377
>ain't how it works
no i agree, some people really are so immature that all they care about is themselves and their tendies. it's ok though, people grow out of it. you don't see adults screaming at addicts, it's just agonisingly angry virgins who need someone, anyone to hate. at least it's better than /pol/ i suppose, but they'll all still be desperately alone forever. poor bastards.

>>10722373
we exist to learn and to learn is to suffer

I have this man and Zimmerman too thank for my love of cooking outside of my comfort zone.

Rest in Peace, Chef.

>>10722397
hey anon can i borrow your projector? I need it as a substitute for an argument

>>10722392
yeah im guessing that or maybe he recently got diagnosed with something bad

i think that anthony bourdain, besides all the good food he showed, made me understand and appreciate different cultures in a better way. to me he was a great man. RIP

>>10722402
i'll swap one for some of the masses of butthurt you're storing. i have none here

>>10722373

Buddhists figured that out 2500 years ago champ.

Another disgusting pedo kike bites the dust. Has been a hard week for them.

>>10722377
You have to be at least 18 to post on this website champ

>>10722290
I work in the corrections industry and we deal with suicide a lot. I’m not a doctor or nurse, but it seems to me that some people are just wired for it. Something happens that sets them off and they attempt. It’s usually some sort of negative life event, but very rarely is it actually something that you’d “expect” someone to commit suicide over. For every guy in jail that tries to kill himself because he raped his grandchild (not a made up example), there’s 10 more who off themselves or try to because their wife left them, or they got a 5 year sentence, or they stopped taking their meds/are going through severe withdrawal and became delusional — stuff that is shitty but that a person could normally move past/survive. They just have some sort of switch flipped that makes suicide seem like an option. And they might seem fine for months before. My best friend from high school committed suicide 3 years ago, we were all hanging out with him for his birthday earlier that night and he seemed completely fine. Got in a huge fight with his gf later on and shot himself. He had attempted before and had issues with drugs/alcohol, although not as serious as Bourdain in that respect.

>be rich
>have a beautiful wife
>have a still rising career
>not be a manlet

why the fuck did he kill himself? i dont understand

>>10722404
but you're using it right now, silly billy

>>10722345
Wow nancy regan, you come up with that brainlet policy all by yourself?

Pretty much every heroin addict gets started getting pain pills proscribed by a doctor in a hospital setting.

>>10722253
Looks like Anthony won this round.

>>10722228
If it was OD it would be ruled as an overdose first and a suicide after autopsy/further investigation. He probably died in some faggy hipster way, like slitting his wrists in a bath tub while drinking wine and reminiscing about French people are a masterful race (warning: they aren’t)

It's pretty common for professional chefs to develop drug problems right? I'm worried because my sister got her first job after culinary school

>>10722410
Trump was onto him for being cnn shill

>>10722408
not an argument, champ
>>10722412
I've taken painkillers and didn't get addicted. guess that makes me stronger :)

>>10722228
F

>>10722359

Bourdain had a daughter born in 2007. She gets to learn from mommy that Dad fucking hung himself.

Rot in hell Anthony.

Noose Reservations

best episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgEuSEKp1xc

>all those bootyblasted greatful dead fans

>>10722397
>projection
lmao you should kill yourself as well

>>10722403
i really came to appreciate him on that no reservations episode where he talked about the digusting aspect of visiting poor countries only to try the food. his show was always very stream of consciousness like, making him very relatable and he didn't hold back. he also seemed like a guy you could get wasted with.

Why do somewhat rich people commit suicide?
As a poor fag i will never understand this. They can change their lives completely to make a difference or pump themselves full of the best drugs, whatever.

>>10722432
lefties are brain damaged

>>10722411
no i'm cool, i do feel sorry for people who massively generalise though, i mean they'll feel so humiliated when they go out into the big, wide, diverse world and realise how stupid it is to hate any group of people immediately because of their own, imagined delusion of who every individual is as a person.

