[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 121 KB, 643x807, Screen Shot 2018-06-05 at 9.17.51 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711431 No.10711431 [Reply] [Original]

What in the actual fuck?

>> No.10711445

obviously pancake becomes breakfast

>> No.10711448

>>10711431
international house of butter

>> No.10711454

Oh boy, another chain restaurant starts referencing stale memes.

>> No.10711463

>>10711454
IHO

>> No.10711465
File: 70 KB, 600x400, Bacon-Mountain-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711465

international house of bacon

>> No.10711470
File: 58 KB, 634x532, based misogynist ihop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711470

>>10711454
I don't get it, what meme is this referring to?

>> No.10711475
File: 79 KB, 716x768, Bill_Wilson-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711475

I know what the B stands for.

>> No.10711479
File: 35 KB, 500x526, haha-benis-ddddd-benis-or-bepis-pick-1-1487463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711479

>>10711470

>> No.10711490

>>10711431
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BUTTCAKES?

>> No.10711498
File: 16 KB, 300x300, 1523930723896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711498

International House of /b/

>> No.10711506
File: 1.01 MB, 1148x1043, 468BE406-D561-44B0-8936-F563E9A30376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711506

International house of breakfast you retards - how is this not obvious?

>>10711498
fuck off

>> No.10711513

international house of BASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJBNjbk0ds

>> No.10711531
File: 58 KB, 434x469, 434px-King_Harlaus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10711531

>>10711448

>> No.10711610

>>10711431
ancakes

>> No.10711626

International House of Breakfast?

>> No.10711634

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BOOBS

>> No.10711646

>>10711634
DUDE

>> No.10711667

>>10711431
Fuck off intern

>> No.10711729

International house of burgers

They're moving into lunch and dinner territory

>> No.10711761

International House of BRAAAAPPP

>> No.10711789

I prefer Russian pancakes, bliny.

>> No.10711827

>>10711729
IHOP has had lunch and dinner for a long time now.

>> No.10711832

iHop rolls off the tongue

who the fuck wants to say iHob?

>> No.10711854

It’s brunch, you incels

>> No.10711954

International House of Booty

theyre becoming a strip club

>> No.10711992

>>10711431
Interracial house of breeding

>> No.10712063

>change it to breakfast so they dont have to sell as much pancakes

i dont even eat here but im pretty sure this is the reason behind it.

>> No.10712074

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BOOBIES

HOOTERS FOR BREAKFAST. COME GET YOUR MILKIES IN THE MORNING

>> No.10712081

>>10711626
Would be my guess

>> No.10712087
File: 646 KB, 512x481, 1497640968332.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712087

Indernational Houz of Bancakes :DD

>> No.10712089

>>10711531
this is it
this is their marketing campaign
fucking Bannerlord release 6/11/18

>> No.10712090
File: 772 KB, 600x712, 4bc110ab06a5648d82263ceee0ab034c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712090

>>10711431
I hope they bought the Hobbit breakfast rights

>> No.10712101

>>10712063
What a dumb reason though
>known well for a loved breakfast item that will never go out of style
>try to divorce from this great selling item

>> No.10712121

>>10712101
I think you're reasoning is predicated on the idea that they are doing well financially and don't need to shake things up

>> No.10712126

>>10712090
Yeah, that looks pretty good.

>> No.10712132
File: 1.75 MB, 339x261, 1517538704229.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712132

>>10712081
>>10711626
We got a couple of fucking geniuses here, lads.

>> No.10712139

>>10712121
My reasoning rests on the assumption that you can do well selling pancakes as a breakfast franchise. If they can't even fucking get pancakes right then how are they going to get everything else right? Re-branding is painting a turd here.

>> No.10712159
File: 6 KB, 419x249, 1368995022146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712159

>>10711431

>> No.10712165

>>10712139
I will just assume you are the head of marketing at a fortune 500 company since you know so much about branding and are not just a retard in a basement

>> No.10712167 [DELETED] 

>>10711475

lol

>> No.10712210

>>10712165
The same to you friend, at least I can do better than "durr the execs r doin what they need to ur not an expert are u?"
If I was in charge of much of ihobbb then I would be part of what put them in the tanker to begin with

>> No.10712387

>>10711431
Fucking Spurdo is running Ihop now.

>> No.10712412
File: 29 KB, 360x360, 1528242673220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712412

>Americans

>> No.10712480

>>10712412
feel free to use a different site foreigncuck

>> No.10712489

>>10711832
>who the fuck wants to say iHob?
Drunk people who can't help it

>> No.10712496

>>10712063
It might be because they're not selling enough pancakes

>> No.10712509

>>10711431
>This whole thread

Thanks for the laughs guys, I really needed that, life's been kinda shit lately.

