/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>10710569
Hawaiin

Gyro/Doner

>>10710584

That actually looks good though. Meats is just too many assortments of chewy flavors. It's all noise.

Garbage at least has some layers to it.

>>10710592

Hawaiian is underappreciated.

>>10710569
Meat lover's is horrible. Way to much shit on one pie.

>>10710664
>Hawaiian is underappreciated.
Top chefs hate it for good reason, it is objectively bad you are pretending to like it or have mutated genes

>>10710721

Yeah and Gordon Ramsey eats pizza with a fork. Kill yourself.

>>10710735
>Eating food with your hands like a savage
Do you also use your left hand as toilet paper?

>>10710721
>>10710735
>>10710745
I hate all of you faggots.

>>10710745

You handle bread with your hands, retard.

>>10710569
Looks pretty decent to me, however I'm a hetero normal high test male, so there ya go...

>>10710756
And you handle shit with yours, your point felch sucker?

>>10710773

The only shit I handle is your husband's you faggot.

>>10710787
Does he pay you in money or the affection you desperately crave from lacking a father?

>>10710791

Both.

>>10710664
>Hawaiian is underappreciated.

Damn right it is.

>>10710841

What the FUCK is that thing

>>10710873
Krakatoa, haven't you ever read an Atlas? He shrugged.

>>10710569
there isnt. fatasses and people with the palette of a 10 year old eat that shit.

>>10710873

A microwavable Hawaiian mudflap 'za. One probably won't want to microwave it, because it tastes less horrible cold.

>>10710664
>Hawaiian is underappreciated.
Fuck, not in Australia man. It's by far the most eaten pizza. I don't get it.

Adding toppings to pizza is proper shit tier behaviour in the first place. Cheese, tomato sauce and possibly basil leaves depending on how much is in the sauce. Nothing else, or you're a child.

>>10711113
>I only eat cheese pizza
Literally a child's palate

>>10711113
Get tha fuck outta here Kevin Mcallister, then go die by bees like in My Girl

>>10710721
>Top chefs hate it for good reason
because hating pineapple pizza is a big meme and famous people have to adhere to the collective groupthink else they risk their fame and thus money

>>10710745
>t. you

>>10711113
>food must be exactly the same! no variation! I command it!
nah fuck off

Meat lovers pizza tastes good but I can't help but think all that processed meat combined with the indigestible dough is a sure fire way to get bowel cancer.

>>10710569
I like thin, slightly charred crust, sweet basil red sauce, anchovies and buffalo motz.

I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.

Meat lovers is pretty solid, no pun intended.

>>10711413
We appreciate your honesty.

Best pizza is meatballs, tomato slices, fresh basil and oregano, and extra cheese. It simply doesn’t get any better.

>>10710873
Kinky anus pizza, can't you read?

>>10711164
Or being dropped by your mother off a cliff so she can save your cousin.

The absolute best frozen pizza is meat. Then you add peppers and onions and mushrooms and extra cheese.

>>10710569
Meat lovers and ham & pineapple are the two most commonly eaten pizzas. Everyone orders those at a piss-up because it covers the largest audience.
There's always a few fags that complain about something in the supreme, pepperoni or cheese pizzas are for soyboys and BBQ chicken pizzas always get ignored.
Fuck vegetarians.

>>10711933
>buy frozen meat lovers pizza
>add a couple eggs near the end
Before you judge its an Australian favorite and well worth a try

Pizza Hut is so weird. Usually it's god awful. Every now and then it's amazingly sublime and wonderful.

Got a Pizza Lovers a few months back. Just one a whim after avoiding Pizza Hut for years. It was fucking amazing.

>>10711879
Nice. That's a hard choice though between Macaulay and Frodo.

>>10710623
You take that back.

>>10710721
>Top chefs hate it
Who cares. Form your own opinion.

>>10710885
Lol.nice.

>hating based Hawaiian pizza
G TF O back to plebbit

Greek style

>>10710721
>da teevee told me wot 2 fink!!

Pizza suffers heavily from the "more shit=better" meme. If you want to get fancy with food, doing it with spices or sauces is generally a tastier way to do it. Just piling more shit onto your food just means that you can't appreciate any one element because it's all a huge jumbled mess.

Give me some simple pepperoni or sausage pizza over a messy meat lovers any day.

Anything with olives in it

>>10712987
>pepperoni

>>10711946
>eggs on pizza
>Australian favourite

I've never heard of this. Are some kind of wog cunt?

>>10713015
been a thing forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pizza_varieties_by_country#Australia

>>10710773
So do you pick up an open faced sandwich and eat it with your hands... Or do you use a fork? Shit logic.

>>10710569
faggoty pineapple

>>10710623
Doner pizzas with the garlic sauce instead of pizza sauce is dogshit, but doner meat as a topping to a normal pizza is 11/10 amazing

>>10710569
>Is there a pizza more shit tier than meat lovers
Fuck you op

>>10710569
I like two get to large meatpizzas with extra cheese and then I ladle nacho cheese sauce all over them and eat them both

worst pizza is bad quality cheese only pizza, best pizza is good quality cheese only pizza

toppings and topping amounts increase a pizzas quality the worse it is, and pineapples are very good at naking shit pizza more edible

Its alright after a couple bushes warmed up on the ole ET
https://youtu.be/mzOUgwsQ_hM?t=108

>>10710569
fuck off cunt, that shit looks amazing

>>10710569
>Is there a pizza more shit tier than meat lovers?