>>10722410
Maybe having everything doesn't necessarily mean that there is value and meaning in one's life

>>10722417
How do I survive becoming a cook without getting addicted bros. I like cooking but I Really dont want to do drugs. I've been straight edge so far

>>10722432
you know that feeling of dread you get as a poor person
it doesnt really disappear
if you find yourself in a wealthy situation, the novelty effect eventually wears off and you end up feeling as shitty as always

>>10722432
because money isn't the solution to all problems anon

>>10722432
it makes no difference other than to guarantee you the basics in life. somewhere to stay, warmth, food... it's actually all pretty fucking boring and unrewarding once it's simply there to be taken for granted.

>>10722432
This. I would ream so many femboys

>>10722434
>That entire post
>i do feel sorry for people who massively generalise though
Top lel

>>10722434
Generally speaking, I hate you, anon.

>>10722419
Not gonna give you one either because I don't argue with literal children, this is one of those things you'll learn as you grow up and I'm not your dad. I really just wanted to condescend on you to help you come to the conclusion that you're a dumbass and are talking about things that are way above your head. Life's much different beyond your mom's house in the suburbs.

>>10722432
they don't know what a harsh life is and live in another world where someone with a bigger yacht than them is depressing

Fun fact: There are nearly 150 suicides a day in the US alone, which is 3x more than our 50 homicides a day. Suicide is also increasing at a much faster rate as opposed to homicide.

>>10722440
>>10722441
>>10722438
>>10722435
imagine being this much of a fag

>>10722417
it's ridiculously common yeah. i've scored multiple times just asking people in kitchens when i've been dry.

>>10722410
All of that is just shit coming at you from outside. You have to deal with the inner stuff too, and a lot of people can't handle that.

>>10722432
Because Anon, wealth and success does not make you happy. And truly there is the sick urge to seek Death.

Who knows maybe he had cancer or some fucked up illness like Alzheimer’s and wanted to check out before it got too bad.

killed himself because he was closet gay and living a lie

prove me wrong

Not a month goes by where I don't hear about a suicide from the media to my own family and friends. It's getting fucking sad out here.

>paid to travel anywhere wanted
>treated like a king everywhere he went
How is that not enough? Crazy

>>10722362
Those two would always shit around on the show. That's gotta hurt

I hope he at least got to nut before he forgot to untie the rope

Fucking hell man
I was always saying that that guy knows how to live and enjoy his life

I always wanted to be like him

Why the fuck did he do it man
feels so bad i loved that guy

>>10722447

>>10722436
You have to change the industry. Its impossible to work as a chef now a days without speed

>>10722290
what do you mean? it was obvious he was always miserable. genuinely happy people don't bask in sarcasm at all times

>>10722449
25% in the U.S. since 1999.

elitist liberal prick
the sun shines a bit brighter today

>>10722450
t. depressed, overcompensating poorfag

>>10722466
This sadly.

>>10722432
As hard as it may be to believe.

A person's happiness isn't dependent on wealth after the basic necessities have been taken care of.

Being dirt poor makes you unhappy but as soon as you are above that level of poverty it becomes essentially meaningless as every luxury that you obtain is soon considered "normal" and doesn't affect your happiness as a net positive.

>>10722228
Trump strikes again

>>10722432
money doesn't magically cure psychological problems

>>10722410
>travel the world every year and meet new and old people and get paid to do it

>>10722472
t. depressed fag

>>10722450
get a job

>>10722448
Bourdain was dirt poor for half his life

>>10722349
>Zodiac Griller takes another victim
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>10722477
>what are expensive therapy sessions

>>10722292
kek

>>10722479
get a life lmao

>>10722478
you are not wrong anon

This hurts

Selfish jerk. Kids watch his show. Now what will they think? He should have toughed it out, whatever it was.

>>10722440
People who say this generally have never been without money, and it's always someone who has never been homeless or had to eat out of dumpsters. It's like attractive pop stars writing songs about "everyone is beautiful" when that's not the case at all. If I had Anthony Bourdain's money, I'd be fucking full throttle loving and enjoying life and suicide wouldn't even cross my mind ever

>going out on your terms
Suicide sometimes doesnt seem that bad. Waiting for the inevitable is suffering for a lot of us

>>10722335
>he posts on /ck/ and hasn't read AT LEAST Kitchen Confidential

>>10722228
brother brother brother. tony. praying for you kid.