>> No.10712551

>>10712509
>life's been kinda shit lately.
You're not alone bro

>> No.10712573
File: 26 KB, 453x604, muh dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712573

>>10711992

>> No.10712588

>>10712412
>Christian Vikerrnes posting
stop

>> No.10712594

>>10712573
BRAAAAP

>> No.10712596

>>10711431
This is a viral marketing ploy that seems to be putting ihob back on the map.
It's always been ihob.

>> No.10712608
File: 339 KB, 1280x1707, 1431287622765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712608

GUYS WAIt
What if they turned the "b" in ihob upside down? Then it would be "ihop" like "I want to hop into taytay's sweaty vagina"

>> No.10712621
File: 1.16 MB, 1107x831, computerfriend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712621

boobs

>> No.10712631
File: 47 KB, 822x462, julia stewart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712631

This lady was the CEO of IHOP for years, and made them a ton of money. She then decided that IHOP should buy Applebee's only she couldn't figure out how to make money with Applebee's, so they fired her.

>> No.10712659

>>10712594
>HURR DURPY DURR!!!
we get it, you're retarded

>> No.10712697

>>10712659
international house of butthurt

>> No.10712716

>>10712697
>HAHA fart memes xD
I'm embarrassed every time I see that stupid shit

>> No.10712717

didnt another franchise just merged and they did something like that? i think it was some wings place with some other restaurant

>> No.10712741

>>10712717
BBW wings

>> No.10712753
File: 159 KB, 824x270, 1523723570393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712753

>>10712573

>> No.10712819

>>10712716
international house of >being this mad

>> No.10712887

BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WAITING TO BE SUCKED

>> No.10712896

>>10711470
This picture was great till you added in the annoying crone at the bottom

>> No.10712898

>>10711506
How are you able to read this post with your squinty eyes?

>> No.10712909

>>10712631
>buying applebutts

Good riddance

>> No.10712911
File: 2.46 MB, 4032x3024, 20180606_031510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10712911

I cook here, currently doing grave shift with my boy, ama. (I don't know what the b is)

>> No.10712912

>>10712911
>ama

>Doesn't know what the b is

Can you fuck off?

>> No.10712914

>>10712912
No

>> No.10712922

>>10712912
Fuck you cunt

>> No.10712952

>>10712896
I didn't make the pic but yeah I tend to agree.

>> No.10712956

>>10712911
what are they changing the P to B for?

>> No.10712960

you are unironically shilling, that's a given. The question is are you getting compensated for your efforts?

>> No.10713036

>Get rid of your one gimmick most known for and just becoming another generic breakfast place

I mean yeah they already sold more than pancakes so why bother with the name change unless its a big menu revamp?

>> No.10713107

I don't like it, feels weird to say
I will not be going back

>> No.10713117

lemme guess, they recently got a female executive?

>> No.10713123

>>10711634
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE IT ISN'T IT!!!!!!!

>> No.10713131

>>10712121
Has someone on tv used the word predicate recently? This is the second time I've seen it today.

I mean look at this tard he doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Quite pathetic.

>> No.10713139

Who goes to this dump? Anything they sell you can get at a non-chain diner better/chraper

>> No.10713145

>>10713139
>non-chain diner
As if I have any of those around me

Ihop is down the road.

>> No.10713150

>>10713145
>Americans struggling to walk more than a few meters

>> No.10713153

>>10712126
You look pretty good.

>> No.10713156

>>10713150
>he doesn't understand how large the US is

No, I just don't want to drive an hour for breakfast

>> No.10713164

>>10713150
The roads here aren't really built with walking in mind sidewalks are mainly an afterthought unless you live in a big city.

>> No.10713168
File: 47 KB, 629x419, belgianhealth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713168

>>10713150
Americans walk exactly 0 meters eurofag
we stride confidently in freedom miles

>> No.10713173

>>10713139
>family owned means better
when will this meme stop? dominos is better than most of the local pizzerias that open and that's a fact

>> No.10713178

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BUTTFUCK

>> No.10713187

>>10711431

>The ihop being built down the street from my house in the nice suburb I live in Panama has been under construction in an already constructed shopping centre for 9 months now
>They're about to change their name and give these lazy spics a reason to not finish it for another 9 months

Thanks ihob

>> No.10713199

>>10713173
Domino's is the best corporate pizza, and in some areas that is true, but up in here there's a lot of good pizza places. Although the 6.99 large 3 topping is one of the best values at any chain place.