The sausage chunks most pizza places use is awful. Why would you allow such a big topping to be on a pizza? Crumbled sausage is much better

>>10710569
>Is there a pizza more shit tier than meat lovers?
Whatever your favorite pizza is.

>>10710721
Hawaiian anything is fucking shit. What can you expect from a place where the peak of their culinary culture is SPAM

>>10714812
sliced sausage is best pizza sausage

>>10714865
Never tried it like that, but it looks fantastic

>>10714865
essentially it's a patrician pepperoni

>>10710841
That's the saddest excuse of a pizza I've seen in a while.

>>10713137

>>10715000
Worthy get

>>10715011
not a get

>>10710569
Pizza is shit tier food

stop pretending to eat 'good pizza'

>>10710592
Kawiian

>>10710569
Anything sweet
The other week I got a pizza with fucking mango sauce on it. Nowhere in the ingredients list was that mentioned. An absolute waste.

>>10710754
we hate you too you piece of shit, we will you tomorrow tho bby <3

Onions on pizza. Don't get me wrong I fucking love onions, raw, cooked, whatever, but they are fucking disgusting on pizza.

>>10710916
Saarioisten on parempaa

>>10716599
Agreed. They just didn't seem to work as part of any topping I've ever tried.

>>10710569
I worked at a Papa Johns, and this is what every single chinese person that came in would order. I'm not even trying to stereotype here or be racist. It was about 40 different chinese people, all ordering the same pizza. I knew the chinks loved pork, but it always threw me off.

>>10710584
It's vegan too btw.

>>10712413
This has some good photoshop potential

>>10710569
>tfw pizza in the oven

>>10712987
I want to agree with you, but pepperoni is pure noise.

>>10710569
absolutely ruins the flavor of the pizza. i love bacon, but its horrible on the pie

>>10711945
THE two? I'm laffin, fuck you and every other delusional murderer

What is savage is paying $15-$20 for some dough and cheese with scraps of veggies thrown on top.

At least with the meats I know i'm getting at least partially back what i'm paying for.

>>10711299
Holy fucking shit, an autistic faggot?
That's just not fair to do to someone.

>>10711933
>extra cheese
Lardass detected.

>>10712413
That pizza gets me boned up 5% more than she does. It was close though.

>>10715000
Am I sperging out here, or do you also kind of hate the people who wash "human"-garbage like this.

Shoot them in the head and dump the body at sea.

>>10718721
You know they don't actually want to do that don't you? Can you imagine how they feel when they see one of those super overweight people and know they'll have to take care of them? If they refused, they'd get fired. I pity them.

>>10712413
That pic is really nostalgic to me for some reason

>>10711299
why is everything about his demeanor so fucking gay

Potato pizza. One of my friends decided to get it once and it was mega shit tier.

>>10718772
I "would" (of course this would never work)
make the argument that I am "doing no harm" by not enabling that piece OF FUCKING SHIT to continue being one of the lowest forms of human life.
I mean just barely above pedophiles and murderers.
I would honestly rank cannibals higher as long as they didn't kill someone.

>>10710569
>order vegetarian pizza that has mushrooms, sweetcorn, peppers, onions, red onions and tomatoes on it
>add chicken and bacon and extra cheese
Best pizza

>>10710916
I regret expanding this image.

>>10710569
Mac and cheese pizza.

Yeah, nah, meat lover's is shit. I love meat, but I can only stomach vegetarian pizzas.
Exceptions being mushroom with bacon or chicken with tomato and spinach.

>>10718671
>Eating to "get my moneys worth" instead of enjoying the food you order

Don't do this

>>10711299
>Unironic *sigh*

>>10710569
>Is there a pizza more shit tier than meat lovers?
Any pizza with olives in it

>>10710569
ham is never acceptable

bacon, sausage and pepperoni are all acceptable in their respective domains. never together. pepperoni should be on its own so you can double up. sausage is good with peppers and olives. bacon is good with olives or solo

>>10711413
>I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.
If this is gay I’m all members of Village People

>>10710721
>you are pretending to like it

>>10711299
HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>10710569
I'm actually apt to agree with this. I love meat, but for some reason meatlover pizzas just don't taste good.

I would say the worst pizza toppings I've ever had is green pepper, onion and pineapple.

>granpa owns a pizzeria in Naples
>he has been cooking pizzas for 40+ years, his restaurant is a very well known one in the whole city
>wall is full of pictures of all the famous actors and singers that ate there (from Michael Jackson to some famous 90's french politician)
>because of this the place is always flooded with retarded tourists that come in to "eat-a da true pizza ! Mamma mia !"
>mfw they order Peperoni pizza and I have to tell them they're probably making a huge mistake
>mfw some amerilard insisted on getting something similar to this >>10710841
abomination
>mfw overhear people saying "i dunno man, I prefer the one from (insert name of shitty fastfood), this one's a bit too weird"
>mfw chinks come in expecting us to make the shit they have in their country
>mfw some of the responses itt
One time granps almost smacked the shit out of some asshole, so now we don't allow him to come out of the kitchen

>>10710721
>objectively bad
Taste cannot be objective you massive fucking retard

>>10710873
cheapest pizza from binland, priced less than 1€