F

>>10722278
I hope he never ends up six feet below flavor town.

>>10722461
How was it not too much? He had to keep reinventing the same show on a yearly basis to keep it fresh yet still nostalgic

>>10722481
>traces of bbq sauce and sriracha at the crime scene

>>10722494
now that i think about it, his face always had some sadness in it

MODSKIDDIDLY
STICKSKIDIDDLY
NOW

>>10722360
His second wife left him recently. I can literally imagine him thinking no don’t do this, you have a wife to go home to. Only now there’s a black hole where that was, as I just ended a 5 year relationship myself. This only makes me more determined though, but I’m not 61. The point is his daughter was the only cornerstone he might have had left after that, and who knows custody wise and whatever.

>when youre stuck on the shitty travel channel because tony took the cnn slot

>>10722461
99.99% of the planet don't have those opportunities, yet 99.99% don't kill themselves.
Don't think "doing fun things and being treated well" has any way of stopping the cause of suicide.

Rest in peace Chef.

>>10722228
F

>>10722495
how much of kitchen confidential happens in your back of houses, /ck/

>>10722494
>dear Fieri, I wrote you but still ain't calling

>>10722449
They did release a report that suicides are up. Guess Drumphfs America isn't worth living in

>>10722449
>150 suicides a day
That seems pretty low to me.

F

>has a 10 year old daughter
>commits suicide
I will never understand this part of it

>>10722447
seconded. i really wish the average poster's age here would skyrocket, it's near unusable because of all the terrifying angry teens, who scream and bawl on here, then start crying and shaking because their phone rang with a withheld number, and mother wasn't there for a cuddle.

>>10722464
>I was always saying that that guy knows how to live and enjoy his life

>I always wanted to be like him
This is probably what hurts us all the most desu

>>10722308
You are just stupid.
How do you know he had a good life?
You think fame and money make your life better? Id argue they make it worse

If I was filthy rich Id have died due to overdose in some shitty street corner already

*dabs*

>>10722249
10/10
F

holy fuck this might be the first sticky on /ck/

F

good night sweet prince

>>10722517
maybe you should leave, boomer

Fuck he was my role model. Reason I decided not to start a shitty career in kitchens and instead go to college. Missed out on some good drugs though.

Sticky when?

>Welcome to episode one of Hanging Around with Anthony Bourdain, in this episode we will have you swinging from the ceiling with delight

>>10722515
>when that heroin kicks in

>>10722491
Dopamine receptors have a limit before they tire out and you're back to thinking about suicide again.

YES :D

I always hated this faggot and his fans.

Trump 2020.

>>10722228
He was up there with Zimmern and Floyd as one of my favourite TV guys growing up (always had a knack for travel and food-related shows as much as cartoons did).

Considering his age, I would've felt more at peace had he died of some heart attack - I mean, it's the kind of thing you'd think of when unexpectedly dying off-set. But suicide? Sacré dieu...I feel we're all so helpless.

Truly, depression is a wicked wench.

F

>>10722529
>when you troll a libtard so hard they hang themself
lol

Why didnt he take Weinstein with him?
>fat fuck tries to fuck your gf/wife
>dont commit a murder suicide

>/ck/ mods ban /alck/ threads
>Anthony Bourdain kills himself

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10722440
no, just most of them like probably 98% of them

>>10722535
embarrassing. truly fucking awful. ugh

All crossboarders report in.
/tv/ here

>>10722513
Successful ones. You don't get points for trying

>>10722491
>Money would solve some of my problems
>Therefore money would solve all of everyone's problems

almost got me there anon

>>10722491
I hope you are pretending

>>10722539
It all makes sense now

>>10722542
fuck off nobody cares
>>10722546
not an argument

>>10722526
>FUCK DEWD HE WAS MY ROLE MODEL
>HAHAH DRUGS ARE KEWL

I hope you kill yourself faster.

>CNN star
Trump curse strikes again.

>>10722515
he was a selfish edgelord
do you think that would change just because he had a kid?

>>10722249
jesus christ heard this in his voice

FFFFFFF

Met him at work. Genuine guy.