IHOP is like the tgifridays/Applebee's of breakfast, like the food came out of a freezer and they tossed it in a a microwave

>> No.10713211

>>10711431
IHOB :D:D:D

>> No.10713212
File: 36 KB, 821x869, 1528077204255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713212

>>10712509
>>10712551

>> No.10713214

IHOP insider here


Were changing it to international house of breakfast (IHOB). Not sure why, Never questioned it. I honestly only give a fuck if my paycheck is on time

Also we have some restaurants that hire prisoners on work programs to be shuttled to the restaurants before open because of dat cheap wages, Cook pancakes, then go back to prison.

So remember that when your eating your pancakes, A child molester probably made them.

>> No.10713217
File: 229 KB, 388x388, I'm CIA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713217

>>10711475
post yfw you figure out IHOP originally stood for International House Of Plane-with-no-survivors

>> No.10713224

>>10711470
Why are women so weak

>> No.10713241

>>10713214
I definitely believe this is true

>> No.10713245

>>10713214
>So remember that when your eating your pancakes, A child molester probably made them.
Nah, I live in rich white people land, that only happens in poor redneck areas, because even if the inmates started shit and decided to kill customers, it would be no big loss to society.

>> No.10713252

>>10711992
XD

>> No.10713255

international house of bancakes :DDD :DDD

>> No.10713261
File: 192 KB, 1280x1054, serveimage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713261

International House of BIDDYBONGBONG BIDDYBINGBING BIDDYBENGBENG BIDDYBONG

>> No.10713304
File: 52 KB, 711x633, 1523309610719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713304

>>10712608

>> No.10713332

>>10712412
>w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶s̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ nords

>> No.10713473

>>10711470
that's actually fucking hilarious

>> No.10713477

>>10711445
It' IHOG. always has been. Always will be.

>> No.10713503

>>10712631
Tonya Harding's mother was an IHOP CEO?

>> No.10713777

Its brunch or breakfast. Makes sense, since Denny's has had better pancakes since they changed them a couple of years ago

>> No.10713783

>>10711634
YES

>> No.10713795
File: 1.88 MB, 1225x825, Tactical Red Lantern Blood Vomit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10713795

>blyat
>bitches
>bancakes
>blood

>> No.10713809

>>10712573
God damn I wanna eat that

>> No.10713818

>>10712911
Can you ask your manager what the b is? Jesus Christ

>> No.10713820

international house of bankruptcy

>> No.10713824

>>10713217
Kek

>> No.10713831

>>10712090
I want shire sausage fuck

>> No.10713834

>>10712101
It's probably because they have way more than just pancakes. Like how Domino's Pizza became just "Domino's" or how Dunkin' Donuts is trying to rebrand as "Dunkin'"

>> No.10713849

>>10713831
I went when that stuff was available and got some dipping cinammon cubes you dip into icing or some shire garbage that was pretty much sugar. It wasn't exciting, just like the movies.

>> No.10713855

>>10713834
Are you shitting me on Dunkin

>> No.10713911

IHOb they're just joking.

>> No.10714179

>>10711431
I prefer Waffle House to IHOP. There, I said it.

>> No.10714190

>>10712412
t. closet freeaboo

>> No.10714244
File: 8 KB, 106x120, 106px-DONOTWANT_doggy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714244

>>10711431

International House of Bestiality?

>> No.10714354

>>10713834
I can respect dominoes, but Dunkin is straight up retarded.

>> No.10714364

>>10714354
Yeah, everyone just said Domino's anyways. "Dunkin Donuts" ALWAYS included "Donuts" when said. If we aren't dunkin donuts, then what the fuck are we dunkin?

>> No.10714390

>>10713855
Sauce
http://amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2017/08/04/dunkin-donuts-name-change
Watch a new commercial for them too. I'm pretty sure they always call it Dunkin' because they want less of an emphasis on donuts and more of an emphasis on coffee and food. Which makes sense because the donuts are somehow the worst thing they sell anyway.

>> No.10714396

>>10712914
>>10712922
Eat My ihob knob

>> No.10714402

>>10711470
This is extremely problematic

>> No.10714406

>>10711761
Based

>> No.10714410

>>10712063
Pancakes are cheap as fuck to make. They're trying to push the rest of their menu.

>> No.10714436

>>10712896
>>10713224
>Being this triggered by a woman's inoffensive comment at the bottom of a social media picture.