>>10722515
It can be easy to lead yourself to believe that everyone, your kids included, would be better off without your shadow over them.

>>10722549
Not an argument

>>10722249
Read that in his voice


F

Damn, I liked his shows so much. I really felt this one

>>10722533
You're implying that he's been suicidal. You don't know that, this could be a multitude of factors

>>10722539
did those threads seriously get banned? I was wondering why I hadn't seen them around but I assumed that maybe everyone was too drunk and it hit the bump limit or something.

>>10722560
don't need one, retard

this guy was a clown, spitting his bile and trendy hatred all while his own loser life was falling apart.

Hope he really slithered for a long time on the end of that rope. He deserved every aching second of it.

>>10722257
>get cancer and die

>>10722539
big if true

Yikes
F

>>10722520
Just what about his life was bad you idiot
He had a family
He was active, was doing sports, kept his body in shape
He had a lot of money
He had experiences most of us will never even come close to
He was loved pretty much by everyone

Only thing i can think of that would explain this, is if he found out that he has like stage 3 carcinoma and wanted to end it quick

Overrated.

>>10722513
That's 1050 people in a single week. Imagine that number of people piled high on top of each other. Literally like annudah shoah.

>>10722228
Wait what the fuck is this real?

>>10722555
I hope Anderson Cooper dies from aids some time in the next 6 years

F

>>10722568
>still not an argument
#wrecked

>>10722550
imagine being so immature that you'd only understand someone being involved with things they consider "cool".
not everyone is as socially incapable as you. whether something is "cool" or not isn't relevant to most. enjoy dying from smoking though because vapes are so unfashionable among the kids nowadays.

>>10722410
All the glitz and glam in the world doesn't make that feel ever stop, anon.

>>10722541
I agree, Bourdain was a truly worthless piece of shit, but at least, in death, he shows us that it's good that we're all taken, otherwise a douchefuck like Bourdain (or one of his fans) might have attained immortality.

I don't understand what Micropenis Smallhands has to do with this. You should kys yourself for knowing whomst I am talking about XD

Since when was Anthony Bourdain on CNN?

Everyone seems to be referencing that. He'd probably kill himself if that's all people thought of him.

>>10722228

With high IQ people like Bourdain it's almost an inevitability that the outcome is a early grave from drugs and alcohol or suicide.

Having a high IQ is like having a heightened sense of awareness of how truly fucked up this world is due to the amount of information you process, retain, and "understand". This is in contrast to lower IQ people who seek and retain less information; even if they do dedicate time to learning they have a literal barrier of "comprehension". The high IQ people start idealistic and eventually crush their own soul trying to be understood by the bottom 99% of intellects. They eventually give up and suffer massive fits of depression and bitterness that often end with a early grave due to alcohol and drugs or suicide. It's my understanding Bourdain had a 140+ IQ (top 0.5% of global population). To put that in context the average IQ is 100 and legally retarded is 70. So when an intellect like Bourdain walks into a crowded room; he still ultimately feels isolated and alone.

Ignorance truly is bliss.
I never really liked the man's politics; but I wish he hadn't gone out like this. I'll say a prayer for you Anthony. I hope you are at peace now.

>>10722545
>I've literally never been homeless, without food, eaten out of dumpsters, or struggled in any other way
>money won't make you happy or solve your problems
Fucking wew.

>>10722410
Sometimes there’s more to life than just that.

>>10722565
slow as shit general thread was taking page 0 spot from the marketers so of course it had to be holocausted

>>10722580
it was an argument, brainlet

looks like i win by default LMAAAOOOOO

>>10722576
imagine if it was 1080 then we could make a joke about 1080 snowboarding for the nintendo 64 entertainment system

>>10722450
i'd tell you to kill yourself but that'd be in poor taste.

>>10722569
what the fuck is wrong with you? i mean are you literally 11? don't you see how painfully edgy you're being? it's hard to watch, please grow up.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

kurwa

fuck

:(

>>10722581
Imagine killing yourself. Oh wait, you already do that 80 times a day. 100 is the new goal, baby.

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5807979/Asia-Argento-embraces-Hugo-Clement-shared-attack-Harvey-Weinstein-Cannes.html?__twitter_impression=true


Mmmmh. Do you guys think that's the reason why he did it?

>>10722491
I've drank so much done a lot of heroin lived on the street and traveled north america by freight train money doesn't magical solve everything

>>10722228
Guess it's time to try that hole in the wall restaurant I've been putting off for a while. At least the weather is nice tonight

>>10722595
kill yourself

He probably had cancer.

>>10722391
>critique
>threaten to poison someone because they hurt your feelings with words
wtf i hate free speech now

>>10722586
What a stupid boring myspace-era sentiment, shut the fuck up. He's writhing in hell and your precious prideful intellect will soon join him.

>>10722597
I don't get posters like him, so fucking autistic and stupid.

looks like the death was the last..........part unknown

>>10722609
i laughed

>>10722602
Sure you have. Rattle off some more fabricated hardships to win this argument.

>>10722585
Since he stopped being on the travel channel and starting winning acclaim and rewards out the was for being on a better channel

F

>>10722432
I'm not rich like celebrities but I'm fairly well-off compared to my classmates. Got a 135k + stock + benefits software job right after I graduated in a field I love and a nice workplace.

I've "reinvented" myself (high school, college, again in college) enough times to know I'm never going to be happy. I've traveled to the ends of the earth, eaten at plenty of Michelin restaurants, lived in a place in the Bronx with gunfire every day and also lived in an apartment right next to (one of) Mark Zuckerberg's houses in Palo Alto. Seen Broadway shows and some of my favorite operas in good seats. I know these kind of things aren't really "rich" but each of them were things I thought I would be happy if I were able to accomplish.

These days I don't spend much money at all. I just don't care enough to go anywhere or do anything. As far as drugs go I'm OK with just standard beer and wine. I donate 35% of my income to a charity. I "go out" about once a month by myself to a nice cocktail bar, order 4-5 absinthe and cognacs (apparently hemingway drank this), and tip a thousand dollars at the end of the night. The smile on the bartender's face is enough to get me through the next month without killing myself

>>10722228
No Reservations was the only show that I religiously followed when I was in college. Loved that exotic foods and the often drunk host. Fucking glorious pho.

F

>>10722469
>mfw im sarcastic all the time
im being sarcastic btw

>>10722586

>>10722228

>>10722615
Wonder what they serve in Hell.

>>10722583
i don't know what you're talking about. i was cringing at the kid who came in screaming about how everyone except him and his grandfather-figure crush should have their death celebrated.

i can't post here any more, it's fucking nothing but preteens. reddit is better. 8 is better. scribbling in shit on the pavement is better. fuck you and goodnight.

>>10722617
FUCK YOU I HAD A HARD LIFE IN THIS SITUATION TO SUIT MY ARGUMENT

>>10722432

>>10722591
>says he didn't need one
#Holybtfokek

>>10722436
Dont be a pussy, cooks who get addicted get stuck working for $12/hr their entier lives. Most get into the industry because they're addicts, it doesnt turn them into one.

>>10722432
Ecclesiastes 5:10
>He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he that loveth abundance with increase: this is also vanity.

Man this is huge bummer. I really loved No Reservations. I never watched Parts Unknown cause it was more preachy and less about the food and more about the issues and shit and all I ever cared about was the food - but I still liked Bourdains stuff. He could be a bit overly edgy and try hard, but I thought he'd finally found happiness in his old age.

And nothing of value was lost

>>10722529
>When you post image macros screencapped from facebook

>>10722621
>im being sarcastic btw
rip anon

F

We still has Ainsley

>>10722631
i didn't need one but i used one anyway because im hardcore, step it up loser

>>10722292

>well actually I can still drink and do drugs, I just have to control myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8

>>10722386

>>10722620
lol nobody cares. kys

>>10722617
>hardships
implying those were the fun days I miss not giving a fuck about anything

sticky you useful and indispensable mods.

>>10722652
this

i'm not gonna read a fucking paragraph

>>10722447
>Feel bad for someone for making a bad decision
No.
>Inb4 muh suburbs muh never dealt with addiction
I live in white trash land buddy, my uncle is currently strung out on meth. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>>10722249
Fucking A. Also F.