>> No.10714457

>>10711431
International House of Bitches doesn’t seem like a smart move in the #metoo era. But I’m not a marketing guru.

>> No.10714467

>>10711761
brapfag pls go
you've already fucked up /aco

>> No.10714476

>>10711531
fuck off swadians
rhodok #1
fite me on my hill

>> No.10714488

>>10712087
kek

>> No.10714490

>>10711634
This is what I want it to be!

>> No.10714496
File: 173 KB, 671x1024, 1527599065548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714496

>>10714476
I just want mountain blade 2 already lads...

>> No.10714501
File: 5 KB, 128x128, 1f171[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714501

international house of [B]ancakes

>> No.10714507
File: 215 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714507

>>10713214
Remember if you live in California, the only thing between you and burning in a fiery death is a child molester

>> No.10714521

>>10712090
>sneed cake

>> No.10714525

>>10714507
kek

>> No.10714532

>>10714390
I guess I can understand that reasoning, but uhh still seems like a bad idea.

>> No.10714536

>>10713214
IHOP was founded by child molesters

>> No.10714545

say goodbye to american breakfast platters

say hello to the weird Mediterranean avocado brunch garbage

>> No.10714563

>>10711992
Give it 5yrs

>> No.10714571
File: 35 KB, 584x534, le cuck king face (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714571

>>10711992

>> No.10714578

>>10714545
nooooooooooooooo
In all seriousness though, IHOP a shit. Much nicer to just hit up your local diner. No wonder their going bankrupt

>> No.10714581

>>10711431
Ihob? Fug.

>> No.10714586

>>10714545
>international house of brunch
fuck the soybois have ruined another one

>> No.10714589

>>10713224
Well they are under constant threat of getting screamed at, beaten up or killed if they simply reject a guy. So sexist comments tend to upset them.

GEE I WONDER WHY

>> No.10714592

>>10714436
No, that's clearly an offensive comment.

>> No.10714593

>>10712716
BRAP

*SNIFFS*

>> No.10714595

>>10714589
>roasties and """""male""""" feminists actually (pretend) to believe this

>> No.10714596

>>10714589
honey I think you clicked on the wrong website.
Like, sweetie

>> No.10714597
File: 97 KB, 1024x576, 1525190662738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714597

>>10712412

>> No.10714603

>>10712911
Why are you so fat?

>> No.10714607

>>10714595
>>10714596
>a simple fact met with hostility

GEE I WONDER WHY INDEED

>> No.10714619
File: 68 KB, 491x491, 1522500935140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714619

>>10714607
>>10714589

>> No.10714621
File: 568 KB, 852x880, 1475875786246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10714621

>>10714607
Aw, she's upset.

>> No.10714958

>>10711954
big if true

>> No.10714967

in order to draw white women away from waffle house, ihop will now be the international house of blacks

>> No.10714975

>>10711954
There's a chicken joint in Nashville called Smokin' Thighs that I really wish was a gentlemen's club/BBQ chicken joint hybrid.

>> No.10715010

>>10714596
lmao, if you think everyone on 4chan is an /r9k/ roasting hating virgin, you'd be wrong.

/ck/ especially has a large number of women.

>> No.10715073

>>10711431
International House of Bitch I ain't payin' no $5.99 for three pancakes, you can kiss my ass

>> No.10715089

>>10715010
I see this claim repeated over and over with no evidence. Ever consider maybe you're just parroting some bullshit?

>> No.10715093

>>10711470
I hope Katie Mack gets malignant cervical and breast cancer

>> No.10715095

>>10715089
Ever consider most people here AREN'T posting?

>> No.10715099

>>10715095
But where is the evidence of this board having a large number of women?

>> No.10715104

>>10714607
>you're wrong
>I FEEL IN DANGER DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT
lmao, pussy.

>> No.10715124

>>10715095
>too afraid to post on an anonymous website
Do women really do this

>> No.10715125

>>10715099
Well the site is already 30% female according to their advertising page.

Cooking is obviously also generally a more female oriented task.

It's called making an inference.

>> No.10715130

>>10715124
No, most 4chan users do this.


Are you seriously so new that you don't think most people aren't lurkers?

>> No.10715138

>>10715124
Women are unironically scared children.

>> No.10715149

>>10715124
lurk more

>> No.10715155

>>10715010
Except not all women are easy triggered otherwise vapid wastes of flesh. Cunts like that one make me even more ashamed to be female.

>> No.10715244

>>10715125
>because bitches be cooking
No offense, but not good enough. Sorry, but you are perpetuating an unfounded claim.