F

>>10722253
Shit man, they were supposed to grow chocolate in Peru together.

I hate to say it, but who’s going to be number three?

F

>>10722249
Like everyone else, I heard it in his damned voice.
F

>>10722620
Hey dude can I have $1000?

Who are you going to poison now that you are wormfood? This piece of shit couldn’t keep a wife, ran his mouth endlessly, and his girl sucked and fucked Harvey for some work.

Meanwhile, he somehow believed virtue signaling could make up for his life in shambles. Took the cowards way out, because of course he did.

Unhappy blowhards like him are not worthy of life.

Mods please sticky this.

10722676
a man is dead you insufferable noodledick

fuck your You

>>10722652
In middle school I used to go on /g/ and post off-topic rants about nothing in particular. Still do it 11 years later (but stick to more appropriate megathreads now). I knew no one cares but it made me feel better desu

>>10722586
Is that why negros gun each other down in their own neighborhoods instead of simply shooting themselves in the head (a better outcome for these unempathetic leeches)?

>>10722685
Lots of people are dead, anon.

ooooo no, gotta remove him from the "I Think I Have Cool Taste" starter pack. Now who am I gonna put between Tom Waits and David Lynch?

>>10722587
He had though, he was a homeless heroin addict for like a decade and a half, you absolute brainlet.

>>10722620
im in the same position nigga

>>10722675
No but if you pick a charity or non-profit with a good score on charitynavigator I'll donate and post proof

>>10722228
I really liked his show.
He'll be missed.
Rest in peace Bourdain.

>hit the bump limit
>no sticky

fucking one job and someone was banned 30 mins ago so its not like there is no mods on

Meanwhile Jamie Oliver is alive and well.

>>10722691
unironically, yes

>>10722586
well said anon.

>>10722581
How fucking stupid are you Jesus Christ.

liberal
good riddance

He took the coward's way out.

>>10722695
Now show me the exact quote from Anthony Bourdain where he specifically states that "money doesn't solve all your problems"

>>10722574
not the guy you're replying to and I agree with you, but let me quote blade runner. "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy". Probably felt like he had done everything and was just depressed and said fuck it.

>>10722725
>Trump supporters are evil and autistic

>>10722733
That's an Infamous quote you fucking retard

Is his marketplace in Manhattan still going to be a thing?

>>10722697
not him but ' East bay spca ' is a pretty good one

>>10722564
>I haven't read his books
Bitch he detailed how he would get drunk and drive around island cliffs hoping he'd fall off and die.

Could it have been erotic asphyxiation rather than suicide?

>>10722689
you do you. its a comforting feeling to put stuff out there.

>>10722751
>reading books
it's not the 1800s anymore, grandpa

>>10722736
"I WOULD POISON DRUMPFFF" t. Anthony Bourdain

Join him you fucking retard. You're a rope away.

>>10722755
oh shit how has no one brought this up

makes perfect sense if you're use to shooting dope/coke it gives you an amazing rush

Is hanging the least painful way out

You guys tried of winning yet? I wonder if this virtue-rat knew he was going to twitch on a rope when he was circle jerking with his CNN coworkers.

Meanwhile Trump still leads the free world, while Anthony’s bloated corpse turns to jello.

Those in glass houses get what’s coming to them. America got a little bit greater on this day.

>>10722751
>still haven't showed me where he himself states that money doesn't solve your problems
>describes how money solved his problems for a number of years

>>10722770
a bullet is you stupid faggot, it's as instantaneous as you can get

>>10722770
Actual hanging? Yes.

>>10722771
Does it feel good being venomous and spiteful?
What do you personally have to look forward to today?

>>10722770
OD on heroin takes seconds and is painless

>>10722770
Only if you do it properly, and cut off the supply to a certain artery (I forgot which)
You just fade to black but never come back

Anthony should have taken some time off, traveled... oh wait.

>>10722761
I would happily subsidize this rope. We all know how well such people respond to freebies.

>>10722249
Ha nice

>>10722776
>miss slightly, 10 minutes of agony and not enough strength to put a secondbullet in you and end it

>>10722767
>trying to bust a nut while on opioids

Wut?