>> No.10715250

>>10715244
bury your head in the sand if you want anon, it's your life.

>> No.10715254

>>10715250
You're the one burying your head in the sand if anything. You want this meme to be true so badly that you will overlook any lack of evidence.

>> No.10715265

>>10715093
>inb4 anon gets cancer
Have you learned nothing for total biscuit, you retard? Karma's a bitch.

>> No.10715267

>>10715254
Lmao, what evidence do you have to the contrary?

https://nutritionj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1475-2891-12-45


according to studies, while men are increasingly more likely to cook since the 1960s, women are still predominantly cooking.

Why would a cooking board not follow basic trends in society?

>> No.10715270

>>10715250
It wouldn't bother me if that were the case. What's irritating is when something posted over and over again becomes truth. Fuck that hivemind shit.
>>10715254
Kek, seriously.

>> No.10715272

>>10715267
>what evidence do you have to the contrary?
Do you understand how the burden of proof works? I don't have to prove shit, you do.

>> No.10715281

>>10715010
30 year old virgin neckbeards living in their parents basement and pretending to be cartoon chinese schoolgirls doesn't count

>> No.10715284

>>10715272
Fuck off moron, you can't ignore basic statistics.

More women cook than men

This is a cooking board

That's all the evidence I need. You have NOTHING that would imply women post here less, and since the site claims 30% of visitors are women, that means at MINIMUM /ck/ is also 30% women. But due to the nature of /ck/ being cooking related, I would hazard it's 10-15% higher skewed toward women.

It's called taking the available data (4chan site stats, general societal norms for cooking) and making an inference.

>> No.10715306

>>10715284
>More women cook than men
oh no, he's retarded...

>> No.10715308

>>10715306
I never said professionally cook, I said cook.

>> No.10715314

>>10715308
That doesn't make you any less retarded.

>> No.10715320

>>10715314
>i have no evidence to support me, but the little evidence you provided isn't enough to make me provide any evidence of my own

oh okay, you could've just said you've got not rebuttal.

>> No.10715326

>>10715320
>>i have no evidence to support me
see >>10715272

>> No.10715340

>>10715326
>using statistics isn't evidence

Only to the person who has literally nothing to post for themselves.

>> No.10715347

International House of Based

>> No.10715354

>>10715340
Your "statistic" is "More women cook than men"...

>> No.10715361

>>10714476
>gets trampled by heavy cavalry

>> No.10715365

>>10715354
Yes, general societal trends will do that.

When talking about millions of people, larger trends in the population are fairly good indicators, even when you reduce the population to something the size of /ck/

>> No.10715367

>>10715354
Women don't know shit about cooking. What they consider "cooking" is heating up mac and cheese in the microwave and cutting up a hot dog onto it.

>> No.10715388
File: 108 KB, 501x585, 1500097800298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715388

>>10714476
>t. Mountain Jew
No one wants your mountain of shit

>> No.10715402

>>10715125
According to advertisers /a/ is 60% female and the average age is 13, just because they want to be and act like little girls doesn't make it so, I wouldn't trust their shit
>Implying modern women can cook
lmao

>> No.10715463
File: 349 KB, 3840x2160, TrollFace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715463

TIL I can derail a thread whenever someone posts the "/ck/ is mostly women" meme

>> No.10715499

>>10715463
You posted troll face the other day saying specifically you post it to rile up people so they call you reddit and newfag, at least give it a week anon

>> No.10715500

>>10712087
based

>> No.10715521

>>10711761
This is the only logical conclusion

>> No.10715585

>>10715499
I might as well start tripfagging if you're gonna put me on blast like that.

>> No.10715592

Listen up you faggots and or anyone still here, my boy and I were in the thread earlier during grave and we busted open the new menu boxes to look. Its all about Burgers now. They're calling them Steakburgers. In addition to those, we're adding new burger choices and revamping how we did them before. Mystery solved now go Fuck yourselves

>> No.10715596

>>10711431

the b is for breakfast

>> No.10715597

>>10714589
You're an idiot lol.

This person wasn't directly spoken to, they went out of their way to be offended.

>> No.10715614

>>10714607
>Manages to come across as a shrieking hag online
>WHY DON"T MORE PEOPLE BELIEVE ME!!!!

>> No.10715634

>>10715499
Actually, you know what? How the fuck did you even know it was me and not just someone who saved the pic? Are you a mod trying to post anonymously? Fuck you. Probably that faggot who keeps getting btfo and banning people.

>> No.10715642

>>10711470
Based Ihob

>> No.10715648

>>10715634
Because you're the only person to post "TrollFace" on 4chan in complete seriousness within the last 10 years.

>> No.10715659

>>10711470
Ahem. Hmm. Okay, well. Hmm let me sort of unpack this for you, like why this image is problematic.

>> No.10715675
File: 246 KB, 450x338, 1527464300677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715675

>>10711761

>> No.10715677

>>10715634
The only person on suicide watch here is YOU

>> No.10715683
File: 7 KB, 182x300, i_want_blini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715683

>>10711789
international house of blini

>> No.10715686

>>10715677
Sweetie, I'm unique. This anonymously said it himself. >>10715675

>> No.10715691

>>10715683
>international house of blini

nice

>> No.10715696
File: 528 KB, 277x186, 1525698391295.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715696

>>10711465
Would smash the chick on the right until my nuts dried up

>> No.10715698

>>10715683
Based blini poster

>> No.10715709
File: 788 KB, 1971x2000, 6570bbb8cb35b8f36ddd19bdf313f5c64a850460d9082c654709cd2dbe6e5975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715709

>>10711634
THE SIGNS WERE THERE ALL ALONG

>> No.10715727

>>10712911
Why not try working for a better restaurant? Brunch is hella popular so you will probably find a decent place with Ihop/b experience

>> No.10715731

>>10711431
international house... of boogers

>> No.10715732

>>10712911
What is the b?

>> No.10715737
File: 78 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715737

>>10715731
>boogers

>> No.10715743

>>10715732
see
>>10715592

>> No.10715746

>>10714589
yea no women hold more power over men with very little return.

>> No.10715747

>>10713187
>Anticipating the opening of a shitty chain and following progress for months
>This actually mad about it possibly being delayed a little longer while the company buys a new sign for the front
Holy hell your life sounds pathetic is this why foriegners are so obsessed with everything Americans do? Like their country is so boring and devoid of culture they look at us just to criticize because we do stuff for better or for worse? Maybe Panama should just burn to the ground.

>> No.10715759

>>10714457
Poundmetoo isn't involved in breakfast foods

>> No.10715761
File: 53 KB, 1280x718, spicy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715761

>https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/jun/06/ihop-becomes-ihob-in-desperate-blea-for-attention
>desperate blea for attention

>> No.10715765

>>10714507
If you live in California you probably deserve to be raped or burned alive though so I guess that's just fate

>> No.10715777

>>10714589
Men are the victims of every kind of violent crime three times over compared to women in every catagory so that's proof women are fucking weak.

The B is going to be breakfast and Brunch on Sunday since that's incredibly popular now, I work at a soul food place and that shift is where we make all our money even though you don't think oxtails as a breakfast food

>> No.10715780

>>10715095
If they aren't posting how the fuck would you be able to tell it's a roastie? Lurkers don't post why the fuck would they take surveys or some shit

>> No.10715782

>>10715155
Post toe pics

>> No.10715836

>>10715761
>(((the goydian)))
Ihob is, objectively speaking, /our chain/.

>> No.10715838

>>10711470
I don't get it

>> No.10715845

>>10711634
OMFG I WANT IT TO BE THIS!

>> No.10715919

>>10715727
24 hours is just convenient for my schedule and I'm only 18 and this is my first job. Plus I'm honestly not much of a cook, just thought it sounded fun.
>>10714603
I'm a powerlifter with a total of 1240 lol
>>10715592
I can vouch that this is apparently true.

>> No.10715928

>>10714390
>donuts are somehow the worst thing they sell anyway

I don't even like dunkin dicknuts that much but seriously their donuts are easily their best wares. breakfast sandwiches suck dick. coffee sucks dick. muffins get a pass but meh. who the fuck eats muffins anyway.

I disagree.

>> No.10715934
File: 101 KB, 219x210, 1508361308056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10715934

>>10715634
>Actually, you know what? How the fuck did you even know it was me and not just someone who saved the pic? Are you a mod trying to post anonymously? Fuck you. Probably that faggot who keeps getting btfo and banning people.

Because I'm smarter than your double digit IQ baka ass, mother fucker

>> No.10716051

International House of Brioche.

>> No.10716137

>>10713831
Shire Sausage is made of Hobbits!!! says gandalf

>> No.10716148

>>10711634
NO F-ING WAY!! BRO!!

>> No.10716169

>>10711470
tumblr btfo.

>> No.10716245

>>10712090
>shire sausage
So that’s why Ian McKellen kept going back

>> No.10716278

>>10715284
>it’s called making an inference
AKA pulling it out of your ass. This is also why women make terrible scientists as well as shitty cooks.