>>10722796
>fuck up your hanging, stay there hanging for hours if not days on end because you didnt shoot yourself and at least bleed out in the event of missing

i win

>>10722770
Kavorkian Scarf

There should be guides.

>>10722770
Its good cause it requires least amount of effort
You only need 2kg of pressure on your carotids, and by the time you say oh shit no no, you're unconscious and slowly dying

just passed my medical examiner subject.

>>10722447
>Not gonna give you one either because I don't argue with literal children, this is one of those things you'll learn as you grow up and I'm not your dad.

>>10722798
erotic asphyxiation gives you the same rush as shooting dope

t. degenerate pro

>>10722803
h-how do you know so much

>>10722282
Coke and peanuts

>>10722779
Is that not exactly what Anthony was doing before he kicked and shivered on the end of the rope? I guess his venom choked him, huh?

>>10722770
CO2 is better.

>>10722362
oh that's awful

>>10722814
I'll pray for you.

>>10722809
i think anon meant that when you're high you can't exactly finish. I feel like he wouldn't use it as a substitute, the man used to get high on meth

>>10722814
edgelord

>>10722828
faglord

>>10722449
>50 homicides a day
Jesus, do americans really do this?

>>10722836
the niggers do

>>10722761
>being this autistic

Feels so very Good.

There is so rarely justice this sweet in the world. But knowing this smug, self-righteous snake died, alone, and pathetically, while swinging from a rope, is one of those rare moments.

Today is a good day

>>10722814
edgy

>>10722845
but nobody cares about you, while Anthony Bourdain was loved by millions

>>10722249

I hear Anthony is kill, I read this

sad :(

>>10722626
mcdonalds and burger king

>>10722803
useful
thanks anon

>>10722845
was a bullet

>>10722600
I wonder if she feels guilty at all.

>>10722822
Hahha you think the lord takes calls from the likes of you? Safe spaces have no bars when attempting to reach Trump.

>>10722845
too bad that he wasnt alone, anon
opposed to you sitting in your room being too much of a coward to off yourself, so you resot to shitposting on a taiwanese snorkling board

>>10722859
But I am alive and he is blue faced and dead

I won.

>>10722868
I don't think, I know. That's how this works. The ironic thing is I'm probably further to the right than you, I'm just not blinded completely by ideology. It is possible for someone to be a wholly good person and not agree with you on politics, but I'm sure you don't know that because you only came here to raid from /pol/.

>>10722811
I am suicidal sometimes. I keep the pic on my phone to remind me how horrifying it is so I don't do it. Unless I'm diagnosed with some terminal illness, then I can pull it up for reference. Lol.

Hanging doesn't automatically mean suicide. See David Carradine and Michael Hutchence. He was a degenerate cokehead so he probably couldn't get it up anymore without half-strangling himself. Was probably drunk and/or high and took it just a little too far this time.

>>10722697
Ok senpai, pick one
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=10791
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=7026
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=16088
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=8345

>>10722889
you too, will die, brainlet

>>10722889
>Being alive is winning in a game where everyone dies
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>10722867
doubtful. very doubtful.

"OK, BUT COFFEE FIRST"

jesus christ what a shameless whore

>>10722432
Poorfags are too mentally occupied with trying to survive(generally)

>>10722889
>raptor jesus
>in 2018
thanks for posting that anon

>>10722875

He hung alone, and likely took many minutes of choking and swaying to die. These are the facts of his pitiful last moments.

I wish he wasn’t alone now, the more of you triggered carekings that follow him into an early grave, the sooner we can get on with rebuilding what you swine have corrupted.

>>10722923
edgelord

>>10722893
I don’t think you know either.

Dismissed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good

>>10722923
Snap

>>10722900
>Alzheimer's Foundation of America
Probably would have the most impact. Alzheimer's has got to be the most terrifying (from your perspective) and painful (from your loved ones' perspectives) to go through. Let's see if anon delivers.

>>10722867
How fitting that he got cuckholded yet again (Harvey also plowed his fields)

Proof that it is more than just another political insult, it is a way of life for there perpetually unhappy and unfulfilled virtue-signaling types.