>> No.10716479

Ihop employee here, it's confirmed to be burgers, peeped the new menus.

>> No.10716563

iHobble out after eating there

>> No.10716575

>>10716479
That's retarded if it's true.

>> No.10716577

>>10712911
Did u figure out out how to get drunk at work and high while crushing a rush or a scrub faggot?

>> No.10716649

>>10716577
I stay sober bc I'm crew chief at night and like my job, still crush the rush tho.

>> No.10717169

Good. Their pancakes suck.

>> No.10717208

>>10715124
why even bother to post when most replies are going to be worthless

i usually come to 4chan for the hentai, not to argue with windowlickers

>> No.10717223

>>10715125
>Cooking is obviously also generally a more female oriented task.
UHHHH SEXIST MUCH?!?!?!?!

>> No.10717493

>>10715919
>1240
Fat and weak, kys.

>> No.10717498
File: 230 KB, 1071x999, bazinga-with-sheldon-tshirt-logo-hr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10717498

International House of >pic related

>> No.10717688

>>10717493
I'm 230 6'3 mang why am i getting cyberbullied

>> No.10718002

>>10713168
What is that even supposed to mean you fucking mutt?

>> No.10718008

>>10717498
>t.reddit

>> No.10718244

>>10715284
>and since the site claims 30% of visitors are women, that means at MINIMUM /ck/ is also 30% women
that isn't really how that works

>> No.10718250

>>10718244
>when he claims something he needs to provide proof
>when I claim something I don't need to provide proof

oh okay

>> No.10718292

>>10718250
it's not about proof, that's just not how averages work. if you have a site population scattered across various boards, and the average demo for the entire site is 30% female, you can't just take any board and claim that the minimum female demo is 30% because of that. if they were all minimum 30% that would mean the average would be higher than 30%.

>> No.10718316

>>10718292
By that logic you're implying the cooking board, for whatever reason, would have less than the average number of women than the site has a whole?

Come the fuck on, it's COOKING.

>> No.10718345

>>10718316
and in the end that is still the only "proof" you have.

>> No.10718494

>>10711465
i had this dream once of a doner log made from thousands of strips of soked bacon.

>> No.10718503

>>10718345
better than the literally mountain of nothing you've been posting.

I'll take an educated guess backed by general statics over literally nothing.

>> No.10719014

International House of OBesity

>> No.10720705
File: 727 KB, 916x853, 1528258139654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10720705

>>10714589

>> No.10720801

>>10715838
A butter faced girl is referring to a woman who looks like she had an attractive face but then it got too warm and it melted a bit so now it looks busted and ugly. It's usually used when referring to women who have ugly or homely faces but otherwise attractive bodies.

Meanwhile saying "flat but has a GREAT personality" could be considered a cut against women who have flat chests. For a lot of people it's like saying "This person has this negative quality BUT they are otherwise ok" which can be considered problematic since it reduces women to their chests.

Alternatively it could just be cheeky advertising and you could just have a fucking giggle at the joke that pancakes are flat with butter on them instead of getting upset about it, though that's something that's increasingly rare these days.

>> No.10721059

>>10711531
>International HARLAUS Of Butter

>> No.10721118

>>10714496

I can't believe how much effort went into making this image

>> No.10721156

>>10711470
the original based twitter account, wendy's can go fuck itself

>> No.10721166

>>10720801
>A butter faced girl is referring to a woman who looks like she had an attractive face but then it got too warm and it melted a bit so now it looks busted and ugly. It's usually used when referring to women who have ugly or homely faces but otherwise attractive bodies.
I always heard that butter face meant "she's hot but (for h)er face.

>> No.10721167

>>10720801
>A butter faced girl is referring to a woman who looks like she had an attractive face but then it got too warm and it melted a bit so now it looks busted and ugly
It's just a contraction of 'But her face'. As in, she has a great ass but her face is awful.

>> No.10721763

>>10711431
mor burgs fug yeah :D:D:D:D:D

>> No.10721815

>>10714967
Already is in my city

>> No.10721862

>>10711634
based

>> No.10721883

>>10721167
>>10721166

Both of these are backcronysms. It came from a girl with a fat gross face.

>> No.10721887
File: 437 KB, 600x445, 1518648803744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10721887

>>10712573

>> No.10721913

>>10712159
underrated post

>> No.10721914

>>10712887
Come to IHOB for our brand new Ram Ranch sauce.