Anthony was not deserving of even her used up body, anymore than he was deserving of his own. Now it can be discarded into the earth where his fellow travelers bury their heads.

Poetic justice is the best justice

>>10722923
you are unconscious after 15-30sec idiot

Oh no another liberal died! How absolutely awful!

Fuck off. This guy was a goofball

>>10722923
im not triggered, i was just stating facts
edgy people on 4chan arent really a new thing
also, if you do hanging right, your neck breaks almost instantly

>>10722374
>STOP USING POWDER STOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10722620
average blog tßh, nice that you used someoe's death to up yourself though.

>>10723005
>dumb enough actually believe this

But please, prove it.

turns out the worst park of tony offing himself was /ck/ being flooded with /pol/tism

>>10723016
You don't brake your neck in 99.9% hangings. You suffocate. You cut out your blood supply to brain and are unconscious pretty quick .

>>10723037
I just actually finished medicine, am a doctor, and last exame i passed was crime medicine. So i think i know my shit better then some edgelord on 4chan

>>10723016
Why would you assume he did it right? He clearly didn’t do much in his life right, as he would clearly be the first to agree with me on.

And even if he did manage to break his neck, the crushing psychology before finally doing the world this favor, would be enough of an appetizer to satisfy the justice-hunger of the world.

Pic related, he’s the one in the back

>>10723048
We die as we live or however the saying goes. But he was a great human and I’m sure that won’t register on every edgy basement dweller’s radar.

>>10722750
hey, I actually volunteered at the east bay SPCA in college :)
>pic related

>>10722900
>>10722963
I'll do the alzheimer's one. pic in next post. I don't have a family history of alzheimer's but I do have one of schizophrenia. Can confirm a family member's mental illness is terrifying for everyone.

>>10723061
It depends, long drop hangings are designed to break your neck, but hanging yourself inside your house will kill your via asphyxia instead
>>10723048
why is the alt-right so autistic?

>>10723085
thats the thing, we wont know and why should we care?
i mean, sure, a couple of people are going to be angered by your posts, but apart from that its pissing in the wind, really

>>10723061
I am an astronaut, just got back from the 7th dimension (you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it) and I spoke with a group of people who had hung themselves, they assured me it was agonizingly slow

So I think I know a bit more than some pretend internet doctor

>>10723110
yes, but like i said, 99% of hangings are in house
State issued hangings are from drops

I've seen shitload of inhouse hangings. People did it with phone charges, earbuds cord, shoelaces
They hang from wooden beams, door corners, chandeliers, door knobs
All asphyxiated

>hot pocket deleting posts
>last ban was 20 mins ago
>still no sticky

>>10723133
Aren't drop hangings still used for executions in one or two US states?

>>10723140
oh and would you look at that a mod banned a /v/ermin for making a boudain thread

>>10723143
Even If I said no would it stop you from hashtag protesting it?

>>10723092
>>10722900
Alzheimer's

>>10723124
just some of my books
now fuck off astronaut

>>10723143
i'm not from US, don't know what you do recently, but some hangings i saw where drop ones

>>10722498
flavour ground*

>>10723156
I'm not gonna protest about it, I think it might more more humane than lethal injection

Personally, I think firing squad is the most humane way

>>10722611

>being this bitter

>>10722520
Like that chick from Casino.

>>10723092
>>10723171
Good shit. Anon delivers. Twice. Rare these days. And for a fucking good cause, even rarer.

>>10723171
Based Bitcoin Anon

>>10723171
thanks anon

>>10722814
You aren't human.

>>10723171
>>10723092
>tfw I could have gotten $2000 and spend it all buying tendies subs at Pubix

If shitposting a bit and some minutes searching on that site gave a couple of charities a thousand each, then it was all worth it.
Anon delivers, good job.

>>10722410
>have a beautiful wife

>>10723175
My books, so....

Trump’d

https://youtu.be/GKZpqwhJUbs

>>10722249
Fuck you, anon... I'm dead inside now. :(

>>10723171
Jokes on you, they won’t remember anyone helped them

F