>> No.10721922
File: 42 KB, 300x202, FOOD5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10721922

>>10713139
>tfw I have based Penny Anns right down the street from me

>> No.10721925

>>10713214
>Were changing it to international house of breakfast (IHOB). Not sure why, Never questioned it.
It's probably because pancakes aren't the biggest seller, or are declining or something.
Some market projection consultants have done some math and said that IHoP needs to get into healthier and fancier brunch, so some rebranding is necessary to appeal to the people who go off to cafes for lattes and eggs benedict with smoked salmon and a baby green salad.

>> No.10721928

>>10716245
Hobbit sausage is extra tasty and the sauce is to die for

>> No.10721930
File: 3 KB, 125x124, 1509602238980s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10721930

>>10713217

>> No.10721985

>>10711448
>butter

>>10711445
>breakfast

These two were my guesses.

Alternatively:

indernadional house of benis >:D :D :D :D fugg

>> No.10722099

haha international house of butt lol

>> No.10722104

>>10712087
:-DDDDDD DDD D fug

>> No.10722530

>>10711431
B is for avocado

>> No.10722593
File: 316 KB, 300x437, SolemnJudgment-LCJW-EN-ScR-1E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10722593

>>10712412
Is that Solemn Johnsson?

>> No.10722612

>>10715747

Nigger I'm an American living here. Quite being a fucking retard.

>> No.10722701
File: 311 KB, 483x701, Go ahead it is all yours you can save it if you want to.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10722701

>>10712087
>IHOP ownership transferred to [B]inland

>> No.10722712
File: 21 KB, 200x200, well I'll be darned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10722712

>>10712090
>Unexpected Journey
>Hobbit Slam
>Shire Sausage
>Seed Cake

>> No.10723058

>>10712087
No matter what it actually is, even if it's temporary, it will feel exactly like this every time someone says "leds go to the ihob :DDD" at 12am now.

>> No.10723418

international house of butts

lol

>> No.10723423

>>10714589

oh my god it must be so relentlessly oppressive living in the modern western world

>> No.10723556

>>10718503
>educated
You are a doctor in the field of 4chan population statistics? Retard

>> No.10723576

>>10714390
I lived in Rhode Island for 5 years (just moved back south this year) every one up there just calls it Dunks or Dunkin or Dunkies. No yankee I know ever called it Dunkin Donuts. Shortening established brand names or making them "cooler" has always been a thing.

>> No.10723578
File: 49 KB, 600x510, 9FC2A77C-5805-45FA-8DB7-0B6AE0D8AF41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10723578

Hehe Finland jusd boughd IHOB:DDDDD

>> No.10723588

>>10711634
YEA! TITS!

>> No.10723600

>>10714436
you have to go >>>/back/

>> No.10723601

>>10711431
>>10711431
International House of Bro's

>> No.10723607

>>10714521
Why the fuck did I laugh at this

>> No.10723657

>>10711431
international house of bbc

>> No.10723692
File: 455 KB, 802x427, bbw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10723692

>>10712741
someone say ....BBW?

>> No.10723694

>>10711470
Honestly had no idea that IhoB was so misogynist sexist racist bigoted. Wow

>> No.10723704
File: 26 KB, 500x375, daphne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10723704

>>10712412
>went to jail for stabbing someone 23 times
>tells everyone europe needs to preserve it genes so it isn't full of crazies who stab people

>> No.10723711

>>10711431
IHOPped the shark, now IHOBo under the bridges

>> No.10723727

dennys >>>>>>>> ihop

>> No.10723802

>>10723692
That's giantess you swine.

>> No.10723895

>>10723802
tomato
tomahto

>> No.10723908

>>10723704
You're a retard.

>> No.10724033
File: 39 KB, 715x399, DfIzzmYUcAAxd7W.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10724033

>>10711646
WEED LMAO

>> No.10724049

>>10711431
It's a joke because they're gonna see apple turnover pancakes or some shit, and the p is flipped.

>> No.10724107

>>10711667
Kek, underated and unappreciated burn

>> No.10724289

>>10724049
Pretty much, it's a lowercase b

This is just some lame marketing stunt

>> No.10724376
File: 23 KB, 400x396, bepis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10724376

>>10711431
international house of bepis

>> No.10724414

Braise dog fuggin ihob x—__-Ddd

>> No.10724976

>>10721883
>>10720801

It absolutely always meant a girl with a hot body but her (butter) face was ugly

>> No.10725793

>>10712090
>hobbit slam
L E W D

>> No.10726952

>>10711470
The oldest one in